I am gay. But I am trying to quit

Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
quitting smoking.
In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
So I have come here for support and encouragement.
After all I am but human.
If I am pricked, do I not bleed?

In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> quitting smoking.
> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> After all I am but human.
> If I am pricked, do I not bleed?

Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> quitting smoking.
> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.

Perhaps you should taper. Stop being rear-ended, just give hand and
blow-jobs. Then only give hand-jobs.

Then quit.

> So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> After all I am but human.

Thats a matter of opinion.

> If I am pricked, do I not bleed?

How should i know ?!?!?!

--
Pete

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-83F9C8.06292207062007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
>> quitting smoking.
>> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>> So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> After all I am but human.
>> If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>
> Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.

Oh Gawd - now I am the butt of all jokes!

> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson

In article <4667f64a$0$994$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> "Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
> newsmp_omelet-83F9C8.06292207062007@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >
> >> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> >> quitting smoking.
> >> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> >> So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> >> After all I am but human.
> >> If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
> >
> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
>
> Oh Gawd - now I am the butt of all jokes!

Advertising is everything...
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Peace, Om

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"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:4667ee71$0$51903$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
>> quitting smoking.
>> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>
> Perhaps you should taper. Stop being rear-ended, just give hand and
> blow-jobs. Then only give hand-jobs.
>
> Then quit.

That's very creative Pete - I'll try it. It was pretty tough just to get
down to one fag per day -

>
>> So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> After all I am but human.
>
> Thats a matter of opinion.
>
>> If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>
> How should i know ?!?!?!
>
> --
> Pete
>

On Jun 7, 8:19 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>
> news:4667ee71$0$51903$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>
> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
> >> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> >> quitting smoking.
> >> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>
> > Perhaps you should taper. Stop being rear-ended, just give hand and
> > blow-jobs. Then only give hand-jobs.
>
> > Then quit.
>
> That's very creative Pete - I'll try it. It was pretty tough just to get
> down to one fag per day -
>
>

Ask spodosaurus how he get over it...

he knows how.... =)

good luck..

-vince

"VinCe" <sweet_rusky29@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1181219924.152087.172190@x35g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
> On Jun 7, 8:19 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
>>
>> news:4667ee71$0$51903$dbd4f001@news.wanadoo.nl...
>>
>> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>>
>> >> Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
>> >> quitting smoking.
>> >> In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>>
>> > Perhaps you should taper. Stop being rear-ended, just give hand and
>> > blow-jobs. Then only give hand-jobs.
>>
>> > Then quit.
>>
>> That's very creative Pete - I'll try it. It was pretty tough just to get
>> down to one fag per day -
>>
>>
>
> Ask spodosaurus how he get over it...
>
> he knows how.... =)
>
> good luck..

Thanks I hope so. I can't go on like this

>
> -vince
>

On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>
> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> > quitting smoking.
> > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> > After all I am but human.
> > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>
> Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson
Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD

Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
thing.

Good luck.

<killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
> >
> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> > > quitting smoking.
> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> > > After all I am but human.
> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
> >
> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
> > --
> > Peace, Om
> >
> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
> >
> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
Nicholson
> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>
> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
> thing.
>
> Good luck.
>

I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take it in
the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass is
enough to turn off any man!

<killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>>
>> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
>> > quitting smoking.
>> > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>> > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> > After all I am but human.
>> > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>>
>> Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
>> Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
>> --
>> Peace, Om
>>
>> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>>
>> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
>> Nicholson
> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>
> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
> thing.

