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Old 08-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Rob Schuh
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Default THE funniest letter ever

I just received another letter from Lardo this AM. Check out the spelling
and the grammar. This deluded asshole really thinks that his life is shit
because of me. Yes, I am the one who posts racist and repugnant swill in
public newsgroups. Yes, I am the one who never spent the time to learn how
to play the drums. Yes, I am the one who made him become obese. Yes, I am
responsible for his poor genetics that has caused him to be slow his entire
life. Yes, I was the one who made up the lies he tells about not be admitted
to the Steve Gadd clinic because he did not have $10.00 to his name. Yes,
I'm the one who sits in RMMP year after year waiting for me to post
something. The fact that he wrote this and can't see how sad it is just
amazes me. He still doen't even have the balls to send it with his e mail.
He has to use his little remailers. If you want a good laugh, now, to the
best of Lardo!! :-)


"I have a gigantic set of balls you cunt--I dont like you--you attacked me
in the newsgroups without cause, you went to musicians in and around town
and spread lies about me, you sent virus, and destroyed more than one
computer--you hacked my AOL account and tried making a fake account-but was
cought mid stream--You a a total loser-you are the one who has sevrver
federal prison time for forgery and steroid abuse-the very reason you spnt
time ion dialysys ans needed a new kidney---you are a worthless bag of
shit--you have made more threats against me and my safety then anyone would
belive--you couldnt stand my being at a drum show-so you caused a stir-and
had the gutless jerk running ban me. You have made my name degrade into
something nobody wants to deal with--you cost me a great friendship with Pat
mcDonald-and tried to destroy one with bermuda--you are indeed a little
ingrade fuckfaced punk--prison is where you belong--you are a predatory
animal. You one time BEGGED me to stop the war--you said OR else--I said
nothing more--you broke the peace-and the or else it here and now punk. I do
personally hope you never get a replacement kidny, and go thru diaysys and
gt sick and sucumb. I cant wait till I read that you have croaked--I
personally wil piss on your grave as often as I can--you have caused me
utter distress, fights with my girlfreind, job loss, personal contacts loss,
stress, degredation of my sense of self in pulic, and depression and
instability---Ihave had to conceed my carreer is ovver as a drummer-due to
you and a few others who spread lies world wide about me. I take pills, I
take them everyday--for pain, for stress, to sleep, to be calm, to not go
berserk--thanks to you anong other things---FUCK YOU PUNK--I laugh at your
needing a kidney--I hope you fail to get one and I will celebrate
bigtime--You are a liar al the way around--your hardbop drums--you do not do
jack shit--you buy shells,rims.heads, and hardware--your buddy in mesa drils
them and does the 45 degree milling--you just slap it all together place you
badge on it and LIE to everyione that you actually build drums---your a lame
fucking retard!


I see you scammed folks over bass guitars-and got caught---what a joke you
are----Soon your gonna get busted for forging prescription pain killers
again---ha h ah toobad asshole--I get my vicodans nice and legel-and you
dont get none

I wish you a slow painfull death--as you are about to croak--just
remember--its KArma come to get you,and I soon will be pissing on your
grave---SO Rob-plase--GO FUC K one of your dogs-take pics-post them--maybe
another sick fuck like yourself wil buy them and you can score some ch4ap
drugs--you are a worthless cuntbag to me--I told you if yo failed to leave
me alone-I would haunt you to your grave--looks like that time is
happnin--right fool?


FUCK OFF AND DIE--HEy you could always take your own advise--and eat a
gun!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Need I say more? ;-)

--
Robert Schuh
"Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
- Nietzsche

http://www.hardbopdrums.com/



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Old 08-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Curt
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Default Re: THE funniest letter ever

On Aug 8, 2:36*pm, "Rob Schuh" <noone...@hardbopdrums.com> wrote:
[...]

> Need I say more? ;-)


No.

And you shouldn't have said THAT.

Get a life, 'bert. Venom is not good for your health.

...

