WOW!! I goofed again!

I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish, transvestite.
I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross dresser
actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.

On Oct 10, 5:18 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish, transvestite.
> I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross dresser
> actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
> talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.



Dude, just lift the weights.

And thank you for not grunting.

"David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross
>dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not
>know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.

You have become the worst thing possible...

Boring.

David
many things, not boring

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:18:34 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish, transvestite.
>I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross dresser actually.

Your dictionary is broken. Find one with a correct definition of "transvestite"/

>Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
>talking to me.

You already SAID you were Jewish.

"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:mtkqg3hjs1dogr1q8jpvidro2mpip6sdil@4ax.com...

>
>>Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
>>talking to me.
>
> You already SAID you were Jewish.
>

Help me out here, Lucas, I don't see the joke.

David wrote:
> I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
> transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a
> cross dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you
> would not know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most
> people.

David, you mean you appear fairly normal to most abnormal people, dont you?

"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:mtkqg3hjs1dogr1q8jpvidro2mpip6sdil@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:18:34 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>>transvestite.
>>I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross dresser
>>actually.
>
> Your dictionary is broken. Find one with a correct definition of
> "transvestite"/
>
>>Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
>>talking to me.
>
> You already SAID you were Jewish.

Please 'splain that to me Lucas
>

"wotmewurry" <me@home.com> wrote in message news:fek80r$irj$1@aioe.org...
> David wrote:
>> I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>> transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a
>> cross dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you
>> would not know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most
>> people.
>
> David, you mean you appear fairly normal to most abnormal people, dont
> you?
Yes most of the other inmates here wonder aloud about why I am here - in
fact very often they tell me I should not even be here - they are quite
adamant sometimes they yell at me FUCK OFF they are so convinced I am normal

"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:fejg8v$e2k$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>>transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross
>>dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not
>>know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.
>
> You have become the worst thing possible...
>
> Boring.
>
> David
> many things, not boring
Yes I admit I am a bore - it must be my religion - my uncle Hymie used to
chide me, he would say - Davidla, you're so boring why can't you be
interesting like your uncle Hymie? You know why my uncle Hymie was so
interesting? He went to high school and made it through in only 7 years - he
used to say "the best 3 years of my life was when he was in the 8th grade".
He was pretty smart, Hymie, and the rest of us called him "Professor' as he
eventually did graduate..
Yes I am boring. But by your own admission I have *become* boring. Which
suggests I wasn't always boring - you know you often take on the qualites of
the company you keep - I have been hanging around this pub for 2-3 years
now - I have *become* boring. Ha ha ha! Get the inference here?? I wasn't
*always* boring . . . I have *become* boring. ha ha! Get it? Boring
schmoring.
Jewish people like to be boring - it's a comfort thing - you never feel
threatened by a boring person - boring people are always invited to parties
because you want to look good by comparison - I am so bored please save me -
please help me - is there such a thing as Bores Anonymous?
Yes I am boring. Boring boring boring
Wish I could be fascinating like others here - I am so envious how
interesting some people are - I will try - I will start to read - yes I will
read a book that is my goal.



>

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:16:57 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote:

>
>"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:fejg8v$e2k$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>>>transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross
>>>dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not
>>>know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.
>>
>> You have become the worst thing possible...
>>
>> Boring.
>>
>> David
>> many things, not boring
>Yes I admit I am a bore - it must be my religion - my uncle Hymie used to
>chide me, he would say - Davidla, you're so boring why can't you be
>interesting like your uncle Hymie? You know why my uncle Hymie was so
>interesting? He went to high school and made it through in only 7 years - he
>used to say "the best 3 years of my life was when he was in the 8th grade".
>He was pretty smart, Hymie, and the rest of us called him "Professor' as he
>eventually did graduate..
>Yes I am boring. But by your own admission I have *become* boring. Which
>suggests I wasn't always boring - you know you often take on the qualites of
>the company you keep - I have been hanging around this pub for 2-3 years
>now - I have *become* boring. Ha ha ha! Get the inference here?? I wasn't
>*always* boring . . . I have *become* boring. ha ha! Get it? Boring
>schmoring.
>Jewish people like to be boring - it's a comfort thing - you never feel
>threatened by a boring person - boring people are always invited to parties
>because you want to look good by comparison - I am so bored please save me -
>please help me - is there such a thing as Bores Anonymous?
>Yes I am boring. Boring boring boring
>Wish I could be fascinating like others here - I am so envious how
>interesting some people are - I will try - I will start to read - yes I will
>read a book that is my goal.
>

Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:55:33 -0400, "ATP*" <waxwingslain@azurepane.com> wrote:

>
>"Lucas Buck" <sbcpark@earthlink.NOSPAM.net> wrote in message
>news:mtkqg3hjs1dogr1q8jpvidro2mpip6sdil@4ax.com.. .
>
>>
>>>Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not know that
>>>talking to me.
>>
>> You already SAID you were Jewish.
>>
>
>Help me out here, Lucas, I don't see the joke.


