The Candy-Ass song

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two.

The Candy-ass, the candy-ass can !!!

The Candy-ass can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good.

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie

The Candy-ass ?!?!?! The candy-ass can !!!

The Candy-ass can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good.

The Candy-ass makes!
everything he bakes!

Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,

The Candy-ass?!?!?! The Candy-ass can, the Candy-ass can !!!

The Candy-ass can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good.
And the world tastes good
'cause the Candy-ass thinks it shooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuld !!!