Re: Merry christmas everyone! bluezfolk <ericreh@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:cd2dd386-8425-417c-91c5-5eab608f4dec@e4g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> May Santa bring you a life for Christmas, its something many who spend
> to much time on usenet don't have.
>
I understand your frustration since Santa didn't show up at your place,
AGAIN! However this time it's not because you were bad, (although from that
mpg of you I received you were VERY naughty, but I digress) it seems not
long after leaving my house Santa was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint the
Mass State Police had setup, and he blew 3x the legal limit on the
breathalyzer, plus they found he had a few joints of maryjane on him (I
have no idea where he got it from <guilty look>), and several smoked
roaches in the ashtray of his sleigh. They had probable cause to search
him, as he was knee-high in Ho Ho wrappers, and empty candy bar wrappers.
So don't be surprised if at a highway near you, as you drive by the
"Community Service Van" you see a fat guy in a red suit mixed in with the
orange jumpsuits, picking up trash along the road. |