Global warming on a smaller scale...

Yesterday, it was a a whopping 27 degrees, and the sun was so fucking
intense that it burned away my face.
Today, its getting 28-30 degrees locally.

This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15 degrees.
Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a 400 Euro refund
from the energy company.

Every downside has it upside -- Johan Cruijff

--
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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> Yesterday, it was a a whopping 27 degrees, and the sun was so fucking
> intense that it burned away my face.
> Today, its getting 28-30 degrees locally.
>
> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15 degrees.
> Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a 400 Euro refund
> from the energy company.

I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global warming, no?
I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be sure that
kid still has his finger in the dyke

>
> Every downside has it upside -- Johan Cruijff
>
> --
> Pete
>
>
>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15 degrees.
>> Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a 400 Euro refund
>> from the energy company.

> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global warming,
> no?

Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the Sodom and
Gomorra stuff.
Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which, IMO, is
the REAL cause of global warming.

> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be sure
> that kid still has his finger in the dyke

This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.

--
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15 degrees.
>>> Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a 400 Euro refund
>>> from the energy company.
>
>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global warming,
>> no?
>
> Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the Sodom and
> Gomorra stuff.
> Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which, IMO,
> is the REAL cause of global warming.
>
Good point - I would have to agree

>> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be sure
>> that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>
> This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.

But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?

>
> --
> Pete
>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global warming,
>>> no?

>> Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the Sodom and
>> Gomorra stuff.
>> Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which, IMO,
>> is the REAL cause of global warming.

> Good point - I would have to agree

Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies are
the root of all evil.

>>> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be sure
>>> that kid still has his finger in the dyke

>> This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.

> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?

My neighboor is one.

But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within 200
meters. I have no idea why that is.

--
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:4621feb9$0$71271$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>> warming, no?
>
>>> Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the Sodom
>>> and Gomorra stuff.
>>> Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which, IMO,
>>> is the REAL cause of global warming.
>
>> Good point - I would have to agree
>
> Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies are
> the root of all evil.

Yes I would have to agree. (McDonalds of course make the best fries in the
industry)
>
>>>> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be sure
>>>> that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>
>>> This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.
>
>> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?
>
> My neighboor is one.

Wow, you are lucky!
>
> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within 200
> meters. I have no idea why that is.

Really? Maybe you urinate on her begonias?
> --
> Pete
>

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:4621dca3$0$40712$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> Yesterday, it was a a whopping 27 degrees, and the sun was so fucking
> intense that it burned away my face.
> Today, its getting 28-30 degrees locally.
>
> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15 degrees.
> Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a 400 Euro refund
> from the energy company.
>
> Every downside has it upside -- Johan Cruijff
>
> --
> Pete
>
>
>

very nice))
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<<<<
at first I was surprised, honestly i THINK It's wrong

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef

>> Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies are
>> the root of all evil.

> Yes I would have to agree. (McDonalds of course make the best fries in the
> industry)

Nothing beats a Double Whooper with cheese, a large twisted fries, a large
vannila milkshake and a large OJ to go.

>>> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?

>> My neighboor is one.

> Wow, you are lucky!

I am not so sure.

>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within 200
>> meters. I have no idea why that is.

> Really? Maybe you urinate on her begonias?

I figured they grew better. Instead, they died...

Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef
>
>>> Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies
>>> are the root of all evil.
>
>> Yes I would have to agree. (McDonalds of course make the best fries in
>> the industry)
>
> Nothing beats a Double Whooper with cheese, a large twisted fries, a large
> vannila milkshake and a large OJ to go.

Never realized that Dutchmen had such good taste! Only think I would add is
the apple pie that McDonalds offer. With ice cream of course. Supersized!

>
>>>> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?
>
>>> My neighboor is one.
>
>> Wow, you are lucky!
>
> I am not so sure.
>
>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within 200
>>> meters. I have no idea why that is.
>
>> Really? Maybe you urinate on her begonias?
>
> I figured they grew better. Instead, they died...

I'm sure they were not that healthy to begin with
>
> Pete
>

Pete wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>> warming, no?
>
>>> Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the
>>> Sodom and Gomorra stuff.
>>> Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which,
>>> IMO, is the REAL cause of global warming.
>
>> Good point - I would have to agree
>
> Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies
> are the root of all evil.
>
>>>> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be
>>>> sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>
>>> This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.
>
>> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?
>
> My neighboor is one.
>
> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within
> 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.

Possibly your finger???