I'm not a bit surprised.

"Charles" <jrh@msn.com> wrote in message
news:1c8sg3559lpco19tapbmmf1rckvgiosgil@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:16:57 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"David Cohen" <sammiesdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:fejg8v$e2k$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>>> "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>>>>I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
>>>>transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a
>>>>cross
>>>>dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not
>>>>know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.
>>>
>>> You have become the worst thing possible...
>>>
>>> Boring.
>>>
>>> David
>>> many things, not boring
>>Yes I admit I am a bore - it must be my religion - my uncle Hymie used to
>>chide me, he would say - Davidla, you're so boring why can't you be
>>interesting like your uncle Hymie? You know why my uncle Hymie was so
>>interesting? He went to high school and made it through in only 7 years -
>>he
>>used to say "the best 3 years of my life was when he was in the 8th
>>grade".
>>He was pretty smart, Hymie, and the rest of us called him "Professor' as
>>he
>>eventually did graduate..
>>Yes I am boring. But by your own admission I have *become* boring. Which
>>suggests I wasn't always boring - you know you often take on the qualites
>>of
>>the company you keep - I have been hanging around this pub for 2-3 years
>>now - I have *become* boring. Ha ha ha! Get the inference here?? I wasn't
>>*always* boring . . . I have *become* boring. ha ha! Get it? Boring
>>schmoring.
>>Jewish people like to be boring - it's a comfort thing - you never feel
>>threatened by a boring person - boring people are always invited to
>>parties
>>because you want to look good by comparison - I am so bored please save
>>me -
>>please help me - is there such a thing as Bores Anonymous?
>>Yes I am boring. Boring boring boring
>>Wish I could be fascinating like others here - I am so envious how
>>interesting some people are - I will try - I will start to read - yes I
>>will
>>read a book that is my goal.
>>
>
> Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)

Ha ha! Hello Charles . . . nice to talk to a real person!

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
misc.fitness.weights:
>>
>
>Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)

I got bored and quit reading it and David the Sheep Fucker is one of
my favorite troll enablers. This whole NG is boring. Hell, there's
not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites, wrecks, caves,
reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya, nothing. But, I think
Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.

I'm having a beer John. Cheers!

"John Hanson" <jhanson@northernlinks.com> wrote in message
news:2dmtg3lr897fm3sibeo51mamsdv72tjo4k@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
> misc.fitness.weights:
>>>
>>
>>Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)
>
> I got bored and quit reading it and David the Sheep Fucker is one of
> my favorite troll enablers.
thanks I don't get many compliments!
ha ha! (just because I happen to have sexual relations now and then with a
sheep it doesn't make me a sheep fucker. Just as if you drive a truck
occasionally it doesn't make you a truck driver)
..


>This whole NG is boring. Hell, there's
> not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites, wrecks, caves,
> reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya, nothing. But, I think
> Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.
>
> I'm having a beer John. Cheers!

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:25:30 -0500, John Hanson
<jhanson@northernlinks.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
>misc.fitness.weights:
>>>
>>
>>Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)
>
>I got bored and quit reading it and David the Sheep Fucker is one of
>my favorite troll enablers. This whole NG is boring.

It's certainly that; unfortunately, it looks as though it needs all
the "trolling" to return to remedy that, but does anyone really want a
return to taking sides in the interminable JRH v JMW war?

I don't think so!

>Hell, there's
>not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites, wrecks, caves,
>reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya, nothing. But, I think
>Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.
>
>I'm having a beer John. Cheers!

And cheers to you old chum; I shall be having many today JH; England
play France in the semi-final of the Rugby World Cup in Paris tonight,
and it promises to be a wonderful occasion.

Have a great weekend mate - you know I always do! ;o)

On Oct 11, 7:57 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "wotmewurry" <m...@home.com> wrote
> > David wrote:
> >> <snip> I appear fairly normal to most people.
>
> > David, you mean you appear fairly normal to most abnormal people, dont
> > you?
>
> Yes most of the other inmates here wonder alo<snip>

Inmates?

