Phosphatidycholine, Deoxycholate, and benzyl alcohol, OH MY!

Okay, so it's not exactly, "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears!" But if I
were Dorothy and my under 30 BMI puppy, Toto, was waddling around my
ruby slippers, I might say, "Hey, tubby, we're not in Kansas anymore!"
after reading the following article.

Oh, never mind.

Just read the story!

LipoDissolve: Removing Unwanted Fat

Let's start by saying this is not a weight loss plan. It's not going
to drop those extra pounds, but what LipoDissolve promises to do is
zap away those extra fat cells keeping you from that flat tummy.

LipoDissolve is a non-surgical way to get rid of unwanted body fat in
several areas of your body, like your stomach and abdomen, arms, and
thighs. Three substances make up the injection. Dana Carlson says from
The New Creation Laser Clinic says, "It's Phosphatidycholine,
Deoxycholate, and benzyl alcohol." The first two substances naturally
occur in your body. Phosphiatidycholine is what 60-percent of cell
membranes in your body are made of and deoxycholate is a main bile
acid in your liver that breaks up fat. When a registered nurse injects
the chemicals into your fat cells, Carlson says, "It makes that fat
cell swell and inflame until it bursts, and once that fat cells
destroyed, it's destroyed permanently. You can't re-grow one." But you
can stretch out the ones you still have. In fact, a fat cell can swell
to 10 times it's original size, that's how you gain weight.
LipoDissolve promises to zap those fat cells away with a series of 6
injections into one section of your body during 6 treatments over 2
months.

Carlson says, "When you first get your injections done you're going to
have a hot sensation, and the swelling is immediate. You're going to
have swelling and tenderness and red areas looking for the first two
days." Then those destroyed fat cells become nodules. Carlson says,
"Those are destroyed fat cells that we're just waiting for the body to
break up and dissipate and be carried out."

In order to qualify for LipoDissolve you have to have a Body Mass
Index of 30 or less. Any higher, and Carlson says it's important to
lose some weight first. Also LipoDissolve is only for subcutaneous
fat, not the visceral fat that can form along the organs in your
stomach. Carlson says, "We don't inject into muscle. We can only do
the stuff you can pinch and squeeze."

Now, if you want to give LipoDissolve a try all you need to do is call
the folks over at New Creation Laser Clinic in South Sioux City,
Nebraska. The 6 treatments over 2 months will run you around 2-
thousand dollars. And of course, you must be at least 18 before you
can have LipoDissolve. /copy and paste from http://www.ktiv.com/News/index.php?ID=9413
aka http://tinyurl.com/ysoean

Dissolving fat. Hnnh! What'll they think of next? Continuing the
Wizard of Oz, uh, metaphor? Where's Mr. Eight-Billion-SAT-Verba-Score?
Anyway, maybe Dorothy's bucket wasn't filled with water, but
Phosphatidycholine, Deoxycholate, and benzyl alcohol?

"I'm meeeeellllllllting!"

--
Curt