Re: Hello ....

On Jan 25, 7:59*pm, TBRallamericanh...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Jan 25, 5:16*pm, Surf McBrowse <fr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Next you be telling me disturbing things have begun to appear on the
> > internet ...
>
> Well, just since you returned, otherwise it was quite un-disturbing.
> But I have heard tales of pornography making it's way onto the
> internet. Scary stuff. They have a website to try to prevent this,
> it'swww.al4a.com
>
>
>
> > Actually I'm, I mean he's fine, thanks for asking. Lounging about the
> > outdoor cafes of Vietnam at the mo'
>
> No, he's dead. I know, I am he, I created him/me, and I killed him/me.
> Last I saw him, he was being constricted to death by a 19 foot boa
> constricter, while he was being hung, and as a firing squads bullets
> pierced his delicate little body, I threw the switch on 50,000 volts
> that coursed through his body, right as my other hand pushed the
> plunger on the deadly drug cocktail the warden prepared, and all this
> right as a fully loaded Mack truck rammed into him at 150mph. Trust
> me, we won't hear anymore from that pain in the ass again.
>
> > And Tom Cruise too? All in one week ... wow
>
> Maybe they can hookup?
>
>
>
> > His grueling schedule is rivaled only by that of Dali Lama
>
> Dolly llama? Isn't that that lazy towelhead who just layed around all
> day having sex with those weird sheep?
>
> > I read some of that gay mud wrestling *tournament u 2 where engaged
> > in ... you must really like him a a lot.
>
> Wasn't much of a tournament, he tucked tail and ran almost right away.
> Too bad, because I honestly feel sorry for him. I had no idea he was
> so delicate that a few barbs would drive him to suicide. But alas, the
> worlds better off without weaklings like that.
>
> > And exchanging witty banter with u 2 it would seem ... pity, he could
> > always present a strong argument for having your parole revoked
>
> We never really had much to say to each other. I have strict rules
> about hanging out with eunichs. Although on second thought, it would
> make "Mr Bill" the 'belle of the ball' so to speak. Me and 5 eunichs
> hanging out at the bar, and only one of with "live ammo", hmm, great
> idea.
> Actually his being a eunich isn't the factor, anyone dumb enough to
> listen to their wife about getting their balls cut off, especially
> when they were having marriage issues beforehand, is just too dumb to
> be my friend, or to bask in the glory that is my presence. I mean if I
> came home and caught my wife with another woman, and then she
> suggested I cut off my nuts to increase my sprinting speed, I'd at
> least be a little skeptical of her motives. In any event you'd of
> thought he'd check it out first, but nope he just had them lopped off,
> and now she has them proudly displayed on the mantle of her fireplace
> in a jar of formaldyhyde, where she lives with her new wife. I bet he
> feels pretty stupid.
>
>
>
> > Never read much of his stuff, but I'll take your irreverent word for
> > it.
>
> Read one post that goes "duhhh" and they were all pretty much the same
> after that.
>
> >Wait, I remember know, all he ever wrote about was running, that
> > was the problem .... like that other guy with all the greetings and
> > weekly stat's
>
> WTF is up with those buttholes? Running? HERE? What BS. <spits>
>
> > You're in good company then
>
> Not anymore. I humped her the first night she was here, and ever since
> that suspicious rash appeared on her behind, she's been a real bitch.
> How'd that heal up for you? They have new meds that might help you
> now. Incureable doesn't mean untreatable Smurf.
>
>
>
> > Who doesn't like LSD?
>
> She's training to be a sprinter...
>
> > You racist bastard!
>
> Fuck you! I didn't hang him. I wouldn't waste a good rope. Do you
> always shoot the messenger? He was working on the campaign trail for
> Obama, when the KKK caught him, and thinking he was Obama (they all
> look the same to them) they hung him. I had no part in it whatsoever.
> If you read in the paper someone shot the queen, you'd burn down the
> newspapers building?
>
>
>
> > Why you chauvinist pig ... oh, all right, I'll stop feigning shock at
> > your turrets ... anyone still here must be used to it by now
>
> You were the one that did her, so why be coy?
>
> > Hopefully she will make a guest star appearance, if only to revive the
> > great 'plantar home remedy debate' ... who doesn't like that?
>
> I don't, that stuff tastes like shit.
>
> > You could never be a veterinarian considering the vast quantities of
> > *other* animal by-products you frequently swallow, yet conveniently
> > neglected to mention ...
>
> You mean my cow sperm diet? I've been off that for months now. That
> mad cow stuff you bastards started made it too risky, and If you think
> I didn't recognize you in that cow suit, you are sadly mistaken. The
> bottle of Prozac you were carrying tipped me off. Nice try tho...
>
> > As for your stat's I'll believe them if you can send me a postcard
> > from your federal penitentiary
>
> Which part of them do you disbelieve? I have my "bodily function
> diary" here in front of me, and I've recorded every drop of every
> fluid on paper, um, in written word, not on toilet paper. I can scan
> it for you? It also records other emissions like diarrhea, urine, as
> well as records and notes of "insertions" and other things a bit too
> racy for me and the internet. You know what a delicate lil' buttercup
> I am...
>
> > And what about MAT, did he finally come out of the closet too?
>
> No, I prefer keeping that one under wraps. Besides, my web TV is out
> of service right now, and everytime I call a repairman and as soon as
> I tell them I want my web TV repaired, they laugh so hard I hang up
> after a few minutes.
>
> > Best regards,
> > Insultingly yours,
> > Surf
>
> I must've missed the insults.

