Dilemma, dilemma!

The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.

And she didnt even bitch about my "alleged" weight problem.
But the problem is, i also feel a little constipated.

So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
say;

"Oh, and some laxatives as well!"

Isnt that a little embarrasing?

What should i do ?!?!?!

Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
for laxatives?

Or get the laxatives first, and give them the sript about a week later?

----
Pete

In article <4579a865$0$73977$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
> So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
>
> And she didnt even bitch about my "alleged" weight problem.
> But the problem is, i also feel a little constipated.
>
> So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
> are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
> say;
>
> "Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>
> Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>
> What should i do ?!?!?!
>
> Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
> for laxatives?
>
> Or get the laxatives first, and give them the sript about a week later?
>
> ----
> Pete
>
>

_Way_ more personal information than I wanted...

--
Keith

On Fri, 8 Dec 2006, Pete wrote:

> So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
> are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
> say;
>
> "Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>
> Isnt that a little embarrasing?

I would say not as embarrassing as when we had to go and buy Preparation H
for my friend while we were on holiday in Amsterdam:

http://flickr.com/photos/timwhiteman/155512306/

Truth be told, i reckon people who work in pharmacies see much worse than
a fat guy buying cock pills and laxatives at the same time. They probably
won't even notice.

> What should i do ?!?!?!

Get the laxatives at a different pharmacy. Or possibly just invest in a
lot of dried fruit. Seriously, i've almost killed myself with a packet of
dried apricots before.

tom

--
History is ending.

"Tom Anderson" <twic@urchin.earth.li> schreef:

>> "Oh, and some laxatives as well!"

>> Isnt that a little embarrasing?

> I would say not as embarrassing as when we had to go and buy Preparation H
> for my friend while we were on holiday in Amsterdam:

> http://flickr.com/photos/timwhiteman/155512306/

> Truth be told, i reckon people who work in pharmacies see much worse than
> a fat guy buying cock pills and laxatives at the same time. They probably
> won't even notice.

Fat guy? Who is the fat guy?

>> What should i do ?!?!?!

> Get the laxatives at a different pharmacy. Or possibly just invest in a
> lot of dried fruit. Seriously, i've almost killed myself with a packet of
> dried apricots before.

Good tip.

Thanks!

----
Pete

"Hobbes" <khobman800@yahoo.com> schreef:

>> Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and
>> ask
>> for laxatives?

>> Or get the laxatives first, and give them the sript about a week later?

> _Way_ more personal information than I wanted...

Hey sorry man!

I even left out the Preparation H and AstroGlide!

----
Pete

Dnia 2006-12-08 Pete napisa³(a):
> The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
> So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
>
> And she didnt even bitch about my "alleged" weight problem.
> But the problem is, i also feel a little constipated.
>
> So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
> are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
> say;
>
> "Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>
> Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>
> What should i do ?!?!?!
>
> Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
> for laxatives?
>
> Or get the laxatives first, and give them the sript about a week later?

Pretend that you are buying it for somebody else, who had no balls to
get it himself. ;-)

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

Pete wrote:
> "Hobbes" <khobman800@yahoo.com> schreef:
>
>
>> _Way_ more personal information than I wanted...
>
> Hey sorry man!
>
> I even left out the Preparation H and AstroGlide!
>
> ----
> Pete
>
>

At least is was AstroGlide and not Anal-Eze. LOL

"Yo Yo Yo" <gmale.com@gmail.com> schreef:

>>> _Way_ more personal information than I wanted...

>> Hey sorry man!

>> I even left out the Preparation H and AstroGlide!

> At least is was AstroGlide and not Anal-Eze. LOL

And at least i walked straight to the counter.

And didnt do any business at the backdoor, baby!

----
Pete

Pete <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems. So i
> went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
> And she didnt even bitch about my "alleged" weight problem. But the
> problem is, i also feel a little constipated. So that means i have
> to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there are onlt girls
> between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and say; "Oh,
> and some laxatives as well!" Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>
> What should i do ?!?!?!

Oh Pete, that's so simple - just put it in perspective. Think of
people like myself who is out there by the counter, shifting from one
foot to the other, afraid to ask the cute salesgirl for those "size A"
condoms.

Something tells me every time she wouldn't ever go out with me.

That is, let's face it - they are truly "miniature" condoms.

And I know it too well - that would look even worse if I say "it's not
for me, but for a friend".

And I still say that every time.

And then I go back to my tiny dusty apartment, where I'm all alone, to
watch a reality show, and do some kettlebell snatches.

