April Humor Award nomination...

Not sure if some exceptional humor from another list applies tho'. ;-)
Humbly submitted from tx.guns:

In article <131c9mdhusi4u6b@news.supernews.com>,
"HeyBub" <heybubNOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote:

> Alex Clayton wrote:
> >>> "[IDAHO]... the federal Bureau of Land Management is considering
> >>> expanding
> >>> the gun-restricted area by 41,000 acres to try to limit shootings at
> >>> Idaho
> >>> Army National Guard troops who report slugs bouncing off their
> >>> tanks on a regular basis.
> >>>
> >>> " 'There's a segment of the shooting community that will shoot at
> >>> anything
> >>> that moves,' said John Sullivan, the area's manager."
> >>>
> >>> http://www.590klbj.com/news/article.aspx?id=1092920
> >>
> >> To bad the tanks don't shoot back..... ;-)
> >> --
> >> Peace, Om
> >>
> >
> > LOL, when I heard this on the news today that was the first thing I
> > thought too. I bet they could win the fire fight.
>
> Yeah, but just think how good a tank mounted over your fireplace would
> look...
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Om wrote:
> Not sure if some exceptional humor
> from another list applies tho'. ;-)

Why not?

Fwiw, I'm not a fan of cross-posting, but this isn't that. And my
intent was to showcase the *MFW* humor, however - and more
importantly, imo - I'd love for the awards to be a joint effort with
many participants.

> Humbly submitted from tx.guns:
>
> In article <131c9mdhusi4...@news.supernews.com>,
>
>
>
> "HeyBub" <heybubNOS...@gmail.
> com> wrote:
> > Alex Clayton wrote:
> > >>> "[IDAHO]... the federal Bureau
> > >>> of Land Management is considering
> > >>> expanding the gun-restricted area
> > >>> by 41,000 acres to try to limit
> > >>> shootings at Idaho Army National
> > >>> Guard troops who report slugs
> > >>> bouncing off their tanks on a
> > >>> regular basis.
>
> > >>> " 'There's a segment of the
> > >>> shooting community that will
> > >>> shoot at anything that moves,'
> > >>> said John Sullivan, the area's
> > >>> manager."
>
> > >>> http://www.590klbj.com/news/article.aspx?id=1092920

> > >> To bad the tanks don't shoot
> > >> back..... ;-)
> > >>
> > >> Peace, Om
>
> > > LOL, when I heard this on the
> > > news today that was the first thing I
> > > thought too. I bet they could win the
> > > fire fight.
>
> > Yeah, but just think how good a tank
> > mounted over your fireplace would
> > look...
>
>
> Peace, Om

March's Humour Awards forthcoming.

Thank you, Om, for initiating the April nominations! D

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Curt

In article <1175876883.249652.84100@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> > Not sure if some exceptional humor
> > from another list applies tho'. ;-)
>
> Why not?
>
> Fwiw, I'm not a fan of cross-posting, but this isn't that. And my
> intent was to showcase the *MFW* humor, however - and more
> importantly, imo - I'd love for the awards to be a joint effort with
> many participants.

I know, but HeyBub's comment was one of the funniest things I'd read in
awhile. Just had to share!

>
<snipped>

> > > Yeah, but just think how good a tank
> > > mounted over your fireplace would
> > > look...
> >
> >
> > Peace, Om
>
> March's Humour Awards forthcoming.
>
> Thank you, Om, for initiating the April nominations! D
>
> --
> Curt

Cheers! :-D
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Om wrote:
> "Curt" <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Om wrote:
> > > Not sure if some exceptional humor
> > > from another list applies tho'. ;-)
>
> > Why not?
>
> > Fwiw, I'm not a fan of cross-posting,
> > but this isn't that. And my intent was
> > to showcase the *MFW* humor, however
> > - and more importantly, imo - I'd love for
> > the awards to be a joint effort with
> > many participants.
>
> I know, but HeyBub's comment was one
> of the funniest things I'd read in awhile.
> Just had to share!

Appreciated and nominated, Om. )

[...]

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Curt

David Cohen for his response to ATP*'s revelation wrt "anti-semantic
drivel"

ATP*: I stole it from some guy on NPR.

Cohen: That's fair. NPR steals your tax money, you steal their
content.

