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11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | |  I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
also
as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
Hmm what else?
Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
my
small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
"seabiscuit".
--
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Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
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11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
SteveH wrote:
> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
> also
> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>
> Hmm what else?
>
>
> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
> my
> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
> "seabiscuit".
>
> --
> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
>
> www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>
Have you tried jumping in front of a train? |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"Elder" <carl.robson@bouncing-czechs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1faee337f93365bca54@news.individual.net.. .
> In article <1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
> snarler03@yahoo.co.uk says...
> And you smell like yesterdays odd socks.
You've robbed me of the only part of "Ken" that is mildly entertaining, the
posting...
--
The DervMan www.dervman.com |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
Marvin wrote:
> SteveH wrote:
> > And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
> > also
> > as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
> > press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
> >
> > Hmm what else?
> >
> >
> > Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
> > confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
> > my
> > small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
> > "seabiscuit".
> >
> > --
> > SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
> >
> > www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
> > Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
> > BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
> >
>
> Have you tried jumping in front of a train?
He sounds much too weak to jump. Perhaps someone could push him. dkw |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
> also
> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>
> Hmm what else?
>
>
> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
> my
> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
> "seabiscuit".
>
> --
> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
>
> www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>
Green peppers - what's all that about.
In fact, peppers in general - just as pointless as watercress or, God
forbid, cucumber. |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"Marvin" <kilauea.3@yahoo.delete.co.uk> wrote in message
news:xdqdnU6F29s6StnYRVnygQ@bt.com...
>
> Have you tried jumping in front of a train?
Someone did that yesterday (saturday) at Maidenhead Train Station... I was
about to go into Slough and the closed the line from Reading to London
Paddington
|
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
In news:reydnWQGHtbIQdnYnZ2dnUVZ8t-dnZ2d@bt.com,
Bob Sherunckle <zilspeed@beeteeopenworld.com> wittered on forthwith;
> "SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
>> also
>> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
>> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>>
>> Hmm what else?
>>
>>
>> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
>> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
>> my
>> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
>> "seabiscuit".
>>
>> --
>> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa
>> Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75
>> TSpark
>> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
>> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>>
>
> Green peppers - what's all that about.
>
> In fact, peppers in general - just as pointless as watercress or, God
> forbid, cucumber.
Watercress isn't that awful, it's pointless, but not as bad as peas.
I have issues with peas, personally. Mushy peas are the most evilly awful
thing to ever blight a plate. Garden peas are just pointless, they don't
taste of anything if you eat them along with something else on the same
forkload, but if you eat a mouthful of the things they're fuckin' awful.
--
Pete M - Using the Scouse Side of the Force -
Range Rover Vogue EFI
Citroën Xantia SX TD
OMF#9
"Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple
felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."  |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
Pete M wrote:
> In news:reydnWQGHtbIQdnYnZ2dnUVZ8t-dnZ2d@bt.com,
> Bob Sherunckle <zilspeed@beeteeopenworld.com> wittered on forthwith;
> > "SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> >> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
> >> also
> >> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
> >> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
> >>
> >> Hmm what else?
> >>
> >>
> >> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
> >> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
> >> my
> >> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
> >> "seabiscuit".
> >>
> >> --
> >> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa
> >> Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75
> >> TSpark
> >> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
> >> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
> >>
> >
> > Green peppers - what's all that about.
> >
> > In fact, peppers in general - just as pointless as watercress or, God
> > forbid, cucumber.
>
> Watercress isn't that awful, it's pointless, but not as bad as peas.
>
> I have issues with peas, personally. Mushy peas are the most evilly awful
> thing to ever blight a plate. Garden peas are just pointless, they don't
> taste of anything if you eat them along with something else on the same
> forkload, but if you eat a mouthful of the things they're fuckin' awful.
>
> --
> Pete M - Using the Scouse Side of the Force -
> Range Rover Vogue EFI
> Citroën Xantia SX TD
> OMF#9
>
> "Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple
> felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."
In the words of a dead VW -"give peas a chance" |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
In news:1162142090.405237.75510@e64g2000cwd.googlegro ups.com,
Reg Guthrie Tipton Tourist Board <waltermoseley@gotomy.com> wittered on
forthwith;
> Pete M wrote:
>> In news:reydnWQGHtbIQdnYnZ2dnUVZ8t-dnZ2d@bt.com,
>> Bob Sherunckle <zilspeed@beeteeopenworld.com> wittered on forthwith;
>>> "SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>>>> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
>>>> also
>>>> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I
>>>> bench press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>>>>
>>>> Hmm what else?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
>>>> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes
>>>> likes my
>>>> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
>>>> "seabiscuit".
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa
>>>> Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa
>>>> 75 TSpark
>>>> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
>>>> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>>>>
>>>
>>> Green peppers - what's all that about.
>>>
>>> In fact, peppers in general - just as pointless as watercress or,
>>> God forbid, cucumber.
>>
>> Watercress isn't that awful, it's pointless, but not as bad as peas.