And that is all in addition to still being a virgin.

But hey, at least I'm not alone -

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...1_%5bFeed%5d-2

On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 19:01:15 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

>The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
>So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.

Did she let you give it a "test drive" there in the office? I saw that in
a Dutch film once.

>So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
>are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
>say;
>
>"Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>
>Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>
>What should i do ?!?!?!
>
>Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
>for laxatives?

No, hand them the script and say, "you girls busy this weekend? <wink>"

Or whatever the hell you'd say in Dutch, or Flemish, or whatever the hell
you speak.

On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:07:42 -0800, Lucas Buck
<sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 19:01:15 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
>>The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
>>So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
>
>Did she let you give it a "test drive" there in the office? I saw that in
>a Dutch film once.
>
>>So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
>>are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
>>say;
>>
>>"Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>>
>>Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>>
>>What should i do ?!?!?!
>>
>>Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
>>for laxatives?
>
>No, hand them the script and say, "you girls busy this weekend? <wink>"
>
>Or whatever the hell you'd say in Dutch, or Flemish, or whatever the hell
>you speak.

I think that would be:

"Are you bitches free this weekend. I control you."

(Pete's original posting along these lines still strikes me as one of
the funnier things I've read in Usenet in a while. And, considering
some of the stuff that gets posted here, that's saying something.)

I went to fill an order of Cialis a while back and found myself in a
situation in which the gal behind the counter was speaking in code to
me.

The prescription was for 27 tablets and was going to come to over
$300.00. I really wasn't in the mood to part with that much money ...
and really didn't think I'd need 27 tablets, so I sort of had a
deer-in-the-headlights look going on. I think the gal thought I might
have been embarrassed about the Cialis -- which was not the case, I
didn't care if every woman there knew that in a couple of hours I'd be
rock hard and capable of hanging a kettle bell off the end of my tool.

Anyway, as she explained that I didn't have to buy all 27 tablets of
'this prescription' now, she'd speak in a hushed tone and point to the
paperwork.

It was nice of her to be concerned about my fragile, male, ego I
guess. But, unnecessary.

On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:44:42 -0500, d wells wrote:

>On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:07:42 -0800, Lucas Buck
><sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 19:01:15 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>>
>>>The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
>>>So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
>>
>>Did she let you give it a "test drive" there in the office? I saw that in
>>a Dutch film once.
>>
>>>So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
>>>are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
>>>say;
>>>
>>>"Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>>>
>>>Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>>>
>>>What should i do ?!?!?!
>>>
>>>Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
>>>for laxatives?
>>
>>No, hand them the script and say, "you girls busy this weekend? <wink>"
>>
>>Or whatever the hell you'd say in Dutch, or Flemish, or whatever the hell
>>you speak.
>
>I think that would be:
>
>"Are you bitches free this weekend. I control you."
>
>(Pete's original posting along these lines still strikes me as one of
>the funnier things I've read in Usenet in a while. And, considering
>some of the stuff that gets posted here, that's saying something.)

We do get some really funny input coming through on a daily basis?

Much of it goes unmentioned due to the rival factions unwillingness to
give credit to those who they don't like, and also because we largely
take it all for granted, but so much of what is posted here is really
classically humorous, quality spontaneous, witty repartee.

Despite all the "troll" posts from those testosterone fuelled
antagonists, and the ofttimes boring so-called "on-topic" posts, this
Group is always filled with really funny content, and it's all for
free.

MFW Rules - OK!!

Have a great Sunday lads and lasses - you know I intend to! ;o)

On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:06:19 +0000, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:44:42 -0500, d wells wrote:

>Despite all the "troll" posts from those testosterone fuelled
>antagonists, and the ofttimes boring so-called "on-topic" posts, this
>Group is always filled with really funny content, and it's all for
>free.
>
>MFW Rules - OK!!
>
>Have a great Sunday lads and lasses - you know I intend to! ;o)

Up until this instant I puzzled -- not at great length, mind you --
over how it was that such a large group of people with somewhat
similar interests could bitch and moan at each other so much.

I'd considered that some of it was good-natured. Sort of like how a
bunch of guys can beat on each other and talk trash to one another
during a basketball game (football, soccer, rugby game) and then buy
each other beer (beer, warm beer, cups of blood) after the game.

But, there's 'no after the game' here.

So why all the bitching?

It's the Testosterone. And, in the case of women, maybe some PMS (yes,
I know women have testsoterone.)

We can't help it.

