Fat people

Today, i would like to discuss fat people with all of you...
What do we know about fat people? Other than that they are obese, i mean...

Generally speaking, fat people are lazy and stupid. And, as a good friend
here in MFW pointed out to me, they smell too!

Which is a direct result of being fat and lazy. Fat people just sweat a lot,
and because they are lazy, they dont like to shower as well!

And even if do DO shower, how much water do they need ?!?!?!
And how are they going to reach certain places?

Some fat figure that instead of taking a shower, its better to swim. They
figure swimming is good exercise, and its good for hygiene too.

They forget, however, that swimming is a lousy way for fat people to lose
weight! Why?
Well, since their bodies have over 50% bodyfat, they have very low density.
They just float around in the water, without any effort.

And we all remember what happened in December 2004, do we? That TERRIBLE
Tsunami, that killed almost a million people! Landslide? Oh, gimme a fucking
break! Since when does the bottom of the sea just move by itself ?!?!?!

NO!

The REAL cause of the 2004 Tsunami were a few obese people in Northern
Australia, who were jumping in and out of the sea!

As usual, there has been a huge media cover-up about this. But we all know
the truth, do we ?!?!?!

Another stupid way for fat people to lose weight is riding a bike. Other
than being a stupid way, its just plain dangerous! Once fat people reach a
certain speed, they have so much kinetic energy... THAT THEY BECOME
UNSTOPPABLE !!!

Once on the move, there is no turning back!
They have enough power to stop a moving train!

A good exercise is just good old fashioned running. BUT... that might result
in
Eart-quakes and other disasters.
Remember the collapse of the Twin Towers? Plains? I didnt see any plains.
What plains ?!?!?!

The best way for fat people to lose weight, is still rope-climbing.
Aside from the fact that rope climbing burns a lot of calories, its also
safer for the environment!

And lets face it;

Rope climbing is FUN!

--
Pete

In article <466d1f76$0$67622$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

<snipped goofy post>

> Rope climbing is FUN!
>
> --
> Pete

Pete.

Are you bored or something?

Pop a DVD into the computer for pity sakes!
I just finished watching "Total Recall" on my computer.
It's what I do when I'm bored, aside from house cleaning and cooking.

Or working out. ;-)
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"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

> <snipped goofy post>

>> Rope climbing is FUN!

> Pete.

> Are you bored or something?

Out of my mind.

There is another post about global warming on its way. In which i will blame
the fat people.

Did you knew that Al Gores mother in law weighs 400 pounds ?!?!?!

> Pop a DVD into the computer for pity sakes!
> I just finished watching "Total Recall" on my computer.

I have that one on DVD, but i prefer the TV to watch movies.
The music in that movie is oustanding, and so are the special effects.

"TWWWWWOOOOOO WWWWEEEEEEKS.... TWWWOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEKKKS !!!"

> It's what I do when I'm bored, aside from house cleaning and cooking.

Well, i cleaned up a bit. I cant cook. Well, i am going to bake 6 eggs in a
few minutes.
With some ham and cheese on top of it. Or a few slices of salami instead of
cheese.

> Or working out. ;-)

Tomorrow.

Still, the rope climbing suggestion was was pretty funny, IMO.

Remember school? And how the chubby kids struggled to get up a few iunches
;-O

--
Pete

In article <466d258f$0$44138$dbd41001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> "Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:
>
> > <snipped goofy post>
>
> >> Rope climbing is FUN!
>
> > Pete.
>
> > Are you bored or something?
>
> Out of my mind.
>
> There is another post about global warming on its way. In which i will blame
> the fat people.
>
> Did you knew that Al Gores mother in law weighs 400 pounds ?!?!?!

Sounds entertaining.
You know you are not allowed to campaign for the humor awards.

>
> > Pop a DVD into the computer for pity sakes!
> > I just finished watching "Total Recall" on my computer.
>
> I have that one on DVD, but i prefer the TV to watch movies.

Why? I don't have to watch commercials this way.

> The music in that movie is oustanding, and so are the special effects.
>
> "TWWWWWOOOOOO WWWWEEEEEEKS.... TWWWOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEKKKS !!!"

<lol>

>
> > It's what I do when I'm bored, aside from house cleaning and cooking.
>
> Well, i cleaned up a bit. I cant cook.

