MSN Money: What if no one were fat?

"Unclaimed Mysteries" <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysterie s.net> wrote

>>>>>>> I'm unable to hold a job, not
>>>>>>> because of my weight, but because I'm far less able to cope with
>>>>>>> emotional stress than most people
>>>>>> So you're a worthless fucking parasite sucking on the public tit.
>>>>>> Yours in Christ,
>>>>>> Marty
>>>>> No!
>>>>> The worthless fucking parasites are football players who can't read
>>>>> beyond
>>>>> the second grade level and yet, they get paid millions of dollars
>>>>> every year
>>>>> just for kicking a hunk of pig-skin over an iron post.
>>>>> They rape our sisters and daughters, but all they get is a slap on the
>>>>> wrist.
>>>>> No! Not even that!
>>>>> They get a pat on the back and a brand new car! For FREE!
>>>>> OH! And I don't believe in your Jeezer fuckin' Keeeeeeeerist!
>>>>> I don't believe in the Trinity, Papa, Junior, and The Spook!
>>>>> I'm a B'nai Noach, or Noachide so I don't believe in your pagan idols!
>>>>> So! Fuck off, and may God bless you, because you're going to need it!
>>>> That's pretty funny coming from an emotionally crippled welfare mooch who
>>>> can't hold a job.
>>> Why are people so hateful in these chatrooms?
>>> It makes me depressed; and then I eat.
>>
>>
>> Here is a memo for you.
>> 1. This is usenet not chat.
>> 2. YOU are in control of whether or not you visit here.
>
> u-s-e-n-e-t, huh. Typical American. This "usenet" term seems more than a little US-centric. "e-nets" are all over the world now,
> and you should probably acknowledge that.
>
> Strange to find this on a Google Web Board, though.

I always check my facts before posting nonsense to the usenet.

--Tedward

Fat Teddy Bear <FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote in news:837df06e-a885-46f4-
84fa-e9d3364fe124@u12g2000prd.googlegroups.com:

>
> Shirley Skeel asks "what if no one were fat?" which is an unrealistic
> question.
>
> OK! I shall attempt to answer her question, unrealistic though her
> question may be, with a realistic answer.
>
> My answers;
>
> First of all, it would limit my range of choices when it comes to
> finding a nice lady to take out on a date.
>
> I happen to like women who are nice and plump. I would love to lay
> down next to a woman who is nice and soft and warm, a lady with nice
> plump breasts, soft round shoulders, a round face, broad in the hips
> with smooth round curves, big thighs, and a nice chubby butt.
>
> That is the type of woman I find physically attractive.
>
> I also like someone who is intelligent as well.
>
> I don't care for the "Waif Look" or the "Soda Straw Look" and I don't
> like to see collar bones and ribs. I don't find bimbos wearing a size
> zero to be attractive, and I don't watch fashion shows with women
> displaying their latest outfits because they don't look like women,
> they look like undernourished flat-chested little boys!
>
> If Shirley Skeel had her way, those would be the only kind of women
> available to me, and in that case, I would rather cut off my own nuts!

You lost them years ago, don't worry about it.

> Back when I was 14 years old, and in the 7th grade in Junior High
> School, I met this girl who as about a year older than I was, and we
> talked, and I discovered we were interested in the same things when it
> came to books, art, and music. She was very smart, and I found her to
> be physically attractive. Yes, she was fat, and she probably weighed
> about twice as much as most girls her age, but I thought she was
> pretty, and really cute, and she had a great personality, and she was
> smart.
>
> So, we went out on a date.
>
> First we walked to a restaurant for a meal, a couple of cheese
> burgers, fires, and a malt. I put some coins in a juke box, and we
> listened to our favorite songs while eating. Then we walked to a movie
> theatre to watch a movie, and then we stopped by the public library to
> check out some books. I carried her books for her along with mine as
> we walked back to my house, and I introduced her to my mother, then
> later on I walked her to her home. After I met her parents, we kissed,
> and we planned our next date, and I came home.
>
> In the days that followed, we would meet in the school cafeteria, and
> have lunch together, and in some of my classrooms, if we had the same
> class I would make sure my desk was next to hers.
>
> But then, some of the other guys in my school began harassing me about
> going out with a fat girl. So, I was in for more of the usual
> harassment and bullying. In school, first I was bullied around because
> I was no good at sports, then I was bullied around because of the girl
> I had been dating.
>
> It's was bad enough being told what kind of books I should be or not
> be allowed to read, bad enough being bullied around by the jocks in
> school because I didn't care for sports, but it was stepping way over
> the like when I'm being told with whom I should associate.
>
> We were both harassed so much that we had to break up.
>
> I like chubby women, I choose to go out with chubby women.
>
> Freedom of choice is what it's all about, and it is what people like
> Shirley Skeel would like to take away from us.
>
> I would just love to approach Shirley Skeel, place a $100 dollar bill
> in her hand, spit in her face and bitch-slap her, and say "take that
> you skinny anorexic little two-bit slut! You whore!" and walk away.
>
> But then, she might clobber me with her bag full of quarters!



