HEY! Rude fucking Brits...

You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
next enemy takes over your little island.

Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.

While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
Hatton's ass back across The Pond.

But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
college.

I wasn't serious about the "idiot" comment.

David

In article
<61b59af1-5522-4ad8-800f-fd5be3a16b23@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
> next enemy takes over your little island.
>
> Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.
>
> While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
> Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
> Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
> Hatton's ass back across The Pond.
>
> But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
> college.
>
> I wasn't serious about the "idiot" comment.
>
> David

Wot are you talking about?

Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
hooligans...

But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?

And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.

HTH.

--
Keith

Hobbes <khobman...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> David Cohen <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
> > kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
> > next enemy takes over your little island.
>
> > Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.
>
> > While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
> > Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
> > Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
> > Hatton's ass back across The Pond.
>
> > But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
> > college.
>
> > I wasn't serious about the "idiot" comment.
>
> Wot are you talking about?

Is that critical to the discussion?

> Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
> hooligans...

Rugby, soccer, they're not football, so, screw 'em.

> But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
> Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?

No. Polite Unitedstatesofamericans would never fight pathetic, rude,
SOCCER fans at a boxing match.

But the Hiroshima Soccer Team spit on our flag once, and, the rest is
history.

> And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.

If that's the official revisionist history of our 51st state, so be
it.

> HTH.

No, it didn't.

I'm thinking of driving through your lovely state, the summer after
next, to Alaska. Gonna' go by way of Calgary. Stop by and have a beer.
When's the rodeo there? I bet your cowboys are even nicer than our
cowboys.

David

In article
<ff44e21c-fde7-4fce-9fab-f06f9dad6cd5@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hobbes <khobman...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > David Cohen <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
> > > kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
> > > next enemy takes over your little island.
> >
> > > Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.
> >
> > > While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
> > > Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
> > > Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
> > > Hatton's ass back across The Pond.
> >
> > > But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
> > > college.
> >
> > > I wasn't serious about the "idiot" comment.
> >
> > Wot are you talking about?
>
> Is that critical to the discussion?
>
> > Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
> > hooligans...
>
> Rugby, soccer, they're not football, so, screw 'em.
>
> > But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
> > Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?
>
> No. Polite Unitedstatesofamericans would never fight pathetic, rude,
> SOCCER fans at a boxing match.
>
> But the Hiroshima Soccer Team spit on our flag once, and, the rest is
> history.
>
> > And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
>
> If that's the official revisionist history of our 51st state, so be
> it.
>
> > HTH.
>
> No, it didn't.
>
> I'm thinking of driving through your lovely state, the summer after
> next, to Alaska. Gonna' go by way of Calgary. Stop by and have a beer.
> When's the rodeo there? I bet your cowboys are even nicer than our
> cowboys.
>
> David
>

If you go, I'll drop by. I've got a brother in Calgary and it's a decent
motorcycle ride. Plus my uncle is the marketing manager of a pro
chuckwagon racing team. Chuckwagon racing is a hoot. I'll try and find
an event, but they'll have something on pretty much every weekend. So it
shouldn't be hard. And I'll actually have holiday time that summer as
I'll have completed my undergrad degree - OTOH I'll probably retire and
move to Victoria to work on the Masters/PhD that summer.

As for cowboys being nice - umm. Mebbe. I'm not convinced. But they sure
wouldn't boo the national anthem.

--
Keith

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007, David Cohen wrote:

> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem,

I didn't hear about that; that is pretty low behaviour.

> we'll kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812,

Sadly, the US military turns out to be not so good at away fixtures.

> then we'll watch as your next enemy takes over your little island.
>
> Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.

Ten rounds is not a walkover. Although it was certainly Mayweather's fight
throughout.

> While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
> Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
> Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
> Hatton's ass back across The Pond.

Possibly true - but then every one of them weighs at least three times as
much as him!

> But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
> college.

A sizeable fraction of them will have been scousers, to expect to find
that more was stolen than spent.

tom

--
Come on thunder; come on thunder.