Ow! Now where did that pain come from? :-(

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Old 08-09-2008, 03:04 AM
Housenigga
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Default Re: THE funniest letter ever

Only brothers fight like this. ;o)



"Rob Schuh" <noone222@hardbopdrums.com> wrote in message
news:qm0nk.7879$3l5.5828@newsfe06.iad...
>I just received another letter from Lardo this AM. Check out the spelling
>and the grammar. This deluded asshole really thinks that his life is shit
>because of me. Yes, I am the one who posts racist and repugnant swill in
>public newsgroups. Yes, I am the one who never spent the time to learn how
>to play the drums. Yes, I am the one who made him become obese. Yes, I am
>responsible for his poor genetics that has caused him to be slow his entire
>life. Yes, I was the one who made up the lies he tells about not be
>admitted to the Steve Gadd clinic because he did not have $10.00 to his
>name. Yes, I'm the one who sits in RMMP year after year waiting for me to
>post something. The fact that he wrote this and can't see how sad it is
>just amazes me. He still doen't even have the balls to send it with his e
>mail. He has to use his little remailers. If you want a good laugh, now, to
>the best of Lardo!! :-)
>
>
> "I have a gigantic set of balls you cunt--I dont like you--you attacked me
> in the newsgroups without cause, you went to musicians in and around town
> and spread lies about me, you sent virus, and destroyed more than one
> computer--you hacked my AOL account and tried making a fake account-but
> was cought mid stream--You a a total loser-you are the one who has sevrver
> federal prison time for forgery and steroid abuse-the very reason you spnt
> time ion dialysys ans needed a new kidney---you are a worthless bag of
> shit--you have made more threats against me and my safety then anyone
> would belive--you couldnt stand my being at a drum show-so you caused a
> stir-and had the gutless jerk running ban me. You have made my name
> degrade into something nobody wants to deal with--you cost me a great
> friendship with Pat mcDonald-and tried to destroy one with bermuda--you
> are indeed a little ingrade fuckfaced punk--prison is where you
> belong--you are a predatory animal. You one time BEGGED me to stop the
> war--you said OR else--I said nothing more--you broke the peace-and the or
> else it here and now punk. I do personally hope you never get a
> replacement kidny, and go thru diaysys and gt sick and sucumb. I cant wait
> till I read that you have croaked--I personally wil piss on your grave as
> often as I can--you have caused me utter distress, fights with my
> girlfreind, job loss, personal contacts loss, stress, degredation of my
> sense of self in pulic, and depression and instability---Ihave had to
> conceed my carreer is ovver as a drummer-due to you and a few others who
> spread lies world wide about me. I take pills, I take them everyday--for
> pain, for stress, to sleep, to be calm, to not go berserk--thanks to you
> anong other things---FUCK YOU PUNK--I laugh at your needing a kidney--I
> hope you fail to get one and I will celebrate bigtime--You are a liar al
> the way around--your hardbop drums--you do not do jack shit--you buy
> shells,rims.heads, and hardware--your buddy in mesa drils them and does
> the 45 degree milling--you just slap it all together place you badge on it
> and LIE to everyione that you actually build drums---your a lame fucking
> retard!
>
>
> I see you scammed folks over bass guitars-and got caught---what a joke you
> are----Soon your gonna get busted for forging prescription pain killers
> again---ha h ah toobad asshole--I get my vicodans nice and legel-and you
> dont get none
>
> I wish you a slow painfull death--as you are about to croak--just
> remember--its KArma come to get you,and I soon will be pissing on your
> grave---SO Rob-plase--GO FUC K one of your dogs-take pics-post them--maybe
> another sick fuck like yourself wil buy them and you can score some ch4ap
> drugs--you are a worthless cuntbag to me--I told you if yo failed to leave
> me alone-I would haunt you to your grave--looks like that time is
> happnin--right fool?
>
>
> FUCK OFF AND DIE--HEy you could always take your own advise--and eat a
> gun!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
>
> Need I say more? ;-)
>
> --
> Robert Schuh
> "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
> intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
> the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
> the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
> - Nietzsche
>
> http://www.hardbopdrums.com/
>
>
>
>



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Old 08-09-2008, 03:04 AM
Rob Schuh
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Default Re: THE funniest letter ever





"Housenigga" <Anon@replay.com> wrote in message
news:1218233137_94399@pro-front01.com...
> Only brothers fight like this. ;o)
>
>





PLONK


--
Robert Schuh
"Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
- Nietzsche

