Squats caused prolapsed thrombosed hemroid

Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.

EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL

My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this

In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
says...
> Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>
> EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>
> My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
>
>
>


you also need a spellchecker.

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Bedknobs and Broomsticks

"fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
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> In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> says...
> > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> >
> > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> >
> > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
> >
> >
> >
>
>
> you also need a spellchecker.

Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You must
have hemoroids.

> --
> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>
> Bedknobs and Broomsticks

In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>
> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > says...
> > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > >
> > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > >
> > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > you also need a spellchecker.
>
> Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You must
> have hemoroids.
>
> > --
> > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> >
> > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>
>
>

it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.

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Bedknobs and Broomsticks

"fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
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> In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> >
> > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > says...
> > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > >
> > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > >
> > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
this
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > you also need a spellchecker.
> >
> > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You
must
> > have hemoroids.
> >
> > > --
> > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > >
> > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> >
> >
> >
>
> it's "hemorrhoids"

Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".

> and you must be a fucking idiot.

Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids" as well as
you. But thanks for correcting me :-)

>
> --
> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>
> Bedknobs and Broomsticks

In article <GKXYg.32618$tO5.13045@fed1read10>,
no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1f9ef0e85eaeebb098a581@News.Individual.ne t...
> > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > >
> > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > says...
> > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > >
> > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > >
> > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
> this
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > >
> > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You
> must
> > > have hemoroids.
> > >
> > > > --
> > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > >
> > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > it's "hemorrhoids"
>
> Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".
>
> > and you must be a fucking idiot.
>
> Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids
> you. But thanks for correcting me :-)
>

Backpeddling and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying to
make yourself look less retarded.

I believe guys who DO take it up the arse *have* hemorrhoids, how are
they by the way?


--
"What's that got to do with my KNOB?"

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

"fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
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> In article <GKXYg.32618$tO5.13045@fed1read10>,
> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1f9ef0e85eaeebb098a581@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > >
> > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
> > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > > says...
> > > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
> > this
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > > >
> > > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You
> > must
> > > > have hemoroids.
> > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > it's "hemorrhoids"
> >
> > Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".
> >
> > > and you must be a fucking idiot.
> >
> > Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids
> > you. But thanks for correcting me :-)
> >
>
> Backpeddling and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying to
> make yourself look less retarded.
> I believe guys who DO take it up the arse *have* hemorrhoids, how are
> they by the way?

That's ok fish - nothing wrong with gay sex if that's your thing. Thanks
again for the help on spelling it so ellagantly :-)

>
> --
> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>
> Bedknobs and Broomsticks

In article <pAYYg.32619$tO5.3364@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
says...
> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1f9efd9bbd41d3a198a582@News.Individual.ne t...
> > In article <GKXYg.32618$tO5.13045@fed1read10>,
> > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1f9ef0e85eaeebb098a581@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > > >
> > > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
> > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > > > says...
> > > > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
> > > this
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You
> > > must
> > > > > have hemoroids.
> > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > it's "hemorrhoids"
> > >
> > > Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".
> > >
> > > > and you must be a fucking idiot.
> > >
> > > Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids
> > > you. But thanks for correcting me :-)
> > >
> >
> > Backpeddling and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying to
> > make yourself look less retarded.
> > I believe guys who DO take it up the arse *have* hemorrhoids, how are
> > they by the way?
>
> That's ok fish - nothing wrong with gay sex if that's your thing. Thanks
> again for the help on spelling it so ellagantly :-)
>

I'm not the one posting about the repercussions of having gay sex. And
for fucks sake learn to spell!


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> > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
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> > > > > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
> > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > > > > says...
> > > > > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while
typing
> > > > this
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
You
> > > > must
> > > > > > have hemoroids.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > it's "hemorrhoids"
> > > >
> > > > Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".
> > > >
> > > > > and you must be a fucking idiot.
> > > >
> > > > Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids
> > > > you. But thanks for correcting me :-)
> > > >
> > >
> > > Backpeddling and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying
to
> > > make yourself look less retarded.
> > > I believe guys who DO take it up the arse *have* hemorrhoids, how are
> > > they by the way?
> >
> > That's ok fish - nothing wrong with gay sex if that's your thing. Thanks
> > again for the help on spelling it so ellagantly :-)
> >
>
> I'm not the one posting about the repercussions of having gay sex. And
> for fucks sake learn to spell!

Your tag line "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" now... ok, OFF TOPIC... OOOFFF
TOPIC.
Back on topic. Everyone HERE knows that its spelt "hemiroyds". and
sometimes with an "O" like "hemoroyds" because it makes the most sense.
hemorrhoids just won't do, its waaay too long and complicated.