Then dammit, why am I posting all these cooking lessons!
<frustrated look>

I just nuked some ears of corn in the husks. Good fiber source, but not
low carb. <cringe> But dammit they are good!

> Well, i am going to bake 6 eggs in a
> few minutes.
> With some ham and cheese on top of it. Or a few slices of salami instead of
> cheese.

Sounds like you are learning how to cook. :-) That's called a frittata
or crustless quiche.

>
> > Or working out. ;-)
>
> Tomorrow.
>
> Still, the rope climbing suggestion was was pretty funny, IMO.

Yes it was. :-)

>
> Remember school? And how the chubby kids struggled to get up a few iunches
> ;-O
>
> --
> Pete

Ugh.
Don't remind me!
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On Jun 11, 6:21 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <466d1f76$0$67622$dbd4b...@news.wanadoo.nl>,
>
> "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
> <snipped goofy post>
>
> > Rope climbing is FUN!
>
> > --
> > Pete
>
> Pete.
>
> Are you bored or something?
>
> Pop a DVD into the computer for pity sakes!
> I just finished watching "Total Recall" on my computer.
> It's what I do when I'm bored, aside from house cleaning and cooking.
>
> Or working out. ;-)

I think the Internet is the only place where people invest good time
and
possibly money, in hanging around people they hate. And actively
talking about their hate.

If it were TV and you watched a program you didn't like, you'd change
the
channel or turn it off. Ditto the radio. For some reason, people are
drawn to
the stuff they don't like on the net. Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
for your own
sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
MFW, and
effectively change the channel.

In article <1181567673.260233.204470@m36g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
Hollywood <maxlharris@gmail.com> wrote:

> I think the Internet is the only place where people invest good time
> and
> possibly money, in hanging around people they hate. And actively
> talking about their hate.
>
> If it were TV and you watched a program you didn't like, you'd change
> the
> channel or turn it off. Ditto the radio. For some reason, people are
> drawn to
> the stuff they don't like on the net. Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
> for your own
> sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
> MFW, and
> effectively change the channel.

I don't hate Pete.

Do you?

;-)
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On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

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In news:r4pq63d006ujaj5cgsfltrc0j837atkee7@4ax.com,
Mâck©® <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> typed:
> On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
> wrote:
>
>> Today, i would like to discuss my stupidity: please thank
>> my ISP for allowing me to be a useless troll:
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So Mâck©®, what's your point?

--
Bully
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill

On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>Today, i would like to discuss fat people with all of you...
>What do we know about fat people? Other than that they are obese, i mean...
>
>Generally speaking, fat people are lazy and stupid. And, as a good friend
>here in MFW pointed out to me, they smell too!
>
Pete,

I'm afraid you've doomed yourself now. About 10 years ago I was
watching a news story and there was a bit on about how some people got
fat due to gland problems. I reemmber saying, "Bullshit. I've been
fat and I've been thin and any time I've been fat I could tie it
directly to the amount of beer and food I'd consumed."

Not too terribly long after that I found myself at 370 pounds. I
worked pretty hard to get if off and had trouble making any headway.

At some point doctors found a couple of tumors on my pitutary gland
that were playing havoc with my hormones. After some trial and error I
was put on Dostinex -- the next month, as my hormones came back in
line -- I started dropping weight. I dropped 140 pounds without
working any harder (and probably working less hard) and now don't have
any trouble keeping it off. I think without my daily ice cream fix
I'd be a bit thinner.

I know you said 'Generally speaking.' And I'm not defending fat
people. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I think
Karma, herself, might have a weight problem and that she might, even
now, be plotting to smack you in the belly and moobs with a big old
glob of adipose tissue.

Be careful what you eat the next couple of months. You might want to
get a Buddah statue and rub his belly once in a while just to let
Karma know you were kidding.

Karma ... she can be a bitch.

On Jun 11, 9:17 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <1181567673.260233.204...@m36g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
>
> Hollywood <maxlhar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I think the Internet is the only place where people invest good time
> > and
> > possibly money, in hanging around people they hate. And actively
> > talking about their hate.
>
> > If it were TV and you watched a program you didn't like, you'd change
> > the
> > channel or turn it off. Ditto the radio. For some reason, people are
> > drawn to
> > the stuff they don't like on the net. Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
> > for your own
> > sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
> > MFW, and
> > effectively change the channel.
>
> I don't hate Pete.
>
> Do you?

