MFW's Unofficial October Humor Award

After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of October's
Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.

David Cohen (and his little dog, too) has been removed (forcibly) from
the competition despite his good humor due to the fact that he's a
previous humor award winner and duplicates - at least at this time -
are not being considered.

Tom Anderson? It does appear also that my threats to increase my post
count have been effective in keeping all of Mr. Anderson's posts from
being considered in the judging. MuahahahahaHHAH!

I GOT CHURR _EX OFFICIO_ HANGIN, BRAH!!!!

Ahem.

Never mind.

The Humour Committee is also currently barred from receiving the award,
of course. Kinda like those McDonald's employees who will NEVER win the
million dollar sweepstakes? WHAT? I'd quit the grill or disown family
if it came to that.

McD's official: "Yes, it does appear that your third cousin is a
manager of the McDonald's franchise on Third Street and you, therefore,
are disqualified from the sweepstakes. Al, back up the Hummer and put
the cash back in the armored truck. We're OUTTA here!"

DQed contestant: "Eff that, I'll KILL that cousin. I don't even like
the guy. Gimme the Humvee! Bring back my cash!"

....

I KEED! I KEED!

No prize is worth bloodshed.

However, the October prize was a hard-fought if not bloody battle among
the judges, apparently, with the final winner being a...

(drum roll)

TIE!

Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.

Dally for:

"Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
to get out of Vietnam."

The Queen of Cans and Jars for:

"I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
deleted] ALGEBRA.

I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."

The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly not the arbiter
of what is
funny in this newsgroup, however it seems the members of the esteemed
Humour Committee are currently busying themselves elsewhere.

(looks at medals)

Nice.

(looks around for the champagne)

Le Chagrine! Hey, where's the bubbly? Oh, that dastardly humour
committee made off with the @#$% good stuff!

--
Curt
http://www.amazon.com/Expletive-Dele.../dp/0743274342

On 10 Nov 2006 07:57:12 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

>After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of October's
>Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.
>
>David Cohen (and his little dog, too) has been removed (forcibly) from
>the competition despite his good humor due to the fact that he's a
>previous humor award winner and duplicates - at least at this time -
>are not being considered.
>
>Tom Anderson? It does appear also that my threats to increase my post
>count have been effective in keeping all of Mr. Anderson's posts from
>being considered in the judging. MuahahahahaHHAH!
>
>I GOT CHURR _EX OFFICIO_ HANGIN, BRAH!!!!
>
>Ahem.
>
>Never mind.
>
>The Humour Committee is also currently barred from receiving the award,
>of course. Kinda like those McDonald's employees who will NEVER win the
>million dollar sweepstakes? WHAT? I'd quit the grill or disown family
>if it came to that.
>
>McD's official: "Yes, it does appear that your third cousin is a
>manager of the McDonald's franchise on Third Street and you, therefore,
>are disqualified from the sweepstakes. Al, back up the Hummer and put
>the cash back in the armored truck. We're OUTTA here!"
>
>DQed contestant: "Eff that, I'll KILL that cousin. I don't even like
>the guy. Gimme the Humvee! Bring back my cash!"
>
>...
>
>I KEED! I KEED!
>
>No prize is worth bloodshed.
>
>However, the October prize was a hard-fought if not bloody battle among
>the judges, apparently, with the final winner being a...
>
>(drum roll)
>
>TIE!
>
>Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
>and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
>misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.
>
>Dally for:
>
>"Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
>to get out of Vietnam."
>
>The Queen of Cans and Jars for:
>
>"I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
>of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
>deleted] ALGEBRA.
>
>I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."
>
>The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly not the arbiter
>of what is
>funny in this newsgroup, however it seems the members of the esteemed
>Humour Committee are currently busying themselves elsewhere.

Not so my Lord!

I think an absolute winner in the 'Humorous Irony Award' (aka the pot
+ kettle + black award), should go to John "Innocent Victim" Williams
for his outstanding:

================

"And when those frauds and liars are confronted, it certainly isn't in
a gentle hugz'n'kisses manner. Criminals don't much like that.