http://www.hardbopdrums.com/


>
> "Rob Schuh" <noone222@hardbopdrums.com> wrote in message
> news:qm0nk.7879$3l5.5828@newsfe06.iad...
>>I just received another letter from Lardo this AM. Check out the spelling
>>and the grammar. This deluded asshole really thinks that his life is shit
>>because of me. Yes, I am the one who posts racist and repugnant swill in
>>public newsgroups. Yes, I am the one who never spent the time to learn how
>>to play the drums. Yes, I am the one who made him become obese. Yes, I am
>>responsible for his poor genetics that has caused him to be slow his
>>entire life. Yes, I was the one who made up the lies he tells about not be
>>admitted to the Steve Gadd clinic because he did not have $10.00 to his
>>name. Yes, I'm the one who sits in RMMP year after year waiting for me to
>>post something. The fact that he wrote this and can't see how sad it is
>>just amazes me. He still doen't even have the balls to send it with his e
>>mail. He has to use his little remailers. If you want a good laugh, now,
>>to the best of Lardo!! :-)
>>
>>
>> "I have a gigantic set of balls you cunt--I dont like you--you attacked
>> me in the newsgroups without cause, you went to musicians in and around
>> town and spread lies about me, you sent virus, and destroyed more than
>> one computer--you hacked my AOL account and tried making a fake
>> account-but was cought mid stream--You a a total loser-you are the one
>> who has sevrver federal prison time for forgery and steroid abuse-the
>> very reason you spnt time ion dialysys ans needed a new kidney---you are
>> a worthless bag of shit--you have made more threats against me and my
>> safety then anyone would belive--you couldnt stand my being at a drum
>> show-so you caused a stir-and had the gutless jerk running ban me. You
>> have made my name degrade into something nobody wants to deal with--you
>> cost me a great friendship with Pat mcDonald-and tried to destroy one
>> with bermuda--you are indeed a little ingrade fuckfaced punk--prison is
>> where you belong--you are a predatory animal. You one time BEGGED me to
>> stop the war--you said OR else--I said nothing more--you broke the
>> peace-and the or else it here and now punk. I do personally hope you
>> never get a replacement kidny, and go thru diaysys and gt sick and
>> sucumb. I cant wait till I read that you have croaked--I personally wil
>> piss on your grave as often as I can--you have caused me utter distress,
>> fights with my girlfreind, job loss, personal contacts loss, stress,
>> degredation of my sense of self in pulic, and depression and
>> instability---Ihave had to conceed my carreer is ovver as a drummer-due
>> to you and a few others who spread lies world wide about me. I take
>> pills, I take them everyday--for pain, for stress, to sleep, to be calm,
>> to not go berserk--thanks to you anong other things---FUCK YOU PUNK--I
>> laugh at your needing a kidney--I hope you fail to get one and I will
>> celebrate bigtime--You are a liar al the way around--your hardbop
>> drums--you do not do jack shit--you buy shells,rims.heads, and
>> hardware--your buddy in mesa drils them and does the 45 degree
>> milling--you just slap it all together place you badge on it and LIE to
>> everyione that you actually build drums---your a lame fucking retard!
>>
>>
>> I see you scammed folks over bass guitars-and got caught---what a joke
>> you are----Soon your gonna get busted for forging prescription pain
>> killers again---ha h ah toobad asshole--I get my vicodans nice and
>> legel-and you dont get none
>>
>> I wish you a slow painfull death--as you are about to croak--just
>> remember--its KArma come to get you,and I soon will be pissing on your
>> grave---SO Rob-plase--GO FUC K one of your dogs-take pics-post
>> them--maybe another sick fuck like yourself wil buy them and you can
>> score some ch4ap drugs--you are a worthless cuntbag to me--I told you if
>> yo failed to leave me alone-I would haunt you to your grave--looks like
>> that time is happnin--right fool?
>>
>>
>> FUCK OFF AND DIE--HEy you could always take your own advise--and eat a
>> gun!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>
>>
>> Need I say more? ;-)
>>
>> --
>> Robert Schuh
>> "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
>> intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
>> the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
>> the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
>> - Nietzsche
>>
>> http://www.hardbopdrums.com/
>>
>>
>>
>>

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Old 08-09-2008, 09:06 AM
The Baz
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" You have made my name degrade into
> something nobody wants to deal with--you cost me a great friendship with
> Pat mcDonald-and tried to destroy one with bermuda--"


Whatever anyone has said bad about Dennis in the past, most people would
have formed their own opinions of Dennis from his posts.

"I cant wait till I read that you have croaked--I personally wil piss on
your grave as often as I can"

I wonder what could possibly make people not like you?


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Old 08-09-2008, 06:15 PM
Charles
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 18:40:22 -0700, "Rob Schuh"
<noone222@hardbopdrums.com> wrote:

>
>
>"Housenigga" <Anon@replay.com> wrote in message
>news:1218233137_94399@pro-front01.com...
>> Only brothers fight like this. ;o)
>>
>>

>
>PLONK


The Plonker is back to doing what the Plonker does best, which of
course is endless plonking those who displease him!!

