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Old 11-17-2006, 10:22 PM
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Default How much does Tony Little Weigh?

Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
Lessee, he dint have no abs when he was sellin his Ab Isolator, hadda wear a
bodysuit--hmmmmm.....
He was even a little pudgier, sellin his Gazelle, but still able to hold it
in somewhat w/ same body suit.
Recently, he was sellin his mite-free pillows on HSN, and was so fat....
HOW FAT WAS HE???
TL was so fat, a big-assed Angora sweater couldn't cover it up.
Now he's sellin some goddamm digital scale on HSN, in another big-assed
sweater, and he weighs....
<drum roll>
213 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 5'5".... BMI, anyone????? Should be in the heart-attack-tomorrow
range.
Goodgawd.....
I guess he *still* don't have no abs.

Oh, btw, TL was sposed to have been a bodybuilder at one time, mebbe won an
8 oz cup or two, mebbe somewhere in North Dakota or sumpn....
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Old 11-18-2006, 06:03 AM
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"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote in
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> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
> Lessee, he dint have no abs when he was sellin his Ab Isolator, hadda wear
> a bodysuit--hmmmmm.....

Tony's best commercial was for GEICO. When is your Hollo Barre infomercial
coming out?


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Old 11-18-2006, 06:03 AM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"


is EVERYONE taller than Will Brink???

> Oh, btw, TL was sposed to have been a bodybuilder
> at one time, mebbe won an 8 oz cup or two, mebbe
> somewhere in North Dakota or sumpn....


Are you disrespecting the 8-ounce cup?! And what do you have against ND
bodybuilders???

Hmm, otoh, ND's NPC district chairperson is located in... Minnesota?
Wtf?

http://www.npcnewsonline.com/new/npcchairpeople.htm

Maybe that's out of date.

But otOoh, looks like ND is just a frigging HOT BED of personal
training:

http://www.expertrating.com/fitness/...tification.asp


Regardless of any of that, kindly keep all disparaging remarks and post
degeneration focused on WJM, 'kay? Good. Tia.

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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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"ATP*" <> Tony's best commercial was for GEICO. When is your Hollo Barre
infomercial coming out?
>
>

is Tony Little still living with Richard Simmons?


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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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As soon as I get the okeydokey from jmw.
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> "Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote
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>> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
>> Lessee, he dint have no abs when he was sellin his Ab Isolator, hadda
>> wear a bodysuit--hmmmmm.....

> Tony's best commercial was for GEICO. When is your Hollo Barre infomercial
> coming out?
>
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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Say it ain't so... f'real?
Where'd you hear that?
I love Richard Simmons.
I met him, north of the Wash. Sq Arch on 5th ave, a long long time ago.
Don't remember much, cuz I was pretty wasted, but iffin I recall correctly,
he was pretty cordial. Pink hot pants, iirc.
He was one of the few aerobics people who was not a rip-off.
His DealaMeal ditty was right from the American Dietetics Assocn. Boy, were
they pissed....
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> "ATP*" <> Tony's best commercial was for GEICO. When is your Hollo Barre
> infomercial coming out?
>>
>>

> is Tony Little still living with Richard Simmons?
>
>
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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"Proctologically Violated©®" <> Say it ain't so... f'real? Where'd you hear
that?
> I love Richard Simmons>>


Tony Little & Richard Simmons, a match made in heaven. Old homie mentors
younger homie.


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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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On Nov 17, 1:35 pm, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14de...@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
> 213 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> At 5'5".... BMI, anyone????? Should be in the heart-attack-tomorrow
> range. Goodgawd.....
> I guess he *still* don't have no abs.


Who cares? Do you have great abs?
And lets see, he is 53 yrs old ...not in bad shape for his age ...
actually in better shape than probably 95% of men of that age.
The guy has made millions on his books, tapes and products... laughs
all the way to the bank!
Also, the guy has some creds if you look back at his bodybuilding days.

