HEY! Rude fucking Brits...

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:48:05 -0800 (PST), David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>No, it didn't.
>
>I'm thinking of driving through your lovely state, the summer after
>next, to Alaska. Gonna' go by way of Calgary. Stop by and have a beer.
>When's the rodeo there? I bet your cowboys are even nicer than our
>cowboys.
>
>David

Calgary's #1 tourist attraction: underage prostitutes!

Watch it though, they'll drug you and steal your organs.

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:05:56 -0800, "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>
>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
>> happened to be German.
>>
>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>> patriotic reasons?
>
>Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against someone
>from a neighboring country?
>
>Nah.

Shut up and go to the showers already.

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:23:42 -0600, Hobbes <khobman800@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article
><ff44e21c-fde7-4fce-9fab-f06f9dad6cd5@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
> David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> I'm thinking of driving through your lovely state, the summer after
>> next, to Alaska. Gonna' go by way of Calgary. Stop by and have a beer.
>> When's the rodeo there? I bet your cowboys are even nicer than our
>> cowboys.
>>
>> David
>>
>
>If you go, I'll drop by. I've got a brother in Calgary and it's a decent
>motorcycle ride.

How many miles^H^H^H^H^H kilometres does he get to the gallon^H^H^H^H^H^H liter?


>Plus my uncle is the marketing manager of a pro
>chuckwagon racing team. Chuckwagon racing is a hoot.

But the concept that it is a PROFESSIONAL sport up there is just another example of why
Canada is suspect.

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:00:30 -0600, Hobbes <khobman800@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <f7mdnbR8vvVfC8DanZ2dnUVZ_u3inZ2d@comcast.com>,
> Paul Cassel <pcasselremove2@comremovecast.net> wrote:
>
>> Hobbes wrote:
>> > In article
>>
>> > Wot are you talking about?
>>
>> Hatton fight.
>> >
>> > Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
>> > hooligans...
>> >
>> > But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
>> > Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?
>> >
>> > And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
>> >
>> Canada didn't exist in 1812.
>
>Sure it did. It wasn't a sovereign nation, but it did exist.

Sort of the nation-building equivalent of an ectopic pregnancy.

>People still watch boxing? I'll take UFC or other MMA any day.

Your "nation" has a whole national holiday for it!

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:35:45 +0100, Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>> "Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>>
>>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
>>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
>>> happened to be German.
>>>
>>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>>> patriotic reasons?
>>
>> Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against someone
>> from a neighboring country?
>>
>> Nah.
>
>Germans, as a rule, aren't rude

how come EVERY FUCKING GERMAN TOURIST I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED is rude, then?


>Anyway, the funny part was that Germans ended up booing their own anthem,
>but it's not as much of an absurd if you take in account that most
>people considered themselves to be more Berliners than Germans. There
>is a part of Berlin called Spandau, and people who live there call
>themselves Spandauers and consider themselves to be distinct from
>Berliners

So which clique claimed Rudolf Hess as a member?

On Dec 15, 9:20 pm, Lucas Buck <sbcp...@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:37:20 -0600, Hobbes <khobman...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
>
> Sez the flappy-headed hoser from Toon Town...

Saskatoon?

> watch them come crawling to us for help when the thawed
> Northwest Passage is crawling with Russian and Chinese
> warships.

The Chinese sailors will all be poisoned by their own ships. Well, I
guess their toy manufacturers don't make their warships. Never mind.

--

"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote
> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>> "Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>>>
>>>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>>>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>>>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>>>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>>>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it
>>>> was),
>>>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem,
>>>> which
>>>> happened to be German.
>>>>
>>>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>>>> patriotic reasons?
>>>
>>> Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against
>>> someone
>>> from a neighboring country?
>>>
>>> Nah.
>>
>>Germans, as a rule, aren't rude
>
> how come EVERY FUCKING GERMAN TOURIST I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED is rude, then?

The nazi salute and the "Heil Hitler!" you gave them?

David

On Sat, 15 Dec 2007, Lucas Buck wrote:

> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:00:30 -0600, Hobbes <khobman800@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <f7mdnbR8vvVfC8DanZ2dnUVZ_u3inZ2d@comcast.com>,
>> Paul Cassel <pcasselremove2@comremovecast.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Hobbes wrote:
>>>
>>>> And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
>>>>
>>> Canada didn't exist in 1812.
>>
>> Sure it did. It wasn't a sovereign nation, but it did exist.
>
> Sort of the nation-building equivalent of an ectopic pregnancy.

Nomination!

tom

--
Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket!

On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:59:13 -0800, "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote
>> Andrzej Rosa <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>>> "Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>>>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>>>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>>>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>>>>
>>>>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>>>>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>>>>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>>>>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>>>>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it
>>>>> was),
>>>>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem,
>>>>> which
>>>>> happened to be German.
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>>>>> patriotic reasons?
>>>>
>>>> Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against
>>>> someone
>>>> from a neighboring country?
>>>>
>>>> Nah.
>>>
>>>Germans, as a rule, aren't rude
>>
>> how come EVERY FUCKING GERMAN TOURIST I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED is rude, then?
>
>The nazi salute and the "Heil Hitler!" you gave them?
>
>David

I once ran into a pack of German tourists in the Provincial Museum in B.C. treating
the place like a fucking elementary school playground at recess.

I had to kill them.