OT: JOKE.....Such a fat-a boy!

[Sally]

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father
says to his oldest son, "Antonio! Why you-a such a fat-a boy?"

Antonio says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti! I can't-a
stop-a eating it."

Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!"

Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Guido! Why you-a such a
fat-a boy?"

Guido says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's lasagna. I can't-a stop-a
eating it, it's-a so good."

Poppa says, "You should-a also take-a smaller bites."

Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Vinny! How you-a stay
so slim-a and-a trim-a."

Vinny says, "It's-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots
of-a pussy."

Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's-a taste like ****!"

Vinny says, "Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!"

[Tihomir]

Once upon a time, Sally said:

>An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father
>says to his oldest son, "Antonio! Why you-a such a fat-a boy?"

Good one! Thanks Sally!

--
Tihomir 3M3W *I don't smoke anymore*
IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers

Those who commence deliberately. They plod on. They stick to it. They
persevere and finally reap their rewards. - Charles E. Popplestone