
02-05-2007, 04:43 PM
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Re: GREAT AFRICOON AMERICOONS, PAST AND PRESENT On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:09:46 -0700, breecher@lycos.com wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:01:47 GMT, \/\/ORD@True.edu wrote:
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>>Mike King, aka Mlk, plagiarized rabble rousing rhetoric and scammed
>>niggers to pay for booze, drugs and pussy. Got capped in a cat house
>>during a sex orgy wif White Wimmins.
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>>Cleotus T. Johnson, Atlanta, GA. - Invented the crack pipe. Died from
>>a shotgun blast in 1994.
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>>Rufus G. Jackson, - Philadelphia, Penn. - National Watermelon-Eating
>>Champion, 1997, 1998, 1999. Rufus broke the all-time record in '99 by
>>eating 400 pounds of watermelon, washed down with Colt 45 Malt Liquor.
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>>Carl "Muh Dick" Washington, Los Angeles, CA. -
>>Verified as having fathered 127 children, from 1975 to 1999, by 64
>>different women. Generally believed to hold the all time paternity
>>record in the U.S. Died of AIDS, March, 2000.
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>>Willie "Scat Man" Davis, - Seattle, Washington -
>>Listed in Guiness as holding the world record for Longest Human Arms.
>>Arms verified at over 6 feet in length. Appeared on TV's "That's
>>Incredible" where he stood up and tied his shoes without bending over.
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>>Isaac "Flappy" Jones - Jackson, Ms. -
>>Reportedly ran fastest mile ever clocked, at 2 minutes 12 seconds,
>>while being pursued by Ku Klux Klan members. Died before he could join
>>the U.S. Olympic track team.
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>>Darnell P. Williams - Harlem, N.Y.C. -
>>Invented the "boom box" radio by inserting a car stereo, two speakers,
>>and a car battery, all stolen, into a wooden box. Killed in a drive-by
>>shooting, where this contraption was reportedly stolen.
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>>Josephine James - South Central Los Angeles, CA. -
>>Considered the strongest woman alive. Was seen carrying twelve 27-inch
>>TVs while running, during the L.A. riots.
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>What about the Denver Broncos player who shot last week? He must have
>been important as he got the next thing to a State funeral in Ft.
>Worth.
>
>Max
The Super Bowl and it's halftime show reminded one of a tarzan movie!
Max |