MSN Money: What if no one were fat?

On Sat, 31 May 2008 09:26:40 -0400, E .F. Hokie <efhokie@nah.nope>
wrote:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 06:17:20 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...
>
>> OK everybody!
>>
>> So, you all want more $$$$$$$$$$, eh?
>>
>> I can show you all how to make lots of $$$$$$$$$$$ by using your own
>> computer.
>>
>> First, open up either Word Pad or Note Pad, of if you have Microsoft
>> Word, or Open Office, it really doesn't matter which one you use. Then
>> hold down the [Shift] key and keep pressing the [4] key as many times
>> as you wish.
>>
>> And you can make as many $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ as you please!
>>
>> Now you can all shut the fuck up!!!
>
>You sure are an angry fattie, aren't you?
>
>Maybe you should ACCEPT that as long as you're a disgusting blob that
>you won't be as happy as you could be, and stop taking out your own
>failures on other people.

Hey fuckjob. You should listen to you own advice. However since you
were born with YOU failures we will probably never hear from you
again-bye!


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On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:48:32 GMT, "Robin King"
<mapletree@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>"E .F. Hokie" <efhokie@nah.nope> wrote in message
>news:MPG.22ab1c1e88f5d1be98a235@news-europe.giganews.com...
>> You sure are an angry fattie, aren't you?
>
> We don't have ENOUGH angry fatties in this world.

I agree. More angry fatties would mean less idiots.
>>
>> Maybe you should ACCEPT that as long as you're a disgusting blob
>
> As his history demonstrates, people can be disgusting
>at any weight.
>

No kidding.

>that
>> you won't be as happy as you could be, and stop taking out your own
>> failures on other people.
>
> How is being abused a failure? And what is the big deal if
>he complains?

Well THIS brain stem isn't HOKIE-he is HINKEY
>
>Robin
>
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On May 31, 7:26 am, E .F. Hokie <efho...@nah.nope> wrote:
>
>
> You sure are an angry fattie, aren't you?
>
> Maybe you should ACCEPT that as long as you're a disgusting blob that
> you won't be as happy as you could be, and stop taking out your own
> failures on other people.
>
> --
> E.F. Hokie
>
I'm not the failure, Jimbo!

It is our educational system, and our system of justice that are
failures. It is our political system that is a failure. It is our
whole social and economic system that is failing.

Do you get that? BOY!!!

You are a moron! BOY!!!

From now on, when ever some of you moronic brain-dead imbeciles try to
rip me apart for telling the truth, I'm going to address you as BOY!!!

You got that? BOY!!!

Now you listen good and listen tight, BOY!!!

Our schools have failed to teach science and math, and because all of
you funny-mentalist Christian scums hate science, that is the reason
why 20% percent of adults believe that the sun revolves around the
earth.

Now, you go and be a good little Christian moron, and be sure to eat
your round white little Jeezer cookie and drink your bloody red Jeezer
juice like a good boy! BOY!!!

And shut the fuck up!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 10:38:12 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...

> Our schools have failed to teach science and math, and because all of
> you funny-mentalist Christian scums hate science, that is the reason
> why 20% percent of adults believe that the sun revolves around the
> earth.
>
> Now, you go and be a good little Christian moron,

I almost hate to break this to your deluded wide load, but being fat and
shunned doesn't mean that you're possessed of other virtues by default.

It's entirely possible that you're just a waste of chemicals waddling
around in a (rather large) flexible container. In your case, given your
childish tantrums when faced with concepts which upset you, I'd say it's
pretty likely that you use the bits about science and math as a shield,
but that you're actually not that smart.

The only thing you've shown so far in this thread is that you're very,
very angry... well, that and that you can jump to conclusions about your
betters based solely on the fact that they find the obese to be nasty.

--
E.F. Hokie

<insert witty or profound quote here>

On Jun 1, 12:52 pm, E .F. Hokie <efho...@nah.nope> wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 10:38:12 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...
> > Our schools have failed to teach science and math, and because all of
> > you funny-mentalist Christian scums hate science, that is the reason
> > why 20% percent of adults believe that the sun revolves around the
> > earth.
>
> > Now, you go and be a good little Christian moron,
>
> I almost hate to break this to your deluded wide load, but being fat and
> shunned doesn't mean that you're possessed of other virtues by default.
>
> It's entirely possible that you're just a waste of chemicals waddling
> around in a (rather large) flexible container. In your case, given your
> childish tantrums when faced with concepts which upset you, I'd say it's
> pretty likely that you use the bits about science and math as a shield,
> but that you're actually not that smart.
>
>

Excuse me BOY!!!

