Do you want to know the truth??

#1 11-30-2007, 12:00 AM

1) If you are looking for the truth to soothe and please your self,
just click on this link.

2) If you are looking for the secrt of the family happiness, just
click on this link

3) If you are looking for solving any social problem you face, just
click on this link.

http://www.lecalame.org/english/video/Videos.html

http://www.todayislam.com/

#2 11-30-2007, 12:00 AM

ahmad wrote:
> 1) If you are looking for the truth to soothe and please your self,
> just click on this link.
>
> 2) If you are looking for the secrt of the family happiness, just
> click on this link
>
> 3) If you are looking for solving any social problem you face, just
> click on this link.
>
> http://www.lecalame.org/english/video/Videos.html
>
> http://www.todayislam.com/

I clicked on it and I have seen the light my brother! Allah and the
prophet (peace be upon him) are the only answer!

Now can you please deposit some money into my paypal account so I can
fly to Mecca and finish my journey?

#3 11-30-2007, 06:25 AM

On Nov 29, 6:07 pm, ahmad <6132AH...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 1) If <snip!>

Do I want to know the truth? NO! Bitch, lie to me!

Ahem.

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#4 11-30-2007, 08:37 PM

On Nov 29, 8:33 pm, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Do I want to know the truth?

Quoted from the movie A few Good Men, but I like Homers version:
Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
TRUTH!"
http://tinyurl.com/2g7rp8

joanne

#5 12-01-2007, 08:15 AM

On Nov 30, 12:06 pm, joanne <jgr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 29, 8:33 pm, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Do I want to know the truth?
>
> Quoted from the movie A few Good Men, but I like Homers version:
> Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
> TRUTH!" http://tinyurl.com/2g7rp8
>
> joanne

Classic!

)

I loved the Simpsons movie. What a great cartoon. Totally
disrespectful of, well, EVERYTHING!

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Curt

#6 12-02-2007, 04:51 AM

"joanne" <jgrrl2@yahoo.com> schreef:

>> Do I want to know the truth?

> Quoted from the movie A few Good Men, but I like Homers version:
> Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE
> TRUTH!"

Hey wait a minute...

That is my job!

I will rip off your head and piss down on your skull !!!

You fucked with the wrong marine !!!

> joanne

Funny coincedence.

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Uncle Bob

#7 12-02-2007, 04:51 AM

On Dec 1, 11:08 pm, "Uncle Bob" <unclebobru...@gmail.com> wrote:
[...]

> I will rip off your head and piss down on your skull !!!

Rip off head and piss down skull? Howzat work eggzackly?

I mean, maybe down his throat or IN his skull, but...

> You fucked with the wrong marine !!!

Hey, Marine, ask a Navy corpsman to explain basic anatomy to you,
okay?

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#8 12-02-2007, 04:51 AM

"Curt" <> Hey, Marine, ask a Navy corpsman to explain basic anatomy to you,
> okay?
>

The only head Uncle Bob might rip has a pee-hole and Bob would be kneeling
and bobbing at the time.

Uncle Bob is not ripping heads or anything else. Like Bob Shue, his best
days were 30 years ago and he isn't posting any photos either.

#9 12-02-2007, 11:05 AM

In article
<ba6ed24e-13d2-4966-a998-9d088c6a08b8@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Dec 1, 11:08 pm, "Uncle Bob" <unclebobru...@gmail.com> wrote:
> [...]
>
> > I will rip off your head and piss down on your skull !!!
>
> Rip off head and piss down skull? Howzat work eggzackly?
>
> I mean, maybe down his throat or IN his skull, but...
>
> > You fucked with the wrong marine !!!
>
> Hey, Marine, ask a Navy corpsman to explain basic anatomy to you,
> okay?
>
> --

There is always Squicking...
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Peace, Om

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"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein

#10 12-24-2007, 11:30 PM

In article <ba6ed24e-13d2-4966-a998-9d088c6a08b8@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Dec 1, 11:08 pm, "Uncle Bob" <unclebobru...@gmail.com> wrote:
>[...]
>
>> I will rip off your head and piss down on your skull !!!
>
>Rip off head and piss down skull? Howzat work eggzackly?

1. Rip off head.

2. Throw ripped-off head on ground.

3. Stand over ripped-off head on ground.

4. Piss down on it.

What's so hard to figure out?

Seth
--
Don't ever masturbate after getting capsaicin on your hands. -- Patrick Arnold

#11 12-25-2007, 02:00 AM

Seth wrote:
> In article <ba6ed24e-13d2-4966-a998-9d088c6a08b8@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 1, 11:08 pm, "Uncle Bob" <unclebobru...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> [...]
>>
>>> I will rip off your head and piss down on your skull !!!
>> Rip off head and piss down skull? Howzat work eggzackly?
>
> 1. Rip off head.
>
> 2. Throw ripped-off head on ground.
>
> 3. Stand over ripped-off head on ground.
>
> 4. Piss down on it.
>
> What's so hard to figure out?
>
> Seth

You missed 5.

5. Reassemble

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Bob Volkmer