It's more pity. But I think my comment was more directed towards Pete
than you.

Hollywood wrote:
[...]

> I think the Internet is the only place
> where people invest good time
> and possibly money, in hanging
> around people they hate. And actively
> talking about their hate.
>
> If it were TV and you watched a program
> you didn't like, you'd change the
> channel or turn it off. Ditto the radio.
> For some reason, people are drawn to
> the stuff they don't like on the net. Like
> Pete and the obese. Pete, for your own
> sanity, if the obese make you ill or
> uncomfortable, just hang out in MFW,
> and effectively change the channel.

i REALLY HATE this Hollywood guy.

--
Curt

Bully wrote:
[...]

> So Mâck©®, what's your point?

i REALLY HATE this Neil guy.

--
Curt

"Bully" <bully62@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
news:5d5a07F32pq8fU1@mid.individual.net...
> In news:r4pq63d006ujaj5cgsfltrc0j837atkee7@4ax.com,
> Mâck©® <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> typed:
>> On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Today, i would like to discuss my stupidity: please thank
>>> my ISP for allowing me to be a useless troll:
>> inetnum: 85.144.0.0 - 85.147.255.255
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>> descr: Wanadoo Nederland
>> descr: Muiderstraat 1
>> descr: 1011 PZ Amsterdam
>> country: NL
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>> address: The Netherlands
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>
> So Mâck©®, what's your point?

He's impressing us with his incredible netkop sleuthing abilities. He
still has no klo0 who "Pete" is.

Joseph Bartlo wrote:
[...]

> <snip> He still has no
> klo0 who "Pete" is.

i REALLY HATE this Joe guy.

(But that Pete guy is purty cool. And, hey, note to Pete, I looooove
Dayana Cadeau. Watching my "strictly black & strong" female
bodybuilders DVD.)

--
Curt

"Hollywood" <maxlharris@gmail.com> schreef:

> Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
> for your own
> sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
> MFW, and
> effectively change the channel.

Relax, chubby. Watch that blood pressure.

--
Pete

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

>> Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
>> for your own
>> sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
>> MFW, and
>> effectively change the channel.

> I don't hate Pete.

> Do you?

;-)

No reason too. And if he thinks i hate fat people, he doesnt understand the
post.

--
Pete

"d wells" <d.wells40@gmail.com> schreef:

>>Generally speaking, fat people are lazy and stupid. And, as a good friend
>>here in MFW pointed out to me, they smell too!

> I'm afraid you've doomed yourself now.

I did ?!?!?!

> At some point doctors found a couple of tumors on my pitutary gland
> that were playing havoc with my hormones. After some trial and error I
> was put on Dostinex -- the next month, as my hormones came back in
> line -- I started dropping weight. I dropped 140 pounds without
> working any harder (and probably working less hard) and now don't have
> any trouble keeping it off. I think without my daily ice cream fix
> I'd be a bit thinner.

> I know you said 'Generally speaking.' And I'm not defending fat
> people. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I think
> Karma, herself, might have a weight problem and that she might, even
> now, be plotting to smack you in the belly and moobs with a big old
> glob of adipose tissue.

Are you threathening me with a VooDoo curse ?!?!?!

Damn... i AM doomed!

> Be careful what you eat the next couple of months.

I will be carefdull in general! Damn... My palms are sweating and my
heartbeat is up. (could also be my large cup of extra strong coffee...)

I am also seeing fat people peeking through my window.

> You might want to
> get a Buddah statue and rub his belly once in a while just to let
> Karma know you were kidding.

You just gave me the inspiration to go on a zero carb diet for three months.
Thanks!

> Karma ... she can be a bitch.

Yeah, i know.

--
Pete

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:

>> There is another post about global warming on its way. In which i will
>> blame
>> the fat people.

>> Did you knew that Al Gores mother in law weighs 400 pounds ?!?!?!

> Sounds entertaining.
> You know you are not allowed to campaign for the humor awards.

Haha!
I wonder if the fatties in the other groups find me amusing.

>> > Pop a DVD into the computer for pity sakes!
>> > I just finished watching "Total Recall" on my computer.

>> I have that one on DVD, but i prefer the TV to watch movies.

> Why? I don't have to watch commercials this way.

No, i meant the TV for watching DVDs. I only watch what i download on my LCD
screen.

>> Well, i cleaned up a bit. I cant cook.