Neither do the frauds and liars in Usenet newsgroups."

================

That one certainly got me snorting! ;o)

Have a great weekend Mr Chairman - you know I intend to! ;o)

Cheers!

TFIF!

Charles wrote:
> On 10 Nov 2006 07:57:12 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of October's
>> Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.
>>
>> David Cohen (and his little dog, too) has been removed (forcibly) from
>> the competition despite his good humor due to the fact that he's a
>> previous humor award winner and duplicates - at least at this time -
>> are not being considered.
>>
>> Tom Anderson? It does appear also that my threats to increase my post
>> count have been effective in keeping all of Mr. Anderson's posts from
>> being considered in the judging. MuahahahahaHHAH!
>>
>> I GOT CHURR _EX OFFICIO_ HANGIN, BRAH!!!!
>>
>> Ahem.
>>
>> Never mind.
>>
>> The Humour Committee is also currently barred from receiving the award,
>> of course. Kinda like those McDonald's employees who will NEVER win the
>> million dollar sweepstakes? WHAT? I'd quit the grill or disown family
>> if it came to that.
>>
>> McD's official: "Yes, it does appear that your third cousin is a
>> manager of the McDonald's franchise on Third Street and you, therefore,
>> are disqualified from the sweepstakes. Al, back up the Hummer and put
>> the cash back in the armored truck. We're OUTTA here!"
>>
>> DQed contestant: "Eff that, I'll KILL that cousin. I don't even like
>> the guy. Gimme the Humvee! Bring back my cash!"
>>
>> ...
>>
>> I KEED! I KEED!
>>
>> No prize is worth bloodshed.
>>
>> However, the October prize was a hard-fought if not bloody battle among
>> the judges, apparently, with the final winner being a...
>>
>> (drum roll)
>>
>> TIE!
>>
>> Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
>> and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
>> misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.
>>
>> Dally for:
>>
>> "Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
>> to get out of Vietnam."
>>
>> The Queen of Cans and Jars for:
>>
>> "I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
>> of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
>> deleted] ALGEBRA.
>>
>> I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."
>>
>> The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly not the arbiter
>> of what is
>> funny in this newsgroup, however it seems the members of the esteemed
>> Humour Committee are currently busying themselves elsewhere.
>
> Not so my Lord!
>
> I think an absolute winner in the 'Humorous Irony Award' (aka the pot
> + kettle + black award), should go to John "Innocent Victim" Williams
> for his outstanding:
>
> ================
>
> "And when those frauds and liars are confronted, it certainly isn't in
> a gentle hugz'n'kisses manner. Criminals don't much like that.
>
> Neither do the frauds and liars in Usenet newsgroups."
>
> ================
>
> That one certainly got me snorting! ;o)
>
> Have a great weekend Mr Chairman - you know I intend to! ;o)
>
> Cheers!
>
> TFIF!
>
>

I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.

Such as JMW's love life.

Ba-dump. (no pun intended).

Richard

Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
>
>Such as JMW's love life.

At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.

John Williams wrote:
> Richard wrote:
> >
> >I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
> >JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
> >Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
> >Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
> >Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
> >
> >Such as JMW's love life.
>
> At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.

I dunno, Johnny. Maybe it's just me bruh, but your constant harping on
Charles as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad.
And old. And tired. So maybe it should be re-tired on this occasion.
Whatsay, buddy? Take your love spat with the officer and gentleman
from London, England UK to another thread and save this for something
truly humorous.

Such as Larry Hodges' haircut.

Ba dump bump!

(looks in mirror)

Damn it. Never mind.

--
Curt

On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:22:27 -0500, JMW
<jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

>Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
>>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
>>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
>>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
>>
>>Such as JMW's love life.
>
>At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.

And all you have to do is threaten them with jail time if they don't
put out.

