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Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?
  1. #1
    Sam Slone Guest

    Default Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    I keep reading that sperm has lots of protein, and I wonder if any
    bodybuilders have included sperm in their protein regimen?

    I would think that if you could replace a protein shake with sperm it would
    help bodybuilders cutting up and trimming down, since sperm has less
    calories than a typical protein shake.

    What is the best kind of sperm, and does the nutrition of the spermer affect
    the quality of the sperm? Should I be getting spermed regularly in order to
    be competitive as a bodybuilder?




  2. #2
    preben nielsen Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?


    "Sam Slone" <[email protected]> skrev i en meddelelse
    news:%cnei.2975$[email protected]..

    > I would think that if you could replace a protein shake with
    > sperm it would
    > help bodybuilders cutting up and trimming down, since sperm has
    > less
    > calories than a typical protein shake.


    I myself have trouble producing more than half a liter a day ;-)

    > Should I be getting spermed regularly in order to be competitive
    > as a bodybuilder?


    Absolutely


    --
    /\ preben nielsen
    \/\ [email protected]



  3. #3
    VinCe Guest

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    On Jun 21, 6:27 pm, "preben nielsen" <p...@post.tele.dk> wrote:
    > "Sam Slone" <samsl...@yahoo.com> skrev i en meddelelsenews:%cnei.2975$[email protected] th.net...
    >
    > > I would think that if you could replace a protein shake with
    > > sperm it would
    > > help bodybuilders cutting up and trimming down, since sperm has
    > > less
    > > calories than a typical protein shake.

    >
    > I myself have trouble producing more than half a liter a day ;-)



    Ewk! (are you gay?)

    The only bodybuilders who should drink sperm shake are the women, not
    you!


    > > Should I be getting spermed regularly in order to be competitive
    > > as a bodybuilder?

    >
    > Absolutely


    I second the motion.

    -Vince
    > --
    > /\ preben nielsen
    > \/\ p...@post.tele.dk




  4. #4
    d wells Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:33:52 -0400, "Sam Slone" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >I keep reading that sperm has lots of protein, and I wonder if any
    >bodybuilders have included sperm in their protein regimen?
    >
    >I would think that if you could replace a protein shake with sperm it would
    >help bodybuilders cutting up and trimming down, since sperm has less
    >calories than a typical protein shake.
    >
    >What is the best kind of sperm, and does the nutrition of the spermer affect
    >the quality of the sperm? Should I be getting spermed regularly in order to
    >be competitive as a bodybuilder?
    >
    >

    On Graham Norton the other night, Joan Rivers made the comment that
    semen contained something in excess of 400 calories per serving (or
    ounce, or something.)

    From GoAskAlice (http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1585.html)
    ***
    A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
    is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen),
    when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating,
    among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not
    loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7
    calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only
    about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent?
    Well, its other ingredients include:

    * Fructose sugar
    * Water
    * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
    * Citric acid
    * Enzymes
    * Protein
    * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
    * Zinc

    Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
    of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
    ***

    From http://www.barnard.columbia.edu/wwom...t/protein.html
    It is suggested that there are 6mg of protein in semen. There are 24g
    of protein in a pork chop.

    ***
    Rumors abound regarding semen and the health risks it may pose,
    especially when it comes to fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis)
    and the hotly debated question, ?should I spit or swallow?? Typically,
    a male ejaculates one tablespoon of fluid, which contains about 10%
    sperm and 90% seminal fluid (comprised of simple sugars, protein, and
    small amounts of vitamins, minerals and hormones). The amount of
    protein found in seminal fluid is very small, and estimated at only
    about 6mg. Your standard three-ounce pork chop has about 24g, so I
    wouldn?t give up your beef and beans any time soon. Well-Woman has
    also received questions from students worried about the caloric
    content of male ejaculate. However, you won?t find more than 5-10
    calories in one tablespoon of cum, so contrary to popular speculation
    swallowing is not going to make you fat. But more important than
    counting calories or measuring protein intake, you need to consider
    the risks of contracting a sexually transmitted infection (STI) when
    engaging in unprotected oral sex. Using condoms dramatically decreases
    your chance of contracting an STI through oral sex. Ultimately though,
    there have been no studies that suggest that swallowing healthy,
    disease-free semen has detrimental affects to one?s health.
    ***

    It looks like Columbia might be the place to be if you're interested
    in meeting women who are up-to-date with the nutritional qualities of
    semen.

