Today's Thought 12.21

"One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"

/Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
it, you laughed before you said EWWWW

--
AZ

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:05:46 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>"One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
>
>/Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
>it, you laughed before you said EWWWW

I don't believe there was as much as a chuckle or a snicker or a tee
hee before I went EWWWWW. That's gross, AZ.
Sue
One year, nine months, 8 hours, 44 minutes and 2 seconds. 21132
cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,518.71. Life saved: 10 weeks, 3 days,
9 hours, 0 minutes.

AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
Fingers"???

/ducks

FlatironMike
Ten months, one week, three days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 25 seconds.
6274 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,882.49. Life saved: 3 weeks, 18
hours, 50 minutes.

On Dec 21, 4:27*pm, FlatIronMike <FlatironMike...@gmail.com> wrote:
> AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
> Fingers"???
>
> /ducks
>
> FlatironMike
> Ten months, one week, three days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 25 seconds.
> 6274 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,882.49. Life saved: 3 weeks, 18
> hours, 50 minutes.

You meant 'Stinky Fingers'?

Well, they could be stinky, Marvin, but I DO remember that album well
with the zipper and all that...<G>

FlatironMike
Ten months, one week, three days, 18 hours, 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
6275 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,882.51. Life saved: 3 weeks, 18
hours, 55 minutes.

Sue, you're absolutely right. That is very EWWWWWWW and disgusting, but I
swear to you it was in a Fortune Cookie. Here is my promise. It will get
cleaned up.

I am simply feeling much better nowadays. I think it's the new job. I am
learning fast, and I know it's gonna be a lot of fun, so I thought I'd have
some fun with the thoughts as well. Maybe not the wisest choice. AZ will
go back to the regular thoughts, once again replacing this one

--
AZ
"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:17knm3tk9110vosoub4p5rg9df3b90ivgf@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:05:46 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
>>
>>/Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
>>it, you laughed before you said EWWWW
>
> I don't believe there was as much as a chuckle or a snicker or a tee
> hee before I went EWWWWW. That's gross, AZ.
> Sue
> One year, nine months, 8 hours, 44 minutes and 2 seconds. 21132
> cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,518.71. Life saved: 10 weeks, 3 days,
> 9 hours, 0 minutes.
>

Very close. Veeeerrrrryyyyyy close.
Hey, you are using your ten foot pole, eh? <G>

--
AZ
"FlatIronMike" <FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:38b08c03-941e-4dbb-be1a-095323d0f52e@i12g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
> Fingers"???
>
> /ducks
>
> FlatironMike
> Ten months, one week, three days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 25 seconds.
> 6274 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,882.49. Life saved: 3 weeks, 18
> hours, 50 minutes.

Stinky fingers might be Sticky.

/ducks & runs away

--
AZ
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:7ff56d37-5767-440e-aa29-fd4d9bd7d651@r60g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On Dec 21, 4:27 pm, FlatIronMike <FlatironMike...@gmail.com> wrote:
> AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
> Fingers"???
>
> /ducks
>
> FlatironMike
> Ten months, one week, three days, 17 hours, 57 minutes and 25 seconds.
> 6274 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,882.49. Life saved: 3 weeks, 18
> hours, 50 minutes.

You meant 'Stinky Fingers'?

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:51:43 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Sue, you're absolutely right. That is very EWWWWWWW and disgusting, but I
>swear to you it was in a Fortune Cookie. Here is my promise. It will get
>cleaned up.
>
>I am simply feeling much better nowadays. I think it's the new job. I am
>learning fast, and I know it's gonna be a lot of fun, so I thought I'd have
>some fun with the thoughts as well. Maybe not the wisest choice. AZ will
>go back to the regular thoughts, once again replacing this one

<G> I'm glad you're "up" (I don't mean *that*). I was pretty sure
that you would feel more comfy in your new job as the days went by.
I'm especially glad that your job will be fun. That's terrific!
Sue

