Re: Scouting Report

<//ORD@True.edu> wrote in message
news:cnmdl2la8icnno6ct1hre29qfdnubfjeqv@4ax.com...
> Wayfroy P. Jackson: 6' 6" 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect in
> the last 10 years! Loves music. He's demanding a mini-cassette player
> in his helmet. Holds the World Record for the most "You Knows" during
> an interview ( 62 in one minute ). Wayfroy can print his complete
> name.
> Cletis Quinticlitus Jenkins: 6' 3" 220 lbs. Running Back. Set State
> scoring record out of Leroy High School, Plains, Ga. Also lead the
> state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked
> at 4.2 secs. doing a 40yd. dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
> Roosevellt "Dude" Danzell: 6' 1" 195 lbs. Running Back, from West
> Memphis, Ark. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very
> well. Before he would sign the Letter of Intent we had to promise to
> change the team colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his Church
> Preference as "red brick".
> Woodrow Lee Washington: 6' 8" 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 3rd. generation
> welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims
> that Woodrow and child #9 do have the same Father. He has a
> manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent
> because the dude he killed said something bad "bout my Mama ". On his
> questionnaire he listed his IQ as 20-20.
> Willie "Nite Train" Smith: 6' 4" 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an
> Amtrak Train somewhere near Chicago. Birth certificate indicates he is
> 27 yrs. old. Thinks the N on Nebraska helmets stands for "Nowledge",
> but still meets our stringent entrance requirements. Insists on
> wearing #12 on his jersey, since that was what he scored on his
> College Entrance Exam.
> Tyrone "Python" Peeples: 6' 10" 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending
> paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes that none of the rest of
> his victims will file formal charges. Tyrone has already signed
> Letters of Intent with Miami, Chicago, Houston and Cleveland; but was
> also willing to sign with us. Likes white women and Cadillacs. (Thinks
> Taco-Bell is the Mexican Telephone Co.)
> Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6' 9" 305 lbs. Guard. Played High School ball
> under the name Sylvester Luther King. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is
> a Housing Project in Jacksonville, Florida. Does not know the meaning
> of the word "Fear". ( Does not know the meaning of many other words
> either. )
> NOTE: The Track Coach could also use some of the above candidates if
> they'll allow him to use a Burglar Alarm for a starting gun at the
> Meets.
>
Yet millions of otherwise normal White folks watch the progeny of former
cannibals
run up and down a field with an inflated animal skin. It's call the NFL.

Fred