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Old 12-02-2006, 09:58 AM
Charles
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Default Nominations for December Humour Award...


A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":

**
tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:

Feck off, you fat spammer.

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

**

That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>

Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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>
> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>
> **
> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> **
>
> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>
> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)


I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is NOT a
good look !!!"

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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote
>
> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>
> **
> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> **
>
> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>
> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)


Neil isn't a spammer. He almost never mentions his business, and only
includes a link as a .sig line. That has always been considered acceptable.

Unlike Curt's www.ultimatespellchecker.com MLM scheme.

David


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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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Well, if you really wanted to formalize this, on Jan 1, start a thread for
the Dec. humor award, tally the posts/nominations, offer to have lurkers
email you off line (we'll trust you), and tally everything up, for the award
on Jan 7.
On alt.machines.cnc, BottleBob routinely hosts "surveys" on various
machining issues. Most often quite interesting.
Black DragQueen, I mean, Dragon, does comprehensive stats for that group as
well, every monday.
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"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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>
> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>
> **
> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> **
>
> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>
> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>




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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
Charles
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On Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:56:16 GMT, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad@earthlink.net> wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote
>>
>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>
>> **
>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> **
>>
>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>
>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>
>Neil isn't a spammer. He almost never mentions his business, and only
>includes a link as a .sig line. That has always been considered acceptable.


I didn't say it was "unacceptable" Cohen, I said it was worthy of
consideration for the Humour Award. Perhaps I should have opted for
the irony sub category section.

Your offerings would normally put you in as a regular contender but
you haven't been on form recently!

All is well I trust?

>
>Unlike Curt's www.ultimatespellchecker.com MLM scheme.


If Neil didn't make it on his spamming post he will almost surely
qualify with *his* many fucked up spelling pulls, particularly those
where he attempted a little wriggle when caught!

His 007 likeness post was also a classic of its genre.

Have a great weekend mate - I am! ;o)
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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Cohen wrote:
> "Charles" wrote
> >
> > A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
> >
> > **
> > tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > Feck off, you fat spammer.
> >
> > --
> > Bully
> > Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
> >
> > **
> >
> > That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>


Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!

i KEED! i KEED!

> > Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)


Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...

> Neil isn't a spammer.


I do agree with David on this point.

> He almost never mentions his business,


In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his posts.
Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's the phrase?
Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.

> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
> been considered acceptable.


True.

PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!

> Unlike Curt's www.ultimatespellchecker.com MLM scheme.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...MFW/dc/usc.jpg

You're taunting me now, aren't you?

Regardless, I nominate Cohen's (sadly fictional)
ultimatespellchecker.com for the December award.

IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT AUTOMATICALLY CORRECTS ANY THEN VERSUS THAN
ABERRATIONS!

Home from Vegas? How'd that go? Play black eight?

> David


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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

>Cohen wrote:
>> "Charles" wrote
>> >
>> > A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>> >
>> > **
>> > tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>> >
>> > Feck off, you fat spammer.
>> >
>> > --
>> > Bully
>> > Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>> >
>> > **
>> >
>> > That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>

>
>Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>
>i KEED! i KEED!
>
>> > Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>
>Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>
>> Neil isn't a spammer.

>
>I do agree with David on this point.
>
>> He almost never mentions his business,

>
>In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his posts.
>Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's the phrase?
>Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>
>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>> been considered acceptable.

>
>True.
>
>PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!


He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has to
be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training group! ;o)

HAGW!
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Cohen wrote:
>>> "Charles" wrote
>>> >
>>> > A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>> >
>>> > **
>>> > tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>> >
>>> > Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Bully
>>> > Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>> >
>>> > **
>>> >
>>> > That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>

>>
>>Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>
>>i KEED! i KEED!
>>
>>> > Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>>
>>Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>
>>> Neil isn't a spammer.

>>
>>I do agree with David on this point.
>>
>>> He almost never mentions his business,

>>
>>In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his posts.
>>Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's the phrase?
>>Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>
>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>> been considered acceptable.

>>
>>True.
>>
>>PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!

>
> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has to
> be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training group! ;o)


I think he was just flirting with me.
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> HAGW!
>




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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote
>
> Home from Vegas?


That would be difficult, as I have lived in Las Vegas for nearly three
decades.

After twenty years, they make you an honorary native.

