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David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
with the nurses on the floor?

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Joe Humble wrote:
> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
> with the nurses on the floor?

Food.

David

"Joe Humble" <joehumble@earthlink.net> schreef:

> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
> with the nurses on the floor?

I just checked out.

I think it helps when you say;

"Oh boy, oh boy... you lookin mighty cute in them outfit!"

Which doesnt work over here, because in Dutch it sounds REALLY retarded.
But then again, i can probably say things without looking stupid that you
cant.

Complain and whine about the food portions being too small. Ask for more.
Constantly.
Women like to feed you. They still have that maturnal(?) instinct. I hope.

Oh yeah...

"Those are some nice shoes!" is also a good one.

BTW, why are you going?

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Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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> "Joe Humble" <joehumble@earthlink.net> schreef:
>
>> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>> with the nurses on the floor?
>
> I just checked out.
>
> I think it helps when you say;
>
> "Oh boy, oh boy... you lookin mighty cute in them outfit!"
>
> Which doesnt work over here, because in Dutch it sounds REALLY retarded.
> But then again, i can probably say things without looking stupid that you
> cant.
>
> Complain and whine about the food portions being too small. Ask for more.
> Constantly.
> Women like to feed you. They still have that maturnal(?) instinct. I hope.
>
> Oh yeah...
>
> "Those are some nice shoes!" is also a good one.
>
> BTW, why are you going?
>
I always found an excellent opening line to be "Do you sleep on your
stomach?" (whether she says yes or no you reply) "Can I?"

On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:43:19 GMT, Joe Humble <joehumble@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>with the nurses on the floor?

If you already have her on the floor she may appreciate nothing less
than full penetration. If you perform to her satisfaction you may find
yourself very popular!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:43:19 GMT, Joe Humble <joehumble@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
>>David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>>with the nurses on the floor?
>
> If you already have her on the floor she may appreciate nothing less
> than full penetration. If you perform to her satisfaction you may find
> yourself very popular!

I am floored by your remark

On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:i0tsn21vv3q170jk0qavqr2jvshhflhipm@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:43:19 GMT, Joe Humble <joehumble@earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>>>with the nurses on the floor?
>>
>> If you already have her on the floor she may appreciate nothing less
>> than full penetration. If you perform to her satisfaction you may find
>> yourself very popular!
>
>I am floored by your remark
>

What is the purpose of the above said statement?

You should perhaps tread carefully, or at least watch your step if you
don't want to continue being "floored"!

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> schreef:

>>David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>>with the nurses on the floor?

> If you already have her on the floor she may appreciate nothing less
> than full penetration. If you perform to her satisfaction you may find
> yourself very popular!

Before any penetration takes place, the appropriate thing to say is;

"BABY, YOU GOT-YOU GOT-YOU GOT-WHAT I NEED !!!"

And scare that bitch!

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Pete

Joe Humble wrote:
> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
> with the nurses on the floor?

Learn to speak some Filipino or Spanish.

"Steve" <SteveSpamTrap@yahoo.com> schreef:

>> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>> with the nurses on the floor?

> Learn to speak some Filipino or Spanish.

Or Arabic. Nevermind.

Just thinking out loud.

Pete

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:40:00 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>>news:i0tsn21vv3q170jk0qavqr2jvshhflhipm@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:43:19 GMT, Joe Humble <joehumble@earthlink.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>>>>with the nurses on the floor?
>>>
>>> If you already have her on the floor she may appreciate nothing less
>>> than full penetration. If you perform to her satisfaction you may find
>>> yourself very popular!
>>
>>I am floored by your remark
>>
>
> What is the purpose of the above said statement?

I've heard you said that before

>
> You should perhaps tread carefully, or at least watch your step if you
> don't want to continue being "floored"!

good point
>

Steve <SteveSpamTrap@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Joe Humble wrote:
>> David, what is the best way for a patient in a hospital to be popular
>> with the nurses on the floor?
>
> Learn to speak some Filipino or Spanish.

Or Hindi.