 |  | | 2007 is going to be a good year!. Discuss 2007 is going to be a good year!, on Health Forums.
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12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
| | |  Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
that is fucking disgusting
ugly bitch who is fat
Pete wrote:
> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>
> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva ratio.
>
> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>
> ----
> Pete |
12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
Pete wrote:
> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>
> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva
> ratio.
> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>
> ----
> Pete
Um, Pete, sorry mate....she is f'awful. |
12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
How is this possible?!
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:45865de6$0$11160$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>
> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva ratio.
>
> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>
> ----
> Pete
> |
12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
You need to hang out in Yonkers or Brooklyn, NY, bruh.
You will be a kid in a candy shop, after closing. No foolin-- the subways,
at least in the summertime, are like innercity beauty pageant runways.....
incredible.
I used to get home late nite, on the A train as it passed 42nd street. The
burlesque dancers getting off work would stuff their phone numbers in my
pockets, jack, in my pockets! No, they weren't looking for my wallet....
They all had names like Savannah, Neptune, and, of course, Sheniqua, yo.....
'Course, I was liftin more weights back then..... 
Some alternate advice:
Put yer pitcher on a bidniss card, w/ yer phone number and salary. Nothing
stupid, like Hi, I'm Pete, I would like to get to know you....
Nunnadatshit. Just yer pitcher, phone, salary--datsit.
Get on a subway, and throw them muthafuckas out onto the platform as the
train enters the stations.
Yer phone won't stop ringing for the next 3 years.
Well, if you look like me, at any rate.
Not as good looking as in the day, but then my salary is a lot better now,
so it more than makes up........
And as long as you don't look like fuknjmw or shrink. These assholes will
have to throw the bidniss card with cash attached....
--
------
Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
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all d'numbuhs
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:45865de6$0$11160$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>
> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva ratio.
>
> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>
> ----
> Pete
>
>
>
>
>  |
12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> that is fucking disgusting
Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
--
------
Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs
>
> ugly bitch who is fat
>
> Pete wrote:
>> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>>
>> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva
>> ratio.
>>
>> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>>
>> ----
>> Pete
>
> |
12-19-2006, 10:34 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> Some alternate advice:
> Put yer pitcher on a bidniss card, w/ yer phone number and salary. Nothing
> stupid, like Hi, I'm Pete, I would like to get to know you....
> Nunnadatshit. Just yer pitcher, phone, salary--datsit.
> Get on a subway, and throw them muthafuckas out onto the platform as the
> train enters the stations.
>
> Yer phone won't stop ringing for the next 3 years.
> Well, if you look like me, at any rate.
> Not as good looking as in the day, but then my salary is a lot better now,
> so it more than makes up........
Ya got a purty dam good imagination fer a flabby 53-year-old feller who
done been sued by 'is creditors!
|
12-19-2006, 10:34 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Mike" <Mike@home.com> schreef:
>> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva
>> ratio.
>> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
> Um, Pete, sorry mate....she is f'awful.
What do you mean?
She is very cute!
----
Pete |
12-19-2006, 10:34 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Richard" <no@spamhere.invalid> schreef:
> How is this possible?!
Genetics. I think.
Or a LOT of Synthol.
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
> news:45865de6$0$11160$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>> I think you guys can figure this out yourself.
>>
>> I mean, 27-52... From a scientific point of view, thats one helluva
>> ratio.
>>
>> http://www.blackexoticdancers.com/calendar1.html
>>
>> ----
>> Pete
>>
>
> |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote in
message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>
> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>> that is fucking disgusting
>
> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
ep
(and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the fucking
disgusting shit :-)
|
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
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> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote
> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>>
>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>>> that is fucking disgusting
>>
>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>
> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
>
> ep
> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
> fucking disgusting shit :-)
Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
As I'm sure you've noticed.
I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
I hope you vote in its favor.
--
------
Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs
>
>
> |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>
>
>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote
>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>>>
>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>>>> that is fucking disgusting
>>>
>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>>
>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
>>
>> ep
>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
>
>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
>As I'm sure you've noticed.
>
>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>I hope you vote in its favor.
In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
recognisable form of the English language.
While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
whatever that/they may be.
HTH! ;o) |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:lapgo21np87fin1nvn7dabqot9kekgmhj1@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
>>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.net. ..
>>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
>>> wrote
>>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>>>>
>>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>>>>> that is fucking disgusting
>>>>
>>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>>>
>>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
>>>
>>> ep
>>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
>>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
>>
>>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
>>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
>>As I'm sure you've noticed.
>>
>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>>I hope you vote in its favor.
>
> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
> recognisable form of the English language.
>
> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
> whatever that/they may be.
