Re: Coming out confession

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:

> Here is my full confession.
> I am a raging heterosexual. Going as far back as I can remember I have
> always been attracted to the opposite sex. I know, I know there is
> 'nothing wrong with it' and please please don't all recommend therapy and
> 'maybe I can change in time', Unfortunately I don't believe I can change.
> These strange feelings are part of me and try as I might I simply don't
> ever believe I will be able to comply with the norm here. Quite frankly
> and I am embarassed to admit it I don't think my anal passage is large
> enough. I don;t have a big enough asshole to become a functional gay
> person.

Dont be ashamed.
Most gays are genetically gifted in that area.

Why dont you start with the small KettleBells and work your way up?

Fuck the ButtPlugs!

> Thank you and I hope you will forgive me.

Ah, well...

> I am still 'me'. I haven't changed. I am not a monster. Please accept me
> for what I am.

> Thank you to my friends who I hope will support me - Charles and Pete.
> Curt, Mike and the many others who will be disappointed to find out I am
> not the person they thought I was. Cohen, I am sorry for the pretence.
> PLEASE I need all of you now more than ever. This has not been easy and I
> know that you all recognize the courage it has required to make this
> confession.
> Don't think ill of me. I will still love you. Just not in the way that you
> expected. I just seem prefer that filthy dirty and orifice that the other
> sex has between their legs kind of thing.

> OK I think I feel better now

See?

Confession works!

There are more perverts in this group, though...
Would be nice if they confessed as well.

This group would become a better place.

----
Pete

"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
news:456827c2$0$10946$dbd49001@news.wanadoo.nl...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> schreef:
>
>> Here is my full confession.
>> I am a raging heterosexual. Going as far back as I can remember I have
>> always been attracted to the opposite sex. I know, I know there is
>> 'nothing wrong with it' and please please don't all recommend therapy
>> and 'maybe I can change in time', Unfortunately I don't believe I can
>> change. These strange feelings are part of me and try as I might I
>> simply don't ever believe I will be able to comply with the norm here.
>> Quite frankly and I am embarassed to admit it I don't think my anal
>> passage is large enough. I don;t have a big enough asshole to become a
>> functional gay person.
>
> Dont be ashamed.
> Most gays are genetically gifted in that area.
>
> Why dont you start with the small KettleBells and work your way up?
>
> Fuck the ButtPlugs!
>
>> Thank you and I hope you will forgive me.
>
> Ah, well...
>
>> I am still 'me'. I haven't changed. I am not a monster. Please accept me
>> for what I am.
>
>> Thank you to my friends who I hope will support me - Charles and Pete.
>> Curt, Mike and the many others who will be disappointed to find out I am
>> not the person they thought I was. Cohen, I am sorry for the pretence.
>> PLEASE I need all of you now more than ever. This has not been easy and I
>> know that you all recognize the courage it has required to make this
>> confession.
>> Don't think ill of me. I will still love you. Just not in the way that
>> you expected. I just seem prefer that filthy dirty and orifice that the
>> other sex has between their legs kind of thing.
>
>> OK I think I feel better now
>
> See?
>
> Confession works!
>
> There are more perverts in this group, though...
> Would be nice if they confessed as well.
>
> This group would become a better place.
>

Well Pete, you can thank God that you are normal and not perverted like me
and Charles! In time we will be accepted - maybe not quite as "normal" but
without so much prejudice. It is not easy to wear that label "perverted". Of
course you straight people will never understand

> ----
> Pete
>