>
> --
> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>
> Bedknobs and Broomsticks

On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:48:05 -0700, "Richard"
<no_mail_valid@spam.invalid> wrote:

>Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>
>EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>
>My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this

You sure you don't mean hernia? What do hemorrhoids have to do with
lifting weights? Not that I know much about them or care to for that
matter.

"Shute" <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:48:05 -0700, "Richard"
> <no_mail_valid@spam.invalid> wrote:
>
> >Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> >
> >EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> >
> >My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
>
> You sure you don't mean hernia? What do hemorrhoids have to do with
> lifting weights? Not that I know much about them or care to for that
> matter.

I went to the doctor today thinking it was a tumor and he diagnosed it as a
"prolapsed, thrombosed hemorrhoid" (thanks fish!). Its a direct result of my
straining with heavy weights and then getting on an exercise bike with a bad
seat. My doctor said that I can't lift weights for 4 weeks and might need
surgery. Think of something the size of a walnut hanging out your back door
filled with blood and pain radiating down your leg. It happened right after
a workout. Its very painful. I just did a search under "hemorrhoids and
weight lifting" and found a ton of results. Now I have the spelling right
(thanks again fish).

Richard

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says...
> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
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> > In article <pAYYg.32619$tO5.3364@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > says...
> > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1f9efd9bbd41d3a198a582@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > In article <GKXYg.32618$tO5.13045@fed1read10>,
> > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:MPG.1f9ef0e85eaeebb098a581@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > > > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > > > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > > > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
> > > > > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > > > > > says...
> > > > > > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while
> typing
> > > > > this
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
> You
> > > > > must
> > > > > > > have hemoroids.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > it's "hemorrhoids"
> > > > >
> > > > > Go to Google and type in "hemoroid" - it suggested "hemroid".
> > > > >
> > > > > > and you must be a fucking idiot.
> > > > >
> > > > > Only guys who take it up the ass know how to spell "hemorrhoids
> > > > > you. But thanks for correcting me :-)
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Backpeddling and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying
> to
> > > > make yourself look less retarded.
> > > > I believe guys who DO take it up the arse *have* hemorrhoids, how are
> > > > they by the way?
> > >
> > > That's ok fish - nothing wrong with gay sex if that's your thing. Thanks
> > > again for the help on spelling it so ellagantly :-)
> > >
> >
> > I'm not the one posting about the repercussions of having gay sex. And
> > for fucks sake learn to spell!
>
> Your tag line "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" now... ok, OFF TOPIC... OOOFFF
> TOPIC.
> Back on topic. Everyone HERE knows that its spelt "hemiroyds". and
> sometimes with an "O" like "hemoroyds" because it makes the most sense.
> hemorrhoids just won't do, its waaay too long and complicated.
>
>
> >
> > --
> > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> >
> > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>
>
>


WTF has my sig got to do with on or off topic? Surely you're not so
ignorant you've never heard of that movie?
--
"What's that got to do with my KNOB?"

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:22:50 -0700, "Richard"
<no_mail_valid@spam.invalid> wrote:

>I went to the doctor today thinking it was a tumor and he diagnosed it as a
>"prolapsed, thrombosed hemorrhoid" (thanks fish!). Its a direct result of my
>straining with heavy weights and then getting on an exercise bike with a bad
>seat. My doctor said that I can't lift weights for 4 weeks and might need
>surgery. Think of something the size of a walnut hanging out your back door
>filled with blood and pain radiating down your leg. It happened right after
>a workout. Its very painful. I just did a search under "hemorrhoids and
>weight lifting" and found a ton of results. Now I have the spelling right
>(thanks again fish).
>
>Richard

I don't know but I think you got a lot more reading to do about it.
The doctor's treatment and diagnosis is correct. But the bits I
looked up seemed to debate the cause. Sounds like your straining may
have made it bigger but didn't necessarily create it. You are not
obese or constipated are you? This was the sight I was looking at
most:
http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic242.htm

By the way you can buy a donut cushion to sit on. Bound to make all
your friends and co-workers snicker as they walk past.