No, no, no...
I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award *category*--prefaced
by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
He IS on the committee, right??? Or wuz I robbed again?????
I'm thinking jmw, shrink, the single-toothed wonder Marlin, and a cupla
others will pert near dominate all categories, anyway.
Red Bull®®®® fuknlollipop-- ahm STILL laughin, at the assholic *pomp* with
which jmw takes hisself.
--
------
Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs
>
> HTH! ;o)
> |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>
>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:lapgo21np87fin1nvn7dabqot9kekgmhj1@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
>>>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.net ...
>>>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
>>>> wrote
>>>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>>>>>
>>>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>>>>>> that is fucking disgusting
>>>>>
>>>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>>>>
>>>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
>>>>
>>>> ep
>>>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
>>>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
>>>
>>>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
>>>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
>>>As I'm sure you've noticed.
>>>
>>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>>>I hope you vote in its favor.
>>
>> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
>> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
>> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
>> recognisable form of the English language.
>>
>> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
>> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
>> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
>> whatever that/they may be.
>
>No, no, no...
>I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
>doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
>I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award *category*--prefaced
>by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
>Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
>shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
I knew that Oz bugger was taking backhanders on the side.
Mr Chairman please arrange for an investigation into this blatant
example of MFW grafting, with a view to disciplinary action.
>He IS on the committee, right???
He is an integral part of everything that goes on around here, but his
actual title and designation is classified and on 'a need to know'
only basis.
>Or wuz I robbed again?????
I think you have been right royally shafted by the Oz con-man, PV! |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
Charles wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> >news:lapgo21np87fin1nvn7dabqot9kekgmhj1@4ax.com.. .
> >> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
> >> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.net ...
> >>>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
> >>>> wrote
> >>>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> >>>>>> that is fucking disgusting
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
> >>>>
> >>>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
> >>>>
> >>>> ep
> >>>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
> >>>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
> >>>
> >>>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
> >>>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
> >>>As I'm sure you've noticed.
> >>>
> >>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
> >>>I hope you vote in its favor.
> >>
> >> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
> >> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
> >> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
> >> recognisable form of the English language.
> >>
> >> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
> >> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
> >> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
> >> whatever that/they may be.
> >
> >No, no, no...
> >I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
> >doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
> >I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award *category*--prefaced
> >by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
> >Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
> >shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
>
> I knew that Oz bugger was taking backhanders on the side.
>
> Mr Chairman please arrange for an investigation into this blatant
> example of MFW grafting, with a view to disciplinary action.
>
> >He IS on the committee, right???
>
> He is an integral part of everything that goes on around here, but his
> actual title and designation is classified and on 'a need to know'
> only basis.
>
> >Or wuz I robbed again?????
>
> I think you have been right royally shafted by the Oz con-man, PV!
Does his ass taste like chicken Charles? I mean since you have such a
royal vacuum seal on his southern sphincter'n all. You must like the
taste. |
12-20-2006, 03:56 AM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:n40ho2h5m0uckd70tqruvhehvhk10qe1li@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:lapgo21np87fin1nvn7dabqot9kekgmhj1@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.ne t...
>>>>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
>>>>> wrote
>>>>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>>>>>>> that is fucking disgusting
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a
>>>>> one-liner.
>>>>>
>>>>> ep
>>>>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
>>>>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
>>>>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
>>>>As I'm sure you've noticed.
>>>>
>>>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>>>>I hope you vote in its favor.
>>>
>>> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
>>> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
>>> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
>>> recognisable form of the English language.
>>>
>>> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
>>> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
>>> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
>>> whatever that/they may be.
>>
>>No, no, no...
>>I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
>>doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
>>I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award
>>*category*--prefaced
>>by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
>>Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
>>shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
>
> I knew that Oz bugger was taking backhanders on the side.
>
> Mr Chairman please arrange for an investigation into this blatant
> example of MFW grafting, with a view to disciplinary action.
>
>>He IS on the committee, right???
>
> He is an integral part of everything that goes on around here, but his
> actual title and designation is classified and on 'a need to know'
> only basis.
>
>>Or wuz I robbed again?????
>
> I think you have been right royally shafted by the Oz con-man, PV!
It sounds like you trying to shake me down for more money, Charles.... This
smacks of tag-team!
Look, I'll go a little higher, but if we don't establish the PV PutzMeister
Award soon, I'm gonna have jmw file a suit.
I hope, by then, he learns how to use the various logical connectives
(converse, inverse, etc).
Mebbe I'll have eatme be my proxy, and have him blow jmw as a, uh, retainer.
Let's not let this get messy, a'ight?