In article <ySOaj.35416$rc2.10084@bignews1.bellsouth.net>,
zikra.nospam@yahoo.com says...
> "One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
>
> /Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
> it, you laughed before you said EWWWW
>
>
BTDT...ROFL
Don't ever stop AZ, your thoughts are a gift...
Dave
Ten months, four weeks, one day, 22 hours, 23 minutes and 48 seconds.
13357 cigarettes not smoked, saving $6,678.65. Life saved: 6 weeks, 4
days, 9 hours, 5 minutes. My quit date Jan 21, 2007 8PM

Happy OFHOFQOF Sue! Lovely meter, honey! MWAH!!!!!

hugs and kisses

Sarah and Steve
"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:17knm3tk9110vosoub4p5rg9df3b90ivgf@4ax.com...
: On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:05:46 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
: wrote:
:
: >"One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
: >
: >/Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
: >it, you laughed before you said EWWWW
:
: I don't believe there was as much as a chuckle or a snicker or a tee
: hee before I went EWWWWW. That's gross, AZ.
: Sue
: One year, nine months, 8 hours, 44 minutes and 2 seconds. 21132
: cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,518.71. Life saved: 10 weeks, 3 days,
: 9 hours, 0 minutes.
:

Instead of taking 30 puffs of smoke, AZ sat down and wrote:

>Sue, you're absolutely right. That is very EWWWWWWW and disgusting, but I
>swear to you it was in a Fortune Cookie. Here is my promise. It will get
>cleaned up.
>
>I am simply feeling much better nowadays. I think it's the new job. I am
>learning fast, and I know it's gonna be a lot of fun, so I thought I'd have
>some fun with the thoughts as well. Maybe not the wisest choice. AZ will
>go back to the regular thoughts, once again replacing this one

AZ, you can't be or do what you think others expect you to do or not
to do. You felt like posting it, great, I enjoyed it, and am not the
only one for sure. You wanted to have some fun, you had some fun, you
did not insult anyone, and the job is well done.
Who got it, they did it! So there!

--
Tihomir 6M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html

"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself." -- Albert Camus

Instead of taking 9 puffs of smoke, FlatIronMike sat down and wrote:

>AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
>Fingers"???
>
>/ducks

ROFL Mike!

--
Tihomir 6M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html

The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those
who try to do nothing and succeed. - Lloyd Jones

Instead of taking 9 puffs of smoke, FlatIronMike sat down and wrote:

>AZ, you think that is what the Stones meant with their album "Sticky
>Fingers"???
>
>/ducks

Hey maybe they're just trying to quit? And haven't heard about AS3?

--
Tihomir 6M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the
roadblocks that lay before you. - Denis Waitley

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 13:40:50 +0100, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>Instead of taking 30 puffs of smoke, AZ sat down and wrote:
>
>>Sue, you're absolutely right. That is very EWWWWWWW and disgusting, but I
>>swear to you it was in a Fortune Cookie. Here is my promise. It will get
>>cleaned up.
>>
>>I am simply feeling much better nowadays. I think it's the new job. I am
>>learning fast, and I know it's gonna be a lot of fun, so I thought I'd have
>>some fun with the thoughts as well. Maybe not the wisest choice. AZ will
>>go back to the regular thoughts, once again replacing this one
>
>AZ, you can't be or do what you think others expect you to do or not
>to do. You felt like posting it, great, I enjoyed it, and am not the
>only one for sure. You wanted to have some fun, you had some fun, you
>did not insult anyone, and the job is well done.
>Who got it, they did it! So there!

Did you think I was actually offended or insulted? Did AZ think I was
actually offended or insulted? Sheesh. Yeah, there was a big EWWW
factor and if you didn't think so then you haven't much of an
imagination. I'm sorry if I gave anyone the idea that I was actually
offended and thought he shouldn't have posted it.
You probably don't have the TV show 'My Name is Earl' but they have a
line on there that they've said a couple of times - "Wakey, wakey.
Hands off snakey." I was pretty nonplussed when I heard that on TV.
But, I wasn't offended or insulted or disgusted.
Just for you (and AZ) I will try to lighten up in my posts. OK?
Sue

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:16:50 -0600, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:

>Happy OFHOFQOF Sue! Lovely meter, honey! MWAH!!!!!