Shute <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:22:27 -0500, JMW
><jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:
>
>>Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
>>>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
>>>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
>>>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>>>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
>>>
>>>Such as JMW's love life.
>>
>>At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.
>
>And all you have to do is threaten them with jail time if they don't
>put out.

Please forgive my earlier assessment of you. You are paranoid and
stupid, as well as short, fat, and unemployed.

JMW wrote:
> Shute <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote:
> > JMW<jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:
> >>Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
> >>>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
> >>>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
> >>>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
> >>>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
> >>>
> >>>Such as JMW's love life.
> >>
> >>At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.
> >
> >And all you have to do is threaten them with jail time if they don't
> >put out.
>
> Please forgive my earlier assessment of you. You are paranoid and
> stupid, as well as short, fat, and unemployed.

I'm sure he'll forgive your mistaken assessment, and appreciates the
correction.

David

John Williams wrote:
[...]

> <snip> paranoid and stupid, as well as short, fat,
> and unemployed.

What's that? MuscleMag International fired* Will Brink???

SAY IT ISN'T SO!

*And by fired I mean stopped accepting his so-called articles which are
merely regurgitated and dusty references to the The New England Journal
of Medicine, etc. in return for mention of his P.O. Box, website
address, and contact info for his books.

--
Curt

On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:02:02 -0600, Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On 10 Nov 2006 07:57:12 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of October's
>>> Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.
>>>
>>> David Cohen (and his little dog, too) has been removed (forcibly) from
>>> the competition despite his good humor due to the fact that he's a
>>> previous humor award winner and duplicates - at least at this time -
>>> are not being considered.
>>>
>>> Tom Anderson? It does appear also that my threats to increase my post
>>> count have been effective in keeping all of Mr. Anderson's posts from
>>> being considered in the judging. MuahahahahaHHAH!
>>>
>>> I GOT CHURR _EX OFFICIO_ HANGIN, BRAH!!!!
>>>
>>> Ahem.
>>>
>>> Never mind.
>>>
>>> The Humour Committee is also currently barred from receiving the award,
>>> of course. Kinda like those McDonald's employees who will NEVER win the
>>> million dollar sweepstakes? WHAT? I'd quit the grill or disown family
>>> if it came to that.
>>>
>>> McD's official: "Yes, it does appear that your third cousin is a
>>> manager of the McDonald's franchise on Third Street and you, therefore,
>>> are disqualified from the sweepstakes. Al, back up the Hummer and put
>>> the cash back in the armored truck. We're OUTTA here!"
>>>
>>> DQed contestant: "Eff that, I'll KILL that cousin. I don't even like
>>> the guy. Gimme the Humvee! Bring back my cash!"
>>>
>>> ...
>>>
>>> I KEED! I KEED!
>>>
>>> No prize is worth bloodshed.
>>>
>>> However, the October prize was a hard-fought if not bloody battle among
>>> the judges, apparently, with the final winner being a...
>>>
>>> (drum roll)
>>>
>>> TIE!
>>>
>>> Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
>>> and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
>>> misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.
>>>
>>> Dally for:
>>>
>>> "Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
>>> to get out of Vietnam."
>>>
>>> The Queen of Cans and Jars for:
>>>
>>> "I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
>>> of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
>>> deleted] ALGEBRA.
>>>
>>> I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."
>>>
>>> The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly not the arbiter
>>> of what is
>>> funny in this newsgroup, however it seems the members of the esteemed
>>> Humour Committee are currently busying themselves elsewhere.
>>
>> Not so my Lord!
>>
>> I think an absolute winner in the 'Humorous Irony Award' (aka the pot
>> + kettle + black award), should go to John "Innocent Victim" Williams
>> for his outstanding:
>>
>> ================
>>
>> "And when those frauds and liars are confronted, it certainly isn't in
>> a gentle hugz'n'kisses manner. Criminals don't much like that.
>>
>> Neither do the frauds and liars in Usenet newsgroups."
>>
>> ================
>>
>> That one certainly got me snorting! ;o)
>>
>> Have a great weekend Mr Chairman - you know I intend to! ;o)
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> TFIF!
>>
>>
>
>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
>
>Such as JMW's love life.
>
>Ba-dump. (no pun intended).
>

You make a valid point Richard, and I sometimes weary of the whole
business myself, but then the 'manic one' comes up with yet more
hilarious (to me) cock-ups and I am reinvigorated.

