Top 10 Bonehead Workout Mistakes

Top 10 Bonehead Workout Mistakes

Common workout mistakes has always been a very popular topic in
fitness publications. But no matter how many times this subject is
re-hashed, you almost always hear about the same half a dozen or so
mistakes, including poor form, overtraining, going too heavy, not
stretching, not warming up, and so on.. Ironically, you seldom hear
about the biggest mistakes of all. I call these humongous bloopers
bonehead mistakes because once you start to analyze and think about
them, they’re really just common sense.

Read This Full Report At:
http://www.3min-reports.com/workout-mistakes.html

Info Dude wrote:
> Top 10 Bonehead Workout Mistakes
>
> Common workout mistakes has always been a very popular topic in
> fitness publications. But no matter how many times this subject is
> re-hashed, you almost always hear about the same half a dozen or so
> mistakes, including poor form, overtraining, going too heavy, not
> stretching, not warming up, and so on.. Ironically, you seldom hear
> about the biggest mistakes of all. I call these humongous bloopers
> bonehead mistakes because once you start to analyze and think about
> them, they're really just common sense.
>
> Read This Full Report At:
> http://www.3min-reports.com/workout-mistakes.html
WTF?

Reg Guthrie Tipton Tourist Board wrote:
> Info Dude wrote:
> > Top 10 Bonehead Workout Mistakes
> >
> > Common workout mistakes has always been a very popular topic in
> > fitness publications. But no matter how many times this subject is
> > re-hashed, you almost always hear about the same half a dozen or so
> > mistakes, including poor form, overtraining, going too heavy, not
> > stretching, not warming up, and

driving your car through the front of the gym and screaming, "IT'S
CHEST DAY!!!!! IT'S CHEST DAY!!!!!"

Dropping a 45 on a fellow gym member's toe.
While they're on the treadmill.

Working out with spinning collars too loose as you're doing skull
crushers.

Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"

Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
In the gym.
On the front desk.
While the gym is open.
And having your friends videotape the activities!

Walking out with dumbbells.
Walking out with a power rack.
Walking out with their entire supply of toilet paper and towels.

Opening up a container of Muscle Milk® from the gym's cooler and
sniffing it and then muttering loudly, "Man, that shit stinks! Is this
spoiled? What's the expiration on this crap? Who'd buy this worthless
garbage anyway???"

Repeating that act for the gym's entire supply of MuscleMilk or other
sports beverage and not paying for any of it.

Peeing on the treadmill.

Puking by the squat rack then saying "Oops!" but continuing to do your
set.
Walking away from your vomit and screaming, "MAN, THAT WAS A ~*GREAT*~
WORKOUT!" as you leave the gym waving and smiling.

I'm sure I've forgotten other common workout mistakes, but those are
some of the biggies, imo.

> > so on.. Ironically, you seldom hear about the biggest mistakes
> > of all.

Having voted for Bush?

> > I call these humongous bloopers bonehead mistakes because
> > once you start to analyze and think about them, they're really
> > just common sense.

-=snipped the link=-

> WTF?

I didn't click the link, but I agree with your assessment.

--
Curt

"Curt James" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Reg Guthrie Tipton Tourist Board wrote:
> Info Dude wrote:


[.......]


I can see the problem except for the following one - can't see *anything*
wrong with this. You'd have to be a prude, right?

"Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
In the gym.
On the front desk.
While the gym is open.
And having your friends videotape the activities!"

--
Curt

Curt James wrote:

>
> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"

Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?

On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Curt James wrote:
>
>>
>> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
>> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>
>Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
>it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
>said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
>bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?

I saw a woman tell a big guy he was using "candy ass weight". He
didn't know she was kidding around and said that was all his doctor
said he could use. He seemed embarrassed despite the fact it was a
lot more than I use.

On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Curt James wrote:
>
>>
>> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
>> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>
>Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
>it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
>said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
>bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?

You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.

However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
snatch box!

Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)

David wrote:
> "Curt James" wrote
[...]

> I can see the problem except for the following one - can't see
> *anything* wrong with this. You'd have to be a prude, right?
>
> > "Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
> > In the gym.
> > On the front desk.
> > While the gym is open.
> > And having your friends videotape the activities!"

Prude? Perhaps, but I was looking at that scenario from the gym owner's
perspective. It's all relative, my friend. One person's success is
another person's failure. )

--
Curt

geek_girl wrote:
> Curt James wrote:
>
> > Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting
> > juice monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>
> Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems
> with it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym
> and said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA
> MY CAGE!" and nothing bad happened. Maybe it works differently for
> women?

heh D

Yes, I'm certain that it does work differently for women.

