Re: "SPOTTED EAGLE KILLS SUNBATHING WOMAN!!"

On Mar 20, 11:49*am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
<theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> Yup........Nature be gettin' Out Of hand here........Donchaknow.......
>
> "Stingray Kills Sunbathing Woman in Fla.
> Mar 20 01:40 PM US/Eastern
>
> MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys
> after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her upper body.
> The spotted eagle ray had hit the 55-year-old woman while she was in a
> boat Thursday. Officials say she was hit in the face or neck.
>
> It's not clear whether the animal's barb struck the Michigan woman, or
> if the impact killed her.
>
> Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length and weigh up to
> 500 pounds.
>
> They are known to occasionally jump out of the water but are not
> aggressive. "

Justifiable faticide. How could you typical 55 y.o. female shock the
natural
world by exposing her gelatinous blubber folds?

alex

On Mar 20, 11:59*am, maxden...@lycos.com wrote:
> On Mar 20, 11:49*am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
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> <theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> > Yup........Nature be gettin' Out Of hand here........Donchaknow.......
>
> > "Stingray Kills Sunbathing Woman in Fla.
> > Mar 20 01:40 PM US/Eastern
>
> > MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys
> > after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her upper body.
> > The spotted eagle ray had hit the 55-year-old woman while she was in a
> > boat Thursday. Officials say she was hit in the face or neck.
>
> > It's not clear whether the animal's barb struck the Michigan woman, or
> > if the impact killed her.
>
> > Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length and weigh up to
> > 500 pounds.
>
> > They are known to occasionally jump out of the water but are not
> > aggressive. "
>
> Justifiable faticide. How could you typical 55 y.o. female shock the
> natural
> world by exposing her gelatinous blubber folds?
>
> alex- Hide quoted text -
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how
long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of
a dill pickle?

"Rayvan" <rvannuland@cachevision.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 20, 11:59 am, maxden...@lycos.com wrote:
> On Mar 20, 11:49 am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
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>
>
>
> <theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> > Yup........Nature be gettin' Out Of hand here........Donchaknow.......
>
> > "Stingray Kills Sunbathing Woman in Fla.
> > Mar 20 01:40 PM US/Eastern
>
> > MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys
> > after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her upper body.
> > The spotted eagle ray had hit the 55-year-old woman while she was in a
> > boat Thursday. Officials say she was hit in the face or neck.
>
> > It's not clear whether the animal's barb struck the Michigan woman, or
> > if the impact killed her.
>
> > Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length and weigh up to
> > 500 pounds.
>
> > They are known to occasionally jump out of the water but are not
> > aggressive. "
>
> Justifiable faticide. How could you typical 55 y.o. female shock the
> natural
> world by exposing her gelatinous blubber folds?
>
> alex- Hide quoted text -
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how
long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of
a dill pickle?


14 seconds

On Mar 20, 11:32*pm, "Al E. Crocodile"
<A...@CrocsBiteaHillBillyToday.com> wrote:
> "Rayvan" <rvannul...@cachevision.com> wrote in message
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> news:3140d986-1a33-44b7-824d-a41c02a5fd96@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 20, 11:59 am, maxden...@lycos.com wrote:
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> > On Mar 20, 11:49 am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
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> > <theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > Yup........Nature be gettin' Out Of hand here........Donchaknow.......
>
> > > "Stingray Kills Sunbathing Woman in Fla.
> > > Mar 20 01:40 PM US/Eastern
>
> > > MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys
> > > after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her upper body.
> > > The spotted eagle ray had hit the 55-year-old woman while she was in a
> > > boat Thursday. Officials say she was hit in the face or neck.
>
> > > It's not clear whether the animal's barb struck the Michigan woman, or
> > > if the impact killed her.
>
> > > Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length and weigh up to
> > > 500 pounds.
>
> > > They are known to occasionally jump out of the water but are not
> > > aggressive. "
>
> > Justifiable faticide. How could you typical 55 y.o. female shock the
> > natural
> > world by exposing her gelatinous blubber folds?
>
> > alex- Hide quoted text -
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> If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how
> long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of
> a dill pickle?
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Your answer will be marked 'Incorrect' unless you show your work...

"Rayvan" <rvannuland@cachevision.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 20, 11:32 pm, "Al E. Crocodile"
<A...@CrocsBiteaHillBillyToday.com> wrote:
> "Rayvan" <rvannul...@cachevision.com> wrote in message
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> news:3140d986-1a33-44b7-824d-a41c02a5fd96@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 20, 11:59 am, maxden...@lycos.com wrote:
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> > On Mar 20, 11:49 am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
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> > <theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > Yup........Nature be gettin' Out Of hand here........Donchaknow.......
>
> > > "Stingray Kills Sunbathing Woman in Fla.
> > > Mar 20 01:40 PM US/Eastern
>
> > > MARATHON, Fla. (AP) - Officials say a woman died in the Florida Keys
> > > after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her upper body.
> > > The spotted eagle ray had hit the 55-year-old woman while she was in a
> > > boat Thursday. Officials say she was hit in the face or neck.
>
> > > It's not clear whether the animal's barb struck the Michigan woman, or
> > > if the impact killed her.
>
> > > Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length and weigh up to
> > > 500 pounds.
>
> > > They are known to occasionally jump out of the water but are not
> > > aggressive. "
>
> > Justifiable faticide. How could you typical 55 y.o. female shock the
> > natural
> > world by exposing her gelatinous blubber folds?
>
> > alex- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
>
> If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how
> long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of
> a dill pickle?
>
> 14 seconds- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

Your answer will be marked 'Incorrect' unless you show your work...

I estimated the weight of the monkey and the leg, the ratio of monkey weight
to wood,
the muscle energy, force, and velocity required to propel the leg and impart
enough force onto the pickle to dislodge the seeds, the average number of
seeds in the average size
pickle,and deduced that 2 kicks to the pickle 90 degrees apart would
separate all of the seeds from the pickle at 7 seconds per kick