"Shute" <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:84r8j2hu8mstnt2v8r57f2om42fsvcd9mr@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:22:50 -0700, "Richard"
> <no_mail_valid@spam.invalid> wrote:
>
> >I went to the doctor today thinking it was a tumor and he diagnosed it as
a
> >"prolapsed, thrombosed hemorrhoid" (thanks fish!). Its a direct result of
my
> >straining with heavy weights and then getting on an exercise bike with a
bad
> >seat. My doctor said that I can't lift weights for 4 weeks and might need
> >surgery. Think of something the size of a walnut hanging out your back
door
> >filled with blood and pain radiating down your leg. It happened right
after
> >a workout. Its very painful. I just did a search under "hemorrhoids and
> >weight lifting" and found a ton of results. Now I have the spelling right
> >(thanks again fish).
> >
> >Richard
>
> I don't know but I think you got a lot more reading to do about it.
> The doctor's treatment and diagnosis is correct. But the bits I
> looked up seemed to debate the cause. Sounds like your straining may
> have made it bigger but didn't necessarily create it. You are not
> obese or constipated are you? This was the sight I was looking at
> most:
> http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic242.htm

Nope. Not obese or constipated.. but I recall having a minor problem a few
years ago. I guess the heavy lifting made it worse. So you're right.. it
just got worse. A heck of a lot worse, in just two hours of "over doing it"
on squats and exercise bike.

> By the way you can buy a donut cushion to sit on. Bound to make all
> your friends and co-workers snicker as they walk past.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to have a surgery this week. I
can't even walk. My doctor offered to fix this in his office so I'm going to
take him up on that.

Richard

"Shute" <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote
> "Richard" <no_mail_valid@spam.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>>
>>EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>>
>>My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
>
> You sure you don't mean hernia?

All words that start with "h" are not actually the same thing. A "hernia" is
spelled differently than "hemorrhoid" because it actually is a different
thing.

D o I n e e d t o w r i t e s l o w e r f o r y o u ?

> What do hemorrhoids have to do with
> lifting weights?

Other than one of them able to cause the other, nothing.

> Not that I know much about them

So we can add hemorrhoids to the long and ever growing list of things about
which you know nothing, but insist on posting about anyway?

David

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> schreef:

>> You sure you don't mean hernia?

> All words that start with "h" are not actually the same thing. A "hernia"
> is spelled differently than "hemorrhoid" because it actually is a
> different thing.

Hmmm.

So they spell the words different because they are actually different
things?
Well, yeah, that seems to make sense.

You know, if you spell different things the same, people might end up all
confused and shit. And we dont what that, now do we?

To confuse people, i mean. Its not nice to confuse people. I sure as hell
dont like it.

What about things that ARE the same, but spelled different? That might
confuse people.
Like, for instance, "supraphysiological" probably meaning "fucking high
levels", and "obesitas" and "adipositas"
meaning "a fucking fat pig with flabs all around his body"

So you get;

"A man that was a fucking fat pig with flabs of fat all around body and male
hormone levels were fucking high as well"

I mean, medical files are soooooooo difficult to read! Might be nice if
those clever doctors might use words i am able to comprehend.

About a year ago, i asked a doctor to give me my file. Because i wanted to
read it. She gave it, and she came sitting next to me. Perhaps she was
planning to give me a blowjob, i dont know...

Anyway, i looked at her, and she said;

"I am going to help you read it, those words might be difficult to
understand..."

........

On the inside, i was going;

"FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH, FUCK YOU, YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE"

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK FUCK YOU !!!"

On the ouside, i just said; "Oh, thats okay, i am fine...

I really dont like doctors... Can you tell?

> D o I n e e d t o w r i t e s l o w e r f o r y o u ?

Damn David, i just woke up, and my eyes are half closed. Yeah, would be
nice.

BTW, did you knew that some opver here doctors spell "extremely muscular" as
O-B-E-S-I-T-A-S ?

Really, they do.

>> What do hemorrhoids have to do with
>> lifting weights?

> Other than one of them able to cause the other, nothing.

Having rhoids will make you lift weights ?!?!?!

Weird...

>> Not that I know much about them

> So we can add hemorrhoids to the long and ever growing list of things
> about which you know nothing, but insist on posting about anyway?

Shute, answer "yes, thats the general idea, and i will contnue to do so"

Ignore me David, i am still in a coma... the caffeine didnt reach the grey
matter... YET!

----
Pete

On Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:31:16 GMT, "David Cohen"
<sammiesdad@earthlink.net> wrote:

>All words that start with "h" are not actually the same thing. A "hernia" is
>spelled differently than "hemorrhoid" because it actually is a different
>thing.

Do you have any scientific studies to prove this? I mean how do you
know that all words spelled differently are not really the same word?

>D o I n e e d t o w r i t e s l o w e r f o r y o u ?

Sorry Einstein, Usenet doesn't work that way. You can type as slow
as you want and it comes out the same on the other end.

>> What do hemorrhoids have to do with
>> lifting weights?
>
>Other than one of them able to cause the other, nothing.

