Atheism or is Christ returning in our lifetime?

Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an atheist?
(80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)

if you are going to reply then pull your finger out. I haven't got all
fuckin' day

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an atheist?
> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> if you are going to reply then pull your finger out. I haven't got all
> fuckin' day
>
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> atheist?
>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)

Don't be bashful - you will still go to heaven (unless you've done some
really bad shit! - but then if you repent and keep going to church on
Sunday. God should be cool about it) (unless it was *really* bad shit!

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an atheist?
> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
truth be known!)

>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> atheist?
>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
> truth be known!)
>
JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!


>
>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>> atheist?
>>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
>> truth be known!)
>>
> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>

Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >
> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >>
> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
> >>> atheist?
> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
the
> >> truth be known!)
> >>
> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
> >
>
> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
>

And you reckon I talk rubbish...

David <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>>> atheist? (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a
>>>> recent study)
>>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
>>> truth be known!)
>> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!

What 'bout yourself - are your a God fearing fella?

David wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >
> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >>
> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
> >>> atheist?
> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
> >> truth be known!)
> >>
> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
> >
>
> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!

What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?






Wait for it!


,,,,,,,








.....cross trainers.


I'll save all of you a place by the fire. Especially PV and Charles,
the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.

David wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
> >>> atheist?
> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
> >> truth be known!)
> >>
> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!

> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!

You are well aware that I am an atheist Jew, so why are you asking me?

I know you were talking directly to me. The voices in my head do not
lie.

David
the atheist Jew one, not you

David Cohen wrote:
> David wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>>>> atheist?
>>>>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>>>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe
>>>> (if the truth be known!)
>>>>
>>> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
> You are well aware that I am an atheist Jew, so why are you asking me?
>
> I know you were talking directly to me. The voices in my head do not
> lie.
>

But do they argue with each other?

> David
> the atheist Jew one, not you

Mike wrote:
> David Cohen wrote:
> > David wrote:
> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> >>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> >>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
> >>>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
> >>>>> atheist?
> >>>>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> >>>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe
> >>>> (if the truth be known!)
> >>>>
> >>> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
> >
> >> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
> >
> > You are well aware that I am an atheist Jew, so why are you asking me?
> >
> > I know you were talking directly to me. The voices in my head do not
> > lie.
> >
> But do they argue with each other?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ASK?!

On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>David wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >
>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >>
>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> >>> atheist?
>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
>> >> truth be known!)
>> >>
>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>> >
>>
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>
>
>Wait for it!
>
>....cross trainers.

That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.

Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
wear two big machines on his feet?

Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.

Watch my lips EatMe:

Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!

>
>
>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.

Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!

>Especially PV and Charles,
>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.

You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!

Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)

TFIT!

"Stephan Carydakis" <steph777@netspace.net.au> wrote in message
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>
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4589ae2a$0$5746$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >
>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >>
>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> >>> atheist?
>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
> the
>> >> truth be known!)
>> >>
>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>> >
>>
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>>

> And you reckon I talk rubbish...
>

This was not my proudest moment

"DZ" <6026@30219595.2914225945.12788.20448.3758> wrote in message
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> David <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>>>> atheist? (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a
>>>>> recent study)
>>>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
>>>> the
>>>> truth be known!)
>>> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
> What 'bout yourself - are your a God fearing fella?

hallelujah!! (specially if there is a dollar in it - there is a sign in
front of a house in South Carolina in the black belt somewhere it said
"bible readings and leg waxing")

"EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> David wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >
>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >>
>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> >>> atheist?
>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
>> >> the
>> >> truth be known!)
>> >>
>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>> >
>>
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
> What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>
>
> Wait for it!
>
> ....cross trainers.
>

Jesus Christ!! That was funny!!

>
> I'll save all of you a place by the fire. Especially PV and Charles,
> the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>David wrote:
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>> >
>>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>> >>
>>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>> >>> atheist?
>>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
>>> >> the
>>> >> truth be known!)
>>> >>
>>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>>> >
>>>
>>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>>
>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>
>>
>>Wait for it!
>>
>>....cross trainers.
>
> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>
> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
> wear two big machines on his feet?
>
> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>
> Watch my lips EatMe:
>
> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>
>>
>>
>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>
> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>
>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>
> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>
> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>
> TFIT!