Of course you have to be the recipient of some of his vileness, before
you are able to understand the motivation and dedication involved in
resolutely and persistently resisting his malicious antics.

HTH!

Have a great weekend old chap - I am! ;o)

Charles wrote:
> Richard wrote:
> >Charles wrote:
> >> "Curt" wrote:
> >>
> >>> After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of
> >>> October's Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.
> >>> <snip>
> >>>
> >>> The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly
> >>> not the arbiter of what is funny in this newsgroup, however
> >>> it seems the members of the esteemed Humour Committee
> >>> are currently busying themselves elsewhere.
> >>
> >> Not so my Lord!
> >>
> >> I think an absolute winner in the 'Humorous Irony Award'
> >> (aka the pot + kettle + black award), should go to John
> >> "Innocent Victim" Williams for his outstanding:

He's a victim of his own personality some would say. I'd be one of
them, too. Innocent, I'm not sure about that characterization.

> >>
> >> ================
> >>
> >> "And when those frauds and liars are confronted, it
> >> certainly isn't in a gentle hugz'n'kisses manner. Criminals
> >> don't much like that.
> >>
> >> Neither do the frauds and liars in Usenet newsgroups."
> >>
> >> ================
> >>
> >> That one certainly got me snorting! ;o)
> >>
> >> Have a great weekend Mr Chairman - you know I intend
> >> to! ;o)

Cool. A title. ;o) And, yes, enjoy the weekend, my friend.

> >> Cheers!
> >>
> >> TFIF!

And Saturday morning now, eh?

> >I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but <snip>
> >Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
> >Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something
> >truly humorous.
> >
> >Such as JMW's love life.
> >
> >Ba-dump. (no pun intended).
>
> You make a valid point Richard, and I sometimes weary
> of the whole business myself,

Don't.

heh D

> but then the 'manic one' comes up with yet more
> hilarious (to me) cock-ups and I am reinvigorated.

Indeed.

> Of course you have to be the recipient of some of his
> vileness,

Or idiocy.

> before you are able to understand the motivation and
> dedication involved in resolutely and persistently resisting
> his malicious antics.
>
> HTH!
>
> Have a great weekend old chap - I am! ;o)

Excellent.

Enjoy!

--
Curt

On 11 Nov 2006 00:37:07 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> Richard wrote:
>> >Charles wrote:
>> >> "Curt" wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> After a heated battle among the judges, the winner of
>> >>> October's Humor/HumoUr Award has been selected.
>> >>> <snip>
>> >>>
>> >>> The humor award is indeed unofficial as I am certainly
>> >>> not the arbiter of what is funny in this newsgroup, however
>> >>> it seems the members of the esteemed Humour Committee
>> >>> are currently busying themselves elsewhere.
>> >>
>> >> Not so my Lord!
>> >>
>> >> I think an absolute winner in the 'Humorous Irony Award'
>> >> (aka the pot + kettle + black award), should go to John
>> >> "Innocent Victim" Williams for his outstanding:
>
>He's a victim of his own personality some would say. I'd be one of
>them, too. Innocent, I'm not sure about that characterization.

You need to switch on your sarcasm and irony detector Mr Chairman! ;o)

>
>> >>
>> >> ================
>> >>
>> >> "And when those frauds and liars are confronted, it
>> >> certainly isn't in a gentle hugz'n'kisses manner. Criminals
>> >> don't much like that.
>> >>
>> >> Neither do the frauds and liars in Usenet newsgroups."
>> >>
>> >> ================
>> >>
>> >> That one certainly got me snorting! ;o)
>> >>
>> >> Have a great weekend Mr Chairman - you know I intend
>> >> to! ;o)
>
>Cool. A title. ;o) And, yes, enjoy the weekend, my friend.