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In article <1176011914.061984.23450@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> David Cohen for his response to ATP*'s revelation wrt "anti-semantic
> drivel"
>
> ATP*: I stole it from some guy on NPR.
>
> Cohen: That's fair. NPR steals your tax money, you steal their
> content.
>
> --
> Curt

Seconded.
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Lucas Buck for some Battlestar Galactica humour:

"BG Lesson Number One:
Hot blondes are psychotic, dangerous, and often not even human."

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t...@nyx (the tree by the river) nominated for

> today's special feature: New "Beanie
> Biceps" - big arms fast without exercise!
> http://www.trygve.com/beanie_biceps.html

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Richard for:

"When they can't see anything on MRI or xray, go fuck it up even
worse. Make it so bad that they can finally see it on imaging!"

Excellent. )

Big wake-up-the-neighbors-laugh from that one, Richard! Thank you.

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Rev gets an April nomination for the following euphemism(?):

> <snip> Curt has a special place
> here in terms of his posts with
> some others, <snip>

In other words, "Curt can be a total jerk to some of the patrons of
this newsgroup!"?

Was that a euphemism?

Ouch, I pulled my thesaurus minor again!

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Curt

Cohen wrote in "Re: Best time to eat before workout ?":
[...]

> <cough>placebo!</cough> Sorry,
> just clearing my throat
[...]

> But, I will defend to Curt's death
> your right to digest chicken easier
> than other meats.
>
> David

And who wrote "For a NORMAL person" in that thread?

Note to self: Review that thread for rich mine of nyuk nyuks.

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RP aka Ron nominated for his MRI comment:

Nurse said well we didn't think you would want to wait ?..........
to which I said ,..."I'll wait standing on my tonque"....but I ya
ain't putting me in that thermos bottle!!!!!

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Curt

Tom Anderson for

"The Amish don't believe in nuclear weapons, it's true.

But they do have a big pile of horseshit. A *big* pile of horseshit."

--

Phil_Barone for

"equiptiment"

That's awesome.

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In article <1177110397.018347.255540@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups .com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Phil_Barone for
>
> "equiptiment"
>
> That's awesome.
>
> --

Only if it was deliberated!
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In article <1177106297.612548.89080@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Tom Anderson for
>
> "The Amish don't believe in nuclear weapons, it's true.
>
> But they do have a big pile of horseshit. A *big* pile of horseshit."
>
> --

Seconded. ;-)
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Pete wrote:
"David Cohen" schreef:

>> he was not amused when i told him about my AS use.
> Gee, most doctors just LOVE being lied to by their patients!

Haha!

/copy and paste

I'll count that "Haha!" as a definite nomination.

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Om wrote:
> Curt wrote:
> > Phil_Barone for
>
> > "equiptiment"
>
> > That's awesome.

> Only if it was deliberated!

;o) deliberateD, eh?

In class recently, a group of students were laughing about a classmate
who commented that he was "fersuhrated." I'm spelling that
phonetically, of course. Wrote it on the blackboard and called it the
word of the day.

Life can be full of fersuhrations. It's how you handle them that
counts, yes?

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In article <1177265080.135940.255740@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups .com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> > Curt wrote:
> > > Phil_Barone for
> >
> > > "equiptiment"
> >
> > > That's awesome.
>
> > Only if it was deliberated!
>
> ;o) deliberateD, eh?
>
> In class recently, a group of students were laughing about a classmate
> who commented that he was "fersuhrated." I'm spelling that
> phonetically, of course. Wrote it on the blackboard and called it the
> word of the day.
>
> Life can be full of fersuhrations. It's how you handle them that
> counts, yes?
>
> --
> Curt

And butchering the slanguage is always phun!
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Om wrote:
[...]

> And butchering the slanguage is always phun!

Absotively and posilutely?

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In article <1177271100.647300.91190@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> [...]
>
> > And butchering the slanguage is always phun!
>
> Absotively and posilutely?
>
> --
> Curt

Screamings and hallucinations...

(greetings and felicitations)
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Lucas Buck nominated for

"If you can really stand on your tongue, I bet the nurse would give
you pretty much anything you want... "

Cohen excepted, right?

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The hell with it. I'm extending April.

Richard for

"Let's just color you a blue rectangular tin can, with a picture of
minced ham on the side."

re shame wrt spam

Thank you for that hearty chuckle.

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