To be truthful (being Aussie of course) I find myself more attracted to
sheep than anything else. Male sheep of course. Actually you came up with
a pretty good idea - maybe I will try to find a lesbian who might jam a
dildo up my ass. that might work. Probably hurt a bit but I'll get used to
it


>
> Good luck.
>

"Spammers_Should_Be_Shot" <NoSpam@MyEmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> <killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
>> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>> >
>> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
>> > > quitting smoking.
>> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> > > After all I am but human.
>> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>> >
>> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
>> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
>> > --
>> > Peace, Om
>> >
>> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>> >
>> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson
>> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>>
>> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
>> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
>> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
>> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
>> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
>> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
>> thing.
>>
>> Good luck.
>>
>
> I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take it in
> the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass is
> enough to turn off any man!
>

Look, I'm doing my best, right. It's not easy being a homosexual. In fact I
only found that out recently that I was definitely gay. My doctor asked me
"where do you have sex?" and like most people I replied "at home". So the
doctor informed me "well I guess that makes you a home-o sexual"
>
>
>

In article <4669300c$0$991$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> "Spammers_Should_Be_Shot" <NoSpam@MyEmail.com> wrote in message
> news:KJGdnSE-f8PgkPTbnZ2dnUVZ_s-rnZ2d@comcast.com...
> >
> > <killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
> >> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
> >> >
> >> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not unlike
> >> > > quitting smoking.
> >> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> >> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> >> > > After all I am but human.
> >> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
> >> >
> >> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> >> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
> >> > --
> >> > Peace, Om
> >> >
> >> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
> >> >
> >> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> > Nicholson
> >> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
> >>
> >> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
> >> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
> >> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
> >> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
> >> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
> >> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
> >> thing.
> >>
> >> Good luck.
> >>
> >
> > I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take it in
> > the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass is
> > enough to turn off any man!
> >
>
> Look, I'm doing my best, right. It's not easy being a homosexual. In fact I
> only found that out recently that I was definitely gay. My doctor asked me
> "where do you have sex?" and like most people I replied "at home". So the
> doctor informed me "well I guess that makes you a home-o sexual"
> >
> >
> >

So if you have sex in cars, that makes you an autosexual?
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-2ABCF5.05442408062007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <4669300c$0$991$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> "Spammers_Should_Be_Shot" <NoSpam@MyEmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:KJGdnSE-f8PgkPTbnZ2dnUVZ_s-rnZ2d@comcast.com...
>> >
>> > <killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
>> >> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>> >> >
>> >> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> >> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not
>> >> > > unlike
>> >> > > quitting smoking.
>> >> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>> >> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> >> > > After all I am but human.
>> >> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>> >> >
>> >> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
>> >> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
>> >> > --
>> >> > Peace, Om
>> >> >
>> >> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>> >> >
>> >> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" --
>> >> > Jack
>> > Nicholson
>> >> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>> >>
>> >> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
>> >> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
>> >> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
>> >> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
>> >> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
>> >> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
>> >> thing.
>> >>
>> >> Good luck.
>> >>
>> >
>> > I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take it
>> > in
>> > the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass is
>> > enough to turn off any man!
>> >
>>
>> Look, I'm doing my best, right. It's not easy being a homosexual. In
>> fact I
>> only found that out recently that I was definitely gay. My doctor asked
>> me
>> "where do you have sex?" and like most people I replied "at home". So the
>> doctor informed me "well I guess that makes you a home-o sexual"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>
> So if you have sex in cars, that makes you an autosexual?

No, it makes you too cheap to find a motel room!

> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson

On Jun 8, 11:46 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "Omelet" <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> newsmp_omelet-2ABCF5.05442408062007@news.giganews.com...
>
>
>
> > In article <4669300c$0$991$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> "Spammers_Should_Be_Shot" <NoS...@MyEmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:KJGdnSE-f8PgkPTbnZ2dnUVZ_s-rnZ2d@comcast.com...
>
> >> > <killerklownzfrommy...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegr oups.com...
> >> >> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>
> >> >> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >> >> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not
> >> >> > > unlike
> >> >> > > quitting smoking.
> >> >> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
> >> >> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
> >> >> > > After all I am but human.
> >> >> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>
> >> >> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
> >> >> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
> >> >> > --
> >> >> > Peace, Om
>
> >> >> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> >> >> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" --
> >> >> > Jack
> >> > Nicholson
> >> >> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>
> >> >> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or have
> >> >> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
> >> >> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
> >> >> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a find a
> >> >> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to regular
> >> >> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
> >> >> thing.
>
> >> >> Good luck.
>
> >> > I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take it
> >> > in
> >> > the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass is
> >> > enough to turn off any man!
>
> >> Look, I'm doing my best, right. It's not easy being a homosexual. In
> >> fact I
> >> only found that out recently that I was definitely gay. My doctor asked
> >> me
> >> "where do you have sex?" and like most people I replied "at home". So the
> >> doctor informed me "well I guess that makes you a home-o sexual"
>
> > So if you have sex in cars, that makes you an autosexual?
>
> No, it makes you too cheap to find a motel room!
>
> > --
> > Peace, Om
>
> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> > Nicholson

xD lmao.

