Indian man marries a dog in traditional Hindu ceremony

They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
website that is being spammed all over USENET.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog

NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
reported Tuesday.

P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
ear," he said in the report.

The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
situation had improved.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.

The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
dog got a bun.

On Nov 14, 12:36 pm, Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28...@NOSPAM.
28622.invalid> wrote:
> They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
> website that is being spammed all over USENET.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog
>
> NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
> traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
> other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
> reported Tuesday.
>
> P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
> by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
> at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
> Times newspaper said.
>
> Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
> two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
>
> "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
> ear," he said in the report.
>
> The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
> only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
> situation had improved.
>
> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>
> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>
> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> dog got a bun.


Can John M. Williams and his cats be far behind?

In article <Teqdnd0Wnd-br6banZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@giganews.com>,
Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28622@NOSPAM.28622.invalid> wrote:

> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>
> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>
> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> dog got a bun.

Did he consummate the wedding to make it valid?
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"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-FA20F3.12100014112007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <Teqdnd0Wnd-br6banZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@giganews.com>,
> Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28622@NOSPAM.28622.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
>> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>>
>> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
>> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>>
>> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
>> dog got a bun.
>
> Did he consummate the wedding to make it valid?
>

Screw the pooch?

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:27:15 -0600, "jim menning"
<jmenningSPAM@new.rr.com> wrote:

>
>"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
>newsmp_omelet-FA20F3.12100014112007@news.giganews.com...
>> In article <Teqdnd0Wnd-br6banZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@giganews.com>,
>> Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28622@NOSPAM.28622.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
>>> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>>>
>>> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
>>> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>>>
>>> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
>>> dog got a bun.
>>
>> Did he consummate the wedding to make it valid?
>>
>
>Screw the pooch?
>

You may now kiss the bitch.

On Nov 14, 11:36 am, Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28...@NOSPAM.
28622.invalid> wrote:
> They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
> website that is being spammed all over USENET.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog
>
> NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
> traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
> other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
> reported Tuesday.
>
> P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
> by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
> at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
> Times newspaper said.
>
> Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
> two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
>
> "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
> ear," he said in the report.
>
> The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
> only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
> situation had improved.
>
> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>
> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>
> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> dog got a bun.

I'm pretty sure this guy was the last Ebay customer support person I
spoke to.

Ozark

On 2007-11-14, Ozark <donc314@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 14, 11:36 am, Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28...@NOSPAM.
> 28622.invalid> wrote:
>> They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
>> website that is being spammed all over USENET.
>>
>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog
>>
>> NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
>> traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
>> other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
>> reported Tuesday.
>>
>> P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
>> by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
>> at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
>> Times newspaper said.
>>
>> Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
>> two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
>>
>> "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
>> ear," he said in the report.
>>
>> The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
>> only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
>> situation had improved.
>>
>> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
>> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>>
>> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
>> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>>
>> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
>> dog got a bun.
>
> I'm pretty sure this guy was the last Ebay customer support person I
> spoke to.
>
> Ozark
>

I think that he was tha zero feedback bidder who bid on my pizza oven
and then backed out.

i

Ignoramus28622 wrote:
>
> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>
> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>
> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> dog got a bun.

Has anyone sent this to Michael Vick?
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On Nov 14, 12:36 pm, Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28...@NOSPAM.
28622.invalid> wrote:
> They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
> website that is being spammed all over USENET.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog
>
> NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
> traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
> other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
> reported Tuesday.
>
> P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
> by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
> at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
> Times newspaper said.
>
> Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
> two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
>
> "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
> ear," he said in the report.
>
> The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
> only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
> situation had improved.
>
> Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
>
> The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
>
> The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> dog got a bun.

Looks the same as a"gay marriage"!

In article <1195080446.514478.159760@57g2000hsv.googlegroups. com>,
tripurantaka@yahoo.com wrote:

> On Nov 14, 12:36 pm, Ignoramus28622 <ignoramus28...@NOSPAM.
> 28622.invalid> wrote:
> > They should post a video of the first night to that "indian sex"
> > website that is being spammed all over USENET.
> >
> > http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/...a_man_weds_dog
> >
> > NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a
> > traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two
> > other dogs to death an act he believes cursed him a newspaper
> > reported Tuesday.
> >
> > P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen
> > by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday
> > at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan
> > Times newspaper said.
> >
> > Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned
> > two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
> >
> > "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one
> > ear," he said in the report.
> >
> > The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the
> > only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his
> > situation had improved.
> >
> > Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings
> > to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
> >
> > The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog,
> > which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.
> >
> > The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the
> > dog got a bun.
>
> Looks the same as a"gay marriage"!

At least the way the Bushies see it.

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