David wrote:
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
> news:4621dca3$0$40712$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>> Yesterday, it was a a whopping 27 degrees, and the sun was so fucking
>> intense that it burned away my face.
>> Today, its getting 28-30 degrees locally.
>>
>> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15
>> degrees. Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a
>> 400 Euro refund from the energy company.
>
> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>

David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that finger......


>> Every downside has it upside -- Johan Cruijff
>>
>> --
>> Pete

"Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:46228a6d_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> David wrote:
>> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>> news:4621dca3$0$40712$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>> Yesterday, it was a a whopping 27 degrees, and the sun was so fucking
>>> intense that it burned away my face.
>>> Today, its getting 28-30 degrees locally.
>>>
>>> This is unheard of. Normal temperatures for mid-April are 10-15
>>> degrees. Nice thing is, that the winter was so mild, that i get a
>>> 400 Euro refund from the energy company.
>>
>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
>> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>>
>
> David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that finger......

Ha ha! (I am convinced that Pete has had a finger in every dyke in
Amsterdam!)

>
>
>>> Every downside has it upside -- Johan Cruijff
>>>
>>> --
>>> Pete
>
>

"Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:46228aa4_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> Pete wrote:
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>
>>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>>> warming, no?
>>
>>>> Well, it would make sense according to the Bible. You know, the
>>>> Sodom and Gomorra stuff.
>>>> Or its a conspiracy. The fat Americans just keep on farting. Which,
>>>> IMO, is the REAL cause of global warming.
>>
>>> Good point - I would have to agree
>>
>> Sponsored by McDonalds and Burger King and Pizza Hut. These companies
>> are the root of all evil.
>>
>>>>> I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please check to be
>>>>> sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>>
>>>> This time i will stick my finger in it, and become a National Hero.
>>
>>> But you have to find a dyke first. Do you know any?
>>
>> My neighboor is one.
>>
>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within
>> 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>
> Possibly your finger???
Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>> Nothing beats a Double Whooper with cheese, a large twisted fries, a
>> large vannila milkshake and a large OJ to go.

> Never realized that Dutchmen had such good taste!

Being Dutch = Being sophisticated. Real gourmet stuff.

> Only think I would add is the apple pie that McDonalds offer. With ice
> cream of course. Supersized!

I like the icecream. BTW, i was there yesterday. I didnt order anything
because the place was too crowded.

So we went to our local FEBO, and were eating out of the wall again.

--
Pete

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
>>> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke

>> David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that finger......

> Ha ha! (I am convinced that Pete has had a finger in every dyke in
> Amsterdam!)

I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!

That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!

--
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:4623345c$0$37373$dbd4d001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
>>>> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>
>>> David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that finger......
>
>> Ha ha! (I am convinced that Pete has had a finger in every dyke in
>> Amsterdam!)
>
> I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!
>
> That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!
>
we are very lucky here - the local urologist is a woman, blond and good
looking - i go see her every month and ask for a thorough rectal
examination - last time she asked me if I was ok because I was breathing so
heavy - then she gave a little chuckle like she knew very well

> --
> Pete
>

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>> I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!

>> That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!

> we are very lucky here - the local urologist is a woman, blond and good
> looking - i go see her every month and ask for a thorough rectal
> examination - last time she asked me if I was ok because I was breathing
> so heavy - then she gave a little chuckle like she knew very well

But does she play the piano on your prostate?

--
Pete

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within
>>> 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.

>> Possibly your finger???

> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"

The two of you can blow me.

--
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:46236e69$0$28111$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within
>>>> 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>
>>> Possibly your finger???
>
>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>
> The two of you can blow me.
>

I think i will let Mike do it on his own . . . I am not a selfish person.

> --
> Pete
>

David wrote:
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
> news:4623345c$0$37373$dbd4d001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>
>>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>>> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
>>>>> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>>
>>>> David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that
>>>> finger......
>>
>>> Ha ha! (I am convinced that Pete has had a finger in every dyke in
>>> Amsterdam!)
>>
>> I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!
>>
>> That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!
>>
> we are very lucky here - the local urologist is a woman, blond and
> good looking - i go see her every month and ask for a thorough rectal
> examination - last time she asked me if I was ok because I was
> breathing so heavy - then she gave a little chuckle like she knew
> very well
the smile on your face was the giveaway David...oh, and the mess you left
behind......

>> --
>> Pete

Pete wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>> I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!
>
>>> That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!
>
>> we are very lucky here - the local urologist is a woman, blond and
>> good looking - i go see her every month and ask for a thorough rectal
>> examination - last time she asked me if I was ok because I was
>> breathing so heavy - then she gave a little chuckle like she knew
>> very well
>
> But does she play the piano on your prostate?

