June Humour Awards nominations

David kicks off this month's nominations with one for Pete for the
following conversation re Vic Richards

Schuh: "How many shows did he win??"
Pete: "At least one. Mr. Nigeria."
Schuh: "That is not a real show."
Pete: "Why not?

Is Nigeria not a real Country? That doesnt make any sense."

--

I'm nominating Will Brink (I believe his first nom, btw) for

"them gentics me flex we rob no drug them go up greatness" /copy and
paste

It's a stand-alone quote that's an absolute tickler, imo.

And the bookend was a giggler, too.

"Well flex greatness pass focus drugs bad go stop now genetic, to you
too!" /copy and paste

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Curt

In article <1180803042.709063.83870@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> David kicks off this month's nominations with one for Pete for the
> following conversation re Vic Richards
>
> Schuh: "How many shows did he win??"
> Pete: "At least one. Mr. Nigeria."
> Schuh: "That is not a real show."
> Pete: "Why not?
>
> Is Nigeria not a real Country? That doesnt make any sense."
>
> --

Good gawds, what happened to May????

Time flies when you are having....

aging contests.

<sigh>
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Om wrote:
[...]

> Good gawds, what happened to May????

Don't blink, Om. It'll be 2008 before you know it.

> Time flies when you are having....
>
> aging contests.
>
> <sigh>

Hey, cheer up. Enjoy aging during your vacation! )

And since you've got all this free time, I've got a drink chip waiting
for you at the MFW juice bar.

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Curt

In article <1180807485.964504.220830@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups .com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> [...]
>
> > Good gawds, what happened to May????
>
> Don't blink, Om. It'll be 2008 before you know it.

No kidding. :-(

>
> > Time flies when you are having....
> >
> > aging contests.
> >
> > <sigh>
>
> Hey, cheer up. Enjoy aging during your vacation! )

I'm going to get a bit of sleep and work on that storage shed mess
tomorrow, I swear!

>
> And since you've got all this free time, I've got a drink chip waiting
> for you at the MFW juice bar.
>
> --
> Curt

Free time is an oxymoron.

As long as the juice bar drink contains a bit of Vodka...

Thanks! ;-)
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Charles nominates Om for the following:

> Omelet wrote:
> > "Hard Bop Drums" wrote:
>
> >> What is it with these morons
> >> who find it impossible to set
> >> down their dumbbells like
> >> normal human beings?
[...]

> > It's the 'roids dude... /nom

)

--

Jason Earl for

"Everyone who trains *is* a moron. I think that MFW proves this
conclusively ." /nom

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Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Jason Earl for
>
> "Everyone who trains *is* a moron. I think that MFW proves this
> conclusively ." /nom
>
> --

<rofl>

I'd missed that one!
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It's the DZ & Pete Show!

Pete: The three greatest bodybuilders who ever lived are;
Victor Richards
Lee Priest
Boyer Coe
(Nimrod King and Greg Kovacs were also very good...)

DZ: I've heard there is just one word for both "immature" and
"infantile" in Netherlandian.

/nomination

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In article <1180902433.676594.133270@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups .com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> It's the DZ & Pete Show!
>
> Pete: The three greatest bodybuilders who ever lived are;
> Victor Richards
> Lee Priest
> Boyer Coe
> (Nimrod King and Greg Kovacs were also very good...)

I rather like Levrone personally.
Best deltoids there ever were.

>
> DZ: I've heard there is just one word for both "immature" and
> "infantile" in Netherlandian.
>
> /nomination
>
> --

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Om wrote:
[...]

> I rather like Levrone personally.
> Best deltoids there ever were.

Agreed on that. Absolutely. In fact, afaik, Levrone is the only
bodybuilder whose delts were able to literally mask a pec tear. His
front delt just erased the tear - or perhaps the tear wasn't that
severe. Regardless, Levrone's delts were/are primo.

Levrone's entire physique was remarkable. Markus Ruhl on his DVD
titled Made in Germany even commented on Levrone's triceps as a pair
he wishes he could develop similarly. High praise from Ruhl, a
tremendous physique in his own right.