Funny how I have never gotten them. Perhaps you get yours from
obesity or anal sex. Just a theory.

>> Not that I know much about them
>
>So we can add hemorrhoids to the long and ever growing list of things about
>which you know nothing, but insist on posting about anyway?

I seem to know more than you. Since you once again contributed
nothing new to the thread. You would think that being such an asshole
you would know more about them.

"Shute" <Shute@nowhere.com> wrote
> "David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>All words that start with "h" are not actually the same thing. A "hernia"
>>is
>>spelled differently than "hemorrhoid" because it actually is a different
>>thing.
>
> Do you have any scientific studies to prove this? I mean how do you
> know that all words spelled differently are not really the same word?

Well, with a well thought out reasoned argument like that, who could argue?

If the Special Olympics has a debating event, you're gold.

>>D o I n e e d t o w r i t e s l o w e r f o r y o u ?
>
> Sorry Einstein, Usenet doesn't work that way. You can type as slow
> as you want and it comes out the same on the other end.

O h. T o o b a d r e a d i n g a n d
c o m p e h e n s i o n a r e
u n r e l a t e d.
>
>>> What do hemorrhoids have to do with
>>> lifting weights?
>>
>>Other than one of them able to cause the other, nothing.
>
> Funny how I have never gotten them.

They're usually caused by heavy weights. Your pink vinyl ones are not much
of a threat. Don't worry.

> Perhaps you get yours from obesity or anal sex.

Always possible.

> Just a theory.

Another one of your theories about a subject you are totally ignorant of?
Your masochism is quite extraordinary.

>>> Not that I know much about them
>>
>>So we can add hemorrhoids to the long and ever growing list of things
>>about
>>which you know nothing, but insist on posting about anyway?
>
> I seem to know more than you.

And you based this "theory" on what, exactly? You don't know how to spell
hemorrhoid, you don't know what causes them, and you think they are the same
thing as a hernia.

Shute's Bizarro Universe must be one interesting place.

> Since you once again contributed
> nothing new to the thread. You would think that being such an asshole

I am often an asshole, almost always to ignorant fools.

> you would know more about them.

Did you have further questions? I'm more than happy to humiliate you
whenever you like.

David

fish. wrote:
<snip>
> > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
[...]

> > > you also need a spellchecker.
[...]

> it's "<snip>", and you must be a fucking idiot.

Although not a "spellchecker" error, shouldn't the comma be within the
quotation mark? ;o)

--
Curt

fish. wrote:
[...]

> Backpeddling

Hmmm.

What was that? Oh, yeah.

"you also need a spellchecker."
fish.

[...]

As much as I looooove the speeling flam...

> and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying to
> make yourself look less retarded.

Petard meet hoist. ;o)

Hth.

--
Curt

In article <1161119919.976805.203780@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups. com>,
curtjames@gmail.com says...
> fish. wrote:
> [...]
>
> > Backpeddling
>
> Hmmm.
>
> What was that? Oh, yeah.
>
> "you also need a spellchecker."
> fish.
>
> [...]
>
> As much as I looooove the speeling flam...
>
> > and redisplaying your idiocy is an amusing way of trying to
> > make yourself look less retarded.
>
> Petard meet hoist. ;o)
>
> Hth.
>
>


Hey I'm lost, what did I stuff up with the quote you just quoted and
isn't backpeddling a word anymore?

--
"What's that got to do with my KNOB?"

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

"fish." wrote:

> In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> >
> > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > says...
> > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > >
> > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > >
> > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > you also need a spellchecker.
> >
> > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You must
> > have hemoroids.
> >
> > > --
> > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > >
> > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> >
> >
> >
>
> it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
>
> --
> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>
> Bedknobs and Broomsticks

You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled "hemorrhoids??"


--
Robert Schuh
"Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
- Nietzsche

http://www.hardbopdrums.com/

In article <4535C325.B0597279@hameggsyahoo.com>, rschuh@hameggsyahoo.com
says...
> "fish." wrote:
>
> > In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
> > no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
> > >
> > > "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
> > > > In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>, no_mail_valid@spam.invalid
> > > > says...
> > > > > Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
> > > > >
> > > > > EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
> > > > >
> > > > > My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing this
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > you also need a spellchecker.
> > >
> > > Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid. You must
> > > have hemoroids.
> > >
> > > > --
> > > > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> > > >
> > > > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
> >
> > --
> > "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
> >
> > Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>
> You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled "hemorrhoids??"


No, I'm replying because he was trying to imply that I was homosexual.

--
"What's that got to do with my KNOB?"

