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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one

> evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried

> to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

>

> Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the

> owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to

> lobbyists.

>

> About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with

> his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive

> wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling

> happily, smeared with lipstick.

>

> 'What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

>

> 'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave

> me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love

> to me.'!

>

> 'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

>

> The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said,

> I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest

> happened so fast I couldn't stop it.'

In article <13sdei02ls004fc@corp.supernews.com>,
"Burr" <pitzradio@earthlink.net> wrote:

> Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
>
> > evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
>
> > to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
>
> >
>
> > Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
>
> > owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
>
> > lobbyists.
>
> >
>
> > About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with
>
> > his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
>
> > wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
>
> > happily, smeared with lipstick.
>
> >
>
> > 'What happened to you,' asked Hillary?
>
> >
>
> > 'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
>
> > me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
>
> > to me.'!
>
> >
>
> > 'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.
>
> >
>
> > The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said,
>
> > I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest
>
> > happened so fast I couldn't stop it.'

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