Most sophisticated, mature guy in MFW

Most guys around here act a little childish. Yeah, thats right!

The truth hurts, doesnt it?

HOWEVER,

There is ONE person, from Europe, i might add, who seems to lift this group
to a level...

It never has been before!

Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...

Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and helpfull
individual.

Who is this guy...

Pete

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:26:17 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>Most guys around here act a little childish. Yeah, thats right!
>
>The truth hurts, doesnt it?
>
>HOWEVER,
>
>There is ONE person, from Europe, i might add, who seems to lift this group
>to a level...
>
>It never has been before!
>
>Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>
>Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and helpfull
>individual.
>
>Who is this guy...
>

It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
pervert and is thus excluded from this category!

It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
looks like James Bond! ;o)

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:

>>Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...

>>Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>helpfull
>>individual.

>>Who is this guy...

> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!

Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?

> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
> looks like James Bond! ;o)

Who else is from England?

----
Pete

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:35:38 +0100, "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl>
wrote:

>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>>Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>
>>>Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>>helpfull
>>>individual.
>
>>>Who is this guy...
>
>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>
>Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?

The judges have deliberated on this matter and find that the two
personality traits are incompatible.

The judges' decision is final.

>
>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>
>Who else is from England?
>

As there are so many we will need to calculate the correct answer by
the use of Google and the process of elimination.

Dnia 2006-12-06 Pete napisa³(a):
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>>Who is this guy...
>
>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>
> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?

I think that being pervert simply demands some level of sophistication!
Either you are a pervert or bread and butter guy. Either you are bread
and butter guy, or you are sophisticated.

You can't be both at the same time, until you have some perverted
attention to specific kinds or bread and butter, maybe.

Or you like naked chicks wallowing in butter and flinging bread slices
at each other? Hmm. Or maybe you like to put some butter on a girl
and make her so hot, that the butter melts. Hmm. Yeah. I think that
I'm quite a bread and butter guy myself.

>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>
> Who else is from England?

It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
mfw.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

Pete wrote:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>
>>> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>> helpfull
>>> individual.
>
>>> Who is this guy...
>
>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>
> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>
>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>
> Who else is from England?
>
> ----
> Pete

The Old Troll got it wrong again I see. Nothing new there.

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:10:04 -0000, "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok>
wrote:

>Pete wrote:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>>
>>>> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>>> helpfull
>>>> individual.
>>
>>>> Who is this guy...
>>
>>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>>
>> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>>
>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>
>> Who else is from England?
>>
>> ----
>> Pete
>
>The Old Troll got it wrong again I see. Nothing new there.

Ah, more rib-tickling satire from the pen of the abrasive idiot Simple
Simpson.

It's lucky you maintain you can't see this Neil (lying plump bugger
that you are), although with your paranoia rampant, you must be on
tenterhooks wondering what the fuck we are all saying about you.

Trust me matey, it aint nothing good! <scary movie laugh> ;o)

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
<bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Dnia 2006-12-06 Pete napisa³(a):
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>>Who is this guy...
>>
>>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>>
>> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>
>I think that being pervert simply demands some level of sophistication!
>Either you are a pervert or bread and butter guy. Either you are bread
>and butter guy, or you are sophisticated.
>
>You can't be both at the same time, until you have some perverted
>attention to specific kinds or bread and butter, maybe.
>
>Or you like naked chicks wallowing in butter and flinging bread slices
>at each other? Hmm. Or maybe you like to put some butter on a girl
>and make her so hot, that the butter melts. Hmm. Yeah. I think that
>I'm quite a bread and butter guy myself.
>
>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>
>> Who else is from England?
>
>It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
>mfw.

I am able to upgrade your security clearance if you so require
Andrzej! ;o)

Bully wrote:
> Pete wrote:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>
>>>> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>>
>>>> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>>> helpfull
>>>> individual.
>>
>>>> Who is this guy...
>>
>>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>>
>> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>>
>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks
>>> he looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>
>> Who else is from England?
>>
>> ----
>> Pete
>
> The Old Troll got it wrong again I see. Nothing new there.

Actually, that reminds me of something I feel I should point out. James Bond
is actually a fictional character and as such I could not resemble James
Bond, merely the actor who currently plays James Bond. A subtle, but
nonetheless important point. I just thought that you should know that.
Beside which, I'm far better looking than that bloke who currently plays
James Bond.