Hobbes wrote:
> In article

> Wot are you talking about?

Hatton fight.
>
> Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
> hooligans...
>
> But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
> Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?
>
> And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
>
Canada didn't exist in 1812.

In article <f7mdnbR8vvVfC8DanZ2dnUVZ_u3inZ2d@comcast.com>,
Paul Cassel <pcasselremove2@comremovecast.net> wrote:

> Hobbes wrote:
> > In article
>
> > Wot are you talking about?
>
> Hatton fight.
> >
> > Rugby players would never boo the national anthem. Its the soccer
> > hooligans...
> >
> > But seriously. What? I'm assuming there was a fight or something in
> > Vegas as the Brits booed the Star-Spangled Banner?
> >
> > And FYI. The Canucks kicked your ass in 1812.
> >
> Canada didn't exist in 1812.

Sure it did. It wasn't a sovereign nation, but it did exist.

The 'kicking your ass' statement was firmly tongue-in-cheek tho...

:^)

People still watch boxing? I'll take UFC or other MMA any day.

--
Keith

"Tom Anderson" <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote
> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007, David Cohen wrote:
>
>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem,
>
> I didn't hear about that; that is pretty low behaviour.

All you NICE Brits stayed home, apparently.

>> we'll kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812,
>
> Sadly, the US military turns out to be not so good at away fixtures.

It's the politicians that control them. I think a military coup would be a
good idea.

>> then we'll watch as your next enemy takes over your little island.
>>
>> Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.
>
> Ten rounds is not a walkover. Although it was certainly Mayweather's fight
> throughout.

Well, Hatton could certainly kick MY ass, but that's not saying much.

>> While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
>> Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
>> Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
>> Hatton's ass back across The Pond.
>
> Possibly true - but then every one of them weighs at least three times as
> much as him!

When I was a paramedic, I treated most every sort of athlete. Rodeo riders
were, by orders of magnitude, the toughest SOBs I ever met.

"Yeah, I know my femur is sticking out through my leg, but, I got just one
more ride, then I'll get in your ambulance."

>> But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
>> college.
>
> A sizeable fraction of them will have been scousers, to expect to find
> that more was stolen than spent.

Tens of thousands of cowboys, or hundreds of thousands of NASCAR fans, come
to town, are nice and polite and friendly, spend lots of money, and
everybody loves them.

Just one NBA All Star game is held here, the violent crime rate doubles for
the weekend, and any politician that invites them back will be impeached.
Boxing matches are almost as bad, and cause rappers to be shot and killed
(Tupac Shakur died in my trauma center. Had to wade through "interesting"
crowds for weeks to get into work.)

I wonder what the difference is?

David

In article <fjk6p9$al7$1@registered.motzarella.org>,
"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

> > Possibly true - but then every one of them weighs at least three times as
> > much as him!
>
> When I was a paramedic, I treated most every sort of athlete. Rodeo riders
> were, by orders of magnitude, the toughest SOBs I ever met.
>
> "Yeah, I know my femur is sticking out through my leg, but, I got just one
> more ride, then I'll get in your ambulance."

Sweet.
--
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On Dec 10, 9:32 am, David Cohen <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote:
> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
> next enemy takes over your little island.
>
> Did you really think your white guy could beat our black guy? Idiots.
>
> While your rugby morons were making asses of themselves, thousands of
> Unitedstatesofamerican cowboys were in town for the National Finals
> Rodeo. They were polite, respectful, and any one of them could kick
> Hatton's ass back across The Pond.
>
> But, thanks for visiting and spending money. Sends my kid through
> college.
>
> I wasn't serious about the "idiot" comment.
>
> David

Negroes and ragheads are now in charge of the UK. (There has not been
an Englishman worth a damn
since the Duke of Wellington!

ted

Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
> next enemy takes over your little island.

As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
(I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
happened to be German.

Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
patriotic reasons?

[...]
--
Andrzej Rosa

"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>
> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
> happened to be German.
>
> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
> patriotic reasons?

Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against someone
from a neighboring country?

Nah.

David

Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa³(a):
> "Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa³(a):
>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>
>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
>> happened to be German.
>>
>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>> patriotic reasons?
>
> Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against someone
> from a neighboring country?
>
> Nah.

Germans, as a rule, aren't rude and Berliners are quite open and
friendly people. More than Londoners, for example. It just somehow
happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of blow-off valve for
societies, especially football and boxing. You can't judge Brits by how
they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of ritualized war which
sport is. Our guys do for example this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVkqgnxcKoA

Anyway, the funny part was that Germans ended up booing their own anthem,
but it's not as much of an absurd if you take in account that most
people considered themselves to be more Berliners than Germans. There
is a part of Berlin called Spandau, and people who live there call
themselves Spandauers and consider themselves to be distinct from
Berliners, like, I don't know, Bronxians? Sounds a bit strange, doesn't
it?

Germans have that heimat concept, and they treat it seriously. ;-)

--
Andrzej Rosa

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:

> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>> "Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>> Dnia 2007-12-10 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>>>> You know who you are. Next time you boo our national anthem, we'll
>>>> kick your asses like we did in 1776 and 1812, then we'll watch as your
>>>> next enemy takes over your little island.
>>>
>>> As far as booing anthems goes, the most surreal thing I've seen was a
>>> fight of Michalczewski's in Berlin. He's a Pole, but he had a German
>>> citizenship and he fought with a Berliner, with some other citizenship
>>> (I forgot which). As it happened, Berliners (which is pretty much a
>>> nation) supported the local guy and cheered his anthem (whatever it was),
>>> and they were against Polish outsider, so they booed "his" anthem, which
>>> happened to be German.
>>>
>>> Can you imagine a German crowd booing "Deutschland uerber alles" for
>>> patriotic reasons?
>>
>> Can someone named Cohen imagine Germans behaving "rudely" against
>> someone from a neighboring country?
>
> Germans, as a rule, aren't rude and Berliners are quite open and
> friendly people. More than Londoners, for example.

Oi! You little toe-rag!

Hmm. Point made.

> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
> ritualized war which sport is.

And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than Americans
in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.

> Our guys do for example this:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVkqgnxcKoA

So much more fun to watch than the Orange Ekstraklasa!

> Anyway, the funny part was that Germans ended up booing their own
> anthem,

Quite!

> but it's not as much of an absurd if you take in account that most
> people considered themselves to be more Berliners than Germans. There
> is a part of Berlin called Spandau, and people who live there call
> themselves Spandauers and consider themselves to be distinct from
> Berliners, like, I don't know, Bronxians? Sounds a bit strange, doesn't
> it?

Rather. I have come across people who live in certain places on the edge
of London who are adamant that they're not Londoners, but rather citizens
of whatever out-of-London county they're near, and that the London border
has somehow been unfairly extended over them. Someone from Bexleyheath
insisted he lived not in London, but 'metropolitan Kent'. But to identify
a part of London as not being London? That's a new one on me.

tom

--
Intensive Erfrischung

Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>
>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
[...]
>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>> ritualized war which sport is.
>
> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than Americans
> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.

I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
once in a while. ;-)

>> Our guys do for example this:
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVkqgnxcKoA
>
> So much more fun to watch than the Orange Ekstraklasa!

Our hooligans seem to enjoy reasonable respect, I heard. Even British
hooligans, the original and the most feared^Wrespected, leaved them alone
at the Worlds. I don't know how much truth is in this rumor, but that's
what I've heard. I remember a visiting Americans, who once witnessed a
hooligan fight. They were strongly moved by the violence and extremely
surprised that this fight didn't attract any attention in the media. ;-)

[...]
>> but it's not as much of an absurd if you take in account that most
>> people considered themselves to be more Berliners than Germans. There
>> is a part of Berlin called Spandau, and people who live there call
>> themselves Spandauers and consider themselves to be distinct from
>> Berliners, like, I don't know, Bronxians? Sounds a bit strange, doesn't
>> it?
>
> Rather. I have come across people who live in certain places on the edge
> of London who are adamant that they're not Londoners, but rather citizens
> of whatever out-of-London county they're near, and that the London border
> has somehow been unfairly extended over them. Someone from Bexleyheath
> insisted he lived not in London, but 'metropolitan Kent'. But to identify
> a part of London as not being London? That's a new one on me.