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Robert Schuh wrote:
> "fish." wrote:
>
>> In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>
>>> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
>>> news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
>>>> In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
>>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>> Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>>>>>
>>>>> EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>>>>>
>>>>> My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
>>>>> this
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> you also need a spellchecker.
>>>
>>> Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
>>> You must have hemoroids.
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>>
>>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
>>
>> --
>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>
>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>
> You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled
> "hemorrhoids??"

You mean "haemorrhoids"?


--
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok> wrote
> Robert Schuh wrote:
>> "fish." wrote:
>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote
>>>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>>> Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
>>>>>> this

>>>>> you also need a spellchecker.
>>>>
>>>> Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
>>>> You must have hemoroids.
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>>>
>>>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>>>
>>> it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
>>>
>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>
>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>
>> You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled
>> "hemorrhoids??"
>
> You mean "haemorrhoids"?

English is a goofy language.

Unitedstatesofamerican is only marginally better.

I think we should all switch to Hawaiian...only 16 letters, so, less to
spare for "silent" crap.

David

On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:10:22 +0100, "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok>
wrote:

>Robert Schuh wrote:
>> "fish." wrote:
>>
>>> In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>
>>>> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
>>>>> In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
>>>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>>> Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
>>>>>> this
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> you also need a spellchecker.
>>>>
>>>> Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
>>>> You must have hemoroids.
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>>>
>>>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
>>>
>>> --
>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>
>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>
>> You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled
>> "hemorrhoids??"
>
>You mean "haemorrhoids"?

A bunch of grapes by any other name would smell as sweet!

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> schreef:

>> Sorry Einstein, Usenet doesn't work that way. You can type as slow
>> as you want and it comes out the same on the other end.

> O h. T o o b a d r e a d i n g a n d
> c o m p e h e n s i o n a r e
> u n r e l a t e d.

Weird.

I really was reading above the very slow...
Shute, doesnt a "change of text type" have an effect on you?

DOESNT IT HAVE AN EFFECT ON YOU !?!?!?

> They're usually caused by heavy weights. Your pink vinyl ones are not much
> of a threat. Don't worry.

I use the pink vinyls. As a warmup. Before i use the KettleBells.

>> Perhaps you get yours from obesity or anal sex.

Anal sex causes obesity? O-B-E-S-I-T-A-S? No shit.
Perhaps i doctors i saw knew this. I didnt. Silly me...

>>>So we can add hemorrhoids to the long and ever growing list of things
>>>about which you know nothing, but insist on posting about anyway?

Can you add me to that list as well?
I know nothing about hemorrhoids.

>> I seem to know more than you.

> And you based this "theory" on what, exactly? You don't know how to spell
> hemorrhoid, you don't know what causes them, and you think they are the
> same thing as a hernia.

Having a hernia AND rhoids must hurt pretty bad. I never got either of them.
Because i take precautions.

> Did you have further questions? I'm more than happy to humiliate you
> whenever you like.

Shute, raise your hand and ask a question. David enjoys answering questions.

----
Pete

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@earthlink.net> schreef:

> Unitedstatesofamerican is only marginally better.

> I think we should all switch to Hawaiian...only 16 letters, so, less to
> spare for "silent" crap.

In my Language there arent any silent letters.

Just thought i would share that with you.

----
Pete

On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:10:22 +0100, "Bully" <bully1@proteinbars.co.ok>
wrote:

>Robert Schuh wrote:
>> "fish." wrote:
>>
>>> In article <s8XYg.32610$tO5.17176@fed1read10>,
>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>
>>>> "fish." <fishcakes@tanksville.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:MPG.1f9ee26b4035b44598a580@News.Individual.ne t...
>>>>> In article <zBWYg.32609$tO5.7686@fed1read10>,
>>>>> no_mail_valid@spam.invalid says...
>>>>>> Tip of the day: Don't add too much weight.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> EXTERNAL THROMBOSED HEMROIDS ARE PAINFUL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My doctor says I need surgery now. I am standing up while typing
>>>>>> this
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> you also need a spellchecker.
>>>>
>>>> Well its the first time I've ever had to spell hemroid/hemoroid.
>>>> You must have hemoroids.
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>>>
>>>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> it's "hemorrhoids", and you must be a fucking idiot.
>>>
>>> --
>>> "What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
>>>
>>> Bedknobs and Broomsticks
>>
>> You are getting this bent out of shape because he misspelled
>> "hemorrhoids??"
>
>You mean "haemorrhoids"?

Wouldn't the Brits put an unnecessary 'u' in there somewhere? The 'ae'
is a nice touch.

Putting it all together: haemorrhouids