At thirty, I'll get an official Mafia nickname and a free hour at the
Chicken Ranch Brothel.

David



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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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Cohen wrote:
> "Curt" wrote
> >
> > Home from Vegas?

>
> That would be difficult, as I have lived in Las Vegas
> for nearly three decades.


D'OH!

> After twenty years, they make you an honorary native.
>
> At thirty, I'll get an official Mafia nickname and a free
> hour at the Chicken Ranch Brothel.


Do you get to pick the nickname?

> David


http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm
http://www.onewal.com/maf-nick.html

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Old 12-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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[...]

DZ's "My biggest beef about motorcycles is that they don't come with
side impact airbags, so you HAVE TO grow those love handles like most
bikers on the road."

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Old 12-02-2006, 10:16 PM
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"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote
>>
>> Home from Vegas?

>
>That would be difficult, as I have lived in Las Vegas for nearly three
>decades.
>
>After twenty years, they make you an honorary native.
>
>At thirty, I'll get an official Mafia nickname and a free hour at the
>Chicken Ranch Brothel.


"Bugsy, Junior."
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Old 12-03-2006, 01:44 AM
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"JMW" <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote
> "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote
>>>
>>> Home from Vegas?

>>
>>That would be difficult, as I have lived in Las Vegas for nearly three
>>decades.
>>
>>After twenty years, they make you an honorary native.
>>
>>At thirty, I'll get an official Mafia nickname and a free hour at the
>>Chicken Ranch Brothel.

>
> "Bugsy, Junior."


That's the Chicken Ranch nickname. What's the Mafia one?

David


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Old 12-03-2006, 01:44 AM
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Cohen wrote:
[...]

re Bugsy, Junior

> That's the Chicken Ranch nickname.
> What's the Mafia one?


Dave (or Davey) the Disenabler, of course.

> David


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Old 12-03-2006, 11:38 AM
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David Cohen wrote:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote
>>
>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>
>> **
>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> **
>>
>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>
>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>
> Neil isn't a spammer. He almost never mentions his business,


....and the point being it's NOT a business!

> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always been considered
> acceptable.
> Unlike Curt's www.ultimatespellchecker.com MLM scheme.
>
> David




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matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


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Old 12-03-2006, 11:38 AM
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Steve Freides wrote:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>
>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>
>> **
>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> **
>>
>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>
>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>
> I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is NOT a
> good look !!!"


Your point being?


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matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


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Old 12-03-2006, 11:38 AM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>
>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Bully
>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>>
>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>
>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>
>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>
>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>
>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>
>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>
>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>
>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>
>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his posts.
>>> Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's the
>>> phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>
>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>
>>> True.
>>>
>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!

>>
>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has to
>> be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training group!
>> ;o)

>
> I think he was just flirting with me.


The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group *don't*
have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it completely went
over their heads though eh !

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
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> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>>
>>>>>> **
>>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Bully
>>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>>
>>>>>> **
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>
>>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>>
>>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>>
>>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>>
>>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>>
>>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>>
>>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>>
>>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his posts.
>>>> Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's the
>>>> phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>>
>>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>>
>>>> True.
>>>>
>>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!
>>>
>>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has to
>>> be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training group!
>>> ;o)

>>
>> I think he was just flirting with me.

>
> The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group
> *don't* have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it
> completely went over their heads though eh !


No muscular physiques?????
Why, then, they shouldn't be allowed to post!!!

Did I read right, fuknBrink has mantitties????
Ogoodgawd, I don't mind Brink blowin me, but I sure as hell don't wanna
see/feel *those*!!

After enduring fuknSchuh for months and months and months--still don't know
why I put myself thru alladat-- I finally saw his pics. <guffaw>.
Dat stringy Schuh-muthafucka looked like a weight-lifting crackwhore.
Goodgawd....

I was less revolted when they showed the David Caruso saggy-assed
shower-shot on NYPD Blue.
People say Caruso's career died when he left 'Blue, but I think he *had* to
leave afterdat ass-shot!
I believe they tried to get him back after they showed Sipowicz's ass--Hey
David, see, your ass was actually pretty good!!!
Now DAT was a frightening shower scene.
Then I think the 'Blue producers tried to get their *viewers* back by
showing a rogue cop w/ an ass like an apple, who was showin *his* ass off to
everyone else.
That was a very rough season on 'Blue.