No Pete, but she knows how to play the "organ"....makes it hum...or should
that be "cum"?

David wrote:
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
> news:46236e69$0$28111$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>
>>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near
>>>>> within 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>>
>>>> Possibly your finger???
>>
>>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>>
>> The two of you can blow me.
>>
>
> I think i will let Mike do it on his own . . . I am not a selfish
> person.

Thats not what you told me David.......you specifically told me to get
lost...haha

>> --
>> Pete

Pete wrote:
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near within
>>>> 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>
>>> Possibly your finger???
>
>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>
> The two of you can blow me.

c'mon Pete.....dont be greedy!
David is enough...hehe

"Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4623eb77_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> David wrote:
>> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>> news:4623345c$0$37373$dbd4d001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>>
>>>>>> I think Amsterdam will be one of the first casualties of global
>>>>>> warming, no? I mean you are under sea level to begin with - Please
>>>>>> check to be sure that kid still has his finger in the dyke
>>>
>>>>> David....I dont think she, the dyke, will appreciate that
>>>>> finger......
>>>
>>>> Ha ha! (I am convinced that Pete has had a finger in every dyke in
>>>> Amsterdam!)
>>>
>>> I will examine both you and Mikes prostate! Simultanouas!
>>>
>>> That will teach you guys to make jokes about me!
>>>
>> we are very lucky here - the local urologist is a woman, blond and
>> good looking - i go see her every month and ask for a thorough rectal
>> examination - last time she asked me if I was ok because I was
>> breathing so heavy - then she gave a little chuckle like she knew
>> very well
> the smile on your face was the giveaway David...oh, and the mess you left
> behind......

Yuck!!

>
>>> --
>>> Pete
>
>

"Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4623ec1f_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> David wrote:
>> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>> news:46236e69$0$28111$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>>
>>>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near
>>>>>> within 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>>>
>>>>> Possibly your finger???
>>>
>>>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>>>
>>> The two of you can blow me.
>>>
>>
>> I think i will let Mike do it on his own . . . I am not a selfish
>> person.
>
> Thats not what you told me David.......you specifically told me to get
> lost...haha

Well. . .true . . . but my real plan was to hook up with Pete's fat black
girl friend - the one where you can park your car in her crack. That is my
big fantasy! So I figure, while Pete is giving you a thorough rectal
examination, that would distract him and he won't know what is really going
on. Good plan, right Mike?

>
>>> --
>>> Pete
>
>

David wrote:
> "Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4623ec1f_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
>> David wrote:
>>> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>>> news:46236e69$0$28111$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>>>
>>>>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near
>>>>>>> within 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>>>>
>>>>>> Possibly your finger???
>>>>
>>>>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>>>>
>>>> The two of you can blow me.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I think i will let Mike do it on his own . . . I am not a selfish
>>> person.
>>
>> Thats not what you told me David.......you specifically told me to
>> get lost...haha
>
> Well. . .true . . . but my real plan was to hook up with Pete's fat
> black girl friend - the one where you can park your car in her crack.
> That is my big fantasy! So I figure, while Pete is giving you a
> thorough rectal examination, that would distract him and he won't
> know what is really going on. Good plan, right Mike?
>
How many cars can she take? David, leave a trail when you enter her crack so
we can find you if, or should that be when, you get lost.

"Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:46269762_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
> David wrote:
>> "Mike" <mike123@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4623ec1f_1@news.iprimus.com.au...
>>> David wrote:
>>>> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>>>> news:46236e69$0$28111$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But she has a restraining order against me. I cant come near
>>>>>>>> within 200 meters. I have no idea why that is.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Possibly your finger???
>>>>>
>>>>>> Gives a whole new meaning to "giving someone the finger"
>>>>>
>>>>> The two of you can blow me.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I think i will let Mike do it on his own . . . I am not a selfish
>>>> person.
>>>
>>> Thats not what you told me David.......you specifically told me to
>>> get lost...haha
>>
>> Well. . .true . . . but my real plan was to hook up with Pete's fat
>> black girl friend - the one where you can park your car in her crack.
>> That is my big fantasy! So I figure, while Pete is giving you a
>> thorough rectal examination, that would distract him and he won't
>> know what is really going on. Good plan, right Mike?
>>
> How many cars can she take? David, leave a trail when you enter her crack
> so we can find you if, or should that be when, you get lost.

Don't worry Mike - I've got my full scuba gear - plus a life boat - I don't
expect any problem ( I am a professional!)

>
>