--
------
Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs
>
> |
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Charles wrote:
>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>> >news:lapgo21np87fin1nvn7dabqot9kekgmhj1@4ax.com.. .
>> >> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:50:09 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>> >> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>"Edna Pearl" <edna_pearl@yahoo.BiteMeSpammer.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:lWXhh.1848$n57.1588@bignews3.bellsouth.net ...
>> >>>> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
>> >>>> wrote
>> >>>> in message news:V2Ihh.1529$TB6.1354@newsfe09.lga...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> "jimmy" <jmin123@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>> news:1166469428.199557.258440@n67g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
>> >>>>>> that is fucking disgusting
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Something is telling me you are not going to be happy here.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> That's two days in a row you've totally cracked me up with a one-liner.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> ep
>> >>>> (and, FYI, it is possible to be moderately content here despite the
>> >>>> fucking disgusting shit :-)
>> >>>
>> >>>Yeah, I can luck out w/ a one-liner once in a while.
>> >>>I much prefer, tho, the full-on assault.
>> >>>As I'm sure you've noticed.
>> >>>
>> >>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>> >>>I hope you vote in its favor.
>> >>
>> >> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
>> >> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
>> >> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
>> >> recognisable form of the English language.
>> >>
>> >> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
>> >> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
>> >> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
>> >> whatever that/they may be.
>> >
>> >No, no, no...
>> >I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
>> >doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
>> >I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award *category*--prefaced
>> >by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
>> >Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
>> >shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
>>
>> I knew that Oz bugger was taking backhanders on the side.
>>
>> Mr Chairman please arrange for an investigation into this blatant
>> example of MFW grafting, with a view to disciplinary action.
>>
>> >He IS on the committee, right???
>>
>> He is an integral part of everything that goes on around here, but his
>> actual title and designation is classified and on 'a need to know'
>> only basis.
>>
>> >Or wuz I robbed again?????
>>
>> I think you have been right royally shafted by the Oz con-man, PV!
>
>Does his ass taste like chicken Charles?
Your suggestion is fowl sir, disgusting wretch that you are.
>I mean since you have such a
>royal vacuum seal on his southern sphincter'n all. You must like the
>taste.
You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
my questionable taste?
My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
size of your choice.
Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
Ready?
1... 2... 3... whoosh...
Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
you dopey cunt!
Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o) |
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:vlqho25muogabfsa76a7hdv31qbm069sh9@4ax.com...
> On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>Charles wrote:
>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>
[......]
>
> You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
> my questionable taste?
>
> My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
> you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
> crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
> matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
> latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
> size of your choice.
>
> Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
> forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
> that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
> three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
>
> Ready?
>
> 1... 2... 3... whoosh...
>
> Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
> choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
> you dopey cunt!
>
> Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o)
Could all the above have been replaced by a simple
"fuck off"
|
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:31:30 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:n40ho2h5m0uckd70tqruvhehvhk10qe1li@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
[...]
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm lobbying heavily, tho, for "PutzMeister", as an award category.
>>>>>I hope you vote in its favor.
>>>>
>>>> In the corridors of power, where such decisions are made, there are
>>>> power brokers who neither like nor understand American colloquialisms
>>>> such as "PutzMeister", which are considerably removed from any
>>>> recognisable form of the English language.
>>>>
>>>> While "Cunt of the Moment", "Prick of the Week" and "Arsehole of the
>>>> Month" are instantly recognisable and understood, the non US vote may
>>>> thwart your ambitions to be recognised as the master of putzes,
>>>> whatever that/they may be.
>>>
>>>No, no, no...
>>>I'm not politicing for the award per se, for myself.... altho I have no
>>>doubt it will be bestowed upon me, sooner or later.
>>>I'm just tryna get it recognized as a legitimate award
>>>*category*--prefaced
>>>by "PV", of course, for my own pathetic immortalization.
>>>Which should be a done deal, since I sent David sed funds for his
>>>shamelessly-extorted dollar amounts.
>>
>> I knew that Oz bugger was taking backhanders on the side.
>>
>> Mr Chairman please arrange for an investigation into this blatant
>> example of MFW grafting, with a view to disciplinary action.
>>
>>>He IS on the committee, right???
>>
>> He is an integral part of everything that goes on around here, but his
>> actual title and designation is classified and on 'a need to know'
>> only basis.
>>
>>>Or wuz I robbed again?????
>>
>> I think you have been right royally shafted by the Oz con-man, PV!
>
>It sounds like you trying to shake me down for more money, Charles.... This
>smacks of tag-team!
A preposterous suggestion Sirrah! Withdraw or I may be compelled to
use my not inconsiderable influence to ensure you never achieve your
proposed "PV PutzMeister" beneficence!
