Trying to lose weight

As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
was a smoker and now it only got worse.
So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.

So.

It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
today.

But...

My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
least as good as walking, if not better.
But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
Google is my friend!
What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
measure of unscientific deeds :-)

http://tinyurl.com/67nc3

Have a nice rest of the day :-)

--
Tihomir

.... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union

On 18 Jun, 12:24, Tihomir <t-i-h-o_...@hi.hinet.hr> wrote:
> As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
> was a smoker and now it only got worse.
> So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
> the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
> calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
> taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
> Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
> what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.
>
> So.
>
> It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
> today.
>
> But...
>
> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
> least as good as walking, if not better.
> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
> Google is my friend!
> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>
> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>
> --
> Tihomir
>
> ... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union

Now that is funny Tiho. obviously a lot of very detailed research went
into that study. If only one could get on to programs like that eh.
Alas I feel some days that I have only one good shag left in me and
I'm sure that holds me together so I'm gonna use it wisely
Chris

On 18 Jun, 12:24, Tihomir <t-i-h-o_...@hi.hinet.hr> wrote:
> As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
> was a smoker and now it only got worse.
> So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
> the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
> calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
> taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
> Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
> what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.
>
> So.
>
> It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
> today.
>
> But...
>
> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
> least as good as walking, if not better.
> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
> Google is my friend!
> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>
> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>
> --
> Tihomir
>
> ... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union

Just another thought I read once that energy expended during sex was
equivalent to a 3 mile walk, in years gone past I used to wink at my
DW and say "fancy a walk"

eightpans wrote:
> On 18 Jun, 12:24, Tihomir <t-i-h-o_...@hi.hinet.hr> wrote:
>> As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
>> was a smoker and now it only got worse.
>> So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
>> the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
>> calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
>> taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
>> Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
>> what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.
>>
>> So.
>>
>> It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
>> today.
>>
>> But...
>>
>> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
>> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
>> least as good as walking, if not better.
>> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
>> Google is my friend!
>> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
>> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>>
>> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>>
>> --
>> Tihomir
>>
>> ... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
>
> Now that is funny Tiho. obviously a lot of very detailed research went
> into that study. If only one could get on to programs like that eh.
> Alas I feel some days that I have only one good shag left in me and
> I'm sure that holds me together so I'm gonna use it wisely
> Chris
>

It's possible that exercise equipment manufacturers may need to take
into account the calories burned from sex -- exercise equipment for
couples.

For instance, the tandem bike could have the seats positioned a bit
closer and at a slightly tilted angle .... just a thought ....

Cheers!

-- Marvin

--
I don't smoke. I smell like bread. Life is Good.

On 18 Jun, 13:10, Marvin The Paranoid Android
<marvinparanoidandr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> eightpans wrote:
> > On 18 Jun, 12:24, Tihomir <t-i-h-o_...@hi.hinet.hr> wrote:
> >> As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
> >> was a smoker and now it only got worse.
> >> So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
> >> the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
> >> calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
> >> taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
> >> Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
> >> what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.
>
> >> So.
>
> >> It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
> >> today.
>
> >> But...
>
> >> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
> >> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
> >> least as good as walking, if not better.
> >> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
> >> Google is my friend!
> >> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
> >> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>
> >> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>
> >> --
> >> Tihomir
>
> >> ... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
>
> > Now that is funny Tiho. obviously a lot of very detailed research went
> > into that study. If only one could get on to programs like that eh.
> > Alas I feel some days that I have only one good shag left in me and
> > I'm sure that holds me together so I'm gonna use it wisely
> > Chris
>
> It's possible that exercise equipment manufacturers may need to take
> into account the calories burned from sex -- exercise equipment for
> couples.
>
> For instance, the tandem bike could have the seats positioned a bit
> closer and at a slightly tilted angle .... just a thought ....
>
> Cheers!
>
> -- Marvin
>
> --
> I don't smoke. I smell like bread. Life is Good.

Quick Marv patent that idea quick. you me and Tiho 3 way split... it's
a winner

On 18 Jun, 13:10, Marvin The Paranoid Android
<marvinparanoidandr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> eightpans wrote:
> > On 18 Jun, 12:24, Tihomir <t-i-h-o_...@hi.hinet.hr> wrote:
> >> As of today I am getting serious with my weight. It was bad while I
> >> was a smoker and now it only got worse.
> >> So I've been playing around with a piece of software that sort of does
> >> the calorie accounting: you enter what you eat and it adds up the
> >> calories. Nothing fancy but it's very exciting for me who has never
> >> taken any sort of care for my diet whatsoever.
> >> Before this gets too long, here is the important thing, the thing asks
> >> what kind and how much of exercise did you get a particular day.
>
> >> So.
>
> >> It is 1 PM and God knows I had no chance to go biking & climbing trees
> >> today.
>
> >> But...
>
> >> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
> >> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
> >> least as good as walking, if not better.
> >> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
> >> Google is my friend!
> >> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
> >> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>
> >> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>
> >> --
> >> Tihomir
>
> >> ... ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
>
> > Now that is funny Tiho. obviously a lot of very detailed research went
> > into that study. If only one could get on to programs like that eh.
> > Alas I feel some days that I have only one good shag left in me and
> > I'm sure that holds me together so I'm gonna use it wisely
> > Chris
>
> It's possible that exercise equipment manufacturers may need to take
> into account the calories burned from sex -- exercise equipment for
> couples.
>
> For instance, the tandem bike could have the seats positioned a bit
> closer and at a slightly tilted angle .... just a thought ....
>
> Cheers!
>
> -- Marvin
>
> --
> I don't smoke. I smell like bread. Life is Good.

We could call it .........yep you guessed it "a fucking bike" and you
could put it in .....yep thats right ......"a fucking shed"

LMGO here.

--
Batman: "You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you
are."
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <> schreef in bericht ...
>
> It's possible that exercise equipment manufacturers may need to take into
> account the calories burned from sex -- exercise equipment for couples.
>
> For instance, the tandem bike could have the seats positioned a bit closer
> and at a slightly tilted angle .... just a thought ....
>
> Cheers!
>
> -- Marvin
>
> --
> I don't smoke. I smell like bread. Life is Good.

LMGO again!

--
Batman: "You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you
are."
-
"eightpans" <> schreef in bericht ...
>
> We could call it .........yep you guessed it "a fucking bike" and you
> could put it in .....yep thats right ......"a fucking shed"
>

In article <24qc735h3qhiaqd7bifm033k3r16c2d2it@4ax.com>, t-i-h-
o_mir@hi.hinet.hr says...

> My SO and me were, ahem, very very kind to each other this morning.
> So I said to myself, I *have to* enter this; I'm positive sex is at
> least as good as walking, if not better.
> But the program has no sexual activities listed at all!
> Google is my friend!
> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a scientific
> measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/67nc3
>
> Have a nice rest of the day :-)
>
>
ROFL..
That was a good one.
I have a program called dietpower.
from 135 to 190 calories depending on effort expended...
That list looks like a lot more fun though.
Dave
Four months, three weeks, six days, 13 hours, 8 minutes and 25 seconds.
5901 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,950.11. Life saved: 2 weeks, 6
days, 11 hours, 45 minutes. My quit date Jan 21, 2007 8PM

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Tihomir wrote:

> Google is my friend!
> What I found I MUST share with you. It's priceless as a
> scientific measure of unscientific deeds :-)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/67nc3

LOL! That's the sweetest calorie listing I've ever seen...

If I ever diet I decided years ago I'll do "The Hacker's Diet: How
to lose weight and hair through stress and poor nutrition":
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html

The title of a diet is *vital* IMO. :-)