And I don't include me, necessarily, when I say 'we.' I really don't
know enough to form solid opinions about too much (well, I think
Netware is superior to Windows server products), and as such I don't
think I piss too many people off.

I get my testosterone checked every so often and it's in pretty good
shape these days. So, I can only assume that most of the membership
here is so full of T that they leave puddles when they stand still. I
just haven't passed the so-full-of-T-I-get-bitchy-threshold.

I'll have to talk to my endocrinologist about this.

(FWIW, even with all the MFW bitching I see, it's still easy enough to
see that you all love each other greatly ... in a Seinfeldian sort of
way.)

On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:44:42 -0500, d wells wrote:

>On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:07:42 -0800, Lucas Buck
><sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 19:01:15 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>>
>>>The last couple of days i experienced some erectile problems.
>>>So i went to the doctor, and she gave me a prescription for CiaLis. Cool.
>>
>>Did she let you give it a "test drive" there in the office? I saw that in
>>a Dutch film once.
>>
>>>So that means i have to go to the pharmacy, hand one of those girls (there
>>>are onlt girls between 20-30 years old who work there...) the script, and
>>>say;
>>>
>>>"Oh, and some laxatives as well!"
>>>
>>>Isnt that a little embarrasing?
>>>
>>>What should i do ?!?!?!
>>>
>>>Walk up to counter, and with a straight face hand them the script, and ask
>>>for laxatives?
>>
>>No, hand them the script and say, "you girls busy this weekend? <wink>"
>>
>>Or whatever the hell you'd say in Dutch, or Flemish, or whatever the hell
>>you speak.
>
>I think that would be:
>
>"Are you bitches free this weekend. I control you."
>
>(Pete's original posting along these lines still strikes me as one of
>the funnier things I've read in Usenet in a while. And, considering
>some of the stuff that gets posted here, that's saying something.)
>
>I went to fill an order of Cialis a while back and found myself in a
>situation in which the gal behind the counter was speaking in code to
>me.
>
>The prescription was for 27 tablets and was going to come to over
>$300.00.

27?

27???

You still on base-9 arithmetic out there? Or Roman numerals?

"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> schreef:


>>The prescription was for 27 tablets and was going to come to over
>>$300.00.

> 27?

> 27???

> You still on base-9 arithmetic out there? Or Roman numerals?

Clomid has 24 in a box.

BTW, i paid 34 Euros, about $50 for 3 20mg tabs. Ridiculous. Ensurance
doesnt cover.
Almost gave me a heart attack.

----
Pete

Pete wrote:
> "Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> schreef:
>
>
>>> The prescription was for 27 tablets and was going to come to over
>>> $300.00.
>
>> 27?
>
>> 27???
>
>> You still on base-9 arithmetic out there? Or Roman numerals?
>
> Clomid has 24 in a box.
>
> BTW, i paid 34 Euros, about $50 for 3 20mg tabs. Ridiculous. Ensurance
> doesnt cover.
> Almost gave me a heart attack.
>
> ----
> Pete

Pete, do you know the street price of eph over there?

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> schreef:

>> Clomid has 24 in a box.

>> BTW, i paid 34 Euros, about $50 for 3 20mg tabs. Ridiculous. Ensurance
>> doesnt cover.
>> Almost gave me a heart attack.

> Pete, do you know the street price of eph over there?

A shop several minutes from here still has some in stock.

I have to check. I believe my girlfriend paid 35 Euro for 100 caps. The
yellow ones.

----
Pete

Pete wrote:
> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> schreef:
>
>>> Clomid has 24 in a box.
>
>>> BTW, i paid 34 Euros, about $50 for 3 20mg tabs. Ridiculous.
>>> Ensurance doesnt cover.
>>> Almost gave me a heart attack.
>
>> Pete, do you know the street price of eph over there?
>
> A shop several minutes from here still has some in stock.

They're OTC in Holland?

>
> I have to check. I believe my girlfriend paid 35 Euro for 100 caps.
> The yellow ones.
>
> ----
> Pete

Yellow ones? Are they 30s or 50s?

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> schreef:

>>> Pete, do you know the street price of eph over there?

>> A shop several minutes from here still has some in stock.

> They're OTC in Holland?

Used to be.

They guy knew what was gonna happen and bought a shitload. I think they are
still sold in "SmartShops", but i normally dont go there. (DONT say it!)

He sells to people he knows.

>> I have to check. I believe my girlfriend paid 35 Euro for 100 caps.
>> The yellow ones.

> Yellow ones? Are they 30s or 50s?

I believe 50. Pretty powerfull.

----
Pete