Om, how would you pronounce Levrone's last name? I always thought it
was Le Vrone (last part pronounced like stone) but Ruhl said Le Vro
Knee.

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I'm hoping this was posted in tribute to Dana Carvey's "When I was a
kid" (or however that was phrased) skit hilarity, however it just
might be a REAL diatribe.

Regardless, I'm nominating Burr's post in the spirit of "We walked
backwards in ten feet of snow to get to school! And we LIKED IT!"
Enjoy:

You Guys are CRY BABIES,

I worked out in Gold's Gym four days a week for 15 years, everybody in
there
is an animal and I was proud to be one also.

WE farted at the squat rack, cussed on the benches and flirted
with
every fox that came in. I had the same partner for 10 years and we
took care
of each other.

God help you if you didn't rack your weights or walked away from a
bench
and left it loaded unless the next guy asked you to. It only takes
onetime
of some guy asking at the top of his voice if your to lazy to rack
your
weight to make a believer out of you. The next time you were asked to
leave
and you didn't get a refund, remember the house rules?

AND GOD HELP YOU IF EVER YOU DON'T HAVE A TOWEL IN YOUR HAND!!!

We always squatted on Saturday and there would be ten guys working
with
two stands and lots of BS to go with it but "No one ever got hurt". We
would
load 1400 pounds on the inclined leg press machine then put some ones
fat
ass girlfriend on top and press her also.

GOD, bring back the good old days, these kids don't even know what
it's
all about! AND these little people over here couldn't pull a knife
out of
hot butter. They have no idea in the world what fun is but they are in
awe
of some of the shit I do and the weights I push!!

Burr " /nom

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"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm hoping this was posted in tribute to Dana Carvey's "When I was a
> kid" (or however that was phrased) skit hilarity, however it just
> might be a REAL diatribe.
>
> Regardless, I'm nominating Burr's post in the spirit of "We walked
> backwards in ten feet of snow to get to school! And we LIKED IT!"
> Enjoy:
>
> You Guys are CRY BABIES,
>
> I worked out in Gold's Gym four days a week for 15 years, everybody in
> there
> is an animal and I was proud to be one also.
>
> WE farted at the squat rack, cussed on the benches and flirted
> with
> every fox that came in. I had the same partner for 10 years and we
> took care
> of each other.
>
> God help you if you didn't rack your weights or walked away from a
> bench
> and left it loaded unless the next guy asked you to. It only takes
> onetime
> of some guy asking at the top of his voice if your to lazy to rack
> your
> weight to make a believer out of you. The next time you were asked to
> leave
> and you didn't get a refund, remember the house rules?
>
> AND GOD HELP YOU IF EVER YOU DON'T HAVE A TOWEL IN YOUR HAND!!!
>
> We always squatted on Saturday and there would be ten guys working
> with
> two stands and lots of BS to go with it but "No one ever got hurt". We
> would
> load 1400 pounds on the inclined leg press machine then put some ones
> fat
> ass girlfriend on top and press her also.
>
> GOD, bring back the good old days, these kids don't even know what
> it's
> all about! AND these little people over here couldn't pull a knife
> out of
> hot butter. They have no idea in the world what fun is but they are in
> awe
> of some of the shit I do and the weights I push!!
>
> Burr " /nom
>
> --
>
Eat your heart out Curt.

Burr wrote:
I scribbled:
> > I'm hoping this was posted in
> > tribute to Dana Carvey's "When
> > I was a kid" (or however that was
> > phrased) skit hilarity, however it just
> > might be a REAL diatribe.
>
> > Regardless, I'm nominating Burr's
> > post in the spirit of "We walked
> > backwards in ten feet of snow to
> > get to school! And we LIKED IT!"
> > Enjoy:
>
> > You Guys are CRY BABIES,
>
> > I worked out in Gold's Gym four days
> > a week for 15 years, everybody in
> > there is an animal and I was proud
> > to be one also.
>
> > WE farted at the squat rack,
> > cussed on the benches and flirted
> > with every fox that came in.

-=snip alladaschtufff i agree with=-

> > Burr " /nom
>
> Eat your heart out Curt.