Bet Jesus vomited when he read this post

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> David wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> >>> atheist?
>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
>> >> the
>> >> truth be known!)
>> >>
>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>
>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>
> You are well aware that I am an atheist Jew, so why are you asking me?
>
> I know you were talking directly to me. The voices in my head do not
> lie.

I just thought you should have the opportunity to repent - otherwise Jesus
died for nothing and we wouldn't want that now, would we? All that trouble,
carrying that cross down those grubby streets - hanging up there on the
cross with those other damn Jews . . .and those last words uttered in his
last gasp of life . . ."C-c- ohen . . .you'll be s-s-orry . . ."

>
> David
> the atheist Jew one, not you
>

On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:ngiko2ls5nnpfa67jb6tskt48pn3bt00vr@4ax.com.. .
>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>David wrote:
>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>>> >
>>>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>>> >>> atheist?
>>>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>>>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if
>>>> >> the
>>>> >> truth be known!)
>>>> >>
>>>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>>>
>>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>>
>>>
>>>Wait for it!
>>>
>>>....cross trainers.
>>
>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>
>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>
>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>>
>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>
>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>
>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>>
>>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>
>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>
>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>>
>> TFIT!
>
>Bet Jesus vomited when he read this post
>

He's probably sick of quite a few of the offerings here, given that
the same things keep coming up.

As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
have eaten him in the first place.

Have a great Christmas Oz - you know I intend to! ;o)

TFIT!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:ngiko2ls5nnpfa67jb6tskt48pn3bt00vr@4ax.com. ..
>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>David wrote:
>>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>>>>> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>>>>> >>> atheist?
>>>>> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>>>>> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe
>>>>> >> (if
>>>>> >> the
>>>>> >> truth be known!)
>>>>> >>
>>>>> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>>>>
>>>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Wait for it!
>>>>
>>>>....cross trainers.
>>>
>>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>>
>>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>>
>>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>>>
>>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>>
>>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>>
>>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>>>
>>>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>>
>>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>>
>>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>>>
>>> TFIT!
>>
>>Bet Jesus vomited when he read this post
>>
>
> He's probably sick of quite a few of the offerings here, given that
> the same things keep coming up.

Not that I have any inside information but I am guessing that Jesus doesn't
like "Jesus jokes"
>
> As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
> have eaten him in the first place.

That wasn't bad but you have done better

>
> Have a great Christmas Oz - you know I intend to! ;o)

Thanks Charles - you too

>
> TFIT!

David Cohen wrote:
> Mike wrote:
>> David Cohen wrote:
>>> David wrote:
>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>>>>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is
>>>>>>> an atheist?
>>>>>>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent
>>>>>>> study)
>>>>>> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe
>>>>>> (if the truth be known!)
>>>>>>
>>>>> JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>>>
>>>> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>>>
>>> You are well aware that I am an atheist Jew, so why are you asking
>>> me?
>>>
>>> I know you were talking directly to me. The voices in my head do not
>>> lie.
>>>
>> But do they argue with each other?
>
> WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ASK?!

A little voice asked me to ask you to ask them all!!

On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:
>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.com.. .
>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:

>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
[...]

>>>>>
>>>>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Wait for it!
>>>>>
>>>>>....cross trainers.
>>>>
>>>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>>>
>>>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>>>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>>>
>>>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>>>>
>>>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>>>
>>>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>>>>
>>>>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>>>
>>>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>>>>
>>>>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>>>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>>>
>>>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>>>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>>>
>>>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> TFIT!
>>>
>>>Bet Jesus vomited when he read this post
>>>
>>
>> He's probably sick of quite a few of the offerings here, given that
>> the same things keep coming up.
>
>Not that I have any inside information but I am guessing that Jesus doesn't
>like "Jesus jokes"

I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.

>>
>> As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
>> have eaten him in the first place.
>
>That wasn't bad but you have done better

That's something of a backhanded compliment! ;o)

HAGC!

TFIT!