your doctor's a wise ass.

well...have you not like (looking for the right word), been on the
"receiving" end of anal sex, i mean, your saying a dildo would hurt
you but um, does it give you pleasure at all? if not, then you could
just have anal sex with a woman. that'd make the transition fairly
easier wouldn't it?

<killerklownzfrommyass@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Jun 8, 11:46 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> "Omelet" <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> newsmp_omelet-2ABCF5.05442408062007@news.giganews.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > In article <4669300c$0$991$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
>> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>> >> "Spammers_Should_Be_Shot" <NoS...@MyEmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:KJGdnSE-f8PgkPTbnZ2dnUVZ_s-rnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>
>> >> > <killerklownzfrommy...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >> >news:1181267814.204798.84910@d30g2000prg.googlegr oups.com...
>> >> >> On Jun 7, 4:29 am, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> > In article <4667eb1c$0$29661$afc38...@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>>
>> >> >> > "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> > > Yes I am gay but I am trying to quit - I find that it is not
>> >> >> > > unlike
>> >> >> > > quitting smoking.
>> >> >> > > In fact, right now I am down to one fag per day.
>> >> >> > > So I have come here for support and encouragement.
>> >> >> > > After all I am but human.
>> >> >> > > If I am pricked, do I not bleed?
>>
>> >> >> > Try putting a Nicorette patch on your penis.
>> >> >> > Before you know it, you will be down to one butt per week.
>> >> >> > --
>> >> >> > Peace, Om
>>
>> >> >> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>>
>> >> >> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" --
>> >> >> > Jack
>> >> > Nicholson
>> >> >> Going to take a serious note, despite all the humor here. xD
>>
>> >> >> Are you attracted to men as much as you're attracted to women? Or
>> >> >> have
>> >> >> you felt intense emotions for a male other than as a friend. It'd
>> >> >> actually be a tricky matter to deal with, especially if you enjoy
>> >> >> being the on the receiver end of anal sex but maybe you could a
>> >> >> find a
>> >> >> girl that's into experimentation? Then work your way down to
>> >> >> regular
>> >> >> sex? But if you're actually gay, it's not sort of an irreversible
>> >> >> thing.
>>
>> >> >> Good luck.
>>
>> >> > I thought homosexuality was a choice? He can just chose not to take
>> >> > it
>> >> > in
>> >> > the poop shoot anymore? Besides, the thought of some guys hairy ass
>> >> > is
>> >> > enough to turn off any man!
>>
>> >> Look, I'm doing my best, right. It's not easy being a homosexual. In
>> >> fact I
>> >> only found that out recently that I was definitely gay. My doctor
>> >> asked
>> >> me
>> >> "where do you have sex?" and like most people I replied "at home". So
>> >> the
>> >> doctor informed me "well I guess that makes you a home-o sexual"
>>
>> > So if you have sex in cars, that makes you an autosexual?
>>
>> No, it makes you too cheap to find a motel room!
>>
>> > --
>> > Peace, Om
>>
>> > Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>>
>> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
>> > Nicholson
>
> xD lmao.
>
> your doctor's a wise ass.
>
> well...have you not like (looking for the right word), been on the
> "receiving" end of anal sex, i mean, your saying a dildo would hurt
> you but um, does it give you pleasure at all? if not, then you could
> just have anal sex with a woman. that'd make the transition fairly
> easier wouldn't it?

When I posted this, I said that gjving up 'being gay' was not unlike giving
up cigarettes . . . I'm down to one fag per day now.

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