>>
>> I have issues with peas, personally. Mushy peas are the most evilly
>> awful thing to ever blight a plate. Garden peas are just pointless,
>> they don't taste of anything if you eat them along with something
>> else on the same forkload, but if you eat a mouthful of the things
>> they're fuckin' awful.
>>
> In the words of a dead VW -"give peas a chance"
*snort*
Nice one, that made me genuinely laugh.
--
Pete M - Using the Scouse Side of the Force -
Range Rover Vogue EFI
Citroën Xantia SX TD
OMF#9
"Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple
felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous." |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
Pete M <pete.murray@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co. uk> wrote:
> Mushy peas are the most evilly awful
> thing to ever blight a plate.
Pah! Call yourself a northerner!
You'll be drinking shandy next.
--
SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC # |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
In news:1hnzc7r.1boi96oilygnkN%steve@italiancar.co.uk ,
SteveH <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wittered on forthwith;
> Pete M <pete.murray@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co. uk> wrote:
>
>> Mushy peas are the most evilly awful
>> thing to ever blight a plate.
>
> Pah! Call yourself a northerner!
I do indeed, I just can't hack the fucking things at all.
>
> You'll be drinking shandy next.
Take that back! I'm well known for my dislike of Southern drinks!!
--
Pete M - Using the Scouse Side of the Force -
Range Rover Vogue EFI
Citroën Xantia SX TD
OMF#9
"Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple
felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."
|
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
SteveH <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Oh dear.... say goodbye to another account, fuckwit.
--
SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC # |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"Pete M" <pete.murray@bogoffwithzepressedmeatblueyonder.co. uk> wrote in
message news:ei2mlt$pcm$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> In news:reydnWQGHtbIQdnYnZ2dnUVZ8t-dnZ2d@bt.com,
> Bob Sherunckle <zilspeed@beeteeopenworld.com> wittered on forthwith;
>> "SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>>> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
>>> also
>>> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
>>> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>>>
>>> Hmm what else?
>>>
>>>
>>> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
>>> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
>>> my
>>> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
>>> "seabiscuit".
>>>
>>> --
>>> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa
>>> Romeo' www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75
>>> TSpark
>>> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
>>> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>>>
>>
>> Green peppers - what's all that about.
>>
>> In fact, peppers in general - just as pointless as watercress or, God
>> forbid, cucumber.
>
> Watercress isn't that awful, it's pointless, but not as bad as peas.
>
> I have issues with peas, personally. Mushy peas are the most evilly awful
> thing to ever blight a plate. Garden peas are just pointless, they don't
> taste of anything if you eat them along with something else on the same
> forkload, but if you eat a mouthful of the things they're fuckin' awful.
>
> --
Peas are very much a context sensitive component of a meal.
I am no more likely to go and open, and indeed consume, a tin of peas of my
own volition than I would be to go and volunteer my body to further
dysentery research.
However, were my dear old mother, God rest her soul, to invite me down for
dinner with peas making an appearance on the menu they would be finished in
short order without any suggestion of dissent.
There you have it.
Peas, yet another context sensitive foodstuff...
Or maybe I was just scared.
I'll get me coat etc... |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
SteveH wrote:
> And I've never won a fight, in fact, I avoid them. I'm brittle. I'm
> also
> as gay as the guy who plays Gandalf and Magneto! How much can I bench
> press? Maybe 20 lbs... max! I think I would need help though.
>
> Hmm what else?
>
>
> Oh yeah... because I am a wimp in real life, I avoid real physical
> confrontation. My boyfriend Todd Bridges from Different Strokes likes
> my
> small weak body. He likes to overpower me and force me to eat his
> "seabiscuit".
>
> --
> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
>
> www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
> Alfa 156 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI SE - COSOC KOTL
> BOTAFOT #87 - BOTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #
>
So sad
-- www.pickuptruckracing.com www.scsaracing.com
Posting from my desktop |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"SteveH" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote in
> Oh dear.... say goodbye to another account, fuckwit.
Don't worry Steve-we know it's not really you.
It's like when someone pretends to be Conor, and posts that he likes to have
sex with 99-y-o women.
I mean, why can't these people have the sense to post something plausible if
they are trying to pass themselves off as somebody else?
--
Regards, Vince. www.TruckDrivingInRussia.co.uk |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
Elder wrote:
> In article <1162137886.247805.243490@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
> snarler03@yahoo.co.uk says...
> And you smell like yesterdays odd socks.
Having read the title, I was expecting a post about Henry Kelly.
--
JackH |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
SteveH wrote:
JD ???
--
Bully
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matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
"Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:N_OdneKCLZE7v9jYnZ2dnUVZ8smdnZ2d@bt.com...
> It's like when someone pretends to be Conor, and posts that he likes to
> have sex with 99-y-o women.
>
> I mean, why can't these people have the sense to post something plausible
> if they are trying to pass themselves off as somebody else?
I'd believe the 99 year old woman thing... I mean, they're hot... Aren't
they...?...
|
11-09-2006, 09:34 AM
| | | Re: I'm really thin, bald, have a small penis and weak
seabiscuit ?
Is that an 'orse ?
I hate the rude, ignorant, little twaty egomaniac 2 but get a better piss
take :-)
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