Charles wrote:
> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >David wrote:
> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >> >
> >> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> >> >>
> >> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> >> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
> >> >>> atheist?
> >> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
> >> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
> >> >> truth be known!)
> >> >>
> >> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
> >> >
> >>
> >> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
> >
> >What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
> >
> >
> >Wait for it!
> >
> >....cross trainers.
>
> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>
> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
> wear two big machines on his feet?
>
> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.

Chuck in the U.S., land of marketing and PV, cross-trainers are a
sub-category of shoe my ill-informed English twit.

>
> Watch my lips EatMe:
>
> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!

Sigh. Explaining humor (humour to you Chuck) is akin to explaining
cause and effect to Hankey.

>
> >
> >
> >I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>
> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!

Thank you. That's (sniff), the nicest thing you've ever said on the
NG.


>
> >Especially PV and Charles,
> >the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>
> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>
> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)

Damn straight ol' chap! :-)

Be safe!
>
> TFIT!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>
>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
> [...]
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wait for it!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>....cross trainers.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>>>>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>>>>>
>>>>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>>>>>
>>>>>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>>>>
>>>>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>>>>>
>>>>>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>>>>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>>>>
>>>>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>>>>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>>>>
>>>>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> TFIT!
>>>>
>>>>Bet Jesus vomited when he read this post
>>>>
>>>
>>> He's probably sick of quite a few of the offerings here, given that
>>> the same things keep coming up.
>>
>>Not that I have any inside information but I am guessing that Jesus
>>doesn't
>>like "Jesus jokes"
>
> I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
> up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.

If comedy was his strong suit, I would have strongly advised Jesus not to
quit his day job.
>
>>>
>>> As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
>>> have eaten him in the first place.
>>
>>That wasn't bad but you have done better
>
> That's something of a backhanded compliment! ;o)

You know me better than that!

On another note I am disappointed that this thread did not uncover a bible
thumper or two - where is the religious right when we are looking to have a
bit of fun? Really we need more evangelists here - they are not doing God's
will obviously

>
> HAGC!
>
> TFIT!

On 21 Dec 2006 17:49:52 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>Charles wrote:
>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >David wrote:
>> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> news:4589ac3b$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >> >
>> >> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> > news:45899e24$0$2917$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> >> >> news:45895e7e$0$19406$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> >> >>> Just curious - who believes that there is a messiah? Who is an
>> >> >>> atheist?
>> >> >>> (80% of Scandinavians are atheists according to a recent study)
>> >> >> I withdraw my post - I don't really care what you fagits believe (if the
>> >> >> truth be known!)
>> >> >>
>> >> > JUST KIDDING!! I really *do* care!!!
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Jus' making a joke!! Ha ha ha!!
>> >
>> >What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>> >
>> >
>> >Wait for it!
>> >
>> >....cross trainers.
>>
>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>
>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>
>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>
>Chuck in the U.S., land of marketing and PV, cross-trainers are a
>sub-category of shoe my ill-informed English twit.

Yeah? So you say you American tit-head!

In the UK, land of the slavish adoption of all American crappy trends,
cross trainers are either workout machines, or people who work in gyms
whose piles are playing up!

>
>>
>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>
>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>
>Sigh. Explaining humor (humour to you Chuck)

My thanks for this mannerly translation to *real* English!

>is akin to explaining cause and effect to Hankey.

Not strictly true, but I do take your point.

>> >
>> >
>> >I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>
>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>
>Thank you. That's (sniff), the nicest thing you've ever said on the
>NG.

How very kind; I do have the odd altruistic moment (please don't
consider this as any sort of weakness). ;o)

>>
>> >Especially PV and Charles,
>> >the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>
>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>
>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>
>Damn straight ol' chap! :-)
>
>Be safe!
>>
>> TFIT!

HAGC!

TFIF!

On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.com.. .
>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.com ...
>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com> wrote:
[...]

>>
>> I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
>> up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.
>
>If comedy was his strong suit, I would have strongly advised Jesus not to
>quit his day job.

It is not clear from the scriptures that Jesus was, is and ever shalt
be, into comedy, as it is not what saviours of the world generally do,
particularly those designated as the son of God.