But my mother taught me how to read and write before I even started
school. When I was only in the 3rd grade, I was already reading at the
high school and adult level. When I was 13, I scored 150 points on a
standard IQ test, but when I want to school, they were more interested
in sports and teaching PE than they were in academics.

In high school, I had a science teacher who was also the school's
football coach, and during football season, he was too damn busy
coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboon to be teaching
in his classroom, so, instead he would set up a movie projector, the
turn of the lights, go out the door, and leave us all sitting in the
dark watching a bunch of stupid cartoons. That was our science class.

>
>
> The only thing you've shown so far in this thread is that you're very,
> very angry... well, that and that you can jump to conclusions about your
> betters based solely on the fact that they find the obese to be nasty.
>
> --
> E.F. Hokie
>

Now you listen good, and listen tight! BOY!!!

You're damn right I'm angry! And I find athletes to be pretty damn
nasty. Football is ugly! I hate gymnasiums and I hate the musky smell
of locker rooms! All sports are ugly and repulsive too me!

But science is beautiful, especially the science of Astronomy. I would
much rather be out in the cold nights sweeping the sky with my
telescope, taking photos of star clusters, being out in the nice clean
sweet smelling fresh air.

NOT sitting around with a bunch of dirty smelly red-necks (gerdon
edoms) and watching some ugly repulsive football game on Ye Olde Boob
Tube!

You got that? BOY!!!

You know, what this whole discussion "What if no one were fat?" is all
about, is really bout mindless conformity. What Shirley Skeel is
really asking is "what if we were all alike?" that is what she really
wants, that we would be all alike.

Well, I say, NO THANK YOU! BITCH!

I happen to like nice plump women with soft round curves, NOT some
anorexic bimbo who looks like a soda straw. I don't like seeing
collarbones and ribs. That is just plane nasty!

Shirley Skeel would like for us to be all alike, because she believes
that everything would be cheaper, and that she could save an
additional 50 cents on each of her size zero outfits. She would prefer
that we all look alike, and think alike. She is a Fascist Nazi scumbag
whore and a Jezebel to boot!

What I want is freedom of choice, which is something that people like
Shirley Skeel would very much want to take away from all of us if she
had her way.

Real men like real woman with nice soft round curves.

Bones are for dogs!

Can you grok that? BOY

Now, beat it! Fido!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 13:19:12 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...

> In high school, I had a science teacher who was also the school's
> football coach, and during football season, he was too damn busy
> coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboon to be teaching
> in his classroom, so, instead he would set up a movie projector, the
> turn of the lights, go out the door, and leave us all sitting in the
> dark watching a bunch of stupid cartoons. That was our science class.

So, you were too much of a sissy to speak up then and now attempt to
exorcise those demons by throwing tantrums at strangers on Usenet?

If you used half of your tantrum energy on a treadmill, you wouldn't
have the problem you do, and wouldn't need people to "accept" the fact
that you're a walking advertisement for Weight Watchers.

--
E.F. Hokie

<insert witty or profound quote here>

On Jun 1, 12:52 pm, E .F. Hokie <efho...@nah.nope> wrote:

> ... well, that and that you can jump to conclusions about your
> betters based solely on . . . . .
>
> --
> E.F. Hokie
>

Oh! And one more thing . . . . . . .

What in the flying Hell do you mean by my betters?

I don't care how strong and athletic you might be! I don't care if you
can run like a stallion, leap like a gezal, or lift 300 pounds over
your head. If you can't read or write, and if you go around raping our
sisters and daughters, and you have an IQ that is exceeded by your
shoe size, then sorry Jimbo, you are not my better!

Also, simply not being fat does not make you a better person.

You got that? BOY!!!

In high school, I was the better person. I tried to avoid people who
were using dope, but I had to leave school after receiving death
threats from a couple of dope pushers after I turned them in. I
wouldn't have done jack shit if they had just left me alone and
stopped harassing me, and trying to get me to try some of their
stuff.

In school, I was the one who was better. I was better than the jocks,
I was better than the dopers, and I was even better than some of my
teachers!

You got that? BOY!!!

I have never broken any laws, I studied hard in school, and I have
even help people who needed help. From March of 1997 to July of 2001,
I spent over 4 years taking care of a friend who had a stroke, and I
worked my butt off for him. I have often gone out of my way to help
someone in need.

So, you don't know anything about me. You don't know jack shit!

You got that? BOY!!!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 13:53:01 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...

> Also, simply not being fat does not make you a better person.

No, being more mature than you, and more in control of myself than you
are makes me a better person than you. The fact that I'm very obviously
much more intelligent than you doesn't make me a better person, but it's
an interesting sidenote given that you've basically asserted that those
who aren't fat are by their nature smelly jocks, etc.