--
Look at that. The one, the only, the original, the stupid Naughty Boy is
back. Who said Usenet couldn't go further downhill?

Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> The truth is, I like being a large person. I feel protected by my fat.
>
> Now, you can punch me in the stomach, and your fist will only bounce
> off. You can kick me in the groin and your foot will merely bounce
> off, and my body would only jiggle and quiver in response, and I would
> just stand there and laugh at you, because people can't physically
> hurt me anymore, since I'm so well protected now.

Someone can push you over and kick you to death, if someone wanted to. A
400 lb person is a disabled person in most people's eyes. A sensible
person in your situation would have taken up wrestling or karate rather
than add 400 lbs of blubber to destroy his body from within.
>
> Also, now I don't get bullied around anymore. That is because people
> are now intimidated by my size and weight. Yeah, I may still be
> subject to verbal teasing, but physically, people will back down.
>

You don't gey bullied because you are disabled, you are an obese person.

On Sun, 18 May 2008 22:06:59 -0400, DVD <DVD@DVD.COM> wrote:

>Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
>
>> The truth is, I like being a large person. I feel protected by my fat.
>>
>> Now, you can punch me in the stomach, and your fist will only bounce
>> off. You can kick me in the groin and your foot will merely bounce
>> off, and my body would only jiggle and quiver in response, and I would
>> just stand there and laugh at you, because people can't physically
>> hurt me anymore, since I'm so well protected now.
>
>Someone can push you over and kick you to death, if someone wanted to. A
>400 lb person is a disabled person in most people's eyes. A sensible
>person in your situation would have taken up wrestling or karate rather
>than add 400 lbs of blubber to destroy his body from within.
>>
>> Also, now I don't get bullied around anymore. That is because people
>> are now intimidated by my size and weight. Yeah, I may still be
>> subject to verbal teasing, but physically, people will back down.
>>
>
>You don't gey bullied because you are disabled, you are an obese person.

So I guess that makes it ok, yes? Feel bad? Kick the fat
kid....sheesh!

LV-posted from SSFA

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
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On Mon, 19 May 2008 19:09:08 -0500, Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 18 May 2008 22:06:59 -0400, DVD <DVD@DVD.COM> wrote:
>
>>Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
>>
>>> The truth is, I like being a large person. I feel protected by my fat.
>>>
>>> Now, you can punch me in the stomach, and your fist will only bounce
>>> off. You can kick me in the groin and your foot will merely bounce
>>> off, and my body would only jiggle and quiver in response, and I would
>>> just stand there and laugh at you, because people can't physically
>>> hurt me anymore, since I'm so well protected now.
>>
>>Someone can push you over and kick you to death, if someone wanted to. A
>>400 lb person is a disabled person in most people's eyes. A sensible
>>person in your situation would have taken up wrestling or karate rather
>>than add 400 lbs of blubber to destroy his body from within.
>>>
>>> Also, now I don't get bullied around anymore. That is because people
>>> are now intimidated by my size and weight. Yeah, I may still be
>>> subject to verbal teasing, but physically, people will back down.
>>>
>>
>>You don't gey bullied because you are disabled, you are an obese person.
>
>So I guess that makes it ok, yes? Feel bad? Kick the fat
>kid....sheesh!
>
>LV-posted from SSFA
>

Try reading it again Blob. If appears that your reading
comprehension deficiencies are showing again.

Jason

On May 18, 8:06 pm, DVD <D...@DVD.COM> wrote:
>
> You don't gey bullied because you are disabled, you are an obese person.

Bullying is wrong regardless of the reason!

And yes, when I went to school, kids who were physically handicapped
got bullied around, and kids who were fat got bullied around, and kids
who didn't like sports got bullied around.

There is no justification for bullying.

The super jocks may think they are all so big and strong and oh so
brave!

But all bullies are cowards!

In school, I was called a sissy because I didn't care for sports, but
the Macho jock gutter-thugs, they are the real sissies because they
like to bully kids who are smaller and weaker and less able to defend
then selves.

One does not have to be brave to bully a kid who his physically
handicapped.

It doesn't take any guts, only stupidity.

I don't care how big and strong you might be. If you are a bully who
harasses people who are weaker, than you are a sissy and a coward!

Most jocks are coward and sissies, because they don't have to be brave
to rape someone's sister or daughters.

So, football players should be made to wear pink ruffle under-panties
under their uniforms.

Well, I have seen that only a few people here on this forum have any
brains or common sense. Very few.

The rest of you here are morons with a collective IQ exceeded by your
shoe sizes.

You place a higher value on saving a buck than you do on human lives.

So, to all the morons here, you can go straight to fucking Hell!

On Fri, 23 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear <FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote:
>Well, I have seen that only a few people here on this forum have any
>brains or common sense. Very few.
>
>The rest of you here are morons with a collective IQ exceeded by your
>shoe sizes.
>
>You place a higher value on saving a buck than you do on human lives.
>
>So, to all the morons here, you can go straight to fucking Hell!