  5. #5
    Pete Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    "d wells" <[email protected]> schreef:

    > A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
    > is determined by a man's age...


    There are ways to increase that to 2-3 times that amount.

    I usually land about 3 feet away from the bed. We are talking about massive,
    high pressure depth injections here.

    > * Fructose sugar
    > * Water
    > * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
    > * Citric acid
    > * Enzymes
    > * Protein
    > * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
    > * Zinc


    Sounds like your typical energy dink to me.

    > Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
    > of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
    > ***


    Fact is, that women who swallow, have longer hear, healthier hear, longer
    and stronger fingernails, and beter looking and softer skin than those who
    refuse to swallow.

    Those bitches should just swallow, and stop complaining.

    --
    Pete



  6. #6
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    In article <467b9b6f$0$97001$[email protected]>,
    "Pete" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Those bitches should just swallow, and stop complaining.


    Most Bitches I've talked to agree that they will swallow...

    if they get to kiss you in the interim and you share it with them. ;-)

    If it's such a treat, surely you'd have no objection to that?
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

  7. #7
    d wells Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:50:44 +0200, "Pete" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >"d wells" <[email protected]> schreef:
    >
    >> A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
    >> is determined by a man's age...

    >
    >There are ways to increase that to 2-3 times that amount.
    >
    >I usually land about 3 feet away from the bed. We are talking about massive,
    >high pressure depth injections here.
    >
    >> * Fructose sugar
    >> * Water
    >> * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
    >> * Citric acid
    >> * Enzymes
    >> * Protein
    >> * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
    >> * Zinc

    >
    >Sounds like your typical energy dink to me.
    >
    >> Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
    >> of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
    >> ***

    >
    >Fact is, that women who swallow, have longer hear, healthier hear, longer
    >and stronger fingernails, and beter looking and softer skin than those who
    >refuse to swallow.
    >

    This is very similar to what a woman gets when taking pre-natal
    vitamins. Which is interesting as doing more of one (swallowing, or at
    least putting herself in a postion where she needs to decide whether
    or not to swallow) may keep you from needing the other (vitamins) at
    all.


    >Those bitches should just swallow, and stop complaining.


  8. #8
    DZ Guest

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    d wells <[email protected]> wrote:
    > This is very similar to what a woman gets when taking pre-natal
    > vitamins.


    I wouldn't take pre-natal vitamins unless I'm in fact going pre-natal:
    they are too high in iron.

  9. #9
    Curt Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    DZ wrote:
    > d wells wrote:
    > > This is very similar to what a woman gets when taking pre-natal
    > > vitamins.

    >
    > I wouldn't take pre-natal vitamins unless I'm in fact going pre-natal:
    > they are too high in iron.


    I've read somewhere that donating blood helps to lower the odds of men
    having heart attacks. The idea is that while women typically have a
    monthly discharge of iron whereas men do not, hence a man's greater
    likelihood of heart attacks (from the elevated iron in their
    bloodstream). So, if you're a guy taking pre-natal vitamins, perhaps
    donating a unit of blood would be a good idea. ;o)

    Uh, or maybe I've got that all wrong. (

    (I've heard that vodka is the only known heart attack preventative. I
    found that info on groups.google.ru, btw.)

    --
    Curt


  10. #10
    Lucas Buck Guest

    Default Re: Does Sperm have Bodybuilding nutrients?

    On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:50:44 +0200, "Pete" <[email protected]> wrote:

    >"d wells" <[email protected]> schreef:
    >
    >> A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
    >> is determined by a man's age...

    >
    >There are ways to increase that to 2-3 times that amount.
    >
    >I usually land about 3 feet away from the bed. We are talking about massive,
    >high pressure depth injections here.


    He blasts holes right through most women.

    It's a manifestation of his aforementioned hatred of women.


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