Not to be especially PC, but isn't the preferred term "patients"?

Uh, I mean if you were speaking about the facility where you typically
spend your lunch breaks, David. And if you're referring to while on
the job, well, I resent being called an inmate despite the horrid
working conditions here at David & Charles Inc. The term you're
looking for in that case is obviously "co-workers" or, perhaps,
"employees."

Plus I don't recall ever screaming EFF YOU at you. Well, not to your
face.

Curt

P.S. I had nothing at all to do with the defacement of your statue in
the foyer, btw.

--

On Oct 11, 10:25 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
[...]

> This whole NG is boring.

And you're something of an expert on the subject of boring, aren't
you, Hanson?

> Hell, there's not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites,
> wrecks, caves, reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya,
> nothing. But, I think Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.

Why would you mess with 'bert? I didn't know there was a rift.
Interesting. (Okay, not really.)

> I'm having a beer John.

What? A beer John? Is that some term only prostitutes are familiar
with? Can't you get safer work, Hanson?

> Cheers!

Yeah, whatever. Hey, there may be no discussion about sharks or wrecks
(well, other than your posts, of course), but I'd welcome a discussion
with you wrt the following photo:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...AYSbeatyou.jpg

How's that working out for you?

--
Curt

On Oct 10, 5:30 pm, "David Cohen" <sammies...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote
>
> >I announced to this group that I was a black, lesbian, jewish,
> >transvestite. I am now not sure I am a transvestite at all - I am a cross
> >dresser actually. Plus I am intellectually handicapped but you would not
> >know that talking to me. I appear fairly normal to most people.
>
> You have become the worst thing possible...
>
> Boring.

Just for the sake of argument or, hey, discussion, what if the above
noted black, lesbian, Jewish, transvestite juggled? I'm a white,
heterosexual, Protestant man who cannot juggle worth a damn. I've
always thought I'd be a much more interesting person if I had better
reflexes and even a little bit of eye-hand coordination. I mean,
imagine, you're standing in line at the bank or a long movie theater
line, bored as snot or as "all get out" (whatever term you prefer)
when the person in front of you begins to juggle!

Boredom begone!

> David
> many things, not boring

True.

--
Curt

"Curt" <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1192280898.688892.19930@v29g2000prd.googlegro ups.com...
> On Oct 11, 7:57 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> "wotmewurry" <m...@home.com> wrote
>> > David wrote:
>> >> <snip> I appear fairly normal to most people.
>>
>> > David, you mean you appear fairly normal to most abnormal people, dont
>> > you?
>>
>> Yes most of the other inmates here wonder alo<snip>
>
> Inmates?
>
> Not to be especially PC, but isn't the preferred term "patients"?

sorry I knew that didn't sound right - if any of the inma. . uh 'patients'
were offended , sorry

>
> Uh, I mean if you were speaking about the facility where you typically
> spend your lunch breaks, David. And if you're referring to while on
> the job, well, I resent being called an inmate despite the horrid
> working conditions here at David & Charles Inc. The term you're
> looking for in that case is obviously "co-workers" or, perhaps,
> "employees."

yes I see your point and as you well know I am a new age employer always
sensitive to the needs of my whining , , uh sorry , my precious and
irreplaceable employees
furthermore I resent your suggestion about the working conditions - we
already got you a fan with 3 positions WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!??
That fan cost Charles $27.50 were you aware of that? Is being ungrateful
something you work on like a skill?
>
> Plus I don't recall ever screaming EFF YOU at you. Well, not to your
> face.

No I admit you never screamed that at me TO MY FACE!

>
> Curt
>
> P.S. I had nothing at all to do with the defacement of your statue in
> the foyer, btw.

I have a very good idea who that was, Curt. I very good idea. One thing we
have invested in is a surveillance camera. I realize you thought a ski mask
would help but you forgot this sportster that you was easily visible - why
was your sportster parked there?
>
> --
>

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:21:48 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
misc.fitness.weights:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:25:30 -0500, John Hanson
><jhanson@northernlinks.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
>>misc.fitness.weights:
>>>>
>>>
>>>Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)
>>
>>I got bored and quit reading it and David the Sheep Fucker is one of
>>my favorite troll enablers. This whole NG is boring.
>
>It's certainly that; unfortunately, it looks as though it needs all
>the "trolling" to return to remedy that, but does anyone really want a
>return to taking sides in the interminable JRH v JMW war?
>
>I don't think so!
>
>>Hell, there's
>>not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites, wrecks, caves,
>>reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya, nothing. But, I think
>>Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.
>>
>>I'm having a beer John. Cheers!
>
>And cheers to you old chum; I shall be having many today JH; England
>play France in the semi-final of the Rugby World Cup in Paris tonight,
>and it promises to be a wonderful occasion.
>
>Have a great weekend mate - you know I always do! ;o)
>
So far so good. Did some rescue training dives this morning. Now I'm
having a beer.