> Then dammit, why am I posting all these cooking lessons!
> <frustrated look>

> I just nuked some ears of corn in the husks. Good fiber source, but not
> low carb. <cringe> But dammit they are good!

>> Well, i am going to bake 6 eggs in a
>> few minutes.
>> With some ham and cheese on top of it. Or a few slices of salami instead
>> of
>> cheese.

> Sounds like you are learning how to cook. :-) That's called a frittata
> or crustless quiche.

Really?

I can bake a good steak too. But then again, i eat mine rare, so thats a
piece of cake.
Takes me 1-2 minutes.

>> > Or working out. ;-)

>> Tomorrow.

>> Still, the rope climbing suggestion was was pretty funny, IMO.

> Yes it was. :-)

>> Remember school? And how the chubby kids struggled to get up a few
>> iunches
>> ;-O

> Ugh.
> Don't remind me!

You werent one of those clumsy kids.. were you?

Pete

"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> schreef:

>>Today, i would like to discuss my stupidity: please thank
>>my ISP for allowing me to be a useless troll:
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Hey, Sherlock...

What exactly is it you were going to do?

You want to inform my provider that i said nasty things about fat people in
a *NON* moderated newsgroup ?!?!?!

--
Pete

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:56:03 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>"d wells" <d.wells40@gmail.com> schreef:
>
>>>Generally speaking, fat people are lazy and stupid. And, as a good friend
>>>here in MFW pointed out to me, they smell too!
>
>> I'm afraid you've doomed yourself now.
>
>I did ?!?!?!
>
>> At some point doctors found a couple of tumors on my pitutary gland
>> that were playing havoc with my hormones. After some trial and error I
>> was put on Dostinex -- the next month, as my hormones came back in
>> line -- I started dropping weight. I dropped 140 pounds without
>> working any harder (and probably working less hard) and now don't have
>> any trouble keeping it off. I think without my daily ice cream fix
>> I'd be a bit thinner.
>
>> I know you said 'Generally speaking.' And I'm not defending fat
>> people. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I think
>> Karma, herself, might have a weight problem and that she might, even
>> now, be plotting to smack you in the belly and moobs with a big old
>> glob of adipose tissue.
>
>Are you threathening me with a VooDoo curse ?!?!?!
>
>Damn... i AM doomed!
>
>> Be careful what you eat the next couple of months.
>
>I will be carefdull in general! Damn... My palms are sweating and my
>heartbeat is up. (could also be my large cup of extra strong coffee...)
>
>I am also seeing fat people peeking through my window.

"I see fat people."

Isn't that a Haley Joel Osment line?

>> You might want to
>> get a Buddah statue and rub his belly once in a while just to let
>> Karma know you were kidding.
>
>You just gave me the inspiration to go on a zero carb diet for three months.
>Thanks!
>
>> Karma ... she can be a bitch.
>
>Yeah, i know.

"d wells" <d.wells40@gmail.com> schreef:

>>I will be carefdull in general! Damn... My palms are sweating and my
>>heartbeat is up. (could also be my large cup of extra strong coffee...)

>>I am also seeing fat people peeking through my window.

> "I see fat people."

> Isn't that a Haley Joel Osment line?

THEY ARE COMMING IN !!! THEY ARE COMMING IN !!!

HELP ME !!! HELP ME !!!

THEY ARE GOING TO... SIT ON ME !!!

--
Pete

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:24:12 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> schreef:
>
> >>Today, i would like to discuss my stupidity: please thank
>>>my ISP for allowing me to be a useless troll:
>> inetnum: 85.144.0.0 - 85.147.255.255
>> netname: WANADOO-NL-ADSL-FAMILY
>> descr: Wanadoo ADSL Customers with static addresses
>> descr: Wanadoo Nederland
>> descr: Muiderstraat 1
>> descr: 1011 PZ Amsterdam
>> country: NL
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>> address: Network Department
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>> address: 1011 PZ Amsterdam
>> address: The Netherlands
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>> descr: Wanadoo Nederland
>> origin: AS5390
>> mnt-by: EURONET-MNT
>> source: RIPE # Filtered
>
>Hey, Sherlock...
>
>What exactly is it you were going to do?
>
>You want to inform my provider that i said nasty things about fat people in
>a *NON* moderated newsgroup ?!?!?!

