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Old 08-24-2007, 12:09 AM
Tihomir
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We're sick of your jokes, I can hear you say, but this one is special
to me for it was posted by Black Sheep in 2001. Rest In Peace.

--------------------------------

If your racial origins include any of those mentioned, please do not
read that one, and just laugh at the others (unless you are married
to &/or friends with one {or more} of the others) unless you can
believe that I just found this on another NG, and thought I'd share
it with you. Even if you don't like it, please do not smoke.

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere the following
people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American women and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand women and 1 NZ woman
2 Irishmen and 1 Irish woman

One month later the following things have occurred: One Italian man
killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule as to when they
alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Englishwoman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the Polish woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while
the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can
do , about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of
household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
improving.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian
woman who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both
"bloody wankers."

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and set
up a distillery. After the first few litres of coconut whisky they do
not remember if sex is in the picture but they are satisfied that at
least the English are not getting any.

--
Tihomir
*I don't smoke anymore*

.... All I want to know is: WHY ME?
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:09 AM
Becky
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Tiho, you will never hear me say I am sick of your jokes! Keep em coming!1
Becky
One month, one week, two days, 19 hours, 12 minutes and 53 seconds. 1990
cigarettes not smoked, saving $185.07. Life saved: 6 days, 21 hours, 50
minutes.

"Tihomir" <t-i-h-o_mir@hi.hinet.hr> wrote in message
news:f75hd6$jte$1@aioe.org...
> We're sick of your jokes, I can hear you say, but this one is special
> to me for it was posted by Black Sheep in 2001. Rest In Peace.
>
> --------------------------------
>
> If your racial origins include any of those mentioned, please do not
> read that one, and just laugh at the others (unless you are married
> to &/or friends with one {or more} of the others) unless you can
> believe that I just found this on another NG, and thought I'd share
> it with you. Even if you don't like it, please do not smoke.
>
> On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere the following
> people are stranded:
> 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
> 2 French men and 1 French woman
> 2 German men and 1 German woman
> 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
> 2 English men and 1 English woman
> 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
> 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
> 2 American women and 1 American woman
> 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
> 2 New Zealand women and 1 NZ woman
> 2 Irishmen and 1 Irish woman
>
> One month later the following things have occurred: One Italian man
> killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
>
> The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
> having loads of sex.
>
> The two German men have a strict weekly schedule as to when they
> alternate with the German woman.
>
> The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
> cleaning and cooking for them.
>
> The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
> Englishwoman.
>
> The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
> the Polish woman and they started swimming.
>
> The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while
> the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
> the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can
> do , about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of
> household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
> treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
> improving.
>
> The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
> instructions.
>
> The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian
> woman who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both
> "bloody wankers."
>
> Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
>
> The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and set
> up a distillery. After the first few litres of coconut whisky they do
> not remember if sex is in the picture but they are satisfied that at
> least the English are not getting any.
>
> --
> Tihomir
> *I don't smoke anymore*
>
> ... All I want to know is: WHY ME?



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