That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
that's never held a job.

On May 24, 6:57 am, p...@nope.com (Paul) wrote:
>
>
> That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
> that's never held a job.

I'm not a parasite you sanctimonious scum-dog!

I did not come from a welfare family. My parents were factory workers
who bought a house and paid taxes on their property and they paid
school taxes, by the way.

Their tax dollars paid for the books I was not allowed to read. Their
tax dollars paid the salary of the teacher who bashed my head against
a brick wall in an argument over an Astronomy book he would not allow
me to read. Their tax dollars paid for the basketball that was used to
punch me in the stomach. Their tax dollars paid the salary of the PE
coach who had me suspended from school because I failed to climb a
rope in the gymnasium, never mind that I was unable to climb the rope
because of a crippled left leg as the result of a car accident. And
their tax dollars paid for that rope in the gymnasium, and for all the
gym equipment.

And my parents got nothing in return for their tax dollars. My tax
paying parents were ripped off.

Did the USA save any tax money by depriving me of a decent education?
Do you all have more of a jingle in your pockets because we allowed
our educational system to go down the crapper???

Hey morons!!! About 20% percent of the population in the USA are
imbeciles who believe that the sun revolves around the earth! They are
obviously a product of our fine American educational system or
Christian "funny-mentalists" who worship Pat Robertson and vote
Republican! Onward Christian scum!!!

Most kids who graduated from high school today can't read beyond the
6th grade level, while I was reading at the adult level when I was
only in the 3rd grade, because my mother taught me how to read and
write before I even started school so that I could get a head start.

I had to leave high school because my life was being threatened after
I turned in a couple of drug dealers where were harassing me, trying
to get me to try some of the stuff they were peddling around the
school. Because of the threats mad against me, and being out of
school, I suffered an emotional and mental brake down, spent 3 week is
a psychiatric ward where one night I was rapped by an older man. That
was back in 1969 when I was 17 and back then there was no help or
counseling for kids who were molested.

When I came home, I became withdrawn. I had Post Traumatic Stress
Disorder which is why I had become disabled.

So, fuck you all! I don't care about your fucking tax dollars! You all
deserve to pay dearly through the nose for your stupidity

Now, go watch your football games on TV and shut the fuck up!!!

On 24 May 2008 12:57:25 -0000, paul@nope.com (Paul) wrote:

>On Fri, 23 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear <FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote:
>>Well, I have seen that only a few people here on this forum have any
>>brains or common sense. Very few.
>>
>>The rest of you here are morons with a collective IQ exceeded by your
>>shoe sizes.
>>
>>You place a higher value on saving a buck than you do on human lives.
>>
>>So, to all the morons here, you can go straight to fucking Hell!
>
>That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
>that's never held a job.
>
>
>
>
You should know becuase you are only slightly younger, right? I would
like to know who the fuck died and left you in charge?

In your case the loonies are running the asylum.

LV-posted from SSFA

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
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change the subject."

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On Sat, 24 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

>> That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
>> that's never held a job.
>
> I'm not a parasite you sanctimonious scum-dog!

*sigh*

Dude, he's "picking on you" to get a reaction, the same reason grade
school bullys exist, to get a reaction.

On May 26, 8:08 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Sat, 24 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> >> That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
> >> that's never held a job.
>
> > I'm not a parasite you sanctimonious scum-dog!
>
> *sigh*
>
> Dude, he's "picking on you" to get a reaction, the same reason grade
> school bullys exist, to get a reaction.

Good morning Master.

Yeah, you're right!

I don't know why I waste my time with these morons!

My dearly departed mother once told me, never argue with an idiot,
because you can't win.

She was right!

But, I do enjoy tearing them a new one.

One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
lives.

They will remember my words when they wake up one morning and they're
staring down the business end of a Fascist Coup D'etat!

On Mon, 26 May 2008 09:30:48 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear
<FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote:

>On May 26, 8:08 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
>wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
>> >> That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
>> >> that's never held a job.
>>
>> > I'm not a parasite you sanctimonious scum-dog!
>>
>> *sigh*
>>
>> Dude, he's "picking on you" to get a reaction, the same reason grade
>> school bullys exist, to get a reaction.
>
>Good morning Master.
>
>Yeah, you're right!
>
>I don't know why I waste my time with these morons!
>
>My dearly departed mother once told me, never argue with an idiot,
>because you can't win.
>
>She was right!
>
>But, I do enjoy tearing them a new one.
>
>One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
>how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
>in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
>some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
>lives.
>
I like that phrase "government granny nannies." It fits. However
please do not encourage idiots to breed. We have enough of them around
and they are a dime a dozen. I am looking for the guy with the dimes.

>They will remember my words when they wake up one morning and they're
>staring down the business end of a Fascist Coup D'etat!

I doubt it. You give these brain stems too much credit to have memory
retention. They have proven time and time again that they can't do
that.