As a former fat person, and now simply as a person who'd like to get
rid of his love handles (In the US that's the fat on sides of the body
that your pants cause to bunch up. I thought I should explain as in
the more-sexually-liberated European countries, they may refer to ears
as love handles ... I'm not sure.), I would like to point out that I
knew you were kidding.

(And I believe I speak for all people, fat, formerly fat, and thin,
who share my opinion.)

Of course, even as a fat guy I had a pretty good sense of humor. Not
like Santa, you know, jolly all the time or anything. But still not
bad.

Is Wanadoo pronounced like Xanadu, but with a W at the beginning?

"d wells" <d.wells40@gmail.com> schreef:

>>Hey, Sherlock...

>>What exactly is it you were going to do?

>>You want to inform my provider that i said nasty things about fat people
>>in
>>a *NON* moderated newsgroup ?!?!?!

> As a former fat person, and now simply as a person who'd like to get
> rid of his love handles (In the US that's the fat on sides of the body
> that your pants cause to bunch up. I thought I should explain as in
> the more-sexually-liberated European countries, they may refer to ears
> as love handles ... I'm not sure.)

I prefer metal hooks.

When i see pretty girls, i slash those hooks into them, and grasp them
firmly.

And make love to them. Hence the word "love handles."

> I would like to point out that I
> knew you were kidding.

Okay, thats cool then...;-)

> (And I believe I speak for all people, fat, formerly fat, and thin,
> who share my opinion.)

> Of course, even as a fat guy I had a pretty good sense of humor. Not
> like Santa, you know, jolly all the time or anything. But still not
> bad.

So i assume you didnt say "HO-HO-HO!" ?

> Is Wanadoo pronounced like Xanadu, but with a W at the beginning?

Its pronounced wa-na-doo. I want to do. I wannadoo. We use more English here
than you guys these days.

Young people like to "chill" these days. When i was young we said "relax."

Chill is also used as a synonym for "cool." Another fine Dutch word...

--
Pete

On Jun 12, 3:46 am, "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> "Hollywood" <maxlhar...@gmail.com> schreef:
>
> > Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
> > for your own
> > sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
> > MFW, and
> > effectively change the channel.
>
> Relax, chubby. Watch that blood pressure.

Sucker.
BP is 110 over 55. And I'm not really chubby, either. Losing 60 lbs
will do that.
Course the BP was normotensive 60 lbs ago.

You might want to drop the roids. The juice has made you dumb and
aggressive.

"Hollywood" <maxlharris@gmail.com> schreef:

>> Relax, chubby. Watch that blood pressure.

> Sucker.

Avoid foul language, chubby.

> You might want to drop the roids. The juice has made you dumb and
> aggressive.

1) I was born dumb
2) I am not agressive

But even if i was, at least i am not fat. You are fat, Chubby.

--
Pete

In article <466e4fce$0$8374$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> "Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> schreef:
>
> >> Like Pete and the obese. Pete,
> >> for your own
> >> sanity, if the obese make you ill or uncomfortable, just hang out in
> >> MFW, and
> >> effectively change the channel.
>
> > I don't hate Pete.
>
> > Do you?
>
> ;-)
>
> No reason too. And if he thinks i hate fat people, he doesnt understand the
> post.
>
> --
> Pete

Heh! True...
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In article <466e6800$0$15325$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> > Why? I don't have to watch commercials this way.
>
> No, i meant the TV for watching DVDs. I only watch what i download on my LCD
> screen.

I watch DVD's on my computer most of the time.

> > Sounds like you are learning how to cook. :-) That's called a frittata
> > or crustless quiche.
>
> Really?
>
> I can bake a good steak too. But then again, i eat mine rare, so thats a
> piece of cake.
> Takes me 1-2 minutes.

Perfect!
Crusty on the outside and bloody on the inside!

>
> > Ugh.
> > Don't remind me!
>
> You werent one of those clumsy kids.. were you?
>
> Pete

No, I was the one that was a target for some reason.
Maybe 'cause my dad had bad taste in kids clothes, and tried to make me
carry a briefcase in the 4th grade. <sigh>

I got more thermoses broken when they threw my lunchbox off of the
balcony.