There are some pretty damned smart smelly jocks, you know. You'll never
get to know one of them, of course; you're too busy hating them for
having a body that you wish you could have.


--
E.F. Hokie

<insert witty or profound quote here>

On Jun 1, 2:24 pm, E .F. Hokie <efho...@nah.nope> wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 13:19:12 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...
> > In high school, I had a science teacher who was also the school's
> > football coach, and during football season, he was too damn busy
> > coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboon to be teaching
> > in his classroom, so, instead he would set up a movie projector, the
> > turn of the lights, go out the door, and leave us all sitting in the
> > dark watching a bunch of stupid cartoons. That was our science class.
>
> So, you were too much of a sissy to speak up then and now attempt to
> exorcise those demons by throwing tantrums at strangers on Usenet?
>
>
> --
> E.F. Hokie
>

Hey Jimbo!

I did in fact protest to the principal and the superintendent of the
school. I had even walked out of some of my classes to go to the
office to complain about their incompetent teachers.

My parent even wrote formal letter of protest, and even went to the
school board to complain.

But they would not do jack shit!

They didn't give a fucking tinker's damn about academics!

They were more interested in winning football games.

Again, can you grok that? BOY!!!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 14:02:00 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...

> I did in fact protest to the principal and the superintendent of the
> school. I had even walked out of some of my classes to go to the
> office to complain about their incompetent teachers.
>
> My parent even wrote formal letter of protest, and even went to the
> school board to complain.
>
> But they would not do jack shit!
>
> They didn't give a fucking tinker's damn about academics!

Wow... all those classes and all those movies.

Still, nobody FORCED you to eat all that popcorn, dude.


--
E.F. Hokie

<insert witty or profound quote here>

You know, I am not the one who started all of the hostility in this
forum.

The first time I came to this forum, all I did was to talk about my
own experiences with our cruddy educational system, and to speak out
against all the mindless conformity, the kind of mindless conformity
from people like Shirley Skeel, the kind of mindless conformity
imposed on us in our schools, the kind of mindless conformity that
most of you here on this forum all hearken to.

The point that I have been trying to make, is that when we try to rob
people of their individuality, we only end up destroying them,
emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and ins some cases, even
physically.

Shirley Skeel wants everybody to be alike and to look alike. When I
want to school, they wanted everybody to like sports and to be good at
sports, even sacrificing academics for sports.

I did not start out attacking anybody on this form. At the very start,
all I did was to post something here about my own experience, and when
I did, I was immediately pounced on by idiots like Rod Speed, Marty,
Lou, and Sid, and several others.

But there were also a few people who agreed with what I had to say, a
few intelligent people, a very few I might add, like The Master,
Daedalus, and more recently, Robin King.

But the rest of you started cutting me down right away, calling me a
parasite and a leech because I mentions that I was getting SSI check
for disability, and also, calling me a sissy because I was more
interested in science and math than I was in sports.

So, I am not the one who started the hostility on this forum, but you
really can't blame me for reacting in kind. So, don't you come crying
boo hoo because I called you a moron, because you are a moron! If you
people want to call me names, then don't go crying and pissing in your
pants when I strike back!

It's called Tit For Tat, or what goes around, comes around.

The pay-back's a bitch!

Now, personally, it makes no difference if you're short or tall, fat
or thin, and I really don't give a damn if you're a jock, as long as
you people respect my right to like something other than sports.

So, go ahead and be a football player, if that is what you enjoy
doing. Just don't expect me to fall on my ass for you because you're a
jock. But I say, that if you're going to school, and your academic
grades are falling behind, then you should not be allowed to play
football until you can get your grades back up to where they should
be.

Also, being a jock should not give you a license to rape our sisters
and daughters, and to bully the other students around in school. I
don't care if you're a fucking jock, you still need to be held
accountable for your actions just like the rest of us human beings. If
you rape somebody, you do not deserve to get off with just a slap on
the wrist, a pat on the back, a 5 million dollar per year contract,
and a brand new car for free! No, you deserve to go to the slammer and
to pay some really heavy fines.

No more special privileges for jocks!

Now, I don't expect everybody to agree with everything I say here on
this forum! If you disagree with something I have said here, or if you
think I am wrong, or mistaken about something, then fine! Go ahead and
say you disagree or that I'm wrong in something I said. But you don't
have to do it by cutting me down and calling me names, because if you
do, I'm going to come right back at you with some choice words.

I did not start the name calling on this forum, but I'm sure as Hell
going to finish it!

My parents use to say to me when I was a kid, never start a fight, but
be damn sure you finish it!