LV-posted from SSFA

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
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"Lady Veteran" <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
>>how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
>>in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
>>some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
>>lives.
>>
> I like that phrase "government granny nannies." It fits. However
> please do not encourage idiots to breed. We have enough of them around
> and they are a dime a dozen. I am looking for the guy with the dimes.

Ah, Blazing Saddles! Great movie.

--Tedward

On Mon, 26 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> I don't know why I waste my time with these morons!
>
> My dearly departed mother once told me, never argue with an idiot,
> because you can't win.

Being a troll doesn't even require a "right" or "wrong" position, just the
ability to be an asshole. As such, no matter what reply you can come up
with, the troll is still the above mentioned asshole.

> But, I do enjoy tearing them a new one.

Perhaps, but all it does is raise your blood preasure... No troll has
ever been "shown the light" in an argument.

> One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
> how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around

They probably bully their own kids, making the kids act the same way.
Might makes right...

> one day losing their freedom because of
> some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
> lives.

Hate to break it to you, but we already live in a a nanny state...

On May 26, 12:06 pm, "Edward M. Kennedy" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> "Lady Veteran" <army...@bigfoot.com> wrote
>
> >>One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
> >>how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
> >>in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
> >>some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
> >>lives.
>
> > I like that phrase "government granny nannies." It fits. However
> > please do not encourage idiots to breed. We have enough of them around
> > and they are a dime a dozen. I am looking for the guy with the dimes.
>
> Ah, Blazing Saddles! Great movie.
>
> --Tedward

If you looking to mate up with some guy with a lot of money, make sure
that his wealth is not the only criteria, but that he also has some
intelligences as well.

Also remember, there is not necessarily a correlation between wealth
and intelligence.

The old adage "If your so smart, how come you're not rich?" is not
always applicable.

For example:

An Astronomy professor in collage is a Hell of a lot more intelligent
than a football player.

But an Astronomy professor gets paid a lot less money, while a
football player, who is as dumb as a box of hammers gets paid millions
just for kicking a hunk of pig-skin over an iron post.

If you marry a collage professor, you'll probably won't get rich, but
your life might be more interesting.

On the other hand, if you marry a football player, you'll get rich
alright, but you also might get beaten twice daily and thrice on
Sundays, and may even get your throat slashed, so that you won't live
to enjoy the money he makes.

In the meantime, while you're six feet under, and taking that dirt
nap, the jock who offed you will probably get away with it, and may
never be held accountable for his actions.

Then it will be up to your family to sue the bastard!

That's how it works here in the good ol' USA!

On May 26, 12:06 pm, "Edward M. Kennedy" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> "Lady Veteran" <army...@bigfoot.com> wrote
>
> >>One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
> >>how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
> >>in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
> >>some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
> >>lives.
>
> > I like that phrase "government granny nannies." It fits. However
> > please do not encourage idiots to breed. We have enough of them around
> > and they are a dime a dozen. I am looking for the guy with the dimes.
>
> Ah, Blazing Saddles! Great movie.
>
> --Tedward

If you looking to mate up with some guy with a lot of money, make sure
that his wealth is not the only criteria, but that he also has some
intelligences as well.

Also remember, there is not necessarily a correlation between wealth
and intelligence.

The old adage "If your so smart, how come you're not rich?" is not
always applicable.

For example:

An Astronomy professor in collage is a Hell of a lot more intelligent
than a football player.

But an Astronomy professor gets paid a lot less money, while a
football player, who is as dumb as a box of hammers gets paid millions
just for kicking a hunk of pig-skin over an iron post.

If you marry a collage professor, you'll probably won't get rich, but
your life might be more interesting.

On the other hand, if you marry a football player, you'll get rich
alright, but you also might get beaten twice daily and thrice on
Sundays, and may even get your throat slashed, so that you won't live
to enjoy the money he makes.

In the meantime, while you're six feet under, and taking that dirt
nap, the jock who offed you will probably get away with it, and may
never be held accountable for his actions.

Then it will be up to your family to sue the bastard!

That's how it works here in the good ol' USA!

"Fat Teddy Bear" <FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d391e86c-0dd0-4de0-b6de-a08167de64e5@t12g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> On May 26, 8:08 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
> wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
>> >> That's pretty funny coming from a 56 year old morbidly obese parasite
>> >> that's never held a job.
>>
>> > I'm not a parasite you sanctimonious scum-dog!
>>
>> *sigh*
>>
>> Dude, he's "picking on you" to get a reaction, the same reason grade
>> school bullys exist, to get a reaction.
>
> Good morning Master.
>
> Yeah, you're right!
>
> I don't know why I waste my time with these morons!
>
> My dearly departed mother once told me, never argue with an idiot,
> because you can't win.
>
> She was right!
>
> But, I do enjoy tearing them a new one.
>
> One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
> how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
> in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
> some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
> lives.
>
> They will remember my words when they wake up one morning and they're
> staring down the business end of a Fascist Coup D'etat!
>
You say all these terrible things happened to you when you were in school?
And you're how old now? Dude, don't you think it's time to MOVE ON with your
life? You can't change what happened, but you can move forward, because
living in the past does not help.
You're fat. So what? I'm fat too, but I don't blame it on what happened to
me in school. I'm fat because I put more food in my pie hole than comes out
my ass. It's my own doing, and not because someone else did me dirt. I have
trouble doing things too, like putting my socks on and lacing up my shoes,
but things won't change unless I make them change. The first step to making
my life better is changing my own life. I suggest you do the same unless you
don't feel like you're worth it. In that case, feel free to stay here and
whine like you've been doing, just please stop cross posting. Your whining
is very annoying!