--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:42:49 -0000, "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok>
wrote:

>Bully wrote:
>> Pete wrote:
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>>>
>>>>> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>>>
>>>>> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>>>> helpfull
>>>>> individual.
>>>
>>>>> Who is this guy...
>>>
>>>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>>>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>>>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>>>
>>> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>>>
>>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks
>>>> he looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>>
>>> Who else is from England?
>>>
>>> ----
>>> Pete
>>
>> The Old Troll got it wrong again I see. Nothing new there.
>
>Actually, that reminds me of something I feel I should point out. James Bond
>is actually a fictional character and as such I could not resemble James
>Bond, merely the actor who currently plays James Bond. A subtle, but
>nonetheless important point. I just thought that you should know that.
>Beside which, I'm far better looking than that bloke who currently plays
>James Bond.

This is the Idiot Simpson writing to his alter ego "Bully", informing
him that he can't look like James Bond because James Bond is not real,
but that he ("Bully") merely "resembles" the actor that plays James
Bond.

He now claims further that that is not strictly true as he is far
better looking than the actor that "plays" James Bond.

Can there be any doubt that this rather unintelligent English buffoon
is easily the dumbest person in the Group?

I just thought he ought to know that before he makes an even bigger
cunt of himself!!

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006, Pete wrote:

> Most guys around here act a little childish. Yeah, thats right!

Afraid so.

> The truth hurts, doesnt it?

Agonising.

> HOWEVER,
>
> There is ONE person, from Europe, i might add, who seems to lift this group
> to a level...

There is.

> It never has been before!

Quite right.

> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...

What? No, i'm from London.

> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and helpfull
> individual.

Please! I'm blushing.

> Who is this guy...

Well, i don't think we need to spell it out.

tom

--
Virtually everything you touch has been mined. -- Prof Keith Atkinson

yes

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006, Pete wrote:

> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:
>
>>> Rumour has it, he is from Amsterdam...
>
>>> Besides the aforementioned traits, he is a very warm, friendly and
>>> helpfull
>>> individual.
>
>>> Who is this guy...
>
>> It could be the Dutchman Pete given the geographical location.
>> However, he can't possibly be considered as he is a self-declared
>> pervert and is thus excluded from this category!
>
> Isnt it possible to be a pervert and sophisticated at the same time?
>
>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>
> Who else is from England?
>
> ----
> Pete
>
>
>

--
Virtually everything you touch has been mined. -- Prof Keith Atkinson

Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>>>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>>
>>> Who else is from England?
>>
>>It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
>>mfw.
>
> I am able to upgrade your security clearance if you so require
> Andrzej! ;o)

I deny any knowledge about your possible ability to upgrade any
possible clearances.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 15:29:35 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
<bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
>><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>> It sounds more like an English person, but not the one that thinks he
>>>>> looks like James Bond! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> Who else is from England?
>>>
>>>It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
>>>mfw.
>>
>> I am able to upgrade your security clearance if you so require
>> Andrzej! ;o)
>
>I deny any knowledge about your possible ability to upgrade any
>possible clearances.

It's too late, the intelligence services already have all your
details, including your inside leg measurement.

Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 15:29:35 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
>>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
>>><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Who else is from England?
>>>>
>>>>It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
>>>>mfw.
>>>
>>> I am able to upgrade your security clearance if you so require
>>> Andrzej! ;o)
>>
>>I deny any knowledge about your possible ability to upgrade any
>>possible clearances.
>
> It's too late, the intelligence services already have all your
> details, including your inside leg measurement.

Would you negotiate? I can be more useful for you alive. For starters
I can give you one undercover Commie here. He's got fluffy hairdo, but
I'll refrain from disclosing more details just yet.

--
Andrzej Rosa 1127R

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 18:24:37 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
<bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 15:29:35 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
>><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Dnia 2006-12-06 Charles napisa³(a):
>>>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Andrzej Rosa
>>>><bakters@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Who else is from England?
>>>>>
>>>>>It's a secret. I deny any knowledge about any secret English guys in
>>>>>mfw.
>>>>
>>>> I am able to upgrade your security clearance if you so require
>>>> Andrzej! ;o)
>>>
>>>I deny any knowledge about your possible ability to upgrade any
>>>possible clearances.
>>
>> It's too late, the intelligence services already have all your
>> details, including your inside leg measurement.
>
>Would you negotiate? I can be more useful for you alive. For starters
>I can give you one undercover Commie here. He's got fluffy hairdo, but
>I'll refrain from disclosing more details just yet.

Your secrets are safe with me! ;o)