>>
>>>>
>>>> As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
>>>> have eaten him in the first place.
>>>
>>>That wasn't bad but you have done better
>>
>> That's something of a backhanded compliment! ;o)
>
>You know me better than that!

I know you only too well you bugger! ;o)

>
>On another note I am disappointed that this thread did not uncover a bible
>thumper or two - where is the religious right when we are looking to have a
>bit of fun? Really we need more evangelists here - they are not doing God's
>will obviously

Try alt.support.godswill.misc. It is where all those looking for the
meaning of life congregate, which also attracts a number of
piss-takers who risk eternal damnation.

HAGC! ;o)

TFIF!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:m06no2hjiv034oh1ke8fl8i7h0bie5dpnt@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
> [...]
>
>>>
>>> I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
>>> up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.
>>
>>If comedy was his strong suit, I would have strongly advised Jesus not to
>>quit his day job.
>
> It is not clear from the scriptures that Jesus was, is and ever shalt
> be, into comedy, as it is not what saviours of the world generally do,
> particularly those designated as the son of God.
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> As you know, you can't keep a good man down, but then you shouldn't
>>>>> have eaten him in the first place.
>>>>
>>>>That wasn't bad but you have done better
>>>
>>> That's something of a backhanded compliment! ;o)
>>
>>You know me better than that!
>
> I know you only too well you bugger! ;o)
>
>>
>>On another note I am disappointed that this thread did not uncover a bible
>>thumper or two - where is the religious right when we are looking to have
>>a
>>bit of fun? Really we need more evangelists here - they are not doing
>>God's
>>will obviously
>
> Try alt.support.godswill.misc. It is where all those looking for the
> meaning of life congregate, which also attracts a number of
> piss-takers who risk eternal damnation.

While looking for alt.support.godswill.misc, I stumbled on
alt.support.goatfuckers which is far more to my taste

>
> HAGC! ;o)
>
> TFIF!

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:458ba80b$0$16557$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:m06no2hjiv034oh1ke8fl8i7h0bie5dpnt@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.com ...
>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.c om...
>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> [...]
>>
>>>>
>>>> I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
>>>> up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.

Most? Well, please, educate me. Which ones (most) are false and which ones
(the few left) can you not explain?

I will wait to eternity for this answer.

Brad

On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:52:44 GMT, "BradandBrooks"
<BradandBrooks@shaw.ca> wrote:

NB
You appear to have your attributions cocked up!

>
>"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>news:458ba80b$0$16557$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com. au...
>>
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:m06no2hjiv034oh1ke8fl8i7h0bie5dpnt@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax. com...
>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I suggest Jesus was more of an illusionist than a joke telling stand
>>>>> up comedian, which most of his 'miracles' made perfectly clear.
>
>Most? Well, please, educate me. Which ones (most) are false and which ones
>(the few left) can you not explain?

Who said anything about "false", people at the time were under the
illusion they were real, and to be Frank, I am unable to explain any
of them!

>
>I will wait to eternity for this answer.

You old softy, I'm promised to another for "eternity" so you'll need
to come up with a more realistic time span.

>
>Brad
>

Frank

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:458b8bd1$0$9772$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
>
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:225mo21k2lvhnpglion13sdi1uaaei9flg@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:37:21 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:tsrko2ppdt22p8gvh2p46qga8nlopi0290@4ax.com ...
>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:17:30 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> On 20 Dec 2006 17:02:25 -0800, "EatMe" <trollsblow@hotmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What type of shoe did Jesus wear.....?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wait for it!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>....cross trainers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's just plain silly; cross trainers are gym fitness equipment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jesus may have been able to perform miracles, but why would he opt to
>>>>>> wear two big machines on his feet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyway, cross trainers hadn't been invented 2000 years ago.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Watch my lips EatMe:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jesus wore sandals, you dopey cunt!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'll save all of you a place by the fire.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Go roast your nuts and dunk your marshmallow!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Especially PV and Charles,
>>>>>>>the teenage mutant ninja turtles (toitles?) sans clue.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You sure have got a self-induced hair up your arse EatMe. Are you up
>>>>>> to the challenge you have thrown out? We'll see!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have a great Christmas old chap - I intend to! ;o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TFIT!<