How much protein is in the average heart? I'm big-hearted, so that'll
add to the number of grams, of course. D

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David gets a nom for what Jason Earl called "Comedy genius":

I think we should remind ourselves . . . why are we posting here? To
snipe,
ridicule, form little cliques, have a laugh (haha haha). Or are we
here to
exchange ideas, post information, assist and motivate new people? Is
this a
comedy venue? Or a serious forum for those interested in weight
training?
I think we should stick to the serious topics
i.e.
how to loose weight
how to tone up with least effort
how to develop long muscles

OK?? Makes sense?? /nom

Yes, loose weight and tone gave it away. Kudos.

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"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> David gets a nom for what Jason Earl called "Comedy genius":
>
> I think we should remind ourselves . . . why are we posting here? To
> snipe,
> ridicule, form little cliques, have a laugh (haha haha). Or are we
> here to
> exchange ideas, post information, assist and motivate new people? Is
> this a
> comedy venue? Or a serious forum for those interested in weight
> training?
> I think we should stick to the serious topics
> i.e.
> how to loose weight
> how to tone up with least effort
> how to develop long muscles
>
> OK?? Makes sense?? /nom
>
> Yes, loose weight and tone gave it away. Kudos.
>
the smart money is on me this month - I would a like a little statue this
time

> --
>

David wrote:
[...]

> the smart money is on me this
> month - I would a like a little
> statue this time

I'll contact the sculptor immediately.

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Curt

On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:34:08 -0700, Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

>Om wrote:
>[...]
>
>> I rather like Levrone personally.
>> Best deltoids there ever were.
>
>Agreed on that. Absolutely. In fact, afaik, Levrone is the only
>bodybuilder whose delts were able to literally mask a pec tear. His
>front delt just erased the tear - or perhaps the tear wasn't that
>severe. Regardless, Levrone's delts were/are primo.
>
>Levrone's entire physique was remarkable. Markus Ruhl on his DVD
>titled Made in Germany even commented on Levrone's triceps as a pair
>he wishes he could develop similarly. High praise from Ruhl, a
>tremendous physique in his own right.
>
>Om, how would you pronounce Levrone's last name? I always thought it
>was Le Vrone (last part pronounced like stone) but Ruhl said Le Vro
>Knee.

It's pronounced (mat'risis).

Lucas Buck's

"All your gibberish are belong to us"

in reply to Frank's

"I tried many methods of weight loss they help me by 10 pounds, but
really good hard, but also efforts
Hopes to be able to share this experience, you will be encouraged to
lose weight is the force I"

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In article <1181073569.348734.210740@j4g2000prf.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Lucas Buck's
>
> "All your gibberish are belong to us"
>
> in reply to Frank's
>
> "I tried many methods of weight loss they help me by 10 pounds, but
> really good hard, but also efforts
> Hopes to be able to share this experience, you will be encouraged to
> lose weight is the force I"
>
> --

I missed that one.
Very good!
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Lucas Buck for his response to JMW's and Albert Conklin's exchange:

Albert: Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!".. That would mean that if you
are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
James Dean believed that.

JMW: Fat people are better at surviving motor vehicle crashes?

And the nominated response:

"How many fat people could fit behind the wheel of the 1955 Porsche
Spyder? Seriously." /nom

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Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Lucas Buck for his response to JMW's and Albert Conklin's exchange:
>
> Albert: Hmmm...."LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE!".. That would mean that if you
> are skinny you will never die. I wonder if
> James Dean believed that.
>
> JMW: Fat people are better at surviving motor vehicle crashes?
>
> And the nominated response:
>
> "How many fat people could fit behind the wheel of the 1955 Porsche
> Spyder? Seriously." /nom
>
> --

Lucas needs to do standup comedy.
So does Cohen.

They could become wealthy celebrities overnight.
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Om wrote:
[...]

> Lucas needs to do standup comedy.

His Spyder comment was perfect.

> So does Cohen.

Agreed. Cohen has a fantastic sense of humor.

> They could become wealthy celebrities overnight.

It'd be interesting to witness. I wonder how writing comedy translates
to delivering comedy before a live audience. A live and often very
drunk audience.