It finally stopped when I learned how to fight back.
Physically. ;-)

Nowadays that will get you suspended/expelled.
Kids are not allowed to be kids any more.
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In article <d4ts63dnurfctfof2l03goup0mcdckpqge@4ax.com>,
d wells <d.wells40@gmail.com> wrote:

> >I am also seeing fat people peeking through my window.
>
> "I see fat people."
>
> Isn't that a Haley Joel Osment line?

Same difference.
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In article <466e89c8$0$66688$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> So i assume you didnt say "HO-HO-HO!" ?

Now that that word is famous, there were only 49 contestants at the last
"Miss Black America" beauty contest.

Nobody wanted to wear the "Idaho" banner.
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On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:03:44 -0500, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <466e89c8$0$66688$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
>> So i assume you didnt say "HO-HO-HO!" ?
>
>Now that that word is famous, there were only 49 contestants at the last
>"Miss Black America" beauty contest.
>
>Nobody wanted to wear the "Idaho" banner.

<groan>

If two potatoes are standing on the corner, how can you tell which one
is the prostitute?

She's wearing the sticker that says "Idaho."

In article <cn9t63tlqcoo1mgagqbqoebdmh4f1mo5p1@4ax.com>,
d wells <d.wells40@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:03:44 -0500, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <466e89c8$0$66688$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
> > "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> >
> >> So i assume you didnt say "HO-HO-HO!" ?
> >
> >Now that that word is famous, there were only 49 contestants at the last
> >"Miss Black America" beauty contest.
> >
> >Nobody wanted to wear the "Idaho" banner.
>
> <groan>
>
> If two potatoes are standing on the corner, how can you tell which one
> is the prostitute?
>
> She's wearing the sticker that says "Idaho."

<grins>
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On Jun 11, 11:39 am, d wells <d.well...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0200, "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >Today, i would like to discuss fat people with all of you...
> >What do we know about fat people? Other than that they are obese, i mean...
>
> >Generally speaking, fat people are lazy and stupid. And, as a good friend
> >here in MFW pointed out to me, they smell too!
>
> Pete,
>
> I'm afraid you've doomed yourself now. About 10 years ago I was
> watching a news story and there was a bit on about how some people got
> fat due to gland problems. I reemmber saying, "Bullshit. I've been
> fat and I've been thin and any time I've been fat I could tie it
> directly to the amount of beer and food I'd consumed."
>
> Not too terribly long after that I found myself at 370 pounds. I
> worked pretty hard to get if off and had trouble making any headway.
>
> At some point doctors found a couple of tumors on my pitutary gland
> that were playing havoc with my hormones. After some trial and error I
> was put on Dostinex -- the next month, as my hormones came back in
> line -- I started dropping weight. I dropped 140 pounds without
> working any harder (and probably working less hard) and now don't have
> any trouble keeping it off. I think without my daily ice cream fix
> I'd be a bit thinner.
>
> I know you said 'Generally speaking.' And I'm not defending fat
> people. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I think
> Karma, herself, might have a weight problem and that she might, even
> now, be plotting to smack you in the belly and moobs with a big old
> glob of adipose tissue.
>
> Be careful what you eat the next couple of months. You might want to
> get a Buddah statue and rub his belly once in a while just to let
> Karma know you were kidding.
>
> Karma ... she can be a bitch.

Ok let me be clear....you use to be a beached whale, now that your
skinnier? lol You make fun of the people who were just like YOU!

What a complete moron?!

frank <brianf1...@yahoo> wrote:

re d wells' lengthy (and, imo, humorous) response to Pete's "Fat
people" humor

> Ok let me be clear....you use to be a
> beached whale, now that your skinnier?
> lol You make fun of the people who
> were just like YOU!
>
> What a complete moron?!

Actually, I believe that Wells' post was more about a good-natured
laugh with Pete than any manner of making fun of people. Ymmv and,
hey, yes, I COULD BE WRONG!

--
Curt

On Jun 12, 8:08 am, "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> "Hollywood" <maxlhar...@gmail.com> schreef:
>
> >> Relax, chubby. Watch that blood pressure.
> > Sucker.
>
> Avoid foul language, chubby.

It's not foul if it's true. And you do suck.

> > You might want to drop the roids. The juice has made you dumb and
> > aggressive.
>
> 1) I was born dumb
> 2) I am not agressive
>
> But even if i was, at least i am not fat. You are fat, Chubby.

I'm 15% bodyfat. Definitely not chubby.
What's more, even if I were chubby, I could fix it. You'll always be
dumb.