Re: The secret to staying healthy

On Mar 28, 7:19 am, "Andrealphus" <andrealep...@ifrance.com> wrote:
> It worked miracles for me!
> Try it, i did and i feel great!
>
> Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay
> healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
>
> Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said
> people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier
> and probably better in tune with their bodies.
>
> He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and
> encourage children to take it up.
>
> Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just
> can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
>
> "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
> strengthening the body's immune system.
>
> "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to
> do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a
> great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives
> in
> the intestines it works just like a medicine.
>
> "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through
> far
> more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a
> natural boost to their immune system for free."
>
> He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the
> time
> they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a
> society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.
>
> He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are
> encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response
> and
> medically a good idea as well."
>
> And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their
> neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in
> private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered

Folks tend to pick their noses while driving. The "moving closet".

greg

The nose is a filter, which removes dust from the air.

Eating your nose picking is as sensible as eating your vacuum
cleaner bag.

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<theodoric3@lycos.com> wrote in message
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: On Mar 28, 7:19 am, "Andrealphus" <andrealep...@ifrance.com>
wrote:
: > It worked miracles for me!
: > Try it, i did and i feel great!
: >
: > Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to
stay
: > healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
: >
: > Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger
said
: > people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy,
happier
: > and probably better in tune with their bodies.
: >
: > He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking
and
: > encourage children to take it up.
: >
: > Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places
you just
: > can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far
cleaner.
: >
: > "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great
way of
: > strengthening the body's immune system.
: >
: > "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural
thing to
: > do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in
which a
: > great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture
arrives
: > in
: > the intestines it works just like a medicine.
: >
: > "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing
through
: > far
: > more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat
it get a
: > natural boost to their immune system for free."
: >
: > He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by
the
: > time
: > they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from
a
: > society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.
: >
: > He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are
: > encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural
response
: > and
: > medically a good idea as well."
: >
: > And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about
what their
: > neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their
nose in
: > private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered
:
: Folks tend to pick their noses while driving. The "moving
closet".
:
: greg
:
:

Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
body.

"asdf" <qjohnny2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> body.

very germy/

asdf wrote:
> Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> body.

Antifreeze tastes good as well. What does that suggest?

hlillywh@juno.com wrote:

>asdf wrote:
>
>
>>Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
>>body.
>>
>>
>
>Antifreeze tastes good as well. What does that suggest?
>
>
>
I like all-natural /organic products such as poison ivy.

On Apr 1, 5:41 pm, "hlill...@juno.com" <hlill...@juno.com> wrote:
> asdf wrote:
> > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> > body.
>
> Antifreeze tastes good as well. What does that suggest?


Yup a lot of naturally occuring antifreeze out there in nature.

asdf wrote:
> On Apr 1, 5:41 pm, "hlill...@juno.com" <hlill...@juno.com> wrote:
> > asdf wrote:
> > > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> > > body.
> >
> > Antifreeze tastes good as well. What does that suggest?
>
>
> Yup a lot of naturally occuring antifreeze out there in nature.

The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
healthy for you to consume.

<hlillywh@juno.com> wrote in message
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>
> The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> healthy for you to consume.

Fish are unhealthy?

On Apr 2, 8:52 am, "the Moderator" <sparky@no_spam_engineer.com>
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> <hlill...@juno.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> > healthy for you to consume.
>
> Fish are unhealthy?

Ya, try eating fish caught in New England's "fresh" waters. At many
"hot-spots" you'll see the perfunctory warning labels posted on trees,
notice boards, etc. about how healthy the "fresh" fish are for you:
"Don't eat more than 1 serving of these mercury infested fish per
month", "Don't eat bass or pickerel over 12"", "Don't eat any fish if
you are a woman of child bearing years or if you are a child", in
other words, only eat these polluted fish if your are a man - we like
you stupid and drooling so we can make you our lackey.