You have any favorite comedians?

I looooooved Steve Martin's Let's Get Small and A Wild and Crazy Guy.
Did you own those? That was 1977 and 1978 according to Wiki (but I
should remember the years as I played those albums over and over and
over and over during high school.

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In article <1181076139.277641.264340@j4g2000prf.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> [...]
>
> > Lucas needs to do standup comedy.
>
> His Spyder comment was perfect.
>
> > So does Cohen.
>
> Agreed. Cohen has a fantastic sense of humor.
>
> > They could become wealthy celebrities overnight.
>
> It'd be interesting to witness. I wonder how writing comedy translates
> to delivering comedy before a live audience. A live and often very
> drunk audience.

They seem to be spontanious enough. :-)

>
> You have any favorite comedians?

Cohen and Buck. <G>

>
> I looooooved Steve Martin's Let's Get Small and A Wild and Crazy Guy.
> Did you own those? That was 1977 and 1978 according to Wiki (but I
> should remember the years as I played those albums over and over and
> over and over during high school.
>
> --
> Curt

I've not purchased comedy albums in ages.
Mom and Dad had/have the Bill Cosby series.
I rather like Eddie Murphy personally.

Paul Lynde was good (may he RIP) and so is Robin Williams.

Dave Barry tho' has got to be one of my current published favorites.
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Om exclaims "June Humor Award nomination!!!" in response to

Bully: "Well done to the guys on alt.horror. They've actually made the
members of the mfw underclass seem like valuable members of society.
But then everything is relative."

Cohen: "Be more sensitive, Neil. The intellectually impaired need to
be treated gently, and with compassion. Pat them on the head. They
like that." /nom

Note to Om and all: Posting nominations is NOT limited to the Humour
Committee members. Uh, the Humour Committe membership is, afaik, not
limited either. ;o)

Well, I draw the line at the hat-peeing custodian.

--
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Om wrote:
[...]

re favorite comedians and comedy albums

> Cohen and Buck. <G>

D Yes, and agreed on their seeming spontaneity.

[...]

> I've not purchased comedy albums in ages.
> Mom and Dad had/have the Bill Cosby series.
> I rather like Eddie Murphy personally.

I've heard some Cosby and know Eddie Murphy from SNL, but haven't
rented Delirious(?) yet.

> Paul Lynde was good (may he RIP)

I loved him on Hollywood Squares as well as the occasional episode of
Bewitched (well, at least ONE episode, iirc).

> and so is Robin Williams.

Notorious for swiping material a la Milton Berle. Regardless, I'm a
Robin Williams fan, too. It's delivery as much as material, imo.

> Dave Barry tho' has got to be one of
> my current published favorites.

I have a fat volume that collects several of his books. Haven't read
but a fraction of that book but I've enjoyed what I have read.

I've been reading Janet Evanovich's novels and enjoy her wit
immensely. http://evanovich.com/

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I'd just like to state for the record that, although I suspect the
sentiment is not reciprocated entirely, unanimously, or even perhaps
remotely, I really like everyone here for one reason or another. I
mean, yes, Williams has a weird obsession as evidenced by his various
Curt online tributes and Schuh seemingly has to call anyone who
disagrees with him a [expletive deleted] moron, but they both seem
like solid individuals with a good bit of info and wit between them.

Just wanted to preface my nomination of Charles' "you are as thick as
two short planks," so there's no misinterpetation that I'm attacking
an MFW patron by laughing out loud at those eight words. D

Charles, fwiw, I reached my Google posting limit (yes, there actually
is such a thing) at around 6 p.m. or so and therefore copied and
pasted the above post to my Gmail account for later posting.
Regardless, it appears that I'm not the only one who admired the two
short planks comment.

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Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
> fwiw, I reached my Google posting limit
> (yes, there actually is such a thing)

At groups.google.ru, there a google reading limit too.

DZ wrote:
I scribbled:
> > fwiw, I reached my Google posting limit
> > (yes, there actually is such a thing)
>
> At groups.google.ru, there a google reading limit too.

Are you kidding me?