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:17:54 -0000, Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote
in misc.fitness.weights:

>On Oct 11, 10:25 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
>[...]
>
>> This whole NG is boring.
>
>And you're something of an expert on the subject of boring, aren't
>you, Hanson?
>
>> Hell, there's not talk about deco, or trimix, exotic dive sites,
>> wrecks, caves, reefs, coral, sharks, bleemies, jawfish, Sonya,
>> nothing. But, I think Rob and Curt do discuss 7 foot hoses.
>
>Why would you mess with 'bert? I didn't know there was a rift.
>Interesting. (Okay, not really.)
>
>> I'm having a beer John.
>
>What? A beer John? Is that some term only prostitutes are familiar
>with? Can't you get safer work, Hanson?
>
>> Cheers!
>
>Yeah, whatever. Hey, there may be no discussion about sharks or wrecks
>(well, other than your posts, of course), but I'd welcome a discussion
>with you wrt the following photo:
>
>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...AYSbeatyou.jpg
>
>How's that working out for you?

Been to two Masters Nationals since. Jason hasn't been either of
them.

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:35:34 +1000, "David" <forgotwhy@yahoo.com.au>
wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

>
>"John Hanson" <jhanson@northernlinks.com> wrote in message
>news:2dmtg3lr897fm3sibeo51mamsdv72tjo4k@4ax.com.. .
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:14:13 +0100, Charles <jrh@msn.com> wrote in
>> misc.fitness.weights:
>>>>
>>>
>>>Good response, if a little long-winded, you boring bastard!;o)
>>
>> I got bored and quit reading it and David the Sheep Fucker is one of
>> my favorite troll enablers.
>thanks I don't get many compliments!
>ha ha! (just because I happen to have sexual relations now and then with a
>sheep it doesn't make me a sheep fucker. Just as if you drive a truck
>occasionally it doesn't make you a truck driver)

Good point.

On Oct 13, 4:46 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:17:54 -0000, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote
> > On Oct 11, 10:25 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
> >[...]
>
> >> This whole NG is boring.
>
> > And you're something of an expert on the subject of boring, aren't
> > you, Hanson?
[...]

> > Yeah, whatever. Hey, there may be no discussion about sharks or wrecks
> > (well, other than your posts, of course), but I'd welcome a discussion
> > with you wrt the following photo:
>
> > http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...AYSbeatyou.jpg
>
> > How's that working out for you?
>
> Been to two Masters Nationals since. Jason hasn't been either of
> them.

Probably tired of kicking your a$s.

STILL BORED, BUDDY?!!!?

--
Curt

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:07:11 -0700, Curt <curtjames@gmail.com> wrote
in misc.fitness.weights:

>On Oct 13, 4:46 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:17:54 -0000, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote
>> > On Oct 11, 10:25 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
>> >[...]
>>
>> >> This whole NG is boring.
>>
>> > And you're something of an expert on the subject of boring, aren't
>> > you, Hanson?
>[...]
>
>> > Yeah, whatever. Hey, there may be no discussion about sharks or wrecks
>> > (well, other than your posts, of course), but I'd welcome a discussion
>> > with you wrt the following photo:
>>
>> > http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...AYSbeatyou.jpg
>>
>> > How's that working out for you?
>>
>> Been to two Masters Nationals since. Jason hasn't been either of
>> them.
>
>Probably tired of kicking your a$s.
>
>STILL BORED, BUDDY?!!!

Still up at 1:07 AM on a Saturday night/Sunday morning on Usenet? What
a fucking loser!

