WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT A SMALL DICK?

Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
penis? I've heard of some new
gym devices that are out there, but I don't know if they're on the
level or not?

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In article <1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
snarler03@yahoo.co.uk says...
>He is following me arround and claiming to be me. I think he is bordering on harrasment.
>He seems to think he is above the law.


Hmm, well, a long walk off a short coastal pier would solve all our
schizophrenic, cross dressing, sexually deviant, bankrupt problems.


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In article <1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
"Elder" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
> penis?

Amputate.
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In article <1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
Chris Stevens <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
> penis?

No - but tie a block of concrete to it. The effect of this will be
enhanced by jumping off Westminster Bridge.

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Some years ago I was at the Patent Office in DC, before it got online, doing
some searches on various exercise devices.
Right on the top of one of the category piles (which means it was granted
recently), was some paddle-weight device fer yer shprontz. It was actually
resistance based, like a weighted/sprung see-saw or sumpn, and sposedly,
thru progressive resistance yakety-yak, made it harder/stronger.

Which is absurd, but that don't matter when it comes to granting patents,
not at all. Only in the case of claims for perpetual motion does the PTO
get a little picky.
Your patent/claim doesn't have to make sense. It just has to be original.
And in Europe, it don't even have to be original--they just rubber-stamp'em,
and let the patent owners duke it out in court.
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"Elder" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
> penis? I've heard of some new
> gym devices that are out there, but I don't know if they're on the
> level or not?
>
> --
> Carl Robson
> Audio stream: http://www.bouncing-czechs.com:8000/samtest
> Homepage: http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
> Now Playing at home:After Forever-Come
>

"Elder" <carl.robson@bouncing-czechs.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1fb2a4caaa740917a9c@news.individual.net.. .
> In article <1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups .com>,
> snarler03@yahoo.co.uk says...
>>He is following me arround and claiming to be me. I think he is bordering
>>on harrasment.
>>He seems to think he is above the law.
>
>
> Hmm, well, a long walk off a short coastal pier would solve all our
> schizophrenic, cross dressing, sexually deviant, bankrupt problems.
>
>
> --
> Carl Robson
> Audio stream: http://www.bouncing-czechs.com:8000/samtest
> Homepage: http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
> Now Playing at home:After Forever-Free Of Doubt


The one with problems is you..............seems you are always ready to bite
on the silliest of posts, that have nothing to do with me!

There again someone who is apparently too dim to hold down a job in IT,
really doesnt have a lot going for them!

k

In article <IQ32h.16$FD2.1@newsfe11.lga>,
"Proctologically Violated©®" <entropic3.14decay@optonline2.718.net>
wrote:

> Some years ago I was at the Patent Office in DC, before it got online, doing
> some searches on various exercise devices.
> Right on the top of one of the category piles (which means it was granted
> recently), was some paddle-weight device fer yer shprontz. It was actually
> resistance based, like a weighted/sprung see-saw or sumpn, and sposedly,
> thru progressive resistance yakety-yak, made it harder/stronger.

Better information here:

http://www.ironcrotch.com/
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In article <4548de3b@212.67.96.135>, bubble23@hotmail.com says...
> There again someone who is apparently too dim to hold down a job in IT,
> really doesnt have a lot going for them!
>
You aren't Ken. Ken uses a Google groups account and a Yahoo email
address and Ken doesn't use socks. Go on Who are you?
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On 1 Nov 2006 04:02:27 -0800, "Elder" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Re: WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT A SMALL DICK?

Ignore him?

"Elder" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
> penis? I've heard of some new
> gym devices that are out there, but I don't know if they're on the
> level or not?
>

Cock Pushups.

Carl Farrington wrote:
> "Elder" <snarler03@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1162382547.448441.308070@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> > Are there any weight lifting exercises I can do to enlarge my small
> > penis? I've heard of some new
> > gym devices that are out there, but I don't know if they're on the
> > level or not?
> >
>
> Cock Pushups.

I have a 10" cock and I still dont get any sex I been working out at
the gym and it seems to be help I still dont let anyone see my cock
in the locker room I dont like all the looks I get.

[...]

So John Williams is bothering you, too?

Honestly, I doubt there's anything you can do about that small dick.

Best of luck, of course.

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Curt