I'm allowed to read endlessly, but they do limit the amount I can
annoy John M.'s kill file, er, I mean the amount I can post.

Interesting news, good sir. Thank you.

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In article <1181081702.416178.42350@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om exclaims "June Humor Award nomination!!!" in response to
>
> Bully: "Well done to the guys on alt.horror. They've actually made the
> members of the mfw underclass seem like valuable members of society.
> But then everything is relative."
>
> Cohen: "Be more sensitive, Neil. The intellectually impaired need to
> be treated gently, and with compassion. Pat them on the head. They
> like that." /nom
>
> Note to Om and all: Posting nominations is NOT limited to the Humour
> Committee members. Uh, the Humour Committe membership is, afaik, not
> limited either. ;o)
>
> Well, I draw the line at the hat-peeing custodian.
>
> --
> Curt

Whoever he is... ;-)
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In article <1181083009.600096.304510@m36g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> Om wrote:
> [...]
>
> re favorite comedians and comedy albums
>
> > Cohen and Buck. <G>
>
> D Yes, and agreed on their seeming spontaneity.
>
> [...]
>
> > I've not purchased comedy albums in ages.
> > Mom and Dad had/have the Bill Cosby series.
> > I rather like Eddie Murphy personally.
>
> I've heard some Cosby and know Eddie Murphy from SNL, but haven't
> rented Delirious(?) yet.
>
> > Paul Lynde was good (may he RIP)
>
> I loved him on Hollywood Squares as well as the occasional episode of
> Bewitched (well, at least ONE episode, iirc).

He had some great one liners.

>
> > and so is Robin Williams.
>
> Notorious for swiping material a la Milton Berle. Regardless, I'm a
> Robin Williams fan, too. It's delivery as much as material, imo.
>
> > Dave Barry tho' has got to be one of
> > my current published favorites.
>
> I have a fat volume that collects several of his books. Haven't read
> but a fraction of that book but I've enjoyed what I have read.
>
> I've been reading Janet Evanovich's novels and enjoy her wit
> immensely. http://evanovich.com/
>
> --
> Curt

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Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
> DZ wrote:
> I scribbled:
>> > fwiw, I reached my Google posting limit
>> > (yes, there actually is such a thing)
>>
>> At groups.google.ru, there a google reading limit too.
>
> Are you kidding me?

Yes!

"In Soviet Russia, blah-blah-blah".

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <1181081702.416178.42350@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups. com>,
> Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Om exclaims "June Humor Award nomination!!!" in response to
>>
>> Bully: "Well done to the guys on alt.horror. They've actually made the
>> members of the mfw underclass seem like valuable members of society.
>> But then everything is relative."
>>
>> Cohen: "Be more sensitive, Neil. The intellectually impaired need to
>> be treated gently, and with compassion. Pat them on the head. They
>> like that." /nom
>>
>> Note to Om and all: Posting nominations is NOT limited to the Humour
>> Committee members. Uh, the Humour Committe membership is, afaik, not
>> limited either. ;o)
>>
>> Well, I draw the line at the hat-peeing custodian.
>>
>> --
>> Curt
>
> Whoever he is... ;-)

Om, he is the ex janitor at the building where Curt 'works' - he stole
Curt's hat and then peed in it. Charles and I are partners in the company
that employs Curt. . We sell time share units in the Bahamas - business is
not what you would call brisk so Curt has to subsidize his wages just
temporarily till we get on our feet

> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson

In article <46665adb$0$22416$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> > Whoever he is... ;-)
>
> Om, he is the ex janitor at the building where Curt 'works' - he stole
> Curt's hat and then peed in it. Charles and I are partners in the company
> that employs Curt. . We sell time share units in the Bahamas - business is
> not what you would call brisk so Curt has to subsidize his wages just
> temporarily till we get on our feet

Yeah yeah, I got all that, but who is he?

Pete?
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> In article <46665adb$0$22416$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> > Whoever he is... ;-)
>>
>> Om, he is the ex janitor at the building where Curt 'works' - he stole
>> Curt's hat and then peed in it. Charles and I are partners in the
>> company
>> that employs Curt. . We sell time share units in the Bahamas - business
>> is
>> not what you would call brisk so Curt has to subsidize his wages just
>> temporarily till we get on our feet
>
> Yeah yeah, I got all that, but who is he?
>
> Pete?