They accept the fact, that Spandau is a part of Berlin, theoretically at
least, but they still consider themselves Spandauers who go to work or
for shopping to Berlin.

--
Andrzej Rosa

"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>>
>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
> [...]
>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>>
>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>> Americans
>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>
> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
> once in a while. ;-)

Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.

David

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:33:20 -0800, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>> [...]
>>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
>>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>>>
>>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>>> Americans
>>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>>
>> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
>> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
>> once in a while. ;-)
>
>Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
>

....is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote
> "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>>"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>>> [...]
>>>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>>>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You
>>>>> can't
>>>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>>>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>>>>
>>>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>>>> Americans
>>>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>>>
>>> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
>>> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
>>> once in a while. ;-)
>>
>>Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
>>
> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)

Lucky for you, I do not charge for my straight lines.

Very un-Jewish of me.

Must be the atheist part.

David

In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:33:20 -0800, "David Cohen"
> <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
> >> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
> >>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
> >> [...]
> >>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
> >>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
> >>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
> >>>> ritualized war which sport is.
> >>>
> >>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
> >>> Americans
> >>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
> >>
> >> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
> >> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
> >> once in a while. ;-)
> >
> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
> >
>
> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)

<lol>!!!

'Mornin' mate!
Long time no see!
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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:08:35 -0800, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote
>> "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>>>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>>>> [...]
>>>>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>>>>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You
>>>>>> can't
>>>>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>>>>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>>>>>
>>>>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>>>>> Americans
>>>>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>>>>
>>>> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
>>>> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
>>>> once in a while. ;-)
>>>
>>>Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
>>>
>> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
>> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
>
>Lucky for you, I do not charge for my straight lines.

Keep them coming Nursey Boy; every word's a gem - boom boom!! ;o)

>
>Very un-Jewish of me.

You'll get your rewards in heaven Cohen, where all religions (you do
know Atheism is a religion) eventually merge and we'll find out at
last which is the *real* faith.

Stand by for all non Roman Catholics to be desperately disappointed,
particularly the dopey bastards that have been detonating themselves
up hoping to acquire 72 virgins!

>
>Must be the atheist part.

Isn't that the bit they throw away following the ritual 'bris' carve
up?

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:33:20 -0800, "David Cohen"
>> <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>> >> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>> >>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>> >> [...]
>> >>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort of
>> >>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You can't
>> >>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part of
>> >>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>> >>>
>> >>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>> >>> Americans
>> >>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>> >>
>> >> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for Europeans
>> >> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and unfriendly
>> >> once in a while. ;-)
>> >
>> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
>> >
>>
>> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
>> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
>
><lol>!!!
>
>'Mornin' mate!
>Long time no see!

Heh!

Greetings Om mate; how goes the battle?

I don't post much these days; it is as though a light has gone out in
my life since the departure of JMW... <sob>

Shall we see his like again? Parting was such sweet sorrow...

Where the fuck is David the Oz?