Have a flip thru the pics: http://www.tonylittle.com/about.aspx Bet
you dont have half the physique he did ...
Two big serious car accidents, which left him with major back problems
and still he came back to fitness instead of quitting.
Altho I have often thought his ponytail was attached to his hat, I
still have respect for the guy for doing his own thing and being good
at it.


joanne

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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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Actually a very interesting link. Yeah, great bod, back then.

Which makes his entrepreneurial efforts quite at odds w/ his epiphanies and
"mission statement" on p. 2 of the bio.

So, please answer this, cuz I'm actually really interested:

1. How do you justify someone, good at what they do or not, selling a
product that they themselves have PROVEN doesn't work? To wit,

If the Ab Isolator was so good, how come TL didn't have abs?

Now, let me anticipate a possible defense.
Suppose a really overweight smoker sits in a doctor's office, who himself is
really overweight and puffing away, whilst telling sed patient to lose
weight and stop smoking.
Good or Bad?
Well, good, actually, if not a little weird.
The fact that the doc cain't practice what he preaches is his problem, and
doesn't/shouldn't really taint the *advice*.
Although the perception problems are clear.

Now, same scenario, but sed doc whups out a packet of pills, at $150 a pill,
and sez, Take (buy) this 10 pack, and the belly will come off, and the
smoking will stop.
Oh yeah, guar-own-teed, of course, less S&H.

Different story, eh? With the obvious question, Well, muthafucka, why
hasn't it worked for YOU???
This, now, is fraud.
Kapisch??
Now, repeat the above scenario w/ the Gazelle.

2. Why do you think this flagrant hypocrisy never registered on the Great
American Pubic?
What's so exquisite about this is that TL didn't even PRETEND, jack, didn't
even pretend, to have abs. Just wore a body suit.

As you said, DAT is balls.
I wouldn't quite call it admirable, but to each his own.
I am curious, tho, as to an explanation.

Not sure how much TL actually gets from the stuff he promotes. Don't think
he's a principal, more a spokesperson--which no doubt is lucrative.
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On Nov 17, 1:35 pm, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14de...@optonline2.718.net> wrote:
> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
> 213 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> At 5'5".... BMI, anyone????? Should be in the heart-attack-tomorrow
> range. Goodgawd.....
> I guess he *still* don't have no abs.


Who cares? Do you have great abs?
And lets see, he is 53 yrs old ...not in bad shape for his age ...
actually in better shape than probably 95% of men of that age.
The guy has made millions on his books, tapes and products... laughs
all the way to the bank!
Also, the guy has some creds if you look back at his bodybuilding days.

Have a flip thru the pics: http://www.tonylittle.com/about.aspx Bet
you dont have half the physique he did ...
Two big serious car accidents, which left him with major back problems
and still he came back to fitness instead of quitting.
Altho I have often thought his ponytail was attached to his hat, I
still have respect for the guy for doing his own thing and being good
at it.


joanne




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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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"Proctologically Violated©®" <> Suppose a really overweight smoker sits in a
doctor's office, who himself is really overweight and puffing away, whilst
telling sed patient to lose weight and stop smoking.
>


My doctor sounds like he has emphysema, and I honestly feel sorry for the
guy and every time I see him when he gives me his medical advice I feel
urged to say: "Why don't you follow your own advice." But out of respect (he
might be dead soon), I just thank him for his help (except when he looked at
my torn biceps like if he had never seen an arm before and said maybe it was
just sprained).