<TBRallamericanhero@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 25, 7:59 pm, TBRallamericanh...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Jan 25, 5:16 pm, Surf McBrowse <fr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Next you be telling me disturbing things have begun to appear on the
> > internet ...
>
> Well, just since you returned, otherwise it was quite un-disturbing.
> But I have heard tales of pornography making it's way onto the
> internet. Scary stuff. They have a website to try to prevent this,
> it'swww.al4a.com
>
>
>
> > Actually I'm, I mean he's fine, thanks for asking. Lounging about the
> > outdoor cafes of Vietnam at the mo'
>
> No, he's dead. I know, I am he, I created him/me, and I killed him/me.
> Last I saw him, he was being constricted to death by a 19 foot boa
> constricter, while he was being hung, and as a firing squads bullets
> pierced his delicate little body, I threw the switch on 50,000 volts
> that coursed through his body, right as my other hand pushed the
> plunger on the deadly drug cocktail the warden prepared, and all this
> right as a fully loaded Mack truck rammed into him at 150mph. Trust
> me, we won't hear anymore from that pain in the ass again.
>
> > And Tom Cruise too? All in one week ... wow
>
> Maybe they can hookup?
>
>
>
> > His grueling schedule is rivaled only by that of Dali Lama
>
> Dolly llama? Isn't that that lazy towelhead who just layed around all
> day having sex with those weird sheep?
>
> > I read some of that gay mud wrestling tournament u 2 where engaged
> > in ... you must really like him a a lot.
>
> Wasn't much of a tournament, he tucked tail and ran almost right away.
> Too bad, because I honestly feel sorry for him. I had no idea he was
> so delicate that a few barbs would drive him to suicide. But alas, the
> worlds better off without weaklings like that.
>
> > And exchanging witty banter with u 2 it would seem ... pity, he could
> > always present a strong argument for having your parole revoked
>
> We never really had much to say to each other. I have strict rules
> about hanging out with eunichs. Although on second thought, it would
> make "Mr Bill" the 'belle of the ball' so to speak. Me and 5 eunichs
> hanging out at the bar, and only one of with "live ammo", hmm, great
> idea.
> Actually his being a eunich isn't the factor, anyone dumb enough to
> listen to their wife about getting their balls cut off, especially
> when they were having marriage issues beforehand, is just too dumb to
> be my friend, or to bask in the glory that is my presence. I mean if I
> came home and caught my wife with another woman, and then she
> suggested I cut off my nuts to increase my sprinting speed, I'd at
> least be a little skeptical of her motives. In any event you'd of
> thought he'd check it out first, but nope he just had them lopped off,
> and now she has them proudly displayed on the mantle of her fireplace
> in a jar of formaldyhyde, where she lives with her new wife. I bet he
> feels pretty stupid.
>
>
>
> > Never read much of his stuff, but I'll take your irreverent word for
> > it.
>
> Read one post that goes "duhhh" and they were all pretty much the same
> after that.
>
> >Wait, I remember know, all he ever wrote about was running, that
> > was the problem .... like that other guy with all the greetings and
> > weekly stat's
>
> WTF is up with those buttholes? Running? HERE? What BS. <spits>
>
> > You're in good company then
>
> Not anymore. I humped her the first night she was here, and ever since
> that suspicious rash appeared on her behind, she's been a real bitch.
> How'd that heal up for you? They have new meds that might help you
> now. Incureable doesn't mean untreatable Smurf.
>
>
>
> > Who doesn't like LSD?
>
> She's training to be a sprinter...
>
> > You racist bastard!
>
> Fuck you! I didn't hang him. I wouldn't waste a good rope.

Not sure about this, but would they not resuse the rope after a hanging?

> Do you
> always shoot the messenger? He was working on the campaign trail for
> Obama, when the KKK caught him, and thinking he was Obama (they all
> look the same to them) they hung him. I had no part in it whatsoever.
> If you read in the paper someone shot the queen, you'd burn down the
> newspapers building?
>
>
>
> > Why you chauvinist pig ... oh, all right, I'll stop feigning shock at
> > your turrets ... anyone still here must be used to it by now
>
> You were the one that did her, so why be coy?
>
> > Hopefully she will make a guest star appearance, if only to revive the
> > great 'plantar home remedy debate' ... who doesn't like that?
>
> I don't, that stuff tastes like shit.
>
> > You could never be a veterinarian considering the vast quantities of
> > *other* animal by-products you frequently swallow, yet conveniently
> > neglected to mention ...
>
> You mean my cow sperm diet? I've been off that for months now. That
> mad cow stuff you bastards started made it too risky, and If you think
> I didn't recognize you in that cow suit, you are sadly mistaken. The
> bottle of Prozac you were carrying tipped me off. Nice try tho...
>
> > As for your stat's I'll believe them if you can send me a postcard
> > from your federal penitentiary
>
> Which part of them do you disbelieve? I have my "bodily function
> diary" here in front of me, and I've recorded every drop of every
> fluid on paper, um, in written word, not on toilet paper. I can scan
> it for you? It also records other emissions like diarrhea, urine, as
> well as records and notes of "insertions" and other things a bit too
> racy for me and the internet. You know what a delicate lil' buttercup
> I am...
>
> > And what about MAT, did he finally come out of the closet too?
>
> No, I prefer keeping that one under wraps. Besides, my web TV is out
> of service right now, and everytime I call a repairman and as soon as
> I tell them I want my web TV repaired, they laugh so hard I hang up
> after a few minutes.
>
> > Best regards,
> > Insultingly yours,
> > Surf
>
> I must've missed the insults.