Wishing you continued good workouts, g_g.

--
Curt

Shute wrote:
> "geek_girl" wrote:
> >Curt James wrote:
> >>
> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting
> >> juice monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
> >
> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!"
> >and nothing bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>
> I saw a woman tell a big guy he was using "candy ass weight". He
> didn't know she was kidding around and said that was all his doctor
> said he could use. He seemed embarrassed despite the fact it was a
> lot more than I use.

Awwww, that is so sad. I just picture this hulk looking sad, wrinkling
up his face, and kicking at the gym mat. Quietly replying, almost to
himself, "Well, it's all the doc sez I can use, darn it."

Maybe the guy has a hemmor, hermer, hamm... never mind.

--
Curt

Charles wrote:
> "geek_girl" wrote:
> >Curt James wrote:
> >>
> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
> >
> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!"
> >and nothing bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>
> You must let me explain all this to you one day <snip>.
>
> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
> snatch box!

That's an Olympic lift, right?

> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)

Yes, but Monday looms. (

(shudders)

--
Curt

"Curt James" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161526703.407260.36700@m73g2000cwd.googlegro ups.com...
> David wrote:
>> "Curt James" wrote
> [...]
>
>> I can see the problem except for the following one - can't see
>> *anything* wrong with this. You'd have to be a prude, right?
>>
>> > "Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
>> > In the gym.
>> > On the front desk.
>> > While the gym is open.
>> > And having your friends videotape the activities!"
>
> Prude? Perhaps, but I was looking at that scenario from the gym owner's
> perspective. It's all relative, my friend. One person's success is
> another person's failure. )
>

(My tongue is in my cheek)

> --
> Curt
>

David wrote:
> "Curt James" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1161526703.407260.36700@m73g2000cwd.googlegro ups.com...
> > David wrote:
> >> "Curt James" wrote
> > [...]
> >
> >> I can see the problem except for the following one - can't see
> >> *anything* wrong with this. You'd have to be a prude, right?
> >>
> >> > "Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
> >> > In the gym.
> >> > On the front desk.
> >> > While the gym is open.
> >> > And having your friends videotape the activities!"
> >
> > Prude? Perhaps, but I was looking at that scenario from the gym owner's
> > perspective. It's all relative, my friend. One person's success is
> > another person's failure. )
> >
>
> (My tongue is in my cheek)
>
> > --
> > Curt
> >

Spurt Janus sure likes the sound of his own anus

Reg Guthrie Tipton Tourist Board wrote:
> David wrote:
> > "Curt James" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1161526703.407260.36700@m73g2000cwd.googlegro ups.com...
> > > David wrote:
> > >> "Curt James" wrote
> > > [...]
> > >
> > >> I can see the problem except for the following one - can't see
> > >> *anything* wrong with this. You'd have to be a prude, right?
> > >>
> > >> > "Having sex with the gym owner's wife or daughter.
> > >> > In the gym.
> > >> > On the front desk.
> > >> > While the gym is open.
> > >> > And having your friends videotape the activities!"
> > >
> > > Prude? Perhaps, but I was looking at that scenario from the gym owner's
> > > perspective. It's all relative, my friend. One person's success is
> > > another person's failure. )
> > >
> >
> > (My tongue is in my cheek)
> >
> > > --
> > > Curt
> > >
>
> Spurt Janus sure likes the sound of his own anus

I am a poet ,an I doe no it

Charles wrote:
> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Curt James wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
> >
> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>
> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>
> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
> snatch box!

Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
"the girls"!

> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)

Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
haaa!

On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Curt James wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
>> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>> >
>> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
>> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
>> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
>> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>>
>> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>>
>> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
>> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
>> snatch box!
>
>Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
>would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
>"the girls"!

Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box

>
>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>
>Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>haaa!

How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
a Sunday? Monday is the day for washing, as in the old song 'Dashing
Away With the Smoothing Iron':

http://ingeb.org/songs/dashinga.html

;o)

Charles wrote:
> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Charles wrote:
> >> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Curt James wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
> >> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
> >> >
> >> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
> >> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
> >> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
> >> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
> >>
> >> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
> >>
> >> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
> >> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
> >> snatch box!
> >
> >Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
> >would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
> >"the girls"!
>
> Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
> equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
> and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!
>
> http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box
>
> >
> >> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
> >
> >Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
> >haaa!
>
> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
> a Sunday?

Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
clothes. What? Something wrong with that?

> Monday is the day for washing, as in the old song 'Dashing
> Away With the Smoothing Iron':

Yes, if I were traditional, I'd do the laundry on Monday. However, I
choose to do the non-traditional thing and go to work on Mondays.

geek_girl wrote:
> Charles wrote:
> > "geek_girl" wrote:
> > >Curt James wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting
> > >> juice monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
> > >
> > >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
> > >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
> > >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY
> > >CAGE!" and nothing bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
> >
> > You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
> >
> > However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
> > around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
> > snatch box!

Snatch, clean and jerk. Is it me or are Olympic lifters all perverts? I
rescind the question.

> Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
> would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
> "the girls"!

Absolute appeal there, of course, but my favorite part of the gym is
the long walk to the drinking fountain, passing the treadmills,
steppers, etc. and their female patrons and their lycra-covered buns of
steel.

> > Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>
> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
> haaa!

It must be contagious. Two loads done here tonight.

--
Curt

On 22 Oct 2006 17:07:15 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Charles wrote:
>> >> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Curt James wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
>> >> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>> >> >
>> >> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
>> >> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
>> >> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
>> >> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>> >>
>> >> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>> >>
>> >> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
>> >> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
>> >> snatch box!
>> >
>> >Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
>> >would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
>> >"the girls"!
>>
>> Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
>> equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
>> and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!
>>
>> http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box
>>
>> >
>> >> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>> >
>> >Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>> >haaa!
>>
>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> a Sunday?
>
>Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>clothes. What? Something wrong with that?

You'll make a good little housewife someday.

On 22 Oct 2006 17:07:15 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Charles wrote:
>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Charles wrote:
>> >> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Curt James wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting juice
>> >> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>> >> >
>> >> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems with
>> >> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym and
>> >> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and nothing
>> >> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>> >>
>> >> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>> >>
>> >> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
>> >> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as the
>> >> snatch box!
>> >
>> >Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
>> >would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
>> >"the girls"!
>>
>> Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
>> equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
>> and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!
>>
>> http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box
>>
>> >
>> >> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>> >
>> >Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>> >haaa!
>>
>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> a Sunday?
>
>Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>clothes. What? Something wrong with that?

In this day and age of automation, we have a clearing of all laundry
baskets on a daily basis, and have a daily wash - as far as I know.
The larger items go to a firm of laundry services who collect. Of
course it's much easier with a housekeeper!

That notwithstanding, I thought there was only you to look after, and
most bachelor girls I know wouldn't dream of sullying a social weekend
with domestic chores!

>
>> Monday is the day for washing, as in the old song 'Dashing
>> Away With the Smoothing Iron':
>
>Yes, if I were traditional, I'd do the laundry on Monday. However, I
>choose to do the non-traditional thing and go to work on Mondays.

Ugh! It's Monday now SJ! ;o(

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
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> On 22 Oct 2006 17:07:15 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Charles wrote:
>>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Charles wrote:
>>> >> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl"
>>> >> <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>>> >> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >Curt James wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting
>>> >> >> juice
>>> >> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems
>>> >> >with
>>> >> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym
>>> >> >and
>>> >> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and
>>> >> >nothing
>>> >> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>>> >>
>>> >> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>>> >>
>>> >> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
>>> >> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as
>>> >> the
>>> >> snatch box!
>>> >
>>> >Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
>>> >would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
>>> >"the girls"!
>>>
>>> Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
>>> equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
>>> and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!
>>>
>>> http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box
>>>
>>> >
>>> >> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>>> >
>>> >Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>>> >haaa!
>>>
>>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>>> a Sunday?
>>
>>Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>>clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>
> In this day and age of automation, we have a clearing of all laundry
> baskets on a daily basis, and have a daily wash - as far as I know.
> The larger items go to a firm of laundry services who collect. Of
> course it's much easier with a housekeeper!
>
> That notwithstanding, I thought there was only you to look after, and
> most bachelor girls I know wouldn't dream of sullying a social weekend
> with domestic chores!
>
>>
>>> Monday is the day for washing, as in the old song 'Dashing
>>> Away With the Smoothing Iron':
>>
>>Yes, if I were traditional, I'd do the laundry on Monday. However, I
>>choose to do the non-traditional thing and go to work on Mondays.
>
> Ugh! It's Monday now SJ! ;o(

