OT: Humor

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule
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7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French
President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay:
Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by William
Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented
by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down
the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud
Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.

11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

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On Mon, 4 Dec 2006, Lee Michaels wrote:

> 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

Presuming you've all seen:

http://www.rightwasright.us/

And, returning to something less scary:

http://www.seasonshot.com/

tom

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In article <Pine.LNX.4.62.0612041803510.2675@urchin.earth.li> ,
Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:

> And, returning to something less scary:
>
> http://www.seasonshot.com/
>
> tom

Is that for real???
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Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:
>
>And, returning to something less scary:
>
>http://www.seasonshot.com/

I think they need a special variety for crowd control:

Habanero

In article <3us8n298020rbqgp2hp5j7cgv02p0ro3rh@4ax.com>,
JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

> Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:
> >
> >And, returning to something less scary:
> >
> >http://www.seasonshot.com/
>
> I think they need a special variety for crowd control:
>
> Habanero

<snicker>

You do know about these don't you?:

http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc_pepper

Pepper balls for crowd control.
Seems I did not bookmark that site when Rothstein posted it... but I'm
sure a google search would turn them up.
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Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:

>In article <3us8n298020rbqgp2hp5j7cgv02p0ro3rh@4ax.com>,
> JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:
>
>> Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:
>> >
>> >And, returning to something less scary:
>> >
>> >http://www.seasonshot.com/
>>
>> I think they need a special variety for crowd control:
>>
>> Habanero
>
><snicker>
>
>You do know about these don't you?:
>
>http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc_pepper
>
>Pepper balls for crowd control.
>Seems I did not bookmark that site when Rothstein posted it... but I'm
>sure a google search would turn them up.

Wanna see some bullshit? Read this:

"The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon State Police and say
they have video evidence to prove that the police initiated the
violence and that no protesters were aggressive with the officers."

I watched the videos. When people walk up to cops with riot shields,
yelling at them and apparently challenging the cops to push them back,
I don't exactly call that non-aggressive.

In article <h1e9n29v82r6ro4u26jjl0bpidq50bidbg@4ax.com>,
JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

> Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <3us8n298020rbqgp2hp5j7cgv02p0ro3rh@4ax.com>,
> > JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Tom Anderson <twic@urchin.earth.li> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >And, returning to something less scary:
> >> >
> >> >http://www.seasonshot.com/
> >>
> >> I think they need a special variety for crowd control:
> >>
> >> Habanero
> >
> ><snicker>
> >
> >You do know about these don't you?:
> >
> >http://www.progressive.org/mag_mc_pepper
> >
> >Pepper balls for crowd control.
> >Seems I did not bookmark that site when Rothstein posted it... but I'm
> >sure a google search would turn them up.
>
> Wanna see some bullshit? Read this:
>
> "The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon State Police and say
> they have video evidence to prove that the police initiated the
> violence and that no protesters were aggressive with the officers."
>
> I watched the videos. When people walk up to cops with riot shields,
> yelling at them and apparently challenging the cops to push them back,
> I don't exactly call that non-aggressive.

Yer preachin' to the choir...
You know how the media is.

Whatever happened to using fire hoses on rioters? :-)
That'd be especially effective in the winter.
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Tom Anderson wrote:
[...]

> Presuming you've all seen:
>
> http://www.rightwasright.us/

I had not. Thank you. From that link:

"Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both
houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was
right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new
Congress:

Add your own post: http://right-was-right.blogspot.com/

[...]

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools"

Not me, of course, as I find that joke entirely inappropriate, however,
I'm certain there is at least one teacher out there who might ask,
"Would the drugs be Ritalin?"

"3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act"

As I've never been married, but have seen so very many divorces, well,
I believe this one is probably for the best. If not, it certainly seems
inevitable for the majority of marriages anyway. So, yeah, where's the
harm?

"4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses"

More cost-effective. Definitely. Hell, more effective in general.

[...]

"6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein"

Again, more cost-effective. And they're not going to actually execute
Hussein, are they? P'shaw. But an apology? There's (is, are, is, are,
oh hell) as good odds of that as there is (is, are, is, etc.) of that
bride-to-be getting an apology from all those cops in NY who riddled
her fiance with bullets at his bachelor party. D'OH!

[...]

"10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated"

(looks at passbook)

Um, exactly how would those fortunes be distributed?

[...]

"13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems"

And can I still ride a dirtbike?

"14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning
flag-burning"

THIS ONE WILL ~*NOT*~ DO! NO SIR.

[...]

"16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor"

I am not eating ground Williams or ground Brink. Uh uh. No way.