I have been amazed recently at his new-found restraint when he regaled
us all with his heart-rending tales of woe concerning his
self-inflicted kidney problems. He didn't call all the solicited
well-wishers using what are clearly pseudonyms who responded
sympathetically, a bunch of "cowardly, anonymous, fucking cunts" for a
change.

If Bert carries on with this nauseating attention seeking I may have
to seriously consider whether to warn him about possible reciprocal
bozo-bin retaliation!

Have a great weekend folks - I intend to! ;o)
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Old 08-23-2008, 05:04 AM
tschultz
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The funniest letter ever was Schuhs probation officer explaining to GURU
that he was a mentally Ill ass hole but that GURU hadnt been a bad boy-nor
sucked himself off in any tyoilet in arizona







"Rob Schuh" <noone222@hardbopdrums.com> wrote in message
news:qm0nk.7879$3l5.5828@newsfe06.iad...
>I just received another letter from Lardo this AM. Check out the spelling
>and the grammar. This deluded asshole really thinks that his life is shit
>because of me. Yes, I am the one who posts racist and repugnant swill in
>public newsgroups. Yes, I am the one who never spent the time to learn how
>to play the drums. Yes, I am the one who made him become obese. Yes, I am
>responsible for his poor genetics that has caused him to be slow his entire
>life. Yes, I was the one who made up the lies he tells about not be
>admitted to the Steve Gadd clinic because he did not have $10.00 to his
>name. Yes, I'm the one who sits in RMMP year after year waiting for me to
>post something. The fact that he wrote this and can't see how sad it is
>just amazes me. He still doen't even have the balls to send it with his e
>mail. He has to use his little remailers. If you want a good laugh, now, to
>the best of Lardo!! :-)
>
>
> "I have a gigantic set of balls you cunt--I dont like you--you attacked me
> in the newsgroups without cause, you went to musicians in and around town
> and spread lies about me, you sent virus, and destroyed more than one
> computer--you hacked my AOL account and tried making a fake account-but
> was cought mid stream--You a a total loser-you are the one who has sevrver
> federal prison time for forgery and steroid abuse-the very reason you spnt
> time ion dialysys ans needed a new kidney---you are a worthless bag of
> shit--you have made more threats against me and my safety then anyone
> would belive--you couldnt stand my being at a drum show-so you caused a
> stir-and had the gutless jerk running ban me. You have made my name
> degrade into something nobody wants to deal with--you cost me a great
> friendship with Pat mcDonald-and tried to destroy one with bermuda--you
> are indeed a little ingrade fuckfaced punk--prison is where you
> belong--you are a predatory animal. You one time BEGGED me to stop the
> war--you said OR else--I said nothing more--you broke the peace-and the or
> else it here and now punk. I do personally hope you never get a
> replacement kidny, and go thru diaysys and gt sick and sucumb. I cant wait
> till I read that you have croaked--I personally wil piss on your grave as
> often as I can--you have caused me utter distress, fights with my
> girlfreind, job loss, personal contacts loss, stress, degredation of my
> sense of self in pulic, and depression and instability---Ihave had to
> conceed my carreer is ovver as a drummer-due to you and a few others who
> spread lies world wide about me. I take pills, I take them everyday--for
> pain, for stress, to sleep, to be calm, to not go berserk--thanks to you
> anong other things---FUCK YOU PUNK--I laugh at your needing a kidney--I
> hope you fail to get one and I will celebrate bigtime--You are a liar al
> the way around--your hardbop drums--you do not do jack shit--you buy
> shells,rims.heads, and hardware--your buddy in mesa drils them and does
> the 45 degree milling--you just slap it all together place you badge on it
> and LIE to everyione that you actually build drums---your a lame fucking
> retard!
>
>
> I see you scammed folks over bass guitars-and got caught---what a joke you
> are----Soon your gonna get busted for forging prescription pain killers
> again---ha h ah toobad asshole--I get my vicodans nice and legel-and you
> dont get none
>
> I wish you a slow painfull death--as you are about to croak--just
> remember--its KArma come to get you,and I soon will be pissing on your
> grave---SO Rob-plase--GO FUC K one of your dogs-take pics-post them--maybe
> another sick fuck like yourself wil buy them and you can score some ch4ap
> drugs--you are a worthless cuntbag to me--I told you if yo failed to leave
> me alone-I would haunt you to your grave--looks like that time is
> happnin--right fool?
>
>
> FUCK OFF AND DIE--HEy you could always take your own advise--and eat a
> gun!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
>
> Need I say more? ;-)
>
> --
> Robert Schuh
> "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
> intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
> the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
> the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
> - Nietzsche
>
> http://www.hardbopdrums.com/
>
>
>



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