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Old 11-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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At least he didn't prescribe an Ab Isolator or a Gazelle.
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> "Proctologically Violated©®" <> Suppose a really overweight smoker sits in
> a
> doctor's office, who himself is really overweight and puffing away, whilst
> telling sed patient to lose weight and stop smoking.
>>

>
> My doctor sounds like he has emphysema, and I honestly feel sorry for the
> guy and every time I see him when he gives me his medical advice I feel
> urged to say: "Why don't you follow your own advice." But out of respect
> (he
> might be dead soon), I just thank him for his help (except when he looked
> at
> my torn biceps like if he had never seen an arm before and said maybe it
> was
> just sprained).
>
>
>




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Old 11-19-2006, 01:40 PM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
> Lessee, he dint have no abs when he was sellin his Ab Isolator, hadda wear a
> bodysuit--hmmmmm.....
> He was even a little pudgier, sellin his Gazelle, but still able to hold it
> in somewhat w/ same body suit.
> Recently, he was sellin his mite-free pillows on HSN, and was so fat....
> HOW FAT WAS HE???


You know, unless he's your wife or something I just gotta ask-

Why the fuck do you seem to care so much?

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Old 11-19-2006, 01:40 PM
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 15:04:56 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:

>Actually a very interesting link. Yeah, great bod, back then.
>
>Which makes his entrepreneurial efforts quite at odds w/ his epiphanies and
>"mission statement" on p. 2 of the bio.
>
>So, please answer this, cuz I'm actually really interested:
>
>1. How do you justify someone, good at what they do or not, selling a
>product that they themselves have PROVEN doesn't work? To wit,
>
>If the Ab Isolator was so good, how come TL didn't have abs?


How do you know it didn't work? If he has belly fat like you claim
then you will never see his awesome abs.

And as for the infomercial. Well lets see, people buy chia pets and
spray paint to cover up their bald spots. And don't forget the
amazing Flobbie or Clapper.
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Old 11-19-2006, 01:40 PM
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Good point.
Maybe if you suck my dick, it'll take my mind off TL's weight and
non-existent abs.
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> Lessee--first, I think he's about 5'5"
> Lessee, he dint have no abs when he was sellin his Ab Isolator, hadda wear
> a
> bodysuit--hmmmmm.....
> He was even a little pudgier, sellin his Gazelle, but still able to hold
> it
> in somewhat w/ same body suit.
> Recently, he was sellin his mite-free pillows on HSN, and was so fat....
> HOW FAT WAS HE???


You know, unless he's your wife or something I just gotta ask-

Why the fuck do you seem to care so much?




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Old 11-20-2006, 01:37 AM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
[...]

> Maybe if you suck my dick, it'll take my mind off
> TL's weight and non-existent abs.


KINDLY KEEP ALL DISPARAGING REMARKS AND POST DEGENERATION FOCUSED ON
WJM!

Please note: This is the SECOND request.

(Don't make me go all /Planet Fitness/ on you.)

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Old 11-20-2006, 01:37 AM
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But methinks jmw now hath a protoge--
who works in a hospital and *ergo* knows everyfuknthing bout peer review.
And apparently is a TL fan.
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
[...]

> Maybe if you suck my dick, it'll take my mind off
> TL's weight and non-existent abs.


KINDLY KEEP ALL DISPARAGING REMARKS AND POST DEGENERATION FOCUSED ON
WJM!

Please note: This is the SECOND request.

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Old 11-20-2006, 01:37 AM
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joanne wrote:
[...]

> Have a flip thru the pics: http://www.tonylittle.com/about.aspx


A school bus?

Who would put a school bus on the list of potential dangers? Pirhanas,
killer bees, slip and fall, yeah, but a ~*school bus*~?

"LOOK OUT! THE BUS DRIVER'S GONE NUTS!"

Did Tony venture into some kind of real life Grand Theft Auto Land
accidentally? A wormhole, perhaps, to a parallel universe where
kindergartners are all hitmen and school bus drivers are homicidal
maniac assassins?

That world would make my job difficult at best.

[...]

> Altho I have often thought his ponytail was attached
> to his hat,


Who am I to criticize someone's hairstyle? ;o)

> I still have respect for the guy for doing his own thing
> and being good at it.


True.

But, hey, if he offers you a lift in his car...

> joanne


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