The Dutch Ventriloquist

A Dutch Ventriloquist decides to have a walk in the Desert.

After several hours of walking, he spots a muslim. Which is not unusual when
you walk in the desert, i might add.
He has the company of a Camel, a dog and a goat. Which is not unusual, i
mught add.

"How are you?" The Dutchman asks the muslim.

"Fine" The muslim says. "I am in the desert, and therefore, i am happy.
"Allah is great."

Then the Dutchman adresses the Dog. "How are you?" The Dutchman asks.

"Great, says the dog." Sniffed a few bitches, got lucky."
The muslim is Astonished. The dog was talking!

Then the Dutchman adrresses the Camel.
"How are you?" The Dutchman asks.

"Fine, the Camel says." "Drank gallons of water."

Then the Dutchan want to adress the goat.

But the muslim panicks and says;

"Dont talk to the goat, DONT TALK TO THE GOAT !!!""
"THE GOAT IS ALWAYS TELLING LIES!!!"

--
Pete

In article <45e189d6$0$75088$dbd41001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> A Dutch Ventriloquist decides to have a walk in the Desert.
>
> After several hours of walking, he spots a muslim. Which is not unusual when
> you walk in the desert, i might add.
> He has the company of a Camel, a dog and a goat. Which is not unusual, i
> mught add.
>
> "How are you?" The Dutchman asks the muslim.
>
> "Fine" The muslim says. "I am in the desert, and therefore, i am happy.
> "Allah is great."
>
> Then the Dutchman adresses the Dog. "How are you?" The Dutchman asks.
>
> "Great, says the dog." Sniffed a few bitches, got lucky."
> The muslim is Astonished. The dog was talking!
>
> Then the Dutchman adrresses the Camel.
> "How are you?" The Dutchman asks.
>
> "Fine, the Camel says." "Drank gallons of water."
>
> Then the Dutchan want to adress the goat.
>
> But the muslim panicks and says;
>
> "Dont talk to the goat, DONT TALK TO THE GOAT !!!""
> "THE GOAT IS ALWAYS TELLING LIES!!!"
>
> --
> Pete

Subject: How to have peace in the world
*
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, an Arab Muslim, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.
*
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.
*
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
*
Poof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
*
The Arab Muslim was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
EVER come into our precious state."
*
Poof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a h uge wall
around those countries.
*
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."
*
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
*
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
*
Poof! Peace
*
--
Peace, Om

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"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
> about this wall."

> The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
> completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually
> impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"

> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

> Poof! Peace

An oldie but a goodie;

How do you call a giant swimming pool, filled with acid and muslims?

A perfect solution.

--
Pete