On Oct 14, 8:35 am, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:07:11 -0700, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote
> >On Oct 13, 4:46 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:17:54 -0000, Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote
> >> > On Oct 11, 10:25 pm, John Hanson <jhan...@northernlinks.com> wrote:
> >> >[...]
>
> >> >> This whole NG is boring.
>
> >> > And you're something of an expert on the subject of boring, aren't
> >> > you, Hanson?
> >[...]
>
> >> > Yeah, whatever. Hey, there may be no discussion about sharks or wrecks
> >> > (well, other than your posts, of course), but I'd welcome a discussion
> >> > with you wrt the following photo:
>
> >> > http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...AYSbeatyou.jpg

Aka http://tinyurl.com/33pdy4
>
> >> > How's that working out for you?
>
> >> Been to two Masters Nationals since. Jason hasn't been either of
> >> them.
>
> >Probably tired of kicking your a$s.
>
> >STILL BORED, BUDDY?!!!
>
> Still up at 1:07 AM on a Saturday night/Sunday morning on Usenet? What
> a fucking loser!

See, Hanson? You're no longer bored! I knew I could help. Even you,
the seemingly unhelpable.

Please, no thanks necessary. I'm a fixer, a helper, a bridge builder.
Where once you were bored out of your skull, to tears, beside
yourself, you now find yourself thrilling to the sight of your
flitting phalanges typing out the word la-la-la-LOOZER! It is
apparently your only solace. Such is life for divers suffering perhaps
from decompression illness or maybe a good ol' gas embolism. No
worries, Hanson!

Okay, maybe a few worries. And, yes, you can thank me a little. Go
ahead.

Me, I'll thank promoter Rich Siegelman, judges, competitors, and
fellow fans and lifters alike for making my Saturday yet another blast
at a Maryland NPC event. Specifically, the NPC Maryland State
Bodybuilding and Figure Championships.

Anyway, drive there, have fun, drive home, post report. Still have
time for MFW, though. Because, hey, unlike your typical
misinterpretation, I have the full awareness that this is a special
place among Usenet places. ;o) No surprise, of course, that you'd see
only "boring" upon your thankfully infrequent visits. Why? You're
seemingly a member of the "glass is half empty" brigade, the party
poopers, the self-proclaimed and self-important loser identification
squad. Puff your chest up with pride on that accomplishment, John
Hanson!

I suspect you'll always be a brigade member, however wouldn't be
surprised if officials pulled your pooper card as well as your loser
identification squad membership.

That is to say, research before you speak. Or type. )

See also: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v1...james/NPCMD07/

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Curt

On Oct 13, 2:43 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> "Curt" <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote
> > On Oct 11, 7:57 am, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >> "wotmewurry" <m...@home.com> wrote
> >> > David wrote:
> >> >> <snip> I appear fairly normal to most people.
>
> >> > David, you mean you appear fairly normal to most abnormal people, dont
> >> > you?
>
> >> Yes most of the other inmates here wonder alo<snip>
>
> > Inmates?
>
> > Not to be especially PC, but isn't the preferred term "patients"?
>
> sorry I knew that didn't sound right - if any of the inma. . uh 'patients'
> were offended , sorry

heh ) No offense taken.

> > Uh, I mean if you were speaking about the facility where you typically
> > spend your lunch breaks, David. And if you're referring to while on
> > the job, well, I resent being called an inmate despite the horrid
> > working conditions here at David & Charles Inc. The term you're
> > looking for in that case is obviously "co-workers" or, perhaps,
> > "employees."
>
> yes I see your point and as you well know I am a new age employer always
> sensitive to the needs of my whining , , uh sorry , my precious and
> irreplaceable employees
> furthermore I resent your suggestion about the working conditions - we
> already got you a fan with 3 positions WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!??

I, I, I, well, I am truly chagrined.

> That fan cost Charles $27.50 were you aware of that?

Good lord, that's three times my monthly salary at D&C Inc.!

> Is being ungrateful something you work on like a skill?

It's a talent, actually. I've never really had to work at it at all.
Cool, huh?

> > Plus I don't recall ever screaming EFF YOU at you. Well, not to your
> > face.
>
> No I admit you never screamed that at me TO MY FACE!

Ahem.

> > Curt
>
> > P.S. I had nothing at all to do with the defacement of your statue in
> > the foyer, btw.
>
> I have a very good idea who that was, Curt. I very good idea. One thing we
> have invested in is a surveillance camera. I realize you thought a ski mask
> would help but you forgot this sportster that you was easily visible - why
> was your sportster parked there?

How do you know it was MY Sportster? I had a ski mask on the bike,
too. Er, I mean, my bike was parked across town at that new restaurant
on (hand over mouth) mumblemumblemumble Street!

You can't place me at the scene of the crime, David! And I won't
confess! EVER!!!

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Curt