Holy crap!! I musta been at the university for decades to accumulate
all those letters. Thanks for noticing. I sure didn't. )

>
>hugs and kisses

Back at ya!
Sue

>
>Sarah and Steve
>"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
>news:17knm3tk9110vosoub4p5rg9df3b90ivgf@4ax.com.. .
>: On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:05:46 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
>: wrote:
>:
>: >"One who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
>: >
>: >/Okay, I got my helmet on. Let it pour, let it pour <G> Come one, admit
>: >it, you laughed before you said EWWWW
>:
>: I don't believe there was as much as a chuckle or a snicker or a tee
>: hee before I went EWWWWW. That's gross, AZ.
>: Sue
>: One year, nine months, 8 hours, 44 minutes and 2 seconds. 21132
>: cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,518.71. Life saved: 10 weeks, 3 days,
>: 9 hours, 0 minutes.
>:
>

Instead of taking 31 puffs of smoke, Sue sat down and wrote:

>Did you think I was actually offended or insulted? Did AZ think I was
>actually offended or insulted? Sheesh. Yeah, there was a big EWWW
>factor and if you didn't think so then you haven't much of an
>imagination. I'm sorry if I gave anyone the idea that I was actually
>offended and thought he shouldn't have posted it.
>You probably don't have the TV show 'My Name is Earl' but they have a
>line on there that they've said a couple of times - "Wakey, wakey.
>Hands off snakey." I was pretty nonplussed when I heard that on TV.
>But, I wasn't offended or insulted or disgusted.
>Just for you (and AZ) I will try to lighten up in my posts. OK?

You're 100% wrong Sue )
I was not commenting your post at all, but AZ's apologeptic posture
)
Sorry for not making it clear!
How are you doing? I see you have a quite cold weather day?

--
Tihomir 6M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html

.... Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:17:24 +0100, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>Instead of taking 31 puffs of smoke, Sue sat down and wrote:
>
>>Did you think I was actually offended or insulted? Did AZ think I was
>>actually offended or insulted? Sheesh. Yeah, there was a big EWWW
>>factor and if you didn't think so then you haven't much of an
>>imagination. I'm sorry if I gave anyone the idea that I was actually
>>offended and thought he shouldn't have posted it.
>>You probably don't have the TV show 'My Name is Earl' but they have a
>>line on there that they've said a couple of times - "Wakey, wakey.
>>Hands off snakey." I was pretty nonplussed when I heard that on TV.
>>But, I wasn't offended or insulted or disgusted.
>>Just for you (and AZ) I will try to lighten up in my posts. OK?
>
>You're 100% wrong Sue )
>I was not commenting your post at all, but AZ's apologeptic posture
>)

It seemed like a left handed condemnation of me. Since I'm right
handed I didn't take that too well. )

>Sorry for not making it clear!

I was prepared to post the most yuck factor joke I know just to prove
myself.

>How are you doing? I see you have a quite cold weather day?

Well, it's, what, 3 days til Christmas and I'm just now getting around
to decorating the tree. It's a bit painful decorating a tree that's
sorta kinda dried out. Poke. Ouch!! At least the gift shopping is
pretty much done except for the traditional socks. I'm trying to cut
back this year and suggested to my children at Thanksgiving that maybe
I'd forego the socks. You'd have thought I'd told them that Santa
wasn't coming. There was near rioting in the streets (well, the
kitchen). Geeze.
I do have lots of yard work to do - leaves to rake up and so forth.
Yeah, in most places the leaves are a long done deal. This is central
California. As for cold weather - I think it was 30 degrees F this
morning which, according to my handy dandy converter is
-1.111111111111C (there may have been a few more or less 1s - I lost
track). Not too bad. I don't know what it is now because the outdoor
part of my indoor/outdoor thermometer has given up.
Thanks for your post. I was kinda upset (with myself) thinking I'd
offended you.
Hope all is well with you!!
Sue

"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:9meqm3tqrr9gh2a6aiqnpatfgqrmadv5s0@4ax.com...

