Re: Lady Veteran Explodes

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:39:22 -0600, reporter@newzzzz.com wrote:

>We regret to announce that Lady Veteran is dead. Of course no one
>will really miss her.
>
>Her blubber just kept growing and growing and her belly sag began to
>drag on the floor. She started to walk to the kitchen to get another
>200lbs of food when she snagged her lard belly on a loose nail in the
>floor. There was a loud bang, and she exploded, destroying her
>trailer house and several neighboring trailers in the park. Blobs of
>fat have been found as far as 20 miles away. Several neighbors also
>died in the explosion. Police are investigating the explosion, and
>had a heavy duty crane come to remove her body. The remains of Lady
>Veteran will be buried as soon a large enough cemetery can be located,
>and several pieces of large machinery are brought in to dig the
>gigantic crater. No coffin will be used, since there is no coffin on
>earth large enough to contain a body of that size.
>
>Stay tuned for further details.



Hey, i wont miss that fat bitch at all !!!
I'm glad shes died.
One less troll on these newsgroups.
One less stinky fat bitch to smell up the bus.
One less blob of ugly fat to mess up a nice clean sunrise....

On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:12:33 -0600, deadbeatdad@beatmeoff.com wrote:

>On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:39:22 -0600, reporter@newzzzz.com wrote:
>
>>We regret to announce that Lady Veteran is dead. Of course no one
>>will really miss her.
>>
>>Her blubber just kept growing and growing and her belly sag began to
>>drag on the floor. She started to walk to the kitchen to get another
>>200lbs of food when she snagged her lard belly on a loose nail in the
>>floor. There was a loud bang, and she exploded, destroying her
>>trailer house and several neighboring trailers in the park. Blobs of
>>fat have been found as far as 20 miles away. Several neighbors also
>>died in the explosion. Police are investigating the explosion, and
>>had a heavy duty crane come to remove her body. The remains of Lady
>>Veteran will be buried as soon a large enough cemetery can be located,
>>and several pieces of large machinery are brought in to dig the
>>gigantic crater. No coffin will be used, since there is no coffin on
>>earth large enough to contain a body of that size.
>>
>>Stay tuned for further details.
>
>
>
>Hey, i wont miss that fat bitch at all !!!
>I'm glad shes died.
>One less troll on these newsgroups.
>One less stinky fat bitch to smell up the bus.
>One less blob of ugly fat to mess up a nice clean sunrise....

If you died there would be one less butt plug in the world-that is if
anyone notices at all.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

> >On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:39:22 -0600, reporter@newzzzz.com wrote:
> >
> >>We regret to announce that Lady Veteran is dead. Of course no one
> >>will really miss her.
> >>
> >>Her blubber just kept growing and growing and her belly sag began
to
> >>drag on the floor. She started to walk to the kitchen to get
another
> >>200lbs of food when she snagged her lard belly on a loose nail in
the
> >>floor. There was a loud bang, and she exploded, destroying her
> >>trailer house and several neighboring trailers in the park. Blobs
of
> >>fat have been found as far as 20 miles away. Several neighbors
also
> >>died in the explosion. Police are investigating the explosion,
and
> >>had a heavy duty crane come to remove her body. The remains of
Lady
> >>Veteran will be buried as soon a large enough cemetery can be
located,
> >>and several pieces of large machinery are brought in to dig the
> >>gigantic crater. No coffin will be used, since there is no coffin
on
> >>earth large enough to contain a body of that size.
> >>
> >>Stay tuned for further details.

This guy should be writing porn for Dimensions Magazine.
Someday, maybe he'll get the courage to ask a fat woman on a
date and tell his buddies off when they laugh at him.

Robin

On , , Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:17:03 -0600, Re: Lady Veteran
Explodes, Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:12:33 -0600, deadbeatdad@beatmeoff.com wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:39:22 -0600, reporter@newzzzz.com wrote:
>>
>>>We regret to announce that Lady Veteran is dead. Of course no one
>>>will really miss her.
>>>
>>>Her blubber just kept growing and growing and her belly sag began to
>>>drag on the floor. She started to walk to the kitchen to get another
>>>200lbs of food when she snagged her lard belly on a loose nail in the
>>>floor. There was a loud bang, and she exploded, destroying her
>>>trailer house and several neighboring trailers in the park. Blobs of
>>>fat have been found as far as 20 miles away. Several neighbors also
>>>died in the explosion. Police are investigating the explosion, and
>>>had a heavy duty crane come to remove her body. The remains of Lady
>>>Veteran will be buried as soon a large enough cemetery can be located,
>>>and several pieces of large machinery are brought in to dig the
>>>gigantic crater. No coffin will be used, since there is no coffin on
>>>earth large enough to contain a body of that size.
>>>
>>>Stay tuned for further details.
>>
>>
>>
>>Hey, i wont miss that fat bitch at all !!!
>>I'm glad shes died.
>>One less troll on these newsgroups.
>>One less stinky fat bitch to smell up the bus.
>>One less blob of ugly fat to mess up a nice clean sunrise....
>
>If you died there would be one less butt plug in the world-that is if
>anyone notices at all.

If you are dead how come you are posting here?
Or is some sick bastard channelling you to the 'net?