They also said that, you can' expect to win every fight, but even if I
lose, at least have guts to stand up for yourself.

So, you can not say that I was a sissy, because every time I was
bullied around, I would stand up for myself. Yes, I have lost more
fights than I had won (and I have won a few) but I still let them know
that I don't take shit from anyone.

Remember: I did not start the name calling here. But since some of you
here has started the name calling, well, don't expect me to stop any
time soon.

Most of you here (with the exception of a very few) are morons, and
I'm calling muster on you!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 15:57:59 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...

> Also, being a jock should not give you a license to rape our sisters
> and daughters, and to bully the other students around in school. I
> don't care if you're a fucking jock, you still need to be held
> accountable for your actions just like the rest of us human beings. If
> you rape somebody, you do not deserve to get off with just a slap on
> the wrist, a pat on the back, a 5 million dollar per year contract,
> and a brand new car for free! No, you deserve to go to the slammer and
> to pay some really heavy fines.
>
> No more special privileges for jocks!

Where do jocks get bonus cars for committing rape?

(What woman would live in such a place?)

--
E.F. Hokie

<insert witty or profound quote here>

On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:18:15 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear
<FatTeddyBear@gmail.com> wrote:

>On May 31, 4:50 pm, Trevor Zion Bauknight <t...@moodchanginggood.net>
>wrote:
>>
>>
>> I'm pretty sure you meant to say "About 20% percent of the population in
>> the USA *is* imbeciles..." and suffered an emotional and mental
>> "breakdown." Not sure what an old guy rapping with you had to do with
>> any of that, either.
>>
>> Please keep your dramas in your support groups, please, and we'll keep
>> ours here in RSFC.
>>
>> Trev
>
>No, the proper grammar would be, 20% percent of the population ARE
>imbeciles and NOT 20% percent of the population IS imbeciles. Learn to
>use proper grammar!


A grammer lesson for you Freddy- Has to do with singular and plural.

Singular examplee - 20% of the population IS credited with having...

Plural example - The populations ARE known to be of ,,,,,,,,,,

Jason

>
>ARE would be used for plural and IS would be used for singular, for
>example, "Jack IS going down town" and "Jack and Tom ARE going down
>town" or "He IS going down town" and "they ARE going down town" to
>which you can use the contractions, "He's going down town" and
>"They're going down town" so it all depends of whether it's in
>reference to singular or plural, when to use IS and when to use ARE.
>
>As I had mentioned much earlier on this forum, it appears that a lot
>of people on the Internet, if not illiterate, are most definitely semi-
>literate at best.
>
>Again, for example:
>
>Using UR instead of you are.
>
>Using B4 instead of before.
>
>Using allot instead of a lot.
>
>Not knowing when to use your or you're as in you are, or when to use
>their or they're as in they are.
>
>And, let's not forget the uneducated red-necks who use ain't. My God I
>hate when people use ain't!
>
>Using all lower-case letters without using any capitals at all, for
>example: not capitalizing the first letter in the first word of a
>sentence, and not capitalizing proper names or proper nouns, such as
>the names of people or places, and using i when they should be using I
>which indicates to me that the person using i is a subhuman moronic
>imbecile.
>
>Or the other extreme, where some idiots TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
>which is the equivalent of shouting, and also indicates that the
>parson is a retard who has just recently learned his ABC's and is
>still playing with wooden alphabet blocks while sitting in a puddle of
>his own urine.
>
>Oh! And my all time favorite is when imbeciles use prolly instead of
>probably! Now that's the best one yet!!!
>
>Now, I'm not perfect, and I sometime make typing errors myself, we all
>do, but there are too many people who need to go back to grade school
>again and learn not to mutilate the English language with their
>subhuman moronic drivel.
>
>Well, I guess that it's better to be semi-literate rather than
>illiterate. At least you still have some of the tools you need to show
>your ignorance in text.
>
>By the way, the Hebrew word for red-neck is Gerdon Edom.
>
>Gerdon is Neck and Edom is Red. Unlike English where we put the
>adjective before the noun, many languages such as Latin, Spanish,
>French, Italian, Arabic, and Hebrew places the noun before the
>adjective.
>
>Therefore, most of you retarded imbecilic moronic semi-literate red
>necks here on this forum are Gerdon Edom!
>
>Shalom yo'all!!!

Ah! I finally got it!

I think I can finally answer the question posed my Shirley Skeel,
"What if no one were fat?" and I have the answer.

I don't know why I didn't think of this before.

My answer to Shirley Skeel's questions is this. . . . . .

It's actually quit simple. If no one were fat, there would be no
football players.