> I was prepared to post the most yuck factor joke I know just to prove
> myself.

Impatiently awaiting...

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:37:24 GMT, "Anne D."
<MYUSERNAMEISanned61@MYDOMAINISverizon.net> wrote:

>
>"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
>news:9meqm3tqrr9gh2a6aiqnpatfgqrmadv5s0@4ax.com.. .
>
>> I was prepared to post the most yuck factor joke I know just to prove
>> myself.
>
>Impatiently awaiting...

OK. Since you ask....
There was a young man who was getting pretty bored with sex and wanted
something different. A friend of his directed him to a whore house,
but told him that what he would find there was quite expensive,
extremely odd but well worth the money. So he gathered up all the
money he could and went to the "house". When he was greeted in the
parlor by the madam, he explained his problem - boredom with sex and
wanting something really different. She collected up the considerable
amount of money he'd brought and directed him to the last door on the
left on the top floor. He went up, knocked on the door and was
invited in by this really old sounding voice. The voice matched the
woman - old, wrinkled and not the least bit provocative. He thought
he was in the wrong room but explained what he was looking for. The
old lady told him that he was, indeed, in the right room, proceeded to
pop out her glass eye and told him to stick his dick in the socket. He
was pretty appalled, but he'd paid his money so he proceeded and it
was truly the best sex he'd ever had. When he was done he extricated
himself and told the old lady (who had jezz streaming down her
wrinkled cheeks) that he was going to start saving his money and come
back as soon as he had enough. The old lady replied, in her old
lady's voice, "I'll keep an eye out for ya, sonny."

This joke is decades old so it's a good possibility that you've heard
it before.
Sue

>

"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:71kqm35a43afmfm3asm0dovtshjkd65m0g@4ax.com...
> OK. Since you ask....
> There was a young man who was getting pretty bored with sex and wanted
> something different.

EWWWWWW.

OK, that one had pretty good yuck factor - forwarding to hubby.

AnneD

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:11:57 GMT, "Anne D."
<MYUSERNAMEISanned61@MYDOMAINISverizon.net> wrote:

>
>"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
>news:71kqm35a43afmfm3asm0dovtshjkd65m0g@4ax.com.. .
>> OK. Since you ask....
>> There was a young man who was getting pretty bored with sex and wanted
>> something different.
>
>EWWWWWW.
>
>OK, that one had pretty good yuck factor - forwarding to hubby.
>
>AnneD

So, do I get my yuck factor creds?
Sue

>

Instead of taking 50 puffs of smoke, Sue sat down and wrote:

>Well, it's, what, 3 days til Christmas and I'm just now getting around
>to decorating the tree. It's a bit painful decorating a tree that's
>sorta kinda dried out. Poke. Ouch!! At least the gift shopping is
>pretty much done except for the traditional socks. I'm trying to cut
>back this year and suggested to my children at Thanksgiving that maybe
>I'd forego the socks. You'd have thought I'd told them that Santa
>wasn't coming. There was near rioting in the streets (well, the
>kitchen). Geeze.
>I do have lots of yard work to do - leaves to rake up and so forth.
>Yeah, in most places the leaves are a long done deal. This is central
>California. As for cold weather - I think it was 30 degrees F this
>morning which, according to my handy dandy converter is
>-1.111111111111C (there may have been a few more or less 1s - I lost
>track). Not too bad. I don't know what it is now because the outdoor
>part of my indoor/outdoor thermometer has given up.
>Thanks for your post. I was kinda upset (with myself) thinking I'd
>offended you.
>Hope all is well with you!!

What a refreshing post Sue! I miss the little tidbits of info from
your corner of the world, they way you express them.
Here, it is quite cold but nothing too bad, 2°C at 21:30.
And NO, it's not military time, we use that format in Europe
regularly! )
Hugs!

