Global warming AKA the McDonalds conspiracy

Today, i would like to discuss global warming.

But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!

We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
theory is a pile of shit!

Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!

The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!

Let me explain why...

Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
realease that same amount of energy.
Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.

And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
anarchy will reign!

And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!

So... how are we going to solve this?

I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?

--
Pete

In article <466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>
> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>
> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
> theory is a pile of shit!
>
> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>
> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>
> Let me explain why...
>
> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
> realease that same amount of energy.
> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>
> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
> anarchy will reign!
>
> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>
> So... how are we going to solve this?
>
> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?
>
> --
> Pete

It's Cow Farts dude!
Don't you read the news?

Cows outnumber humans 2 to 1 (or something like that...)
--
Peace, Om

Remove _ to validate e-mails.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-448ACD.06133911062007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
>> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>>
>> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
>> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>>
>> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
>> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
>> theory is a pile of shit!
>>
>> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>>
>> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>>
>> Let me explain why...
>>
>> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
>> realease that same amount of energy.
>> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
>> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing.
>> Like
>> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>>
>> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
>> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall
>> and
>> anarchy will reign!
>>
>> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>>
>> So... how are we going to solve this?
>>
>> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?


I have a lot of suggestions, but I don't think you would like them.


>Pete
>
> It's Cow Farts dude!
> Don't you read the news?
>
> Cows outnumber humans 2 to 1 (or something like that...)
> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>
> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>
> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
> theory is a pile of shit!
>
> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>
> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>
> Let me explain why...
>
> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
> realease that same amount of energy.
> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>
> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
> anarchy will reign!
>
> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>
> So... how are we going to solve this?
>
> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?
>
> --
> Pete
>

Pete,
Why are you cross posting all this crap? All it does is bring in more
idiots.

--
Robert Schuh
"Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
- Nietzsche

http://www.hardbopdrums.com/

On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:43:00 -0700, "Hard Bop Drums"
<nospam@hardbopdrums.com> wrote:

>
>
>
>
>"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>news:466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl. ..
>> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>>
>> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
>> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>>
>> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
>> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
>> theory is a pile of shit!
>>
>> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>>
>> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>>
>> Let me explain why...
>>
>> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
>> realease that same amount of energy.
>> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
>> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
>> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>>
>> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
>> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
>> anarchy will reign!
>>
>> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>>
>> So... how are we going to solve this?
>>
>> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?
>>
>> --
>> Pete
>>
>
>Pete,
>Why are you cross posting all this crap? All it does is bring in more
>idiots.

You don't have the right to demand to be the only idiot here Spaz Man!
;;o)

"Charles" <> You don't have the right to demand to be the only idiot here
Spaz Man!
> ;;o)>>

Rob Shure realizes that soon he will just be another howling cur in a room
full of dumb mutts.

"Hard Bop Drums" <nospam@hardbopdrums.com> schreef:

> Pete,
> Why are you cross posting all this crap? All it does is bring in more
> idiots.

I know.

I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.

--
Pete

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:35:07 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>"Hard Bop Drums" <nospam@hardbopdrums.com> schreef:
>
>> Pete,
>> Why are you cross posting all this crap? All it does is bring in more
>> idiots.
>
>I know.
>
>I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.

That is a 'yellow card' from the new self-appointed MFW Moderator!

Three strikes and this Usenet nannying martinet will have you out of
here Dutchman.

You have been warned!! ;o)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:

>>I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.

> That is a 'yellow card' from the new self-appointed MFW Moderator!

Seems that way.

> Three strikes and this Usenet nannying martinet will have you out of
> here Dutchman.

> You have been warned!! ;o)

Okay, no more fat bashing fort me. I will just find another group to with
with.

Do homosexuals have newsgroups?

--
Pete

In news:466e56c8$0$51509$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl,
Pete <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> typed:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>> I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.
>
>> That is a 'yellow card' from the new self-appointed MFW Moderator!
>
> Seems that way.
>
>> Three strikes and this Usenet nannying martinet will have you out of
>> here Dutchman.
>
>> You have been warned!! ;o)
>
> Okay, no more fat bashing fort me. I will just find another group to
> with with.
>
> Do homosexuals have newsgroups?

You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...

At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
climbers !!!

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:53:51 +0100, "Bully"
<bully62@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote:

>In news:466e56c8$0$51509$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl,
>Pete <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> typed:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>> I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.
>>
>>> That is a 'yellow card' from the new self-appointed MFW Moderator!
>>
>> Seems that way.
>>
>>> Three strikes and this Usenet nannying martinet will have you out of
>>> here Dutchman.
>>
>>> You have been warned!! ;o)
>>
>> Okay, no more fat bashing fort me. I will just find another group to
>> with with.
>>
>> Do homosexuals have newsgroups?
>
>You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>
>At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
>climbers !!!

It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
your repeatedly silly questions.

You embarrassed the rest into submission with your pathetic attempts
at humour and your constant need to be the centre of attraction.

Having ruined uk.rec.bodybuilding, you transferred your attentions to
MFW in a bid to make a name for yourself here. You tried cosying up to
who you thought were the leading players, but misjudged that ploy by
being twelve months behind the times and not being aware of the coup
that had taken place here.

You met stiff opposition to your silliness; got up many noses by your
pathetic attempts at bullying, and flooded the Group with a rash of
competitive postings. As a result you severely alienated yourself.

Then like many blowhards before you, you couldn't cope with the
retaliatory backlash you initiated, so you ran for the cover of the
dreaded alleged "killfiles"!!

