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Dear Ladies 'n' Gents! Dear ex-smokers!

You have quit smoking (for whatever weird and perverted reason) and
now miss the benefits of it? You miss the wonderfull fresh & flowery
smell of stale tobbaco? We have the solution for you!

http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5355.JPG

Love it? We knew you would! But we also offer you quality *choice*, if
the first one was not just perfect for your delicate sense of
fragrance:

http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5357.JPG

What do you think this Present of Nature is worth? $1000? You are
thinking right, but amazingly, you are wrong. $100. Nope, but you're
getting there. $10. Not quite yet.
Ladies and gentlemen, we offer you these wonderfull fragrances that
put red roses to shame for less than two dollars a piece! Yes! That is
correct! We *are* out of our mind!
Now, you are probably thinking: Bah, this must be some cheap and nasty
Chinese stuff that will kill my birds and make my dog bald. Oh no. We
are a company based in the world's oldest and boldest industrial
nation! Look:

http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5354.JPG

Shocked? Amazed? Dumbfolded? Rightly so!
Order NOW while supplies last!

--
Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers

The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

LOL. Nice job, Tiho!
Sue

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:11:06 +0200, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>
>Dear Ladies 'n' Gents! Dear ex-smokers!
>
>You have quit smoking (for whatever weird and perverted reason) and
>now miss the benefits of it? You miss the wonderfull fresh & flowery
>smell of stale tobbaco? We have the solution for you!
>
>http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5355.JPG
>
>Love it? We knew you would! But we also offer you quality *choice*, if
>the first one was not just perfect for your delicate sense of
>fragrance:
>
>http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5357.JPG
>
>What do you think this Present of Nature is worth? $1000? You are
>thinking right, but amazingly, you are wrong. $100. Nope, but you're
>getting there. $10. Not quite yet.
>Ladies and gentlemen, we offer you these wonderfull fragrances that
>put red roses to shame for less than two dollars a piece! Yes! That is
>correct! We *are* out of our mind!
>Now, you are probably thinking: Bah, this must be some cheap and nasty
>Chinese stuff that will kill my birds and make my dog bald. Oh no. We
>are a company based in the world's oldest and boldest industrial
>nation! Look:
>
>http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5354.JPG
>
>Shocked? Amazed? Dumbfolded? Rightly so!
>Order NOW while supplies last!

Once upon a time, Sue said:

>LOL. Nice job, Tiho!

Why, thank you Sue )

That someone would make *that* piece of crap was so surrealistic I had
to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

--
Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- H.L. Mencken, writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)

Tihomir! Where can I get those??? The cans are just sooooo appealing
in a sick-o way. Shades of James Dean. And I'm sure it covers up the
smell of excessive perfume??? <G>

FlatironMike
Stink of Sam
Seven months, four days, 13 hours, 22 minutes and 2 seconds. 4331
cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,299.09. Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day,
55 minutes.

Once upon a time, FlatIronMike said:

>Tihomir! Where can I get those??? The cans are just sooooo appealing
>in a sick-o way. Shades of James Dean. And I'm sure it covers up the
>smell of excessive perfume??? <G>

I just now realised that it is not clear that I took those photos
myself, in the store where my wife works!

So if anyone is interested, yes, I definitely *can* provide the can
LOL

--
Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers

"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."

Very cool Tiho! Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning!

hugs!

Sarah and Steve
"Tihomir" <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy> wrote in message
news:fcg7i9$4mc$1@sunce.iskon.hr...
:
: Dear Ladies 'n' Gents! Dear ex-smokers!
:
: You have quit smoking (for whatever weird and perverted reason) and
: now miss the benefits of it? You miss the wonderfull fresh & flowery
: smell of stale tobbaco? We have the solution for you!
:
: http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5355.JPG
:
: Love it? We knew you would! But we also offer you quality *choice*, if
: the first one was not just perfect for your delicate sense of
: fragrance:
:
: http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5357.JPG
:
: What do you think this Present of Nature is worth? $1000? You are
: thinking right, but amazingly, you are wrong. $100. Nope, but you're
: getting there. $10. Not quite yet.
: Ladies and gentlemen, we offer you these wonderfull fragrances that
: put red roses to shame for less than two dollars a piece! Yes! That is
: correct! We *are* out of our mind!
: Now, you are probably thinking: Bah, this must be some cheap and nasty
: Chinese stuff that will kill my birds and make my dog bald. Oh no. We
: are a company based in the world's oldest and boldest industrial
: nation! Look:
:
: http://www.inet.hr/~tgrebena/IMG_5354.JPG
:
: Shocked? Amazed? Dumbfolded? Rightly so!
: Order NOW while supplies last!
:
: --
: Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
: IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
: irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers
:
: The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:52:39 -0700, FlatIronMike
<FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote:

>Tihomir! Where can I get those??? The cans are just sooooo appealing
>in a sick-o way. Shades of James Dean. And I'm sure it covers up the
>smell of excessive perfume??? <G>

Just take a piece of clothing and hang it in a (smoking allowed) bar
for a few weeks. Keep in mind it won't be the same color when you
retrieve it.

It will cover only the smell of nice perfume or cologne. It won't
touch the smell of the cheap stuff. The cheap stuff has a stench life
of a couple of centuries.
--
BessieBee

"Mirror Mirror on the wall
What the %^&* happened?"

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:25:24 +0200, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>Once upon a time, Sue said:
>
>>LOL. Nice job, Tiho!
>
>Why, thank you Sue )
>
>That someone would make *that* piece of crap was so surrealistic I had
>to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.


I especially like your new word - dumbfolded. )
Sue

You certainly got that right, BessieBee. My parents owned a tavern
and one of the chores I had as a teenager was washing down the walls
of the place during the summer. I had to change the water every 15 or
20 minutes as it turned so black that quickly. And it was never hard
to figure out where I had stopped as it was a true 'before' and
'after' sort of picture like you see on TV.

Still, Tiho, why the hell would anyone want to buy a can of smoke????

YUCK!

FlatironMike
Seven months, four days, 18 hours, 12 minutes and 33 seconds. 4335
cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,300.30. Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 1
hour, 15 minutes.

My mother used to wonder why her white kitchen walls used to turn
yellow. Um, could have been my dad sitting at the kitchen table
smoking??

That was really funny Tiho.

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:43:04 -0700, FlatIronMike
<FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote:

>You certainly got that right, BessieBee. My parents owned a tavern
>and one of the chores I had as a teenager was washing down the walls
>of the place during the summer. I had to change the water every 15 or
>20 minutes as it turned so black that quickly. And it was never hard
>to figure out where I had stopped as it was a true 'before' and
>'after' sort of picture like you see on TV.

You're supposed to wash the walls of a bar? Cripes. I owned one. We
didn't do that.
Sue

>
>Still, Tiho, why the hell would anyone want to buy a can of smoke????
>
>YUCK!
>
>FlatironMike
>Seven months, four days, 18 hours, 12 minutes and 33 seconds. 4335
>cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,300.30. Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 1
>hour, 15 minutes.

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:45:40 -0000, writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>My mother used to wonder why her white kitchen walls used to turn
>yellow. Um, could have been my dad sitting at the kitchen table
>smoking??
>
>That was really funny Tiho.

Daughter #3's previous (non-smoking) boyfriend came to my house twice
a year. The last time he walked in the door his first comment was
"Well, the place hasn't changed any....except the walls are a little
yellower." She gave him the boot. I'm glad.
Sue