>Look, I'll go a little higher,
How much higher?
>but if we don't establish the PV PutzMeister
>Award soon, I'm gonna have jmw file a suit.
>I hope, by then, he learns how to use the various logical connectives
>(converse, inverse, etc).
>Mebbe I'll have eatme be my proxy, and have him blow jmw as a, uh, retainer.
>Let's not let this get messy, a'ight?
Our chum EatMe is on his self-propelled way to the North Pole even as
we speak.
|
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:15:36 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:
>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:vlqho25muogabfsa76a7hdv31qbm069sh9@4ax.com.. .
>> On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Charles wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>>
>
>[......]
>
>>
>> You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
>> my questionable taste?
>>
>> My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
>> you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
>> crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
>> matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
>> latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
>> size of your choice.
>>
>> Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
>> forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
>> that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
>> three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
>>
>> Ready?
>>
>> 1... 2... 3... whoosh...
>>
>> Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
>> choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
>> you dopey cunt!
>>
>> Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o)
>
>Could all the above have been replaced by a simple
>"fuck off"
>
Fuck off!
|
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:tqsho2tif09gt2dq7ote10vh8knopj8cqb@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:15:36 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:vlqho25muogabfsa76a7hdv31qbm069sh9@4ax.com. ..
>>> On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Charles wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>
>>[......]
>>
>>>
>>> You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
>>> my questionable taste?
>>>
>>> My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
>>> you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
>>> crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
>>> matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
>>> latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
>>> size of your choice.
>>>
>>> Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
>>> forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
>>> that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
>>> three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
>>>
>>> Ready?
>>>
>>> 1... 2... 3... whoosh...
>>>
>>> Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
>>> choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
>>> you dopey cunt!
>>>
>>> Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o)
>>
>>Could all the above have been replaced by a simple
>>"fuck off"
>>
>
> Fuck off!
why?
|
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:40:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:
>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:tqsho2tif09gt2dq7ote10vh8knopj8cqb@4ax.com.. .
>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:15:36 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:vlqho25muogabfsa76a7hdv31qbm069sh9@4ax.com ...
>>>> On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Charles wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>>>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>
>>>[......]
>>>
>>>>
>>>> You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
>>>> my questionable taste?
>>>>
>>>> My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
>>>> you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
>>>> crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
>>>> matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
>>>> latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
>>>> size of your choice.
>>>>
>>>> Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
>>>> forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
>>>> that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
>>>> three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
>>>>
>>>> Ready?
>>>>
>>>> 1... 2... 3... whoosh...
>>>>
>>>> Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
>>>> choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
>>>> you dopey cunt!
>>>>
>>>> Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o)
>>>
>>>Could all the above have been replaced by a simple
>>>"fuck off"
>>>
>>
>> Fuck off!
>
>why?
>
Why not?
(And because that was your advice and I always take your advice!)
|
12-20-2006, 04:55 PM
| | | Re: 2007 is going to be a good year!
"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:qvtho2p62f3s7s4d0eohn6np05gfcqptgh@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:40:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:tqsho2tif09gt2dq7ote10vh8knopj8cqb@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:15:36 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:vlqho25muogabfsa76a7hdv31qbm069sh9@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On 19 Dec 2006 16:44:44 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Charles wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:54 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>>>>>> <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>[......]
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You Sir, describing yourself as "EatMe", have the temerity to question
>>>>> my questionable taste?
>>>>>
>>>>> My advice to you, jumped-up anonymous self-proffered menu item that
>>>>> you are, is that you should commence eating yourself, by abdom
>>>>> crunching until your munching gear is in close proximity to your
>>>>> matrimonial muscle, take a tentative nibble to ensure that you are
>>>>> latched on to the jolly old thing, and then inflate yourself to the
>>>>> size of your choice.
>>>>>
>>>>> Having achieved the degree of desired inflation, place thumb and
>>>>> forefinger around the top of the old EatMe organ, position yourself so
>>>>> that your voluminous arsehole is pointing North and on my count of
>>>>> three release your digital grip and fuck off to the Pole.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ready?
>>>>>
>>>>> 1... 2... 3... whoosh...
>>>>>
>>>>> Enjoy the flight old chap and en route reflect upon my freedom of
>>>>> choice to respond to whom I damn well please, free of censure from you
>>>>> you dopey cunt!
>>>>>
>>>>> Other than that old chap - do have a nice day! ;o)
>>>>
>>>>Could all the above have been replaced by a simple
>>>>"fuck off"
>>>>
>>>
>>> Fuck off!
>>
>>why?
>>
>
> Why not?
>
> (And because that was your advice and I always take your advice!)
and so you should
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