Now you are reduced to sniping, and the odd post trying to gain some
mystical high ground, by making what you describe as very clever (you
think) "on-topic" posts!

The "misc." input to this Group is the lifeblood of the Group, and
what makes it the infuriatingly fun place it is. You're out of step as
usual Neil but in your usual fart-blown style, you think it is the
rest of us that should change step and fall in with your cadence.

Dream on Bully Boy! ;o)

GFY!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:

>>You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...

>>At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
>>climbers !!!

> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
> your repeatedly silly questions.

Bully, is this true?

Did you drive them completely crazy with your questions?

> You embarrassed the rest into submission with your pathetic attempts
> at humour and your constant need to be the centre of attraction.

I say;

SHAME ON YOU, BULLY !!!

--
Pete

In news:466e737e$0$14762$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl,
Pete <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> typed:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>> You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>
>>> At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and
>>> the climbers !!!
>
>> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
>> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
>> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
>> your repeatedly silly questions.
>
> Bully, is this true?
>
> Did you drive them completely crazy with your questions?

No, you didn't read the old tossers post properly. I drove them AWAY!

>
>> You embarrassed the rest into submission with your pathetic attempts
>> at humour and your constant need to be the centre of attraction.
>
> I say;
>
> SHAME ON YOU, BULLY !!!

My head is hung in shame. Really. It is.


--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:466e737e$0$14762$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>>You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>
>>>At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
>>>climbers !!!
>
>> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
>> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
>> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
>> your repeatedly silly questions.
>
> Bully, is this true?

It most definitely is true. I have never known Charles to tell lies - Bully
is an obsessive overbearing person who repeatedly asks silly questions. I
have noticed that about him and I am sure that you have as well, Plus Bully
is trying to destroy MFW. Ask him to tell you with a straight face that that
is not the case. Go on, ask him. Ask him now

>
> Did you drive them completely crazy with your questions?
>
>> You embarrassed the rest into submission with your pathetic attempts
>> at humour and your constant need to be the centre of attraction.
>
> I say;
>
> SHAME ON YOU, BULLY !!!
>
> --
> Pete
>

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:29:02 +0100, "Bully"
<bully62@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote:

>In news:466e737e$0$14762$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl,
>Pete <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> typed:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>> You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>>
>>>> At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and
>>>> the climbers !!!
>>
>>> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
>>> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
>>> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
>>> your repeatedly silly questions.
>>
>> Bully, is this true?
>>
>> Did you drive them completely crazy with your questions?
>
>No, you didn't read the old tossers post properly. I drove them AWAY!

At least you are admitting that "the old tosser" was right
Bullyshitter!

>
>>
>>> You embarrassed the rest into submission with your pathetic attempts
>>> at humour and your constant need to be the centre of attraction.
>>
>> I say;
>>
>> SHAME ON YOU, BULLY !!!
>
>My head is hung in shame. Really. It is.

You're learning Neil; if you carry on like this I may have to let you
back into the fold and start being nice to you! ;o)

On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:04:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>news:466e737e$0$14762$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl. ..
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>>You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>>
>>>>At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
>>>>climbers !!!
>>
>>> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
>>> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
>>> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
>>> your repeatedly silly questions.
>>
>> Bully, is this true?
>
>It most definitely is true. I have never known Charles to tell lies - Bully
>is an obsessive overbearing person who repeatedly asks silly questions. I
>have noticed that about him and I am sure that you have as well, Plus Bully
>is trying to destroy MFW. Ask him to tell you with a straight face that that
>is not the case. Go on, ask him. Ask him now
>

David the Oz is an astute fellow and would not be giving it his 100%
support unless it was absolutely true.

You know you can trust The Oz!

(Pete knows it too, and to be honest- who doesn't?)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:a2jt6313ikahshc11nfmke5a1sqr9u8lm8@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:04:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>>news:466e737e$0$14762$dbd4b001@news.wanadoo.nl.. .
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>>
>>>>>You should stick to bashing the misc portion of MFW...
>>>
>>>>>At uk.rec.bodybuilding we had a good scrap with both the bikers and the
>>>>>climbers !!!
>>>
>>>> It was you and you alone Neil "Bullyshitter" Simpson, that drove the
>>>> once thriving uk.rec.bodybuilding into virtual non-existence. You
>>>> drove most posters away with your obsessive overbearing conduct and
>>>> your repeatedly silly questions.
>>>
>>> Bully, is this true?
>>
>>It most definitely is true. I have never known Charles to tell lies -
>>Bully
>>is an obsessive overbearing person who repeatedly asks silly questions. I
>>have noticed that about him and I am sure that you have as well, Plus
>>Bully
>>is trying to destroy MFW. Ask him to tell you with a straight face that
>>that
>>is not the case. Go on, ask him. Ask him now
>>
>
> David the Oz is an astute fellow and would not be giving it his 100%
> support unless it was absolutely true.
>
> You know you can trust The Oz!
>
> (Pete knows it too, and to be honest- who doesn't?)

Exactly right

On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:18:20 +0200, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>>I just wanted to fuck a bit with the fatties, thats all.
>
>> That is a 'yellow card' from the new self-appointed MFW Moderator!
>
>Seems that way.
>
>> Three strikes and this Usenet nannying martinet will have you out of
>> here Dutchman.
>
>> You have been warned!! ;o)
>
>Okay, no more fat bashing fort me. I will just find another group to with
>with.
>
>Do homosexuals have newsgroups?

Two.
One for Uploaders, one for Downloaders.