knocked cattle (how to lose a championship game in spectacular fashion)

before a barren milkcow is cut up for that 99 cent double cheeseburger
you ate at mcdonald's earlier in the week, she meets the knocker.

it's the knocker's job to stun the cow before she enters the horror of
the slaughterhouse line. otherwise, the cow would kick and squirm and
maybe hurt an underpaid worker on the line while she was being
systematically dismembered. knocking involves the use of an
air-charged bolt gun that propels a metal shaft through the skull and
into the brain of the ill-fated soon-to-be ground beef.

that's what osu's offensive line looked like monday night.

the blank stares from troy smith.

they didn't even know what hit them before the play was over.

In article <1168453944.215928.296530@k58g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
"kcmunchkin@gmail.com" <kcmunchkin@gmail.com> wrote:

> before a barren milkcow is cut up for that 99 cent double cheeseburger
> you ate at mcdonald's earlier in the week, she meets the knocker.
>
> it's the knocker's job to stun the cow before she enters the horror of
> the slaughterhouse line. otherwise, the cow would kick and squirm and
> maybe hurt an underpaid worker on the line while she was being
> systematically dismembered. knocking involves the use of an
> air-charged bolt gun that propels a metal shaft through the skull and
> into the brain of the ill-fated soon-to-be ground beef.
>
> that's what osu's offensive line looked like monday night.
>
> the blank stares from troy smith.
>
> they didn't even know what hit them before the play was over.

Sounds like the last couple of Spurs games.

<sigh>
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In newsmp_omelet-72CE35.12520910012007@news.giganews.com,
Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> typed:
> In article <1168453944.215928.296530@k58g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
> "kcmunchkin@gmail.com" <kcmunchkin@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> before a barren milkcow is cut up for that 99 cent double
>> cheeseburger you ate at mcdonald's earlier in the week, she meets
>> the knocker.
>>
>> it's the knocker's job to stun the cow before she enters the horror
>> of the slaughterhouse line. otherwise, the cow would kick and
>> squirm and maybe hurt an underpaid worker on the line while she was
>> being systematically dismembered. knocking involves the use of an
>> air-charged bolt gun that propels a metal shaft through the skull and
>> into the brain of the ill-fated soon-to-be ground beef.
>>
>> that's what osu's offensive line looked like monday night.
>>
>> the blank stares from troy smith.
>>
>> they didn't even know what hit them before the play was over.
>
> Sounds like the last couple of Spurs games.
>
> <sigh>


You follow British soccer ?!!?

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the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill

In article <50kr2eF1frk54U1@mid.individual.net>,
"Bully" <bully19@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote:

> In newsmp_omelet-72CE35.12520910012007@news.giganews.com,
> Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> typed:
> > In article <1168453944.215928.296530@k58g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
> > "kcmunchkin@gmail.com" <kcmunchkin@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> before a barren milkcow is cut up for that 99 cent double
> >> cheeseburger you ate at mcdonald's earlier in the week, she meets
> >> the knocker.
> >>
> >> it's the knocker's job to stun the cow before she enters the horror
> >> of the slaughterhouse line. otherwise, the cow would kick and
> >> squirm and maybe hurt an underpaid worker on the line while she was
> >> being systematically dismembered. knocking involves the use of an
> >> air-charged bolt gun that propels a metal shaft through the skull and
> >> into the brain of the ill-fated soon-to-be ground beef.
> >>
> >> that's what osu's offensive line looked like monday night.
> >>
> >> the blank stares from troy smith.
> >>
> >> they didn't even know what hit them before the play was over.
> >
> > Sounds like the last couple of Spurs games.
> >
> > <sigh>
>
>
> You follow British soccer ?!!?

Spurs are the San Antonio Texas Basketball team.

Altho' sometimes Basketball might as well be soccer! <G>
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In newsmp_omelet-2D2481.13131910012007@news.giganews.com,
Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> typed:
> In article <50kr2eF1frk54U1@mid.individual.net>,
> "Bully" <bully19@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote:
>
>> In newsmp_omelet-72CE35.12520910012007@news.giganews.com,
>> Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> typed:
>>> In article <1168453944.215928.296530@k58g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
>>> "kcmunchkin@gmail.com" <kcmunchkin@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> before a barren milkcow is cut up for that 99 cent double
>>>> cheeseburger you ate at mcdonald's earlier in the week, she meets
>>>> the knocker.
>>>>
>>>> it's the knocker's job to stun the cow before she enters the horror
>>>> of the slaughterhouse line. otherwise, the cow would kick and
>>>> squirm and maybe hurt an underpaid worker on the line while she was
>>>> being systematically dismembered. knocking involves the use of an
>>>> air-charged bolt gun that propels a metal shaft through the skull
>>>> and into the brain of the ill-fated soon-to-be ground beef.
>>>>
>>>> that's what osu's offensive line looked like monday night.
>>>>
>>>> the blank stares from troy smith.
>>>>
>>>> they didn't even know what hit them before the play was over.
>>>
>>> Sounds like the last couple of Spurs games.
>>>
>>> <sigh>
>>
>>
>> You follow British soccer ?!!?
>
> Spurs are the San Antonio Texas Basketball team.
>
> Altho' sometimes Basketball might as well be soccer! <G>

Well no. Despite my deep-seated loathing of soccer and all things
soccer-related it's at least slightly less one-dimensional than basketball
!

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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill