MFW's December Humour Award

On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:02:33 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
>newsmp_omelet-46E2F5.14394807012007@news.giganews.com...
>> In article <45a15298$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> ,
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>> newsti2q2h97c195ve38kgnsqpfae9dp446v7@4ax.com...
>>> > On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:04:31 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>> > wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>In article <1168162409.789159.208200@51g2000cwl.googlegroups. com>,
>>> >> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
>>> >>> stool).
>>> >>
>>> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>>> >>different meaning...
>>> >
>>> > No shit...
>>> >
>>>
>>> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>>>
>>
>> Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>
>Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his craft -
>a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
>

Modesty forbids me adding to that which you have already made obvious.

Monday is good today for some odd reason! ;o)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:05:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:fhv2q21m0da56dipfemd3ch4t11dd79b2t@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 06:05:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>newsti2q2h97c195ve38kgnsqpfae9dp446v7@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:04:31 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <1168162409.789159.208200@51g2000cwl.googlegroups. com>,
>>>>>> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
>>>>>>> stool).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>>>>>>different meaning...
>>>>>
>>>>> No shit...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>>>>
>>>
>>> At last and about time too you limelight hugging award seeking self
>>> publicising Oz bugger. You remind me of Mutley forever chasing Dick
>>> Dastardly for medals.
>>>
>>> It's all snouts in the trough lads and lasses so let's get stuck in!
>>> ;o)
>>
>>There are two things I dearly covet - the monthly humour award and of
>>course
>>my neighbours ass (his wife's of course! (not that there is anything wrong
>>with his ass which is a fine looking specimen)
>>
>
> As you are an Australian citizen I urge you to drop American "ass" and
> adopt the more correct indigenous Oz "arse", the quality of the arse
> concerned notwithstanding!
>
> Hey - it's Monday! ;o)

I will do it forthwith once you show me any reference in the bible which
says "thou must not covet thy neighbours arse"

On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:07:26 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:rjh1q215ihktmof08q9ati3cva6adjqfbj@4ax.com.. .
>> On Sun, 7 Jan 2007 19:42:23 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:1168153923.096021.84750@42g2000cwt.googleg roups.com...
>> [...]
>>
>>>>
>>>> The mention of Mrs. Taylor has me immediately making a mental note to
>>>> myself to nominate you for January's award. Your entire acceptance
>>>> speech post had me rolling.
>>>>
>>>
>>>That's decent of you Curt - I don't think for a moment that I could ever
>>>win
>>>this award for 2 months in a row! Could it be possible? I dare not even
>>>think . . . my gosh!! (just btw I was thinking of suggesting to Charles
>>>that you might have a modest increase in your perks - I thought (just for
>>>a
>>>start) your very own key to the Men's Room??
>>
>> No chance - he can dig a pit in the paddock behind the executive
>> dining room for all I care, and discharge ballast to his heart's
>> content!
>>
>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> OMG!! I forgot Om!! The person who was generous enough
>>>>> to give me the nomination in the first place!
>>>>
>>>> Om offered you TWO nominations, actually.
>>>>
>>>>> Thank you! Thank you!
>>>>
>>>> No, thank you! Laughter is truly the best medicine. Congratulations on
>>>> this amazing achievement. ;o)
>>>
>>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
>>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity it
>>>deserves!
>>>
>>
>> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
>> fifteen minutes of fame!
>>
>> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
>> Devil...
>
>Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
>
>

It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.

Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!

I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)

On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:28:18 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:9d64q2d16ce34a67j75s9gv93phpbs2e1t@4ax.com.. .
>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:05:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:fhv2q21m0da56dipfemd3ch4t11dd79b2t@4ax.com ...
>>>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 06:05:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>>newsti2q2h97c195ve38kgnsqpfae9dp446v7@4ax.c om...
>>>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:04:31 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <1168162409.789159.208200@51g2000cwl.googlegroups. com>,
>>>>>>> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
>>>>>>>> stool).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>>>>>>>different meaning...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No shit...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> At last and about time too you limelight hugging award seeking self
>>>> publicising Oz bugger. You remind me of Mutley forever chasing Dick
>>>> Dastardly for medals.
>>>>
>>>> It's all snouts in the trough lads and lasses so let's get stuck in!
>>>> ;o)
>>>
>>>There are two things I dearly covet - the monthly humour award and of
>>>course
>>>my neighbours ass (his wife's of course! (not that there is anything wrong
>>>with his ass which is a fine looking specimen)
>>>
>>
>> As you are an Australian citizen I urge you to drop American "ass" and
>> adopt the more correct indigenous Oz "arse", the quality of the arse
>> concerned notwithstanding!
>>
>> Hey - it's Monday! ;o)
>
>I will do it forthwith once you show me any reference in the bible which
>says "thou must not covet thy neighbours arse"
>

I will direct you to the relevant text if you first indicate to me
where in the bible I may view your assertion that: "Thou shalt covet
thy neighbour's wife's ass"!!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:7i64q2df5ffhcvphftudg69hs266uua8pf@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:07:26 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:rjh1q215ihktmof08q9ati3cva6adjqfbj@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Sun, 7 Jan 2007 19:42:23 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:1168153923.096021.84750@42g2000cwt.google groups.com...
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The mention of Mrs. Taylor has me immediately making a mental note to
>>>>> myself to nominate you for January's award. Your entire acceptance
>>>>> speech post had me rolling.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>That's decent of you Curt - I don't think for a moment that I could ever
>>>>win
>>>>this award for 2 months in a row! Could it be possible? I dare not even
>>>>think . . . my gosh!! (just btw I was thinking of suggesting to
>>>>Charles
>>>>that you might have a modest increase in your perks - I thought (just
>>>>for
>>>>a
>>>>start) your very own key to the Men's Room??
>>>
>>> No chance - he can dig a pit in the paddock behind the executive
>>> dining room for all I care, and discharge ballast to his heart's
>>> content!
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>> OMG!! I forgot Om!! The person who was generous enough
>>>>>> to give me the nomination in the first place!
>>>>>
>>>>> Om offered you TWO nominations, actually.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you! Thank you!
>>>>>
>>>>> No, thank you! Laughter is truly the best medicine. Congratulations on
>>>>> this amazing achievement. ;o)
>>>>
>>>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
>>>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity
>>>>it
>>>>deserves!
>>>>
>>>
>>> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
>>> fifteen minutes of fame!
>>>
>>> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
>>> Devil...
>>
>>Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
>>
>>
>
> It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
> you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
> celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.
>
> Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
> achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!
>
> I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)

OK, I do admit I did a little bit of 'sucking up' as you so indelicatly put
it. My motto is my new sig

"Just do whatever it takes"

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:f874q2pko6lijktorod742g5qgn44epg1f@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:28:18 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:9d64q2d16ce34a67j75s9gv93phpbs2e1t@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:05:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:fhv2q21m0da56dipfemd3ch4t11dd79b2t@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 06:05:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>newsti2q2h97c195ve38kgnsqpfae9dp446v7@4ax. com...
>>>>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:04:31 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <1168162409.789159.208200@51g2000cwl.googlegroups. com>,
>>>>>>>> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
>>>>>>>>> stool).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>>>>>>>>different meaning...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No shit...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> At last and about time too you limelight hugging award seeking self
>>>>> publicising Oz bugger. You remind me of Mutley forever chasing Dick
>>>>> Dastardly for medals.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's all snouts in the trough lads and lasses so let's get stuck in!
>>>>> ;o)
>>>>
>>>>There are two things I dearly covet - the monthly humour award and of
>>>>course
>>>>my neighbours ass (his wife's of course! (not that there is anything
>>>>wrong
>>>>with his ass which is a fine looking specimen)
>>>>
>>>
>>> As you are an Australian citizen I urge you to drop American "ass" and
>>> adopt the more correct indigenous Oz "arse", the quality of the arse
>>> concerned notwithstanding!
>>>
>>> Hey - it's Monday! ;o)
>>
>>I will do it forthwith once you show me any reference in the bible which
>>says "thou must not covet thy neighbours arse"
>>
>
> I will direct you to the relevant text if you first indicate to me
> where in the bible I may view your assertion that: "Thou shalt covet
> thy neighbour's wife's ass"!!

True I realize it seems as if the general intent as found in the old
testament seems a little twisted - you would sympathize if you had yourself
seen this lady bending over at the tulips

In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
> >> >>different meaning...
> >> >
> >> > No shit...
> >> >
> >>
> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
> >>
> >
> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>
> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his craft -
> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!

It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

In article <7i64q2df5ffhcvphftudg69hs266uua8pf@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:07:26 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> >news:rjh1q215ihktmof08q9ati3cva6adjqfbj@4ax.com.. .
> >> On Sun, 7 Jan 2007 19:42:23 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> >> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:1168153923.096021.84750@42g2000cwt.googleg roups.com...
> >> [...]
> >>
> >>>>
> >>>> The mention of Mrs. Taylor has me immediately making a mental note to
> >>>> myself to nominate you for January's award. Your entire acceptance
> >>>> speech post had me rolling.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>That's decent of you Curt - I don't think for a moment that I could ever
> >>>win
> >>>this award for 2 months in a row! Could it be possible? I dare not even
> >>>think . . . my gosh!! (just btw I was thinking of suggesting to Charles
> >>>that you might have a modest increase in your perks - I thought (just for
> >>>a
> >>>start) your very own key to the Men's Room??
> >>
> >> No chance - he can dig a pit in the paddock behind the executive
> >> dining room for all I care, and discharge ballast to his heart's
> >> content!
> >>
> >>>
> >>>> [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>> OMG!! I forgot Om!! The person who was generous enough
> >>>>> to give me the nomination in the first place!
> >>>>
> >>>> Om offered you TWO nominations, actually.
> >>>>
> >>>>> Thank you! Thank you!
> >>>>
> >>>> No, thank you! Laughter is truly the best medicine. Congratulations on
> >>>> this amazing achievement. ;o)
> >>>
> >>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
> >>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity it
> >>>deserves!
> >>>
> >>
> >> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
> >> fifteen minutes of fame!
> >>
> >> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
> >> Devil...
> >
> >Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
> >
> >
>
> It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
> you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
> celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.
>
> Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
> achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!
>
> I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)

<shocked look>

I'm now a board member?

I must have missed the memo!
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

In article <45a21cc3$0$4753$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:9d64q2d16ce34a67j75s9gv93phpbs2e1t@4ax.com...
> > On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:05:59 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> >>news:fhv2q21m0da56dipfemd3ch4t11dd79b2t@4ax.com. ..
> >>> On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 06:05:43 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> >>>>newsti2q2h97c195ve38kgnsqpfae9dp446v7@4ax.co m...
> >>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:04:31 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>In article <1168162409.789159.208200@51g2000cwl.googlegroups. com>,
> >>>>>> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
> >>>>>>> stool).
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
> >>>>>>different meaning...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> No shit...
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> At last and about time too you limelight hugging award seeking self
> >>> publicising Oz bugger. You remind me of Mutley forever chasing Dick
> >>> Dastardly for medals.
> >>>
> >>> It's all snouts in the trough lads and lasses so let's get stuck in!
> >>> ;o)
> >>
> >>There are two things I dearly covet - the monthly humour award and of
> >>course
> >>my neighbours ass (his wife's of course! (not that there is anything wrong
> >>with his ass which is a fine looking specimen)
> >>
> >
> > As you are an Australian citizen I urge you to drop American "ass" and
> > adopt the more correct indigenous Oz "arse", the quality of the arse
> > concerned notwithstanding!
> >
> > Hey - it's Monday! ;o)
>
> I will do it forthwith once you show me any reference in the bible which
> says "thou must not covet thy neighbours arse"

Interpretation of that ancient tome is subjective...
and personal variations are allowable based on historical precedence.
--
Peace, Om

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:07:38 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>> >> >>different meaning...
>> >> >
>> >> > No shit...
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>> >>
>> >
>> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>>
>> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his craft -
>> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
>
>It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)

The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)

On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:11:08 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <7i64q2df5ffhcvphftudg69hs266uua8pf@4ax.com>,
> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>
[...]

>> >>>
>> >>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
>> >>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity it
>> >>>deserves!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
>> >> fifteen minutes of fame!
>> >>
>> >> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
>> >> Devil...
>> >
>> >Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
>> >
>> >
>>
>> It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
>> you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
>> celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.
>>
>> Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
>> achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!
>>
>> I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)
>
><shocked look>
>
>I'm now a board member?
>
>I must have missed the memo!

You have been co-opted by presidential decree!

Many congratulations - and don't be fooled by that arse creeping Oz,
mate! ;o)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:arb4q2t4fftbp1tcnft209j1oenqao37aj@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:07:38 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an
>>> >> >>entirely
>>> >> >>different meaning...
>>> >> >
>>> >> > No shit...
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny
>>> >> comment!!
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>>>
>>> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his
>>> craft -
>>> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
>>
>>It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)
>
> The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)

These slights do not go unnoticed.

On Tue, 9 Jan 2007 01:13:51 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:arb4q2t4fftbp1tcnft209j1oenqao37aj@4ax.com.. .
>> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:07:38 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an
>>>> >> >>entirely
>>>> >> >>different meaning...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > No shit...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny
>>>> >> comment!!
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his
>>>> craft -
>>>> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
>>>
>>>It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)
>>
>> The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)
>
>These slights do not go unnoticed.
>

Not even slightly?

He who lives by the sword must expect the odd prick now and again! ;o)

In article <arb4q2t4fftbp1tcnft209j1oenqao37aj@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:07:38 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >
> >> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
> >> >> >>different meaning...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No shit...
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
> >>
> >> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his craft
> >> -
> >> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
> >
> >It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)
>
> The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)

;-D
He _is_ funny tho'!
--
Peace, Om

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In article <stb4q2husg7s461q3qdf3kgd3t4cbp28qj@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:11:08 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <7i64q2df5ffhcvphftudg69hs266uua8pf@4ax.com>,
> > Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
> >
> [...]
>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
> >> >>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity
> >> >>>it
> >> >>>deserves!
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
> >> >> fifteen minutes of fame!
> >> >>
> >> >> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
> >> >> Devil...
> >> >
> >> >Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
> >> you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
> >> celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.
> >>
> >> Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
> >> achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!
> >>
> >> I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)
> >
> ><shocked look>
> >
> >I'm now a board member?
> >
> >I must have missed the memo!
>
> You have been co-opted by presidential decree!
>
> Many congratulations - and don't be fooled by that arse creeping Oz,
> mate! ;o)

Should I be scared? <G>
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On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:30:51 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <arb4q2t4fftbp1tcnft209j1oenqao37aj@4ax.com>,
> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:07:38 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <45a216ba$0$9773$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
>> > "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >> >>You _do_ know that in a laboratory, the word "stool" has an entirely
>> >> >> >>different meaning...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > No shit...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I would like to nominate Charles for the JHA this very funny comment!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Short but sweet eh? ;-)
>> >>
>> >> Yes, Charles is obviously a comedic genius! - very competent at his craft
>> >> -
>> >> a milliion laughs ha ha ha ha!!!
>> >
>> >It's the simple things in life that bring you joy..... ;-)
>>
>> The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)
>
>;-D
>He _is_ funny tho'!

He is and we have had a lot of fun together for a long while now,
which includes being rude to each other without malice. ;o)

On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:31:33 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <stb4q2husg7s461q3qdf3kgd3t4cbp28qj@4ax.com>,
> Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:11:08 -0600, Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <7i64q2df5ffhcvphftudg69hs266uua8pf@4ax.com>,
>> > Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:
>> >
>> [...]
>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>I am grateful for the confidence you have placed in me and hope that I
>> >> >>>fulfil your expectations that I would carry this award with the dignity
>> >> >>>it
>> >> >>>deserves!
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You have obviously surrendered your dignity and integrity for your
>> >> >> fifteen minutes of fame!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Remember what happened to the poor bugger who sold his soul to the
>> >> >> Devil...
>> >> >
>> >> >Sorry, was that on the news? I missed that. What happened to him?
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> It was well publicised at the time but it comes as no surprise that
>> >> you didn't hear about it, given your obsession with achieving minor
>> >> celebrity using your dubious talents in the humour arena.
>> >>
>> >> Not that I'm in any way envious of the modest success you have
>> >> achieved, by sucking up to The Chairman and Board Member Om!
>> >>
>> >> I like Mondays at the moment! ;o)
>> >
>> ><shocked look>
>> >
>> >I'm now a board member?
>> >
>> >I must have missed the memo!
>>
>> You have been co-opted by presidential decree!
>>
>> Many congratulations - and don't be fooled by that arse creeping Oz,
>> mate! ;o)
>
>Should I be scared? <G>

Serpently not! ;o)

In article <gg05q25ojruk2bagau3pdgp5u0o29bmto0@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> >> The Oz is nothing else if not "simple"! ;o)
> >
> >;-D
> >He _is_ funny tho'!
>
> He is and we have had a lot of fun together for a long while now,
> which includes being rude to each other without malice. ;o)

Indeed!!!
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In article <4j05q258k2ti8nrdget6dcldcopk0r9d5g@4ax.com>,
Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote:

> >> Many congratulations - and don't be fooled by that arse creeping Oz,
> >> mate! ;o)
> >
> >Should I be scared? <G>
>
> Serpently not! ;o)

<cough>

(Cedar season you know......)
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Charles wrote:

re David

> <snip> we have had a lot of fun together for a long while now,
> which includes being rude to each other without malice. ;o)

Without malice? Hmm. I don't know about you, Charles, but David gave me
a fancy malice to drink my Chagrine from. That was before he booted me
from my cubicle, of course. Still, I'll echo any and all pro-David
sentiments.

--
Curt

On 8 Jan 2007 14:56:55 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>
>re David
>
>> <snip> we have had a lot of fun together for a long while now,
>> which includes being rude to each other without malice. ;o)
>
>Without malice? Hmm. I don't know about you, Charles, but David gave me
>a fancy malice to drink my Chagrine from. That was before he booted me
>from my cubicle, of course. Still, I'll echo any and all pro-David
>sentiments.
>

That was malice from the chalice then.

I told you he wasn't to be trusted when there are baubles in the
offing!

"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Charles wrote:
> [...]
>
>> There is a degree of sycophancy and mutual pissing up kilts emerging
>> here, which will undermine the potential goodwill engendered by the
>> Humour Committee's activities.
>
> Pssst, Charles, SHHH! If I'm ever going to get my cubicle back you're
> going to have to play along. Damn it, man!
>
>> You are referring to the chap who has done nothing but constantly
>> undermine your activities as Chairman, while completely overlooking
>> the albeit somewhat modest contributions from your benefactor.
>
> YOU'RE RIGHT! Why, I'd just as soon take a poke at him as look at the
> cubicle-stealing son of a...
>
> But, no, I won't stoop to his level (lest I fall off my wobbling
> stool).
>
>> In your summing up for the month you managed to give a mention to
>> almost every regular contributor to the Group, plus a couple of
>> passing drunks who wondered what the fuck the fuss was all about.
>
> I suspect that may be the case. Regardless, a Humour Committee member
> must fulfill his tasks!
>
>> I thought it had been established that members of the Humour Committee
>> were exempt from nomination for the prestigious monthly awards.
>
> Oh, they are, however one cannot overlook TWO nominations. (Well, one
> CAN, however, uh, well, that is, I mean...)
>
>> I assumed that this was the reason why a certain English gentleman
>> did not even merit a single syllable 'crap' for his modest input.
>
> Every word you type is an award in and of itself for all of MFW,
> Charles Hudson, Esq.
>
>> I urge you to review procedures Mr Chairman or it is likely heads will
>> roll. If that sounds like sour grapes mate - IT FUCKING IS!!
>
> Good old sour grapes! I'm on a prune kick currently. May have to try
> those. I think Emmy's enjoying some sour grapes of late. Must be the
> new hot diet supplement.
>
>> The appointment you hold brings with it certain responsibilities; it
>> also invites criticism and hostility if you err.
>
> I appreciate your advice and recommendations always, Charles. It is a
> grave responsibility and one I don't take lightly. Otoh, humor is
> supposed to be kinda light and so, I mean, from THAT perspective, I
> guess I do take the job lightly, er, so to speak. Yes? Okay, no.
> Solemn. Humorless. Serious. Never mind that lighthearted crap. Didn't
> say it!
>
> (wipes smile off face)
>
>> You may even find that the gentle soul who ofttimes describes
>> himself as The Enforcer, may well end up disliking you and turn
>> ugly!
>
> Perish the thought, Charles! What could come between me 'n my
> bestestest pal, Em? NOTHING, I tell you! NOTHING!
>
>> Have a great Sunday old chap - I'm off to Mass! ;o)
>
> Enjoy, good sir.


I realize that according to the rules the Chairman cannot be nominated for
an award and at the risk of a brown nosing charge by Charles I would like to
suggest a new award - Most Humourous Exchange and to nominate Curt and
Charles accordingly

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <1168115747.341642.236690@42g2000cwt.googlegroups. com>,
> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Hm, I'll be interested to see.
> I _do_ have the Iron Chef theme songs on file. ;-)


Just wondering, Om - your greatest love seems to be in cuisine and I would
say you have great talent in that area - have you considered that as a line
of work on some way?

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>
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