Fresh Roasted Coffee for sale on the Web

#1 11-25-2006, 07:41 AM

Here's a website I started to help bring fresh, small batch roasted
coffee to the masses. Please take a look and email me if you have any
questions. I can ship anywhere in the USA and even worldwide if the
quanity is large enough.

Thanks Again!
www.theespressolounge.net

#2 11-25-2006, 07:41 AM

Now, if we combine the Obsessed Chocolate Bitch, the Whachy Milk Creep, and
Mr Coffee Moron, we get...

a mocha latte?

David

#3 11-26-2006, 06:23 AM

Mr Coffee Moron.............wow..............thanks for the nickname.
I can tell that your a very sensitive person, and I must of caused you
some distress with my posting. So please accept my apology. I
wouldn't want the guilt of this on my shoulders.

On Nov 25, 12:30 am, "David Cohen" <sammies...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Now, if we combine the Obsessed Chocolate Bitch, the Whachy Milk Creep, and
> Mr Coffee Moron, we get...
>
> a mocha latte?
>
> David

#4 11-26-2006, 06:23 AM

kessler.steve wrote:

> Mr Coffee Moron.............

Too Much Coffee Man was already taken:

http://www.tmcm.com/

> wow..............

SWEET!

> thanks for the nickname.

There's a big box in the corner. Chalk, belts, gloves, handles and,
yeah, "handles." Ahh, that's just PUNishing, isn't it?

> I can tell that your a very sensitive person,

He is. He really is. Me? I'm sensitive to typos. To wit: you'RE

> and I must of

Have!

> caused you some distress with my posting.

I think I hear King growling and Cohen crying. Kessler, you bastard!
You'd better apologize right now!

> So please accept my apology.

Oh. Well, okay then. Never mind.

> wouldn't want the guilt of this on my shoulders.

How much does sarcasm weigh? Rotator cuffs are fragile, you know.

Word of warning is all!

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Curt

#5 11-26-2006, 06:24 AM

Cohen wrote:
[...]

Mr Coffee Moron and now...

> Thin skinned sensitive spammer. Right up there
> with javelin catcher for short lived careers.

And a dark horse joins the field of November award competitors!

Dammit. I just remembered that I forgot to copy the link to that one
thread... what was it? Shit. And it was funny, too.

> David

Disorganization will be my downfall.

This is why my progress is limited. I need a trainer and a
nutritionist/chef.

Trainer: "Lift now."
Nutritionist: "Eat, dammit!"

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Curt

#6 11-26-2006, 06:24 AM

kessler.steve wrote:

> That last posting was great.

Tell that to Kavin Taylor. (But DON'T give him any caffeine. I think
he's a bit hyper alread.)

> I like how you broke up my post line by
> line. Funny stuff.

To laugh is to live? Anyway, always happy when someone enjoys my
scribbling.

> You're okay in my book.

Cool, Kessler, but I buy my coffee at the gas station. It's black with
lots of grounds in it. Oh, occasionally I'll buy a vanilla latte at
Starbucks or a Starbucks-type place, but never enough to go the mail
order route. Sorry.

Regardless, caffeine is listed on the 2006 Muscle & Fitness Supplement
Report Card for promoting fat utilization and improving aerobic
performance. The "Common Dose" is listed as 100 - 300 mg 1 to 2 x
daily.

http://www.didyouknow.cd/coffee.htm

Best of luck with your enterprise, but door-to-door salesmen are
typically rebuked here and in most newsgroups for that matter. Otoh, so
are many patrons, so there's that.

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Curt

#7 11-26-2006, 06:24 AM

On 24 Nov 2006 21:14:26 -0800, kessler.steve@gmail.com wrote:

>Here's a website I started to help bring fresh, small batch roasted
>coffee to the masses. Please take a look and email me if you have any
>questions. I can ship anywhere in the USA and even worldwide if the
>quanity is large enough.
>
>Thanks Again!
>www.theespressolounge.net

What does 'small batch' mean? It sounds like a small quantity is
roasted to somehow preserve quality.

If this is the case, would I be able to get a 'large quantity' of
'small batch roasted coffee?'

Would quality suffer then?

I haven't had any coffee yet today, so I'm not thinking as clearly as
I should be. The answer it probably very obvious ... I'm just missing
it.

#8 11-28-2006, 09:58 PM

On 24 Nov 2006 21:14:26 -0800, kessler.steve@gmail.com wrote:

>Here's a website I started to help bring fresh, small batch roasted
>coffee to the masses.

You misspelled "small-bitch roasted coffee"

#9 11-28-2006, 11:41 PM

kessler.steve@gmail.com wrote:
> Here's a website I started to help bring fresh, small batch roasted
> coffee to the masses. Please take a look and email me if you have any
> questions. I can ship anywhere in the USA and even worldwide if the
> quanity is large enough.
>
> Thanks Again!
> www.theespressolounge.net

Anyone with a google email address should be shot.

#10 11-29-2006, 04:21 AM

ephedralover wrote:

> Anyone with a google email address should be shot.

(adds to Those Most Hated list)

;o)

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Curt

#11 12-01-2006, 07:30 AM

ephedralover@hotmail.com Wrote:
> kessler.steve@gmail.com wrote:-
> Here's a website I started to help bring fresh, small batch roasted
> coffee to the masses. Please take a look and email me if you have
> any
> questions. I can ship anywhere in the USA and even worldwide if the
> quanity is large enough.
>
> Thanks Again!
> www.theespressolounge.net-
>
> Anyone with a google email address should be shot.

Wow, How negative can you be, lets see

ephedralover - referencing the wonderfull drug ehpedra, with its cardio
active Beta stimuation, a drug that can be easily fatal within 6 months
when taken incorrectly. Inappropriately dervied as a weight loss
medication. Hmm...

You use a hotmail address, Supporting the anarchy of MicroSucks, by the
way, Bill Gates reads all the email you send.

It is not a google address, it is a GMail address

Some one should have an actual intellegent person moderate this post.

By the way, Linux Rocks

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kaliel sfranski