Seasons Greetings! (Humor)

Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
--
Peace, Om

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On Dec 25, 12:03*pm, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Holiday Greetings!
>
> To all my Democratic friends:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> choice, or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all.
>
> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> Not
> to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> is
> made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> To all my Republican friends:
>
> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

So, in other words, Democrats are douchebags.

Very astute.

David

In article
<6daf4561-a62b-436e-9287-a6af2fd32e2c@s12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Dec 25, 12:03*pm, Omelet <omp ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Holiday Greetings!
> >
> > To all my Democratic friends:
> >
> > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> > for an
> > environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> > non-addictive,
> > gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> > within
> > the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> > choice, or
> > secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> > persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> > religious or secular traditions at all.
> >
> > I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> > medically
> > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> > year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> > other
> > cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> > Not
> > to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> > country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> > is
> > made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> > religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
> >
> > To all my Republican friends:
> >
> > Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>
> So, in other words, Democrats are douchebags.
>
> Very astute.
>
> David

;-)

Cheers and Happy Hanukkah...
--
Peace, Om

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On Dec 26, 3:31 am, David Cohen <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> So, in other words, Democrats are douchebags.
>
> Very astute.
>
> David

yeah, very astute!
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On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:31:44 -0800 (PST), David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Dec 25, 12:03*pm, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Holiday Greetings!
>>
>> To all my Democratic friends:
>>
>> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
>> for an
>> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
>> non-addictive,
>> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
>> within
>> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
>> choice, or
>> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
>> religious or secular traditions at all.
>>
>> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
>> medically
>> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>> year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
>> other
>> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
>> Not
>> to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
>> country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
>> is
>> made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
>> religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
>>
>> To all my Republican friends:
>>
>> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>
>So, in other words, Democrats are douchebags.
>
>Very astute.
>
>David

No.

Douchebags serve a useful purpose and are otherwise inert and do no harm.

Don't insult them with such a comparison.

In article <4ik5n396nlmojkpi2b03gecaj7gbl3s353@4ax.com>,
Lucas Buck <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:31:44 -0800 (PST), David Cohen <sammiesdad@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Dec 25, 12:03*pm, Omelet <omp_ome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Holiday Greetings!
> >>
> >> To all my Democratic friends:
> >>
> >> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> >> for an
> >> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> >> non-addictive,
> >> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> >> within
> >> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
> >> choice, or
> >> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> >> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> >> religious or secular traditions at all.
> >>
> >> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
> >> medically
> >> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> >> year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> >> other
> >> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
> >> Not
> >> to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
> >> country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
> >> is
> >> made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> >> religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
> >>
> >> To all my Republican friends:
> >>
> >> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
> >
> >So, in other words, Democrats are douchebags.
> >
> >Very astute.
> >
> >David
>
> No.
>
> Douchebags serve a useful purpose and are otherwise inert and do no harm.
>
> Don't insult them with such a comparison.

<snicker>
--
Peace, Om

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