No not Pete. Actually we offered the job to Pete but Charles couldn't get
along with his girlfriend . . . some black sista with an ass about the size
of a parking lot.

> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson

On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 17:57:11 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
>newsmp_omelet-8E9274.02002606062007@news.giganews.com...
>> In article <46665adb$0$22416$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>> > Whoever he is... ;-)
>>>
>>> Om, he is the ex janitor at the building where Curt 'works' - he stole
>>> Curt's hat and then peed in it. Charles and I are partners in the
>>> company
>>> that employs Curt. . We sell time share units in the Bahamas - business
>>> is
>>> not what you would call brisk so Curt has to subsidize his wages just
>>> temporarily till we get on our feet
>>
>> Yeah yeah, I got all that, but who is he?
>>
>> Pete?
>
>No not Pete. Actually we offered the job to Pete but Charles couldn't get
>along with his girlfriend . . . some black sista with an ass about the size
>of a parking lot.
>

That wasn't the case at all; Pete got jealous and buggered up the
blossoming relationship between myself and "the big black sista"! And
there was me thinking that Pete was Mr 2007 and very sophisticated.

Curt has been pestering me with further requests for an increase in
his pay and perks. I have approved a can of Diet Coke per week,
together with half-day holiday every fourth Sunday of the month where
there is a R in the month.

I think we are spoiling him, but he has become indispensable. Add to
that the fact that he does a good job of keeping the 'cuddle-chums'
Spaz Man and The Enforcer in order, and I think you will agree that he
deserves being spoilt now and again!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:misc63pmch3pk5b9rkl0rop6of9575qb8m@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 17:57:11 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>newsmp_omelet-8E9274.02002606062007@news.giganews.com...
>>> In article <46665adb$0$22416$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> > Whoever he is... ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Om, he is the ex janitor at the building where Curt 'works' - he stole
>>>> Curt's hat and then peed in it. Charles and I are partners in the
>>>> company
>>>> that employs Curt. . We sell time share units in the Bahamas - business
>>>> is
>>>> not what you would call brisk so Curt has to subsidize his wages just
>>>> temporarily till we get on our feet
>>>
>>> Yeah yeah, I got all that, but who is he?
>>>
>>> Pete?
>>
>>No not Pete. Actually we offered the job to Pete but Charles couldn't get
>>along with his girlfriend . . . some black sista with an ass about the
>>size
>>of a parking lot.
>>
>
> That wasn't the case at all; Pete got jealous and buggered up the
> blossoming relationship between myself and "the big black sista"! And
> there was me thinking that Pete was Mr 2007 and very sophisticated.
>
Yes it must have been unnerving the way Pete 'likes to watch'.

> Curt has been pestering me with further requests for an increase in
> his pay and perks. I have approved a can of Diet Coke per week,
> together with half-day holiday every fourth Sunday of the month where
> there is a R in the month.
>
I hope you didn't promise him an increase - you know you're such a softie. ~
a weekly can of cole, fix his stool, he should be a happy man.

> I think we are spoiling him, but he has become indispensable. Add to
> that the fact that he does a good job of keeping the 'cuddle-chums'
> Spaz Man and The Enforcer in order, and I think you will agree that he
> deserves being spoilt now and again!

Yes of course, Just offer him a review of his salary at Christmas time -
then as usual we say "sales have been crap. . . . next year will be better.
.. . ." you know the drill.
Ok,

DZ wrote:
I was oblivious (something new? ;o)):
> > DZ wrote:
> > I scribbled:
> >> > fwiw, I reached my Google posting limit
> >> > (yes, there actually is such a thing)
>
> >> At groups.google.ru, there a google
> >> reading limit too.
>
> > Are you kidding me?
>
> Yes!
>
> "In Soviet Russia, blah-blah-blah".

D'OH! I nominate DZ for

"At groups.google.ru, there a google reading limit too."

Went riiiiight over my head.

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