- Liven free from fish,
C. dog e. doG

"C. dog e. doG" <lynn.hypnosis@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> On Apr 2, 8:52 am, "the Moderator" <sparky@no_spam_engineer.com>
> wrote:
> > <hlill...@juno.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:1175480705.953817.53470@n76g2000hsh.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> >
> >
> > > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> > > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> > > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> > > healthy for you to consume.
> >
> > Fish are unhealthy?
>
> Ya, try eating fish caught in New England's "fresh" waters. At many
> "hot-spots" you'll see the perfunctory warning labels posted on trees,
> notice boards, etc. about how healthy the "fresh" fish are for you:
> "Don't eat more than 1 serving of these mercury infested fish per
> month", "Don't eat bass or pickerel over 12"", "Don't eat any fish if
> you are a woman of child bearing years or if you are a child", in
> other words, only eat these polluted fish if your are a man - we like
> you stupid and drooling so we can make you our lackey.
>
> - Liven free from fish,
> C. dog e. doG

It must suck to live there.

the Moderator wrote:

> "C. dog e. doG" <lynn.hypnosis@verizon.net> wrote:
>> "the Moderator" <sparky@no_spam_engineer.com> wrote:
>> > <hlill...@juno.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
>> > > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
>> > > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
>> > > healthy for you to consume.
>> >
>> > Fish are unhealthy?
>>
>> Ya, try eating fish caught in New England's "fresh" waters. At many
>> "hot-spots" you'll see the perfunctory warning labels posted on trees,
>> notice boards, etc. about how healthy the "fresh" fish are for you:
>> "Don't eat more than 1 serving of these mercury infested fish per
>> month", "Don't eat bass or pickerel over 12"", "Don't eat any fish if
>> you are a woman of child bearing years or if you are a child", in
>> other words, only eat these polluted fish if your are a man - we like
>> you stupid and drooling so we can make you our lackey.
>
> It must suck to live there.

Don't forget those expensive poison fish the Japanese eat. I'm really glad
I hate fish because if I liked it I'd eat it and I'd hate that because I
hate fish...

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> "asdf" <qjohnny2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> > body.
>
> very germy/
>
>
Agreed.

Thw 'superbug' MRSA lives up your nose - and it's no joke!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrsa

<hlillywh@juno.com> wrote in message
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>
> asdf wrote:
> > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> > body.
>
> Antifreeze tastes good as well. What does that suggest?
>
That you can't afford decent booze? )

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> <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> > healthy for you to consume.
>
> Fish are unhealthy?
>
>
Sushi said!

(sorry - couldn't resist!)

"The Real Bev" <bashley101+usenet@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> the Moderator wrote:
>
> > "C. dog e. doG" <lynn.hypnosis@verizon.net> wrote:
> >> "the Moderator" <sparky@no_spam_engineer.com> wrote:
> >> > <hlill...@juno.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes
good
> >> > > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff
out
> >> > > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly
not
> >> > > healthy for you to consume.
> >> >
> >> > Fish are unhealthy?
> >>
> >> Ya, try eating fish caught in New England's "fresh" waters. At many
> >> "hot-spots" you'll see the perfunctory warning labels posted on trees,
> >> notice boards, etc. about how healthy the "fresh" fish are for you:
> >> "Don't eat more than 1 serving of these mercury infested fish per
> >> month", "Don't eat bass or pickerel over 12"", "Don't eat any fish if
> >> you are a woman of child bearing years or if you are a child", in
> >> other words, only eat these polluted fish if your are a man - we like
> >> you stupid and drooling so we can make you our lackey.
> >
> > It must suck to live there.
>
> Don't forget those expensive poison fish the Japanese eat. I'm really
glad
> I hate fish because if I liked it I'd eat it and I'd hate that because I
> hate fish...
>
> --
I'm glad I've been Vegan for over 45 years. I don't have to worry about any
of that! ;o)

I used to like a nice kipper now and again though. Very tasty and I really
do miss em!

Nemo

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>> "asdf" <qjohnny2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1175458868.271475.72290@o5g2000hsb.googlegrou ps.com...
>> > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
>> > body.
>>
>> very germy/
>>
>>
> Agreed.
>
> Thw 'superbug' MRSA lives up your nose - and it's no joke!
>
Ah hah! I was wondering how I got a dose of MRSA. All this time I thought
I got it through a cut, but now I know the truth

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> >> "asdf" <qjohnny2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:1175458868.271475.72290@o5g2000hsb.googlegrou ps.com...
> >> > Boogers simply taste good - this suggests they do some good for the
> >> > body.
> >>
> >> very germy/
> >>
> >>
> > Agreed.
> >
> > Thw 'superbug' MRSA lives up your nose - and it's no joke!
> >
> Ah hah! I was wondering how I got a dose of MRSA. All this time I
thought
> I got it through a cut, but now I know the truth

Carrying it and becoming infected are two different things.