--
Tihomir 6M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html

Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the
creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful
than matter. - Benjamin Disraeli

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

And thank you for your post, Sue. Okay then, back to the gross shit

--
AZ
"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:71kqm35a43afmfm3asm0dovtshjkd65m0g@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:37:24 GMT, "Anne D."
> <MYUSERNAMEISanned61@MYDOMAINISverizon.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
>>news:9meqm3tqrr9gh2a6aiqnpatfgqrmadv5s0@4ax.com. ..
>>
>>> I was prepared to post the most yuck factor joke I know just to prove
>>> myself.
>>
>>Impatiently awaiting...
>
> OK. Since you ask....
> There was a young man who was getting pretty bored with sex and wanted
> something different. A friend of his directed him to a whore house,
> but told him that what he would find there was quite expensive,
> extremely odd but well worth the money. So he gathered up all the
> money he could and went to the "house". When he was greeted in the
> parlor by the madam, he explained his problem - boredom with sex and
> wanting something really different. She collected up the considerable
> amount of money he'd brought and directed him to the last door on the
> left on the top floor. He went up, knocked on the door and was
> invited in by this really old sounding voice. The voice matched the
> woman - old, wrinkled and not the least bit provocative. He thought
> he was in the wrong room but explained what he was looking for. The
> old lady told him that he was, indeed, in the right room, proceeded to
> pop out her glass eye and told him to stick his dick in the socket. He
> was pretty appalled, but he'd paid his money so he proceeded and it
> was truly the best sex he'd ever had. When he was done he extricated
> himself and told the old lady (who had jezz streaming down her
> wrinkled cheeks) that he was going to start saving his money and come
> back as soon as he had enough. The old lady replied, in her old
> lady's voice, "I'll keep an eye out for ya, sonny."
>
> This joke is decades old so it's a good possibility that you've heard
> it before.
> Sue
>
>>

your kids are grown now aren't they Sue, let them know that they all will
have to contribute to the others x-mas sock and set a dollar limit for
everyone say 5 bucks. they can get 5 dollar items or one $5 gift for
each,their choice. and you do 5 bucks as well.
I swore this year I would not go into debt buying ( and I didn't) my credit
cards are thanking me big time.
--
Lynn VOF Leaper
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."



"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:9meqm3tqrr9gh2a6aiqnpatfgqrmadv5s0@4ax.com...
I'm trying to cut
> back this year and suggested to my children at Thanksgiving that maybe
> I'd forego the socks. You'd have thought I'd told them that Santa
> wasn't coming. There was near rioting in the streets (well, the
> kitchen). Geeze.
> I do have lots of yard work to do - leaves to rake up and so forth.
> Yeah, in most places the leaves are a long done deal. This is central
> California. As for cold weather - I think it was 30 degrees F this
> morning which, according to my handy dandy converter is
> -1.111111111111C (there may have been a few more or less 1s - I lost
> track). Not too bad. I don't know what it is now because the outdoor
> part of my indoor/outdoor thermometer has given up.
> Thanks for your post. I was kinda upset (with myself) thinking I'd
> offended you.
> Hope all is well with you!!
> Sue
>

ROTFLMAO, Sue!!! Keep an eye out of ya, huh!!!! That does take the
cake!

FlatironMike
playing with gnomes
Ten months, one week, five days, 14 hours, 57 minutes and 42 seconds.
6312 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,893.74. Life saved: 3 weeks, 22
hours, 0 minutes.

On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:31:36 -0400, "Lynn"
<lynn.scott@ns.spammenotsympatico.ca> wrote:

>your kids are grown now aren't they Sue, let them know that they all will
>have to contribute to the others x-mas sock and set a dollar limit for
>everyone say 5 bucks. they can get 5 dollar items or one $5 gift for
>each,their choice. and you do 5 bucks as well.

Aw, it's tradition. I spent a bit less on them this year because I
bought them a Wal*Mart instead of Penney's.

> I swore this year I would not go into debt buying ( and I didn't) my credit
>cards are thanking me big time.

) Good for you!! I used my cards for on-line shopping (not much
of that) and I practically wore blinders in Barnes & Noble which
helped me to not spend so much this year. (I shouldn't have gone in
there at all.)
Sue with wrapping to do.