On May 26, 12:43 pm, The Master
<tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>
> Hate to break it to you, but we already live in a a nanny state...

Yes, that is true!

But at the present time, I can still eat an ice cream cone in public,
I can still smoke my pipe in the privacy of my own home, Black
Cavendish is my favorite tobacco, and I can still have a beer once in
awhile.

However, I don't know how long it's going to last.

In another 10 years I might find myself sitting in prison for 5 years
and having to pay a $10,000 dollar fine just for eating an ice cream
cone!

Of course, when they start locking up all of us fat people, they will
have to let all the rapists and pedophiles go to make more room for us
fatties.

The streets and our neighborhoods will become more dangerous, but at
least, no one will have to look at us fat people anymore on the
streets.

You might get mugged and your children abducted and molested, but the
public transportation won't be overcrowded by all of us fatties.

There will be all kinds of roving street gangs out there, rioting,
looting, overturning cars, setting fires, raping and pillaging, but at
least nobody will have to look at all of us fatties since we'll all be
safely locked away where we won't be seen anymore.

I'm sure that bitch Shirley Skeel will be happy living under the new
Nanny State. Of course, she won't have to worry about getting raped
because she's and ugly battle ax, and a hatchet faced anorexic bimbo
who smells like puke, so no guy will want her. She's a dog! A real bow
wow! A member of the Purina For Lunch Bunch!

And she will be broke, because she will have to pay even higher taxes
to support the New Fascist Nanny State, so she won't even have to
worry about getting mugged, because she will have no money at all.

And so, if she wants to hear a louder jingle in her pockets, then she
should just put little bells in her pockets and just shut the fuck up!

On May 26, 12:43 pm, The Master
<tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>
> Hate to break it to you, but we already live in a a nanny state...

Yes, that is true!

But at the present time, I can still eat an ice cream cone in public,
I can still smoke my pipe in the privacy of my own home, Black
Cavendish is my favorite tobacco, and I can still have a beer once in
awhile.

However, I don't know how long it's going to last.

In another 10 years I might find myself sitting in prison for 5 years
and having to pay a $10,000 dollar fine just for eating an ice cream
cone!

Of course, when they start locking up all of us fat people, they will
have to let all the rapists and pedophiles go to make more room for us
fatties.

The streets and our neighborhoods will become more dangerous, but at
least, no one will have to look at us fat people anymore on the
streets.

You might get mugged and your children abducted and molested, but the
public transportation won't be overcrowded by all of us fatties.

There will be all kinds of roving street gangs out there, rioting,
looting, overturning cars, setting fires, raping and pillaging, but at
least nobody will have to look at all of us fatties since we'll all be
safely locked away where we won't be seen anymore.

I'm sure that bitch Shirley Skeel will be happy living under the new
Nanny State. Of course, she won't have to worry about getting raped
because she's and ugly battle ax, and a hatchet faced anorexic bimbo
who smells like puke, so no guy will want her. She's a dog! A real bow
wow! A member of the Purina For Lunch Bunch!

And she will be broke, because she will have to pay even higher taxes
to support the New Fascist Nanny State, so she won't even have to
worry about getting mugged, because she will have no money at all.

And so, if she wants to hear a louder jingle in her pockets, then she
should just put little bells in her pockets and just shut the fuck up!

On Mon, 26 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

>> Hate to break it to you, but we already live in a a nanny state...
>
> Yes, that is true!
>
> But at the present time, I can still eat an ice cream cone in public,
> I can still smoke my pipe in the privacy of my own home,

But in most cities, you and your smoking friends can't make "The Cancer
Lounge", a public restaurant filled with smoke and intended only for
smokers, due to anti public smoking laws. A non-smoker might look at "The
Cancer Lounge's" skull and crossbones shaped front door, and think it's a
fun pirate/seafood place for the entire family. Even the huge sign saying
"one step inside, and you will probably die of lung cancer in a week"
isn't enough to protect the morons that evolution should have killed off
years ago.

> However, I don't know how long it's going to last.

Freedoms are an illusion today, have been so for many years... Rights are
no longer "God given", but rather government granted. No place in the
constitution does it say that it is the job of government to protect you
from yourself, yet that is the role it currently takes.

"Fat Teddy Bear" <FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote

>> >>One of these days, they will have kids of their own, and then I wonder
>> >>how they would react it one of their kids were to get bullied around
>> >>in school as I was, or perhaps one day losing their freedom because of
>> >>some Government Granny Nannies who wish to control every aspect of our
>> >>lives.
>>
>> > I like that phrase "government granny nannies." It fits. However
>> > please do not encourage idiots to breed. We have enough of them around
>> > and they are a dime a dozen. I am looking for the guy with the dimes.
>>
>> Ah, Blazing Saddles! Great movie.
>>
>> --Tedward
>
> If you looking to mate up with some guy with a lot of money, make sure
> that his wealth is not the only criteria, but that he also has some
> intelligences as well.

Hedley Lamar says hello!

> Also remember, there is not necessarily a correlation between wealth
> and intelligence.
>
> The old adage "If your so smart, how come you're not rich?" is not
> always applicable.
>
> For example:
>
> An Astronomy professor in collage is a Hell of a lot more intelligent
> than a football player.
>
> But an Astronomy professor gets paid a lot less money, while a
> football player, who is as dumb as a box of hammers gets paid millions
> just for kicking a hunk of pig-skin over an iron post.

Candygram for Mongo!

> If you marry a collage professor, you'll probably won't get rich, but
> your life might be more interesting.
>
> On the other hand, if you marry a football player, you'll get rich
> alright, but you also might get beaten twice daily and thrice on
> Sundays, and may even get your throat slashed, so that you won't live
> to enjoy the money he makes.

One move and the nigger gets it.

--Tedward

"Hilly" <thisisnotmyrealemailaddress@charter.net> wrote

> You're fat. So what? I'm fat too, but I don't blame it on what happened to me in school. I'm fat because I put more food in my pie
> hole than comes out my ass. It's my own doing, and not because someone else did me dirt.

I think the problem is that the hole where the food goes in is
smaller than the hole where it goes out. A design flaw, really,
back from the days when you had to chase down the main course
and gather your own fruits.

--Tedward

On May 26, 1:09 pm, "Hilly" <thisisnotmyrealemailaddr...@charter.net>
wrote:

>
> You say all these terrible things happened to you when you were in school?
> And you're how old now? Dude, don't you think it's time to MOVE ON with your
> life? You can't change what happened, but you can move forward, because
> living in the past does not help.
> You're fat. So what? I'm fat too, but I don't blame it on what happened to
> me in school. I'm fat because I put more food in my pie hole than comes out
> my ass. It's my own doing, and not because someone else did me dirt. I have
> trouble doing things too, like putting my socks on and lacing up my shoes,
> but things won't change unless I make them change. The first step to making
> my life better is changing my own life. I suggest you do the same unless you
> don't feel like you're worth it. In that case, feel free to stay here and
> whine like you've been doing, just please stop cross posting. Your whining
> is very annoying!

I use my life as an example of what has happen in our schools as a
result of our morally corrupt society. When I went to school, they
didn't want to teach me science and math. It's much cheaper to put up
new basketball hoops and teach sports than it is to supply a high
school physic, chemistry, or biology lab with new equipment.

Our schools are going down the crapper!!!

I'm going to post this again as a reminder. Read it and weep!

=====================

Embarrassingly Stupid Americans -- One in Five Believes Sun Revolves
Around Earth

The title of this article, that an embarrassingly high number of
Americans believe that the sun revolves around the Earth, is only one
point argued by the Washington Post’s Susan Jacoby, in her attempt to
prove that Americans are in serious intellectual trouble, facing a
virulent mixture of anti-intellectualism, anti-rationalism and low
expectations.

What else is signaling that Americans are becoming increasingly dumbed-
down as a society?

* Reading -- of books, newspapers and magazines -- is on the decline.
A 2007 study even found that 80 percent of American families did not
buy or read a book in 2006.

* Attention spans are declining; Jacoby suggests this is due to
television and videos. For instance, between 1968 and 1988, the
average sound bite on the news for a presidential candidate dropped
from 42.3 seconds to 9.8 seconds. By 2000, according to a Harvard
study, the daily candidate bite was down to just 7.8 seconds.

* General knowledge is eroding. This is evidenced not only by the fact
that one in five U.S. adults believe the sun revolves around the
Earth, but also many others.

Yet, it’s not bad enough that knowledge is quickly declining in the
United States. On top of that, there is an arrogance about this lack
of knowledge, almost as if a good portion of the population is saying,
“We know we’re ignorant, but we don’t care!”

Consider, for instance, that a 2006 survey by National Geographic-
Roper found that nearly half of young Americans did not think it was
necessary to know the location of other countries in which important
news was being made. And another one-third felt it was “not at all
important” to know a foreign language.

Why is this so concerning? Because …

Fear and Ignorance Go Hand in Hand!

================

Every time I read about stuff like this, it brings back some bad
memories of my school years. Also, when one has been raped and
molested, the memories of it stays with you for the rest of your
life.You don't know what it's like unless you have been there
yourself.

I know exactly why our educational system and our country is going
down the crapper! I'm trying to wake you all up to what is really
going down. You all need to get hip to what is really happening, and
why!

That harlot Shirley Skeel envisions a fantasy world of walking
skeletons believing that everything would be cheaper and her taxes
would be lower if we all look alike and think alike! The bloody whore
is willing to sacrifice human lives to save a few bucks!

While it's true that I can't change what has happened in the past, we
can take steps to prevent what had happened to me, from happening
again to more innocent kids in our schools!

I think the two most evil women in this country are Shirley Skeel and
MeMa Roth who had said that 17-year-old Jordin Sparks didn't deserve
to win American Idol because of her weight. She won a singing contest
because of her singing talents, not because of her looks. But Jordin
Sparks is a beautiful young lady, even if she is a bit "overweight"
and I think she looks just fine.

I suppose if some scientist were to find a cure for cancer and win the
Nobel Peace Prise, he better not be a fat person, because then, MeMe
Roth would say that he should not get the Nobel Peace Prise because
he's too fat.

Those two whores should be locked up before they kill somebody just
for being fat
!

OK, so this forum is suppose to be about Shirley Skeel and her
article, her not-so-journalistic peace of drek, which suggest that if
no one were fat the savings on medical, fuel, food and other costs
would be enough to give every U.S. household more than $4,000 dollars.

You all really believe that, don't you! That is nobody was fat, you
would all have an extra $4000 dollars in your pockets, and because you
don't have that extra money, then you are pissed of at fat people,
some of you here even saying that I deserved to be denied my right to
get an education, that I deserved the beatings I received, and that I
deserved to be raped!

Well, let me again que you in on something. Let me give you some very
good reasons why you all should shut the fuck up!

The fact is, that the people in the upper income bracket making up
about 10% percent of the population control 90% percent of the wealth
while the remaining 90% percent of the population has the remaining
10% percent of the wealth in this country. So, shut the fuck up!

So, those in the upper income brackets, instead of a mere $4000
dollars, they would get between $40,000 to $4000,000 dollars, while
those of us in the lowest income bracket would be lucky to get between
$4 to $40 dollars, and most of you would be damn lucky if you got $400
dollars. So for those of us who are poor, it would be cheaper to stay
fat. Again, shut the fuck up!

We poor people can't afford to heat our homes during the winter, so we
need the extra body fat to protect us from the cold. We poor people
get beaten and assaulted more often, so the fat acts as a padding to
protect us from injuries. As usual, you all should shut the fuck up!

Therefore, if no one were fat, you still will not have be getting an
extra $4000 dollars in your pockets! Shut the fuck up!

You are all so full of hate toward us fat people because you think you
can smell money.

You're like cattle, out in the desert, picking up on the smell of
water.

Shut the fuck up, and listen to what I have to say here!

Many Americans like yourselves are exactly just like cattle.

When ranchers use to drive cattle through the deserts they would have
to look for water, so the ranchers on horseback would scout ahead
looking for water, and to make sure that the water was drinkable and
not poison. If it was poison, then they would have to divert the
cattle miles out of the way to avoid the poison water, because once
the thirsty cattle picked up on the smell of water in the distance,
they would stampede toward it, and stampede toward their deaths from
the poison water.

Well, thanks to our wonderful American educational system, many of you
Americans are like stampeding cattle. The minute you pick up on the
smell of money, you stamped toward it, even if it means trampling
innocent people underfoot into the ground to get to it.

So, everything you believe is a pack of lies! You all believe in fairy
tales.

You ignorant buffoons need me to set your straight on many things.

1.) Football players are no big strong brave men. They are cowards
because they are bullies, and they do not deserve 5 million dollars
every year, on a free car after thay have raped someone's sister or
daughter, they deserve to be locked up for the rest of their lives.

2.) When you go to school, you need to study and hit the books. You do
not need PE classes, and the schools don't need gyms. Being a high
school jock dose not mean that you will become a professional football
player and make 5 millions dollars and get a free car after you have
raped someone's sister. Only about 1 in a thousand high school
athletes will become professional jocks who get 5 million dollars and
a free car after raping your sister. so you can forget that!

3.) The Earth is round, not flat. The sun does not revolve around the
earth. The universe is 12 billion years old, not 6000 years as they
have brainwashed you all into believing in church!

4.) Christianity is a false pagan religion. God is not man, and no man
is God, and God doese not have a skitzoid personality split three ways
in the form of a Trinity. There is no Papa, Junior, and The Spook!
That's just another fairy tale!

5.) Your Jeezer is not coming again! Not unless he's jacking off!!!

So, you all need to stop believing in fairy tales! You're not going to
get an extra $4000 dollars in your pockets of no one were fat. That is
never going to happen. But what will happen is that some fat person is
going to kick your ass!

So, once again, you all may shut the fuck up!

Have a nice day!

On Wed, 28 May 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> You are all so full of hate toward us fat people because you think you
> can smell money.

No. They are full of hate toward us fat people because they can. People
who are fat, and smokers, are easy targets in today's "popular opinion"
driven political system. It's not nice to pick in blacks, women, gays, or
the elderly... What's left? Fat people and smokers!

> 4.) Christianity is a false pagan religion.

Sorry, but this line made me smile... Is Wicca an example of a true
(correct) pagan religion?

On May 28, 9:22 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
>
>
> No. They are full of hate toward us fat people because they can. People
> who are fat, and smokers, are easy targets in today's "popular opinion"
> driven political system. It's not nice to pick in blacks, women, gays, or
> the elderly... What's left? Fat people and smokers!
>
> > 4.) Christianity is a false pagan religion.
>
> Sorry, but this line made me smile... Is Wicca an example of a true
> (correct) pagan religion?

Good morning Master.

Woops! I meant to say that Christianity is a false religion because
it's just another pagan religion.

Actually, Christianity IS a rip-off of the some of the other pagan
religions. The Egyptian religion of their sun god was a trinity of
Isis, Horus, and Seb, and the Egyptian priests ate little round wafers
to represent their sun god, and there are other pagan religions with a
god that was a trinity, and a god-man born of a virgin.

I have my own copy of a Jewish Bible, the Torah and Tennach that I
bought from Art Scroll. It is in both Hebrew and English, which is a
direct translation from the Hebrew, and in Isiah where the Christians
claim are prophecies of a virgin giving birth, in the original Hebrew,
it is a young woman, NOT a virgin. The Christian Bible is a deliberate
mistranslation of the original Hebrew.

Also, I get offended when people call the Torah the "Old Testament"
because it implies that it has been superseded by that piece of drek,
the New Excrement!

God did not fuck Mary, another man's wife, so that he could give birth
to himself in the flesh, making Mary both his wife and his mother. If
anyone believes that, then they must believe that Mary is
simultaneously God's wife and God's mother, therefore God must have
committed both adultery and incest! God does not break his own laws!

So, the God in the Torah is not the same as the god in the New
Excrement! The Christian god is an adulterous, incestuous mother-
fucker, and that is probably why their priests are pedophiles! It's
because they believe their own bullshit!

Christians are the scum of the earth. They are responsible for
murdering over 60 million people on this planet over a 700 year
period.

Hey boys and girls! Can you say Inquisition?

I have read about the Inquisition. I have always been interested in
Astronomy, and one dose not read up on Astronomy without also reading
about Galileo and how he was put under house arrest for the remainder
of his life by the Catholic Church, the Holy Office, and the
Inquisition, all because he said that the Earth and planets revolve
around the sun.

The sun and planets do NOT, I repeat, do NOT revolve around the Earth
as 20% percent of Americans who are Christian Funny-mentalists and
morons who vote Republican all believe.

But then, that is because they are uneducated morons who never wanted
to study science and math in school. The guys either played football
in school or the girls all wanted to be cheer-leading sluts, or if
they weren't involved in sports, they just sucked jock-cocks instead,
and then they would beat up on the fat little nerds and geeks like
myself who went to school to study instead of playing at sports. And
now, these morons want me to get skinny, because they believe that it
will magically cause $4000 dollars to appear in their pockets.

Anyway, I once read a book titled A Short History Of The Inquisition
by Robert Ingersoll and it was a very old book. The pages were yellow
with age because it was published back in 1901. The title is a
misnomer because it was anything but short, being over 2000 pages.

I think I can understand why my 5th grade teacher did not want me to
read any books on Astronomy, and why he gabbed me by the shoulders and
bashed my head up against the wall. He was actually afraid of me,
because I knew too much for one so young. Physically, he was much
stronger but my mind was much stronger than his and he hated me for
it!

He was probably a Christian "funny-mentalist" who voted Republican.
This country is run by morons!

And our schools are run by morons! They wanted to turn all kids into
athletes, but first you have to destroy their minds while building up
their muscles.

And most of the people on this forum are brain-dead morons who believe
that they will haven an extra $4000 dollars in their pockets if only,
everybody was thin!

But what can we expect from Christian scum who never grew up and still
believe in Satan Claws and hang little brightly colored balls on trees
every December 25th to celebrate the birth of their dead god-man
diaper-boy on a stick, which is also the same day the pagan sun-god
was born.

They all seriously need to grow a pair of frontal lobes!

On May 28, 9:22 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
>
>
> No. They are full of hate toward us fat people because they can. People
> who are fat, and smokers, are easy targets in today's "popular opinion"
> driven political system. It's not nice to pick in blacks, women, gays, or
> the elderly... What's left? Fat people and smokers!
>
> > 4.) Christianity is a false pagan religion.
>
> Sorry, but this line made me smile... Is Wicca an example of a true
> (correct) pagan religion?

Good morning Master.

Woops! I meant to say that Christianity is a false religion because
it's just another pagan religion.

Actually, Christianity IS a rip-off of the some of the other pagan
religions. The Egyptian religion of their sun god was a trinity of
Isis, Horus, and Seb, and the Egyptian priests ate little round wafers
to represent their