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
newsou1m3t2umnbomgtbmh00t0d63aj7fp6v0@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
>> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:33:20 -0800, "David Cohen"
>>> <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >"Andrzej Rosa" <bakters@yahoo.com> wrote
>>> >> Dnia 2007-12-12 Tom Anderson napisa³(a):
>>> >>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007, Andrzej Rosa wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> Dnia 2007-12-12 David Cohen napisa?(a):
>>> >> [...]
>>> >>>> It just somehow happened that in Europe sporting events are a sort
>>> >>>> of
>>> >>>> blow-off valve for societies, especially football and boxing. You
>>> >>>> can't
>>> >>>> judge Brits by how they behave there. Hooligan fights are a part
>>> >>>> of
>>> >>>> ritualized war which sport is.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> And ironically, Europeans tend to behave much more politely than
>>> >>> Americans
>>> >>> in actual wars. Post-WW2, at least.
>>> >>
>>> >> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for
>>> >> Europeans
>>> >> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and
>>> >> unfriendly
>>> >> once in a while. ;-)
>>> >
>>> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American
>>> >penises.
>>> >
>>>
>>> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
>>> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
>>
>><lol>!!!
>>
>>'Mornin' mate!
>>Long time no see!
>
> Heh!
>
> Greetings Om mate; how goes the battle?
>
> I don't post much these days; it is as though a light has gone out in
> my life since the departure of JMW... <sob>
>
> Shall we see his like again? Parting was such sweet sorrow...
>
> Where the fuck is David the Oz?

Hello Charles - good to see you - haven't been around lately same as you -
not much of interest - SOS (same old shit) - where is the thrust and parry
of yesteryear?? If it wasnt for the critical care nurse and his 6 figure
salary we would be critically short of material!

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:49:39 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>newsou1m3t2umnbomgtbmh00t0d63aj7fp6v0@4ax.com.. .
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
[...]

>>>> >> I'd say, that in general manners are more of a requirement for
>>>> >> Europeans
>>>> >> than for Americans, hence possibly a need for being rude and
>>>> >> unfriendly
>>>> >> once in a while. ;-)
>>>> >
>>>> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American
>>>> >penises.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
>>>> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
>>>
>>><lol>!!!
>>>
>>>'Mornin' mate!
>>>Long time no see!
>>
>> Heh!
>>
>> Greetings Om mate; how goes the battle?
>>
>> I don't post much these days; it is as though a light has gone out in
>> my life since the departure of JMW... <sob>
>>
>> Shall we see his like again? Parting was such sweet sorrow...
>>
>> Where the fuck is David the Oz?
>
>Hello Charles

G'day mate; how the fuck are ya? ;o)

> - good to see you - haven't been around lately same as you -
>not much of interest - SOS (same old shit) - where is the thrust and parry
>of yesteryear??

It would appear that the "old regulars" didn't like it up them!

However, I do miss the wit and charm of good old Lee Michaels. His
'symbiotic' ramblings were amazing, and he certainly was well
acquainted with two short planks of wood.

>If it wasnt for the critical care nurse and his 6 figure
>salary we would be critically short of material!

Doncha jus luv him? Hugely talented and grossly underpaid in my
estimation! Ugly looking bugger though, for all that! ;o)

Charles wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
>> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>>

>
> Where the fuck is David the Oz?

David from Oz somehow crossed over to the other side, wherever that is....

Anyhow Chas, G'day from downunder.

--
Bob Volkmer

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:50:16 +1030, rev <mfw@volkmer.biz> wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
>>> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>>>
>
>>
>> Where the fuck is David the Oz?
>
>David from Oz somehow crossed over to the other side, wherever that is....
>
>Anyhow Chas, G'day from downunder.

G'day Bob; how's it goin' mate? ;o)

Charles <j...@msn.com> wrote:
> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> >If it wasnt for the critical care nurse and his 6 figure
> >salary we would be critically short of material!

> Doncha jus luv him?

Doesn't everybody?

> Hugely talented

AND hugely endowed.

> and grossly underpaid in my estimation!

So true.

> Ugly looking bugger though, for all that! ;o)

My dog loves me despite my looks.