Most football players today weigh more than 250 pounds, and they are
kind of fat. Of course, they are strong and muscular under the fat,
but many of them are fat, some weighing more than 350 pounds.

Skinny guys don't make good football players. They're better at
basketball, or tennis, or baseball, but fat guys make better football
players.

So, if no one were fat, there would be no football players, and all of
you drooling redneck imbeciles would have no entertainment, and you
would be so pissed off that you would want to have Shirley Skeel
modeling the latest fashions in Tar-And-Featherwear!

There! I answered her question!

Now, all of you morons can just watch your football games on TV, suck
your thumbs and drool, and you can just go and shut the fuck up!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> I did in fact protest to the principal and the superintendent of the
> school. I had even walked out of some of my classes to go to the
> office to complain about their incompetent teachers.
>
> My parent even wrote formal letter of protest, and even went to the
> school board to complain.

Sorry to be devil's advocate here, I don't want to be, but I have to
ask... Why didn't your parents pull you out of school and home school
you? Were your teachers allowed to hit students? If not, why didn't your
parents notify the police?

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, E .F. Hokie wrote:

> Wow... all those classes and all those movies.
> Still, nobody FORCED you to eat all that popcorn, dude.

And that makes bigotry just fine then, right? Well heck, does that mean
I'm allowed to deny employment to gays, since they had the choice also?

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> So, if no one were fat, there would be no football players, and all of
> you drooling redneck imbeciles would have no entertainment,

NNnnnaaaaaaa... We would still have NASCAR. GO JUNIOR!

On Jun 2, 6:53 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> > I did in fact protest to the principal and the superintendent of the
> > school. I had even walked out of some of my classes to go to the
> > office to complain about their incompetent teachers.
>
> > My parent even wrote formal letter of protest, and even went to the
> > school board to complain.
>
> Sorry to be devil's advocate here, I don't want to be, but I have to
> ask... Why didn't your parents pull you out of school and home school
> you? Were your teachers allowed to hit students? If not, why didn't your
> parents notify the police?

Good morning Master.

The teacher that bashed my head up against the well, he got fired and
could not teach anywhere else.

It was when I was in high school that we had protested against some of
the teacher who would not teach in the class rooms but had us doing
other things, like my science teacher who would just have us watching
stupid cartoons while he was out coaching the football team.

This was back in 1969, before parents started home schooling. My
mother could have home schooled me in history, geography, literature,
but when it came to science, and math, she didn't know anything about
algebra, geometry, or trigonometry. I would have needed a professional
tutor for those subjects.

We could not afford afford tutoring. If you were poor, then you're
just shit out of luck!

Americans really don't want to educate their kids. They bitch and
gripe about paying school taxes, and it is much cheaper to teach PE.
It's much cheaper to put up new basketball hoops and buy new balls
than it is to keep a chemistry or physics lab well equipped.

To maintain our complex technological society, we can always import
techno-geeks from overseas to keep the wheels turning, because if the
lights ever went out, Americans are so stupid, they would be sitting
in a dark cave, banging two rocks together, and going ugga! ugga!
ugga!

Only the techno-geeks from overseas can keep our lights on, keep
everything working, while all the rednecks sit around, slobbering and
drooling while watching football on their big screen TVs.

Ah yes! God bless America!

On Jun 2, 6:53 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> > I did in fact protest to the principal and the superintendent of the
> > school. I had even walked out of some of my classes to go to the
> > office to complain about their incompetent teachers.
>
> > My parent even wrote formal letter of protest, and even went to the
> > school board to complain.
>
> Sorry to be devil's advocate here, I don't want to be, but I have to
> ask... Why didn't your parents pull you out of school and home school
> you? Were your teachers allowed to hit students? If not, why didn't your
> parents notify the police?

Good morning Master.

The teacher that bashed my head up against the well, he got fired and
could not teach anywhere else.

It was when I was in high school that we had protested against some of
the teacher who would not teach in the class rooms but had us doing
other things, like my science teacher who would just have us watching
stupid cartoons while he was out coaching the football team.

This was back in 1969, before parents started home schooling. My
mother could have home schooled me in history, geography, literature,
but when it came to science, and math, she didn't know anything about
algebra, geometry, or trigonometry. I would have needed a professional
tutor for those subjects.

We could not afford afford tutoring. If you were poor, then you're
just shit out of luck!

Americans really don't want to educate their kids. They bitch and
gripe about paying school taxes, and it is much cheaper to teach PE.
It's much cheaper to put up new basketball hoops and buy new balls
than it is to keep a chemistry or physics lab well equipped.