Inyway, I stopped watching NYPD Blue after that.
Well, actually, I hadda watch it a little while longer cuz the Wife was
praying to Our Maker they would show Bobby Simone's ass.....

And I left.mfw after seeing scrawny fuknSchuh--DAT was the muthafucka that
was going to kick my ass? Please, fuknSpare Me.

But Caruso is *super-super cool* on CSI Miami--I now talk in a whisper, with
my head tilted, all the time, with numerous pregnant pauses, drawn-out
words, and all manners of raised eyebrows.
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Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
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The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!

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>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>
>
>




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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
> news:4tfk3eF13emf3U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>>>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Bully
>>>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>
>>>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>>>
>>>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>>>
>>>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>>>
>>>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>>>
>>>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his
>>>>> posts. Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's
>>>>> the phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>>>
>>>>> True.
>>>>>
>>>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!
>>>>
>>>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has
>>>> to be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training
>>>> group! ;o)
>>>
>>> I think he was just flirting with me.

>>
>> The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group
>> *don't* have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it
>> completely went over their heads though eh !

>
> No muscular physiques?????
> Why, then, they shouldn't be allowed to post!!!


That wasn't my point though was it?

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
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> Steve Freides wrote:
>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>
>>> **
>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>
>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bully
>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>
>>> **
>>>
>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>
>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)

>>
>> I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is NOT a
>> good look !!!"

>
> Your point being?


If you have to ask, you won't get it, anyway.

-S-
http://www.kbnj.com


>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>
>



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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Proctologically Violated©®
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"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
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> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>> news:4tfk3eF13emf3U1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>>>>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Bully
>>>>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his
>>>>>> posts. Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's
>>>>>> the phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> True.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!
>>>>>
>>>>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has
>>>>> to be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training
>>>>> group! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> I think he was just flirting with me.
>>>
>>> The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group
>>> *don't* have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it
>>> completely went over their heads though eh !

>>
>> No muscular physiques?????
>> Why, then, they shouldn't be allowed to post!!!

>
> That wasn't my point though was it?


Does it matter?
--
------
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Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
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The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!

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all d'numbuhs


>
> --
> Bully
> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>
> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>
>
>




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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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Default Re: Nominations for December Humour Award...

This morning is apparently Bully's "point jihad".
Mebbe he hasn't had his coffee yet.
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Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!

entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs

"Steve Freides" <steve@fridayscomputer.com> wrote in message
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> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
> news:4tfk02Fvnc1hU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Steve Freides wrote:
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>
>>>> **
>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Bully
>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>
>>>> **
>>>>
>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>
>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>
>>> I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is NOT a
>>> good look !!!"

>>
>> Your point being?

>
> If you have to ask, you won't get it, anyway.
>
> -S-
> http://www.kbnj.com
>
>
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
>> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>>
>>

>
>
>




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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Pete
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yes

"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> schreef
in bericht news:_NDch.22$OR.5@newsfe12.lga...
> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
> news:4tgd9mF143c96U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>>> news:4tfk3eF13emf3U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> Bully
>>>>>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his
>>>>>>> posts. Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's
>>>>>>> the phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>>>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> True.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has
>>>>>> to be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training
>>>>>> group! ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> I think he was just flirting with me.
>>>>
>>>> The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group
>>>> *don't* have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it
>>>> completely went over their heads though eh !
>>>
>>> No muscular physiques?????
>>> Why, then, they shouldn't be allowed to post!!!

>>
>> That wasn't my point though was it?

>
> Does it matter?
> --
> ------
> Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
>
> Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
> Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
> Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
> to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
> The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
>
> entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
> all d'numbuhs
>
>
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
>> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>>
>>
>>

>
>
>



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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Pete
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yes

"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> schreef
in bericht news:ePDch.23$OR.20@newsfe12.lga...
> This morning is apparently Bully's "point jihad".
> Mebbe he hasn't had his coffee yet.
> --
> ------
> Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
>
> Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
> Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
> Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
> to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
> The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
>
> entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
> all d'numbuhs
>
> "Steve Freides" <steve@fridayscomputer.com> wrote in message
> news:4tgfmcF133lkkU1@mid.individual.net...
>> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>> news:4tfk02Fvnc1hU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Steve Freides wrote:
>>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Bully
>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>>
>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>
>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is NOT a
>>>> good look !!!"
>>>
>>> Your point being?