David

Charles wrote:
> On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:50:16 +1030, rev <mfw@volkmer.biz> wrote:
>
>> Charles wrote:
>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
>>>> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>> Where the fuck is David the Oz?
>> David from Oz somehow crossed over to the other side, wherever that is....
>>
>> Anyhow Chas, G'day from downunder.
>
> G'day Bob; how's it goin' mate? ;o)

Considering where I was a year back, I am doing fantastic. What about
you cobber?
--
Bob Volkmer

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:06797796-0fd7-4b38-874b-cbdd2d00f017@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> Charles <j...@msn.com> wrote:
>> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> >If it wasnt for the critical care nurse and his 6 figure
>> >salary we would be critically short of material!
>
>> Doncha jus luv him?
>
> Doesn't everybody?
>
>> Hugely talented
>
> AND hugely endowed.

does that make you a big prick?

>
>> and grossly underpaid in my estimation!
>
> So true.
>
>> Ugly looking bugger though, for all that! ;o)
>
> My dog loves me despite my looks.
>
> David
>

"David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "David Cohen" <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote
> > Charles <j...@msn.com> wrote:
> >> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >If it wasnt for the critical care nurse and his 6 figure
> >> >salary we would be critically short of material!
>
> >> Doncha jus luv him?
>
> > Doesn't everybody?
>
> >> Hugely talented
>
> > AND hugely endowed.
>
> does that make you a big prick?

Yes.

David
big prick, not you

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:58:28 +1030, rev <mfw@volkmer.biz> wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:50:16 +1030, rev <mfw@volkmer.biz> wrote:
>>
>>> Charles wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:04:48 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <eht0m3du1tthp9hdl000tften97pkbgnrr@4ax.com>,
>>>>> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>> Where the fuck is David the Oz?
>>> David from Oz somehow crossed over to the other side, wherever that is....
>>>
>>> Anyhow Chas, G'day from downunder.
>>
>> G'day Bob; how's it goin' mate? ;o)
>
>Considering where I was a year back, I am doing fantastic.

That's good to hear Bob; long may it continue.

>What about you cobber?

Continuing to thrive and having great weekends. Really looking forward
to Christmas and a nice long break.

In article <pou1m3t2umnbomgtbmh00t0d63aj7fp6v0@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> >> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American penises.
> >> >
> >>
> >> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
> >> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
> >
> ><lol>!!!
> >
> >'Mornin' mate!
> >Long time no see!
>
> Heh!
>
> Greetings Om mate; how goes the battle?

Ongoing... ;-)

Once more into the breach dear friends!

Sorry, I had to go to work. I work full time night shifts you know.

>
> I don't post much these days; it is as though a light has gone out in
> my life since the departure of JMW... <sob>

Did he actually quit?
Odd that.

>
> Shall we see his like again? Parting was such sweet sorrow...
>
> Where the fuck is David the Oz?

I see he showed up later in the thread.

Welcome back Sheepfucker! :-)
--
Peace, Om

Remove - (dash) to validate gmail.

"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-1BE573.09525213122007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <pou1m3t2umnbomgtbmh00t0d63aj7fp6v0@4ax.com>,
> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> >> >Americans have no need for manners due to our enormous American
>> >> >penises.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> ...is that similar to describing them collectively as a bunch of
>> >> ill-mannered big pricks? ;o)
>> >
>> ><lol>!!!
>> >
>> >'Mornin' mate!
>> >Long time no see!
>>
>> Heh!
>>
>> Greetings Om mate; how goes the battle?
>
> Ongoing... ;-)
>
> Once more into the breach dear friends!
>
> Sorry, I had to go to work. I work full time night shifts you know.
>
>>
>> I don't post much these days; it is as though a light has gone out in
>> my life since the departure of JMW... <sob>
>
> Did he actually quit?
> Odd that.
>
>>
>> Shall we see his like again? Parting was such sweet sorrow...
>>
>> Where the fuck is David the Oz?
>
> I see he showed up later in the thread.
>
> Welcome back Sheepfucker! :-)

Ha ha! , you what is really really ironic - my chinese zodiac sign is "the
year of the sheep" - I was blown away - you know there are around 10 signs -
monkey, pig, snake etc


> Peace, Om
>
> Remove - (dash) to validate gmail.
>
> "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their
> foot down." -- Steve Rothstein