Thus now and into perpetuity (the "title and the weekend)! ;o)

>
>> >> Cheers!
>> >>
>> >> TFIF!
>
>And Saturday morning now, eh?
>
>> >I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but <snip>
>> >Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>> >Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something
>> >truly humorous.
>> >
>> >Such as JMW's love life.
>> >
>> >Ba-dump. (no pun intended).
>>
>> You make a valid point Richard, and I sometimes weary
>> of the whole business myself,
>
>Don't.
>
>heh D
>
>> but then the 'manic one' comes up with yet more
>> hilarious (to me) cock-ups and I am reinvigorated.
>
>Indeed.
>
>> Of course you have to be the recipient of some of his
>> vileness,
>
>Or idiocy.

HEH!

>
>> before you are able to understand the motivation and
>> dedication involved in resolutely and persistently resisting
>> his malicious antics.
>>
>> HTH!
>>
>> Have a great weekend old chap - I am! ;o)
>
>Excellent.
>
>Enjoy!
>

You too! ;o)

On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:22:27 -0500, JMW
<jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

>Richard <Vidasduday@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>I dunno, Chuck. Mebbe it's just me bro'..but you're constant harping on
>>JMW as a source of your (so-called) humo(u)r is just plain sad. And
>>Old. And Tired. So mebbe it should be re-Tired on this occasion.
>>Whatsay, home? Take your love spat with the infamous scoundrel of the
>>Ohio Valley to another thread and save this for something truly humorous.
>>
>>Such as JMW's love life.
>
>At least I've got one. One that involves a woman, not a hand.

I suggest you desist from impugning the reputation of Miss Fist and
get a grip on yourself, if only to keep your hand in.

Have a great weekend John boy - I am! ;o)

"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> schreef:

> Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
> and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
> misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.

> Dally for:

> "Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
> to get out of Vietnam."

> The Queen of Cans and Jars for:

> "I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
> of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
> deleted] ALGEBRA.

> I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."

Hmmm.

Women have no sense of humour. Its the estrogen.

And i wonder what she is putting in all those cans and jars. Male bodyparts?

Anyway...

How do you call a "muslim" in a bathtub filled with acid?

A good solution.

----
Pete

Pete wrote:
> "Curt" schreef:
>
> > Yes, the October Humor Award goes to BOTH (in alphabetical order) Dally
> > and The Queen of Cans and Jars for their contributions to
> > misc.fitness.weights' positive laughter quotient.
>
> > Dally for:
>
> > "Do you know the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan
> > to get out of Vietnam."
>
> > The Queen of Cans and Jars for:
>
> > "I could probably give you a better explanation if my head weren't full
> > of point-slopes and slope-intercepts and parallel lines and [expletive
> > deleted] ALGEBRA.
>
> > I definitely prefer SPORTS BRA to ALGE BRA."
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Women have no sense of humour. Its the estrogen.

Even if I agree with those comments, men can still laugh at what women
say, right? ;o)

My natural testosterone makes everything funny. Hey, bald, acne, rage,
high blood pressure, now where are my muscles?!

> And i wonder what she is putting in all those cans and jars. Male bodyparts?

Good question.

> Anyway...
>
> How do you call a "muslim" in a bathtub filled with acid?
>
> A good solution.

Ouch. Add the word *extremist* to joke and it /might/ get cleared by
the HumoUr Committee. Doubtful, but that'd be my recommendation.

Om posted the t-shirt link recently and, iirc, there was a logo that
offered something like "Extremists Like to Blow Themselves Up,
Americans Like to Blow Stuff Up. You'd Think We'd Get Along Better!"

Naaaah. No _exploding people_ jokes will ever win the humor award. I'm
surprised your "cattle ball" schtufff made it past the censors. ;o)

> Pete

--
Curt