I've always said that it is not right to air one's dirty laundry in this
group

On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:38:42 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
>news:59roj250bpfi5sbg6vl4o2tjg8d0eunlcn@4ax.com.. .
>> On 22 Oct 2006 17:07:15 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Charles wrote:
>>>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Charles wrote:
>>>> >> On 21 Oct 2006 22:28:40 -0700, "geek_girl"
>>>> >> <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> >Curt James wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Asking the biggest guy in the gym, "Hey, you frigging disgusting
>>>> >> >> juice
>>>> >> >> monkey, you done on that bench soon???!"
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >Huh. You're not supposed to do that? I've never had any problems
>>>> >> >with
>>>> >> >it. In fact, I once went up to three of the biggest guys in the gym
>>>> >> >and
>>>> >> >said "YOU MUSCLEHEADS NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAGE!" and
>>>> >> >nothing
>>>> >> >bad happened. Maybe it works differently for women?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> You must let me explain all this to you one day Sarah Jane.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> However, a simple clue is the equipment you possess, which may centre
>>>> >> around what is colloquially and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as
>>>> >> the
>>>> >> snatch box!
>>>> >
>>>> >Huh. I thought the equipment that worked in my favor in such situations
>>>> >would be what is colloquially and not particularly vulgarly known as
>>>> >"the girls"!
>>>>
>>>> Er... okay, let's rephrase that Sarah Jane: a simple clue is the
>>>> equipment you possess, which may centre around what is colloquially
>>>> and perhaps somewhat vulgarly known as * the girls' * snatch box!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/snatch-box
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>>>> >
>>>> >Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>>>> >haaa!
>>>>
>>>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>>>> a Sunday?
>>>
>>>Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>>>clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>>
>> In this day and age of automation, we have a clearing of all laundry
>> baskets on a daily basis, and have a daily wash - as far as I know.
>> The larger items go to a firm of laundry services who collect. Of
>> course it's much easier with a housekeeper!
>>
>> That notwithstanding, I thought there was only you to look after, and
>> most bachelor girls I know wouldn't dream of sullying a social weekend
>> with domestic chores!
>>
>>>
>>>> Monday is the day for washing, as in the old song 'Dashing
>>>> Away With the Smoothing Iron':
>>>
>>>Yes, if I were traditional, I'd do the laundry on Monday. However, I
>>>choose to do the non-traditional thing and go to work on Mondays.
>>
>> Ugh! It's Monday now SJ! ;o(
>
>I've always said that it is not right to air one's dirty laundry in this
>group
>

HEH!

Wash the matter with it? Let it all hang out!

That was good for a Monday morning Oz; were you on the pith over the
weekend? ;o)

Ugh! It's Monday! ;o)

On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:

> Charles wrote:
>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Charles wrote:
>>>
>>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>>>
>>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>>> haaa!
>>
>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> a Sunday?
>
> Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
> clothes. What? Something wrong with that?

Yes - you don't do woollens separately!

tom

--
see im down wid yo sci fi crew

Tom Anderson wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
>
> > Charles wrote:
> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Charles wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
> >>>
> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
> >>> haaa!
> >>
> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
> >> a Sunday?
> >
> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>
> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!

Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
year, and that's it.

On 25 Oct 2006 08:43:25 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:

>Tom Anderson wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
>>
>> > Charles wrote:
>> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Charles wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>> >>>
>> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>> >>> haaa!
>> >>
>> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> >> a Sunday?
>> >
>> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>>
>> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
>
>Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
>year, and that's it.

What, no short plaid woolen skirts?

Lucas Buck wrote:
> On 25 Oct 2006 08:43:25 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Tom Anderson wrote:
> >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
> >>
> >> > Charles wrote:
> >> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Charles wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
> >> >>> haaa!
> >> >>
> >> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
> >> >> a Sunday?
> >> >
> >> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
> >> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
> >>
> >> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
> >
> >Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
> >year, and that's it.
>
> What, no short plaid woolen skirts?

Have you been peeking in my closet? Yes, I do have a short plaid wool
skirt. I'm not sure how I forgot about it. I guess because it's hiding
on the "winter clothes" side of the closet that I haven't really looked
at in many months.

On Wed, 25 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:

> Tom Anderson wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
>>
>>> Charles wrote:
>>>> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Charles wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>>>>> haaa!
>>>>
>>>> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>>>> a Sunday?
>>>
>>> Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>>> clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>>
>> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
>
> Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
> year, and that's it.

You mean you're a stranger to the nirvana of lambswool socks? Heathen!

I guess i'm the same with silk. I have two silk shirts which i bought in a
fit of madness, one of which has been sitting in a laundry bag on its own
for, ooh, six months now ...

tom

--
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by
stupidity -- Hanlon's Razor

On 25 Oct 2006 21:22:19 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:

>Lucas Buck wrote:
>> On 25 Oct 2006 08:43:25 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Tom Anderson wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Charles wrote:
>> >> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Charles wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>> >> >>> haaa!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> >> >> a Sunday?
>> >> >
>> >> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>> >> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>> >>
>> >> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
>> >
>> >Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
>> >year, and that's it.
>>
>> What, no short plaid woolen skirts?
>
>Have you been peeking in my closet?

Generally, I'm more of a _hamper_ kind of guy.

> Yes, I do have a short plaid wool skirt.

jpegs please

>I'm not sure how I forgot about it. I guess because it's hiding
>on the "winter clothes" side of the closet that I haven't really looked
>at in many months.

Hrm. I dunno if I'd want to live in a climate where a short skirt is "winter clothing".

I find the fall weather here perfectly tolerable (70-80F days and clear for the past 1.5 weeks).

Lucas Buck wrote:
> On 25 Oct 2006 21:22:19 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Lucas Buck wrote:
> >> On 25 Oct 2006 08:43:25 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Tom Anderson wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Charles wrote:
> >> >> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> Charles wrote:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
> >> >> >>> haaa!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
> >> >> >> a Sunday?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
> >> >> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
> >> >
> >> >Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
> >> >year, and that's it.
> >>
> >> What, no short plaid woolen skirts?
> >
> >Have you been peeking in my closet?
>
> Generally, I'm more of a _hamper_ kind of guy.

Am I reading too much into this, or... ewww?

>
> > Yes, I do have a short plaid wool skirt.
>
> jpegs please

Of the skirt? Sure, I'll post one tonight.

> >I'm not sure how I forgot about it. I guess because it's hiding
> >on the "winter clothes" side of the closet that I haven't really looked
> >at in many months.
>
> Hrm. I dunno if I'd want to live in a climate where a short skirt is "winter clothing".

In general short skirts aren't "winter clothing" here, but it's wool,
which means I don't wear it in the summer. I only wear it when it's
cold, and I wear it with tights and boots.

> I find the fall weather here perfectly tolerable (70-80F days and clear for the past 1.5 weeks).

Fall? What's that?

On 27 Oct 2006 09:16:37 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:

>Lucas Buck wrote:
>> On 25 Oct 2006 21:22:19 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Lucas Buck wrote:
>> >> On 25 Oct 2006 08:43:25 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Tom Anderson wrote:
>> >> >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2006, geek_girl wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Charles wrote:
>> >> >> >> On 22 Oct 2006 14:31:01 -0700, "geek_girl" <sarah.brilliant@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>> Charles wrote:
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>> Have a great Sunday my dear - you know I intend to! ;o)
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sunday. I'm on my 6th load of laundry. Yee
>> >> >> >>> haaa!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> How the hell do you accumulate 6 loads of washing and then save it for
>> >> >> >> a Sunday?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Sheets, dish towels, bath towels, light clothes, dark clothes, red/pink
>> >> >> > clothes. What? Something wrong with that?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes - you don't do woollens separately!
>> >> >
>> >> >Woollens? Ha! I have two wool coats that I may wear a couple of times a
>> >> >year, and that's it.
>> >>
>> >> What, no short plaid woolen skirts?
>> >
>> >Have you been peeking in my closet?
>>
>> Generally, I'm more of a _hamper_ kind of guy.
>
>Am I reading too much into this, or... ewww?

You're reading too much into it.

After all, I haven't stalked you in _weeks_.

>> > Yes, I do have a short plaid wool skirt.
>>
>> jpegs please
>
>Of the skirt? Sure, I'll post one tonight.

Promise?

>> >I'm not sure how I forgot about it. I guess because it's hiding
>> >on the "winter clothes" side of the closet that I haven't really looked
>> >at in many months.
>>
>> Hrm. I dunno if I'd want to live in a climate where a short skirt is "winter clothing".
>
>In general short skirts aren't "winter clothing" here, but it's wool,
>which means I don't wear it in the summer. I only wear it when it's
>cold, and I wear it with tights and boots.

They MAKE tights and boots to fit your ginormous legs???