When you're carrying the bug it's all over you, but especially up the nose
and around the naughty bits where it's nice and warm and damp, with mucus,
sweat and pheromones for it to feed on. (>!<)

HibiScrub shower solution clobbers it on one's bod, but for up the hooter I
have to use Bactroban nasal ointment (Mupirocin), especially just before I
go into hospital for anything.

It's when it gets into your tissues or bloodstream the trouble really
starts.

Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!

the Moderator wrote:
> <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote in message
> news:1175480705.953817.53470@n76g2000hsh.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> > healthy for you to consume.
>
> Fish are unhealthy?

Some are distinctly unhealthy. I don't like fish so don't pay know
the names but I understand that there are a couple of fish that even
the experts can't always distinguish which is which. The Japanese
consider one a delicacy. The other is deadly poison to eat.

In article <1175703028.087390.244410@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups .com>,
"hlillywh@juno.com" <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote:

> the Moderator wrote:
> > <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote in message
> > news:1175480705.953817.53470@n76g2000hsh.googlegro ups.com...
> > >
> > > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
> > > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
> > > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
> > > healthy for you to consume.
> >
> > Fish are unhealthy?
>
> Some are distinctly unhealthy. I don't like fish so don't pay know
> the names but I understand that there are a couple of fish that even
> the experts can't always distinguish which is which. The Japanese
> consider one a delicacy. The other is deadly poison to eat.

Porcupine fish or puffer fish/blowfish.
It's only deadly if it's not prepared right.

I think I'd give it a pass. ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pufferfish

I stick with the more common fresh and saltwater fish personally, mostly
catfish due to the price. Salmon, whiting, tuna and tilapia are also a
common menu item here, as well as shrimp.

Fixin' to increase the amount of Shrimp and tofu for the Tyrosine
content.
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Andrealphus wrote:
[...]

> Picking your nose and eating it is one of
> the best ways to stay healthy, according
> to a top Austrian doctor.

[...]

An Austrian nose picker? Hmm. Rings a bell...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nosepicker.jpg
aka http://tinyurl.com/2xpxcd

The "and eating it" part is doubtful, however.

--
Curt

Omelet wrote:

> In article <1175703028.087390.244410@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups .com>,
> "hlillywh@juno.com" <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote:
>> the Moderator wrote:
>> > <hlillywh@juno.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > The point of course is that just cause it's natural, and tastes good
>> > > doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you. Lots of natural stuff out
>> > > there like some berries, fish etc. that taste good but is clearly not
>> > > healthy for you to consume.
>> >
>> > Fish are unhealthy?
>>
>> Some are distinctly unhealthy. I don't like fish so don't pay know
>> the names but I understand that there are a couple of fish that even
>> the experts can't always distinguish which is which. The Japanese
>> consider one a delicacy. The other is deadly poison to eat.
>
> Porcupine fish or puffer fish/blowfish.
> It's only deadly if it's not prepared right.
>
> I think I'd give it a pass. ;-)

Yeah, chefs are traditionally rather excitable and you never know when you
might inadvertently offend one with the means of killing you right there on
the table. Sometimes "Oops" isn't all that good an apology.

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pufferfish
>
> I stick with the more common fresh and saltwater fish personally, mostly
> catfish due to the price. Salmon, whiting, tuna and tilapia are also a
> common menu item here, as well as shrimp.

Both tuna and tilapia are deemed to be heavily contaminated with mercury
such that pregnant women aren't supposed to eat them. Probably can't do a
lot of good for the rest of us either, especially if we played with mercury
when we were kids.

> Fixin' to increase the amount of Shrimp and tofu for the Tyrosine
> content.

Watch out for those phytoestrogens unless you want to sing soprano.

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