[...]

> And, returning to something less scary:
>
> http://www.seasonshot.com/

Classic. Hand me that shotgun!

> tom

And direct me to the "rough whimper" reference, please.

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Curt

JMW wrote:
[...]

> Wanna see some bullshit?

Well, I already choose to see your posts each day...

> Read this:
>
> "The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon
> State Police and say they have video evidence to
> prove that the police initiated the violence and that
> no protesters were aggressive with the officers."
>
> I watched the videos. When people walk up to cops
> with riot shields, yelling at them and apparently
> challenging the cops to push them back, I don't
> exactly call that non-aggressive.

Who has the guns and the clubs again? Hmm.

"It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."

(officer rolls eyes)

"The perp yelled at me AND challenged me to push him back. Sheesh.
What? Did you just disagree with me?"

BLAAAMM

"It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."

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Curt

In article <1165289140.525810.102250@79g2000cws.googlegroups. com>,
"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:

> JMW wrote:
> [...]
>
> > Wanna see some bullshit?
>
> Well, I already choose to see your posts each day...
>
> > Read this:
> >
> > "The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon
> > State Police and say they have video evidence to
> > prove that the police initiated the violence and that
> > no protesters were aggressive with the officers."
> >
> > I watched the videos. When people walk up to cops
> > with riot shields, yelling at them and apparently
> > challenging the cops to push them back, I don't
> > exactly call that non-aggressive.
>
> Who has the guns and the clubs again? Hmm.
>
> "It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."
>
> (officer rolls eyes)
>
> "The perp yelled at me AND challenged me to push him back. Sheesh.
> What? Did you just disagree with me?"
>
> BLAAAMM
>
> "It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."

Hey! They only shot them with pepperballs!
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Omelet <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote:
>> JMW wrote:
>> [...]
>>
>> > Wanna see some bullshit?
>>
>> Well, I already choose to see your posts each day...
>>
>> > Read this:
>> >
>> > "The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon
>> > State Police and say they have video evidence to
>> > prove that the police initiated the violence and that
>> > no protesters were aggressive with the officers."
>> >
>> > I watched the videos. When people walk up to cops
>> > with riot shields, yelling at them and apparently
>> > challenging the cops to push them back, I don't
>> > exactly call that non-aggressive.
>>
>> Who has the guns and the clubs again? Hmm.
>>
>> "It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."
>>
>> (officer rolls eyes)
>>
>> "The perp yelled at me AND challenged me to push him back. Sheesh.
>> What? Did you just disagree with me?"
>>
>> BLAAAMM
>>
>> "It was a justified shooting. Obbbbviously."
>
>Hey! They only shot them with pepperballs!

Something tells me if Curt had been there, they would have hosed him
with pepperballs in full auto.

John Williams wrote:
[...]
> > "Curt" wrote:
> >> JMW wrote:
> >> [...]
> >>
> >> > Wanna see some bullshit?
> >>
> >> Well, I already choose to see your posts each day...
> >>
> >> > Read this:
> >> >
> >> > "The protesters deny the allegation by the Oregon
> >> > State Police and say they have video evidence to
> >> > prove that the police initiated <snip>
>
> Something tells me if Curt had been there, they would
> have hosed him with pepperballs in full auto.

Let's review:

John Williams, if I am a troll then you are an enabler and a conduit,
which, by your own defintion would not be an especially good thing. You
may want to consider placing yourself on one of Forté Agent's "timed
killfiles" until you reassess exactly what you define as troll,
enabler, conduit, et al.

Hth.

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Curt

On Tue, 4 Dec 2006, Curt wrote:

> And direct me to the "rough whimper" reference, please.

Highly appropriate anagram of "information superhighway".

tom

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Tom Anderson wrote:

> Curt wrote:
>
> > And direct me to the "rough whimper" reference, please.
>
> Highly appropriate anagram of "information superhighway".

Ah! Professor Langdon, I'm not.

"A rough whimper of insanity." That's perfection. Unbelievable (yet
it's true), in fact (well, no, I guess it's not).

> tom


> Please! Undo clips before opening handle.

Hmm. Think I'll ponder this one a bit.

Thanks for starting my morning off right, Tom.

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Curt

In article <h3r9n2h6mg1u9qg6t4ru5lc1k1rcp43ru4@4ax.com>,
JMW <jmwilliams@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

> >Hey! They only shot them with pepperballs!
>
> Something tells me if Curt had been there, they would have hosed him
> with pepperballs in full auto.

Yer ornery dood! ;-D
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