To maintain our complex technological society, we can always import
techno-geeks from overseas to keep the wheels turning, because if the
lights ever went out, Americans are so stupid, they would be sitting
in a dark cave, banging two rocks together, and going ugga! ugga!
ugga!

Only the techno-geeks from overseas can keep our lights on, keep
everything working, while all the rednecks sit around, slobbering and
drooling while watching football on their big screen TVs.

Ah yes! God bless America!

On Jun 2, 6:59 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> > So, if no one were fat, there would be no football players, and all of
> > you drooling redneck imbeciles would have no entertainment,
>
> NNnnnaaaaaaa... We would still have NASCAR. GO JUNIOR!

Well, NASCAR drivers are more intelligent than football players.

You have to know something about engines and how to maintain a
vehicle.

Rednecks are so stupid they could not fix a kid's tricycle. In fact,
most football fans are so stupid they can not even pour piss out of a
boot if the directions were written on the heel.

And of course, they can't read the directions anyway!

On Jun 2, 6:59 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> > So, if no one were fat, there would be no football players, and all of
> > you drooling redneck imbeciles would have no entertainment,
>
> NNnnnaaaaaaa... We would still have NASCAR. GO JUNIOR!

Well, NASCAR drivers are more intelligent than football players.

You have to know something about engines and how to maintain a
vehicle.

Rednecks are so stupid they could not fix a kid's tricycle. In fact,
most football fans are so stupid they can not even pour piss out of a
boot if the directions were written on the heel.

And of course, they can't read the directions anyway!

On Mon, 2 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> Well, NASCAR drivers are more intelligent than football players.
>
> You have to know something about engines and how to maintain a
> vehicle.
>
> Rednecks are so stupid they could not fix a kid's tricycle.

Ummm... Are you aware that NASCAR started out as a way for moon-shine
runners to have a pissing contest over who's hot rod was faster? You
can't get much more "redneck" then a car full of white lightning trying to
outrun the cops.

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:49:20 -0500, Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 09:26:40 -0400, E .F. Hokie <efhokie@nah.nope>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 31 May 2008 06:17:20 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...
>>
>>> OK everybody!
>>>
>>> So, you all want more $$$$$$$$$$, eh?
>>>
>>> I can show you all how to make lots of $$$$$$$$$$$ by using your own
>>> computer.
>>>
>>> First, open up either Word Pad or Note Pad, of if you have Microsoft
>>> Word, or Open Office, it really doesn't matter which one you use. Then
>>> hold down the [Shift] key and keep pressing the [4] key as many times
>>> as you wish.
>>>
>>> And you can make as many $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ as you please!
>>>
>>> Now you can all shut the fuck up!!!
>>
>>You sure are an angry fattie, aren't you?
>>
>>Maybe you should ACCEPT that as long as you're a disgusting blob that
>>you won't be as happy as you could be, and stop taking out your own
>>failures on other people.
>
>Hey fuckjob. You should listen to you own advice. However since you
>were born with YOU failures we will probably never hear from you
>again-bye!
>
>
>LV-posted from SSFA

This angry and incoherent gibberish was caused by me. I am responsible
for everything Bobbi posts.

Jade

On Jun 2, 8:29 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:
> > Well, NASCAR drivers are more intelligent than football players.
>
> > You have to know something about engines and how to maintain a
> > vehicle.
>
> > Rednecks are so stupid they could not fix a kid's tricycle.
>
> Ummm... Are you aware that NASCAR started out as a way for moon-shine
> runners to have a pissing contest over who's hot rod was faster? You
> can't get much more "redneck" then a car full of white lightning trying to
> outrun the cops.

Yeah, you got me there!

Well, we all know how stupid football fans are, so perhaps NASCAR fans
might be a little bit smarter than football fans.

And speaking of football on TV . . . . .

As you know, we are switching from analog signals to digital signals.
My TV is set up for either one, and I have cable TV, but a lot of
redneck trailer trash are still using rabbit ears or outdoor antennas,
but once we go digital, then all those who are using rabbit ears or
antennas are going to be shit out of luck, unless they get a converter
box, because after February of next year, they won't be able to watch
TV, and there will be no more Sunday afternoon football games for
them.

Then all the stupid rednecks will riot in the streets, overturning
cars, setting fires, looting, and raping our women, and then, Martial
Law might be declared.

Now, I'm scared to death just thinking about that!

On the other hand, it might be a good thing if all the redneck
football loving trailer trash were rounded up and arrested and put
away for a long time.

It will be a wakeup call for the USA, and maybe, football will be
banned because it inspires too much violence, and then, all the jocks
will be put away, and finally, our schools will go back to teaching
the arts and sciences, and math.