>>
>> If you have to ask, you won't get it, anyway.
>>
>> -S-
>> http://www.kbnj.com
>>
>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bully
>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>
>>> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
>>> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
>>>
>>>

>>
>>
>>

>
>
>



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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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yes

"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> schreef
in bericht news:bnich.300$sR3.44@newsfe12.lga...
> Well, if you really wanted to formalize this, on Jan 1, start a thread for
> the Dec. humor award, tally the posts/nominations, offer to have lurkers
> email you off line (we'll trust you), and tally everything up, for the
> award on Jan 7.
> On alt.machines.cnc, BottleBob routinely hosts "surveys" on various
> machining issues. Most often quite interesting.
> Black DragQueen, I mean, Dragon, does comprehensive stats for that group
> as well, every monday.
> --
> ------
> Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
>
> Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
> Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
> Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
> to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
> The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
>
> entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
> all d'numbuhs
>
> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>
>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>
>> **
>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>
>> --
>> Bully
>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>
>> **
>>
>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>
>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>

>
>
>



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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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On Sun, 3 Dec 2006 12:27:26 -0500, "Proctologically Violated©®"
<entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net> wrote:

>"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>news:4tgd9mF143c96U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>>> news:4tfk3eF13emf3U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
>>>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:fld3n21agt71t6747n6esg7mrfocoj7sbn@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On 2 Dec 2006 09:20:09 -0800, "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cohen wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Charles" wrote
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> Bully
>>>>>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Any laugh at Bully's expense is worthy of consideration!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i KEED! i KEED!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Charles, ol' Bully is certainly hawking wares, however...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Neil isn't a spammer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do agree with David on this point.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He almost never mentions his business,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In fact, I've never seen a mention of his business within his
>>>>>>> posts. Otoh, I rarely pay that strict attention to the... what's
>>>>>>> the phrase? Sodding git? No, that's rather extreme, iirc. Anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> and only includes a link as a .sig line. That has always
>>>>>>>> been considered acceptable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> True.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> PLUS he looks like that actor in Casino Royale. Garsh! WOW!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He also told PV that he (Bully) has a muscular physique! That has
>>>>>> to be a humorous thing to say at a fitness and weight training
>>>>>> group! ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> I think he was just flirting with me.
>>>>
>>>> The point being that a number of prolific posters withing this group
>>>> *don't* have what would be considered a muscular physique. Seems it
>>>> completely went over their heads though eh !
>>>
>>> No muscular physiques?????
>>> Why, then, they shouldn't be allowed to post!!!

>>
>> That wasn't my point though was it?

>
>Does it matter?


It obviously matters to the alliterative Simple Simpson, who blunders
around like a blind fart in a colander! ;o)
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
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Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
> This morning is apparently Bully's "point jihad".
> Mebbe he hasn't had his coffee yet.
>
> "Steve Freides" <steve@fridayscomputer.com> wrote in message
> news:4tgfmcF133lkkU1@mid.individual.net...
>> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
>> news:4tfk02Fvnc1hU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Steve Freides wrote:
>>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Bully
>>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>>
>>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>>
>>>>> Have a great weekend lads and lasses - I am! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> I had a good laugh from Bully's post about Pavel - "but that is
>>>> NOT a good look !!!"
>>>
>>> Your point being?

>>
>> If you have to ask, you won't get it, anyway.
>>
>> -S-
>> http://www.kbnj.com
>>
>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bully
>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>
>>> "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
>>> matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


Morning???

--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


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Old 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Bully
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Default Re: Nominations for December Humour Award...

Steve Freides wrote:
> "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote in message
> news:4tfk02Fvnc1hU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Steve Freides wrote:
>>> "Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>> news:e2f2n2ttvhp1814e42dlibc9kta8a63tct@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>> A spammer inviting a spammer to "feck off":
>>>>
>>>> **
>>>> tdelcwcchkni@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Feck off, you fat spammer.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Bully
>>>> Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
>>>>
>>>> **
>>>>
>>>> That's got to be worthy of consideration! <snigger>
>>>>
>>>> Have a great weekend lads