"I Survived Knee Surgery!" Gifts for post-op knee surgery patients.

http://KneeTees.com

On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:21:20 -0700, Stevenpdk2000 <stevenpdk2000@yahoo.com> wrote:

>http://KneeTees.com

This would be a great gift for an amputee.



I know! I'll start my OWN operation -- clothing for amputees.

I'll call it:

AmpuTees.com


Initial product line:

T-shirt for single-arm amputee: (S)HE WAS COYOTE UGLY

T-shirt for bilateral arm amputee: (S)HE WAS _DOUBLE_ COYOTE UGLY

T-shirt for quad amputee: CALL ME... "MATT"

Baseball jersey for right-arm amputee:
BATS: L
THROWS: L


For girl missing an arm:
GOOD THING I'M NOT HELEN KELLER
SO I CAN STILL MASTURBATE


For leg amputee: ASK ME TO DANCE

workout T For bilateral leg amputee:

MY SQUATS ARE _ALWAYS_ "ASS TO GRASS"

On Sep 9, 7:52 pm, Lucas Buck <sbcp...@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:21:20 -0700, Stevenpdk2000 <stevenpdk2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >http://KneeTees.com
>
> This would be a great gift for an amputee.
>
> I know! I'll start my OWN operation -- clothing for amputees.
>
> I'll call it:
>
> AmpuTees.com
>
> Initial product line:
>
> T-shirt for single-arm amputee: (S)HE WAS COYOTE UGLY
>
> T-shirt for bilateral arm amputee: (S)HE WAS _DOUBLE_ COYOTE UGLY
>
> T-shirt for quad amputee: CALL ME... "MATT"
>
> Baseball jersey for right-arm amputee:
> BATS: L
> THROWS: L
>
> For girl missing an arm:
> GOOD THING I'M NOT HELEN KELLER
> SO I CAN STILL MASTURBATE
>
> For leg amputee: ASK ME TO DANCE
>
> workout T For bilateral leg amputee:
>
> MY SQUATS ARE _ALWAYS_ "ASS TO GRASS"

Funny stuff. I'll go so far as to guess that some of these folks would
laugh out loud.

http://www.hbo.com/events/aliveday/

Airs "tonight" depending on what part of the planet you reside.

--
Curt

"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:21:20 -0700, Stevenpdk2000
> <stevenpdk2000@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>http://KneeTees.com
>
> This would be a great gift for an amputee.
>
>
>
> I know! I'll start my OWN operation -- clothing for amputees.
>
> I'll call it:
>
> AmpuTees.com
>
>
or "Amputee Apparel"

http://americanapparel.net/

Taking pictures (and more) of your employees is apparently more fun than
making money selling clothes.......