Ah! Just think! No more sports!

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 16:59:06 -0400, E .F. Hokie <efhokie@nah.nope>
wrote:

>On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 13:53:01 -0700 (PDT), Fat Teddy Bear wrote...
>
>> Also, simply not being fat does not make you a better person.
>
>No, being more mature than you, and more in control of myself than you
>are makes me a better person than you. The fact that I'm very obviously
>much more intelligent than you doesn't make me a better person, but it's
>an interesting sidenote given that you've basically asserted that those
>who aren't fat are by their nature smelly jocks, etc.

You keep your nose up in that position you will drown the next time it
rains.
>
>There are some pretty damned smart smelly jocks, you know. You'll never
>get to know one of them, of course; you're too busy hating them for
>having a body that you wish you could have.

Well yo all have to justify all the sweat and fungus somehow, right,
Mr. Jockey Shorts?

You can keep it stinky.

LV-posted from SSFA
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

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On May 26, 4:43 pm, Fat Teddy Bear <FatTeddyB...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I think the two most evil women in this country are Shirley Skeel and
> MeMa Roth who had said that 17-year-old Jordin Sparks didn't deserve
> to win American Idol because of her weight. She won a singing contest
> because of her singing talents, not because of her looks. But Jordin
> Sparks is a beautiful young lady, even if she is a bit "overweight"
> and I think she looks just fine.

It's simple. Fat people are the new Jews.

The global warming loons say fat people are causing global warming.

Schmucks like MeMe Roth saying fat people should be forced to pay
extra for airline tickets.

Schmucks like MeMe Roth saying a proposed Mississippi law which would
have banned fat people from being served in restaurants was "good."
Hell, even CSPI said the law went too far.

When MeMe Roth said Jordin Sparks didn't deserve to win American Idol
because of her weight, what Roth REALLY meant to say was Sparks didn't
fit Roth's vision of the "master race."

MeMe Roth is a Nazi. She is Adolf Hitler, Adolf Eichmann, Josef
Mengele, Heinrich Himmler, and Joseph Goebbels all rolled into one.

"Darth Chaos" <DarthChaosofRSPW@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:28faaa36-0e56-489d-ab6a-ac1de0101c8a@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...

> It's simple. Fat people are the new Jews.
>
> The global warming loons say fat people are causing global warming.

Yeah, I've heard that one, too. Conversely, we're also known
to give off more heat (on average) and so need less ambient warming
than others.

> Schmucks like MeMe Roth saying fat people should be forced to pay
> extra for airline tickets.

Only if they charge extra for other people carrying more
weight, such as the very tall, very muscular, or people bringing along
medical equipment.

> Schmucks like MeMe Roth saying a proposed Mississippi law which
would
> have banned fat people from being served in restaurants was "good."
> Hell, even CSPI said the law went too far.

I doubt the restaurants would take kindly to such a law.
Wouldn't it be simpler just to ban MeMe from restaurants where fat
people go?

> When MeMe Roth said Jordin Sparks didn't deserve to win American
Idol
> because of her weight, what Roth REALLY meant to say was Sparks
didn't
> fit Roth's vision of the "master race."

See, now I've always thought fat people had to be especially
good to win at these things

> MeMe Roth is a Nazi. She is Adolf Hitler, Adolf Eichmann, Josef
> Mengele, Heinrich Himmler, and Joseph Goebbels all rolled into one.

Nah, she's hateful, but she's not that smart or important.
More like a run-of-the-mill brownshirt. Same with Skeel.

Robin

Shirley Skeel is preoccupied with what if no one were fat, but I would
like to ask, what if there were no athletes? What if no one were
muscle-bound thugs with no brains?

Case in point . . . . . . .

==========================

Son appalled by footy club's tribute to killer

By Carly Crawford
June 20, 2008 01:00am

THE grieving son of a woman shot dead by her ex-partner in a bloody
murder suicide in Victoria is appalled by a planned footy club tribute
to the killer. Nicholas Brown said the Springvale District Football
Club's plan to wear black armbands during their weekend match was a
slap in the face.

"How could you participate? He's a murderer," Mr Brown said of
Moorabbin businessman Carl Parkin.

Parkin, 61, lured Aspendale Gardens resident Annette Brown, 57, to a
deserted carpark late Monday night where he shot her dead. He then
turned the .22 calibre gun on himself.

Ms Brown had taken out an intervention order against Mr Parkin when
their relationship ended recently. Springvale District Football Club
league secretary Tony Cooper last night defended Mr Parkin, a 15-year
member. "It is a tragedy," Mr Cooper said. "He was a friend of the
club and what he's done was pretty horrible but he did a lot for the
local area." Mr Parkin's business - Keys Road Clearance Centre - had
sponsored clubs in the district and Parkin had been popular with
teammates.

The tragedy had shocked the club. "He was at footy last Saturday and
he seemed as happy as the next bloke," Mr Cooper said. The club
website says: "Vale Carl Parkin . . . Carl was a generous benefactor
to our club who never said no to the many requests for sponsorship and
assistance over the years." Mr Cooper confirmed players would wear
black armbands during their Saturday clash with against East Brighton.

Victims' advocates demanded a boycott of the match, branding the
armband gesture disgraceful. "It's very inappropriate," Crime Victims
Support Association president Noel McNamara said. "The guy murdered an
innocent person.No one deserves to die like that so to pay tribute to
a murderer is an insult to the victim's family. There should be a
boycott."

Ms Brown's sons, Nicholas and Sam, 28, are still trying to comprehend
the tragedy. "He's taken away the best thing in our lives," Nicholas,
26, said. "My mum was the best thing in the world."

Mr Cooper said plans to wear an alternative jumper - which Mr Parkin
had helped buy - were scrapped when the Southern Football League
intervened. Southern Football League general manager Wayne Holdsworth
said the opposing team had asked them to step in. But he said there
was nothing the league could do to stop players wearing black
armbands.

=================================

Athletes have no morals and all. Muscles without morals, muscles
without mind!

When Carl Parkin shot himself, that was the fist and only decent thing
he had ever done in his life, thus saving the tax payers the cost of a
murder trial.

And the entire team should be arrested if they appear wearing their
black armbands to honer one their own kind, a scumbag and a murderer.

This just proves what I have said all along. Jocks have no morals, and
jocks have no brains.

And Shirley Skeel is more worried about double chins and love-
handles???

Jocks cost the tax payers more money than we fat people. Jocks are the
cause of the declining quality of education, and they are responsible
for most of the bullying in our schools.

Perhaps Shirley Skeel would like go to bed with them and suck their
cocks! That bitch can suck-start an Harley Davison!

Shirley Skeel blows dogs for quarters and gives 20 cents change!

BITE ME! BITCH!!!

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

> "He was a friend of the
> club and what he's done was pretty horrible but he did a lot for the
> local area."

Like kill himself too, so the tax payers don't have to pay for his trial.

> Victims' advocates demanded a boycott of the match, branding the
> armband gesture disgraceful.

It is disgraceful. But they have the right to do it...

> "It's very inappropriate," Crime Victims
> Support Association president Noel McNamara said.

It would be if they wore it to the victim's funeral. But they can wear
such armbands where ever they want. You have the right to say how
fantastic Charles Manson is... Won't win you over many friends, but you
can still do it...

> "The guy murdered an
> innocent person.No one deserves to die like that so to pay tribute to
> a murderer is an insult to the victim's family. There should be a
> boycott."

The people who don't like it absolutely have the right to boycott. If
enough people boycott it, protesting "hell no" all day long, it will be
big news.

> When Carl Parkin shot himself, that was the fist and only decent thing
> he had ever done in his life, thus saving the tax payers the cost of a
> murder trial.

See? Isn't that something to celebrate? I wish more of them did it...

> And the entire team should be arrested if they appear wearing their
> black armbands to honer one their own kind, a scumbag and a murderer.

That I disagree with.

On Jun 20, 9:32 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008, Fat Teddy Bear wrote:

>
> > And the entire team should be arrested if they appear wearing their
> > black armbands to honer one their own kind, a scumbag and a murderer.
>
> That I disagree with.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Freedom of speech and all of that.

But I was denied my right to intellectual and academic freedom when I
went to school, while that jocks in my school could go around beating
up and bullying the other students around, and they got away with it.

So, while these lowlife monkey boys may had a legal right to wear
their black armbands to honor one of their dead scumbags, the rest of
us still have a right to boycott the upcoming football game, and the
protesters who are boycotting that game should all carry signs calling
the entire football team scumbags and murderers.

The problem is, that right now, jocks have too many "rights" and
privileges, while the nerds and geeks are being denied their rights
and having more restrictions placed on them in our schools, and it had
become worse ever since Columbine. In some schools, students are not
allowed to carry their books in backpacks unless they're transparent,
and I read of one student who was suspended for having a small plastic
knife in her lunch bag which she was using to peel and orange.

If you're a straight A student you come under suspicion these days,
but the monkey boys with a collective IQ exceeded by their shoe sizes
are still free to bash and bully the rest of the students around.